Despite any praise you may read about Hoover, Alabama, let's take a look at its history of transgressions against the football gods:

1. Allowing the greatness of high school football in America to be used for a crappy reality series on MTV
2. Subjecting us to the haircuts of alumni such as John Parker Wilson
3. Riding the success of a coach who, in addition to having an illegitimate child, caused his team to forfeit four games for using a player who transferred improperly.

However, this all pales in comparison to its most recent transgression:

Should you peruse the University of Alabama at Birmingham football roster, you will find none other than this freshman defensive back from Hoover.

Allow me to say that you, sir, are no Chase Daniel. Shame on you for causing tens, maybe even dozens, of SBN stories to be improperly tagged with "Chase Daniel (DB - UAB)" instead of the most excellent "Chase Daniel (QB - Missouri)" tag.