Apply today for a 2008 Big 12 Championship Fan Visa!
by rptgwb
on Nov 30, 2008 6:04 PM CST
in Mizzou Football 2008
Are you a lover of BCS chaos? A burnt orange aficionado disenfranchised by a computer algorithim? A Big 12 North fan tired of seeing the "big money" schools in Austin and Norman waltz away with conference supremacy?
Fear not, there IS room for you on the Missouri bandwagon. (And, yes, feel free to take a seat vacated by those who jumped off the edge after last Saturday's debacle in Kansas City)
For all non-Mizzou fans who will be cheering for the black and gold next Saturday, see below for Rock M Nation's official Big 12 Championship Fan Visa. Your visa permits you temporary Missouri fandom without any strings attached.
Apply today!
BIG 12 CHAMPIONSHIP FAN VISA
(Answer in the comments section)
APPLICATION SECTION
- Please state your SB Nation user name, and, if desired, your legal name.
- Please state from where you will be viewing the 2008 Big 12 Championship.
- Declare your primary college football allegiance.
- What brings you to the Missouri bandwagon this weekend?
- You will NOT be held liable for fandom once the visa expires on the morning of Dec. 7, 2008.
- You accept the consequences of putting your hopes in Missouri athletics, including but not limited to severe depression, destroyed faith, damaged trust, nausea, and a desire to punch Matt Davison and Tyus Edney in the throat.
- You promise not to mention any incidents involving nasal passages or mispronunciations. You also promise to pay proper respect to Professor Chaos by paying extra attention to correct spellings.
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the rockM store should sell burnt orange mizzou tee shirts this week
might be a hit.
by stlcardinalsfang on Nov 30, 2008 7:55 PM CST 0 recs
Bend 'em Over.
OU has no respect for y’all – yes, I’m a Longhorn – they are looking forward to the BCS Championship game. Go out their and kick their ASS!
by poolflood on Nov 30, 2008 8:49 PM CST 0 recs
1. TB
2. My couch in Houston
3. Kansas State University
4. Big 12 North solidarity, brother!
TB, 11/30/2008
We'll carry the banner high!
Bring On The Cats
by TB on Nov 30, 2008 10:31 PM CST 0 recs
I'm in
1. TheElusiveShadow
2. Austin, TX
3. The screwed team of 2008, the Texas Longhorns
4. OU got into the game that belongs to us, and I just hate the Sooners.
TheElusiveShadow, 11/30/08.
by TheElusiveShadow on Nov 30, 2008 10:57 PM CST 0 recs
1. cheevyjames
2. Durham, NC
3. Longhorns
4. I want to see MU redeem themselves for Saturday’s game. I want to see y’all win your first Big 12 title. Oh yeah, and OU are classless sucktards
by cheevyjames on Dec 1, 2008 7:29 AM CST 0 recs
Sign me up
1. Gator Cub
2. Gainesville, FL
3. Florida Gators
4. a. Because Texas probably deserved the spot over Oklahoma, b. to move Oklahoma below Florida in the computers and the polls, assuring our spot in the title game if we beat Alabama.
by Gator Cub on Dec 1, 2008 7:29 AM CST 0 recs
Add a another one to the list
1. BRiordan79
2. Austin, TX
3. Texas Longhorns
4. Because I will probably never get the chance to punch Bob Stoops right in the face,
maybe Missouri can do it for me this weekend.
"When you hear that voice, it brings a kind of class to the game." ...Frank Okam
by briordan79 on Dec 1, 2008 8:16 AM CST 0 recs
One more!
1. Margaritaking
2. Austin, TX
3. Longhorns
4. Because it’s 8:43AM, OU is #2 in the B(S)CS and they still suck.
Hook Em!
by Margaritaking on Dec 1, 2008 8:43 AM CST 0 recs
Geaux Tigers! I mean . . .what is your battle cry, anyway?
1. 98horn
2. From the bottom of a Jack Daniels bottle.
3. Texas Longhorns
4. A bunch of redneck, toothless, inbred, trailer trash land thieves that stole my Big 12 South title. I’m not bitter though, I’m just filled with pure hate.
"Stats are for losers, I like winning games"
". . .switzer is a cracked out bitch . . ."-osu poster
by 98horn on Dec 1, 2008 9:16 AM CST 0 recs
I'm in.
