Thanks to the wonders of Facebook, we now have this splendiferous, amazing, American, [insert adjective here] photo of America's Tight End - Martin "T" Rucker.
Now as far as football teams in Ohio go, doesn't this photo scream more "Cincinnati" than "Cleveland?"
Please note that this diary has been tagged in the never-before-used category "General Badassery."
To complete the full American experience of this post, include this soundtrack. (Warning: Soundtrack definitely contains language NSFW)