1. utlonghorn24
2. Dallas, TX
3. Texas Longhorns
4. Because I am another Texas fan who’s so pissed about being on the losing end of the worst conference tiebreaker EVER, that I will do anything to see OU beaten and destroyed again. Hook ’Em Tigers, and OU still sucks.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Dec 1, 2008 9:33 AM CST 0 recs
LSB, FTW!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on
Dec 1, 2008 11:56 AM CST
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Haha woo LSB!
Hook ’Em Rangers?
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on
Dec 2, 2008 10:44 AM CST
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Sign me Up!!!
1. boehn46
2. Stephenville, TX
3. Longhorns
4. I’m yet another Longhorn fan who is not happy with the tiebreaker system that the Big 12 used to put OU(sucks) in the game and would love to see Chase Daniel have the game of his life. Go Tigers, and OU still sucks.
by boehn46 on Dec 1, 2008 10:20 AM CST 0 recs
I'm sure "our" Tigers will give a great go of it
1. 40AS
2. Jackson, MS
3. Texas Longhorns
4. All kinds of reasons. I’m a mess. It’s time for a playoff, but we’ll never get one. I just can’t believe that in the SEC or ACC, this wouldn’t even be an issue—head to head between the top 2 teams in this sort of situation decides the division winner in those conferences. If any one of so many tiny factors had gone our way…anyway, Go Tigers and please, for the love of all that is holy, wipe that stupid smirk off of Barry Switzer’s stupid face. Oh, also Stoops’. But mostly Switzer’s.
by 40AS on Dec 1, 2008 10:25 AM CST 0 recs
I'm I allowed to bandwagon if I go to Mizzou?
1. MeanMr.Mustard
2. Columbia, MO
3. Texas Longhorns
4. Beating a common opponent should not EVER trump a neutral field victory.
by MeanMr.Mustard on Dec 1, 2008 10:32 AM CST 0 recs
Hook'em Tigers
1. run Bevo run
2. ATX
3. Hook’em Horns
4. I want to see Mizzou cream the crimson. Or as I like to say, Tigers drop a facial on the chin of blOwU.
Perhaps the most recognizable mascot in sports, and certainly the toughest looking, Bevo is a fixture
by run Bevo run on Dec 1, 2008 12:24 PM CST 0 recs
Hesitantly...
1. rezbosace
2. Studio City, CA
3. Texas
4. When I was growing up in KS, I had many occasions to root against Missouri, but the notion of rooting for them would have been anathema. However, this week, as a loyal Longhorn, I submit my will to a higher purpose.
by rezboscace on Dec 1, 2008 1:06 PM CST 0 recs
We're hesitant as well ...
To bastardize a quote from Blazing Saddles:
“We’ll take the Texans and the Gators, but we don’t want any Kansans! … Oh, what the hell, we’ll take the Kansans too!”
Was once caught putting at night ... with the 15-year old daughter of the dean
by mitch cumstein on
Dec 1, 2008 1:55 PM CST
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this is great!
i’m tellin’ you, burnt orange mizzou shirts would sell.
by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 1, 2008 2:59 PM CST 0 recs
I'm all for it
… if you can get me legal copyrights to the name “Mizzou”
by rptgwb on
Dec 1, 2008 4:54 PM CST
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now that i can't do
only here to offer suggestion, copyrights are not by thing.
by stlcardinalsfang on
Dec 1, 2008 6:27 PM CST
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then again...
…a lot of non-Mizzou fans spell “Mizzou” wrong anyway, so…we can just spell it “Missou” for the shirts, right?
Rock M Nation
Thrust nunchuk upward!
by The Boy on
Dec 1, 2008 6:55 PM CST
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That is dumb enough that it just might work
"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever." - Anonymous
Rock M Nation
by The Beef on
Dec 2, 2008 8:47 AM CST
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Then it would say MissOU.
I doubt many of us would. It’s 3:38 pm.
Perhaps the most recognizable mascot in sports, and certainly the toughest looking, Bevo is a fixture
by run Bevo run on
Dec 5, 2008 3:42 PM CST
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Anyway
we could bump this back up to the front page sometime this week?
I think it’s hilarious and shouldn’t fall too far down the pipe before the game.
by mizzouglen on Dec 2, 2008 4:56 PM CST 0 recs
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