Headed out to Lot Brand X…pancakes to be served soon :-)

1) Not get as wet as I was for MU-KSU ‘06.
2) Meet MizzouRobot Ridiculous Matt.
3) Don’t lose
4) EAT SOME FREAKING PANCAKES!!!

How about touchdown handshakes for a Missouri man of old taking down his former rival last night?

Three 6 Mafia.

I’m never going to claim there’s a lot of musical value to their music, but damnit, it will get you hyped.

Grrr.

However, I am ready and willing to accept my responsibility as Blogger General.

Rock, Flag and Eagle!!!

Herbstriet’s Upset Alert: GT over VT (way to go out on a limb, Herbie)
Corso’s Upset Alert: Tulane over East Carolina (not totally shocking)

CHASE DANIEL IS LEE CORSO’S GAME CHANGING PERFORMER. (Herbie knocks him for not going out on a limb…goddamn, CD’s good)
Herbie’s GCP: Matt Stafford
Fowler’s: Pinckney from ECU

Unanimously Vandy over Rice
Split on Wisconsin (Corso)/Fresno (Herbstriet)
Unanimously Oregon over Purdue
Unanimously OU over Washington
Corso takes UCLA, Herbie takes BYU
Corso takes Michigan, Herbie takes ND
Unanimously Georgia over South Carolina
Corso puts on all the Trojan gear, sending LA into a frenzy.

Thank you so freakin’ much for being here, Big Head. We’re brothers in arms.

…and then there’s Mizzou/Nevada being preceded by…yep, Big XII All-Access: Baylor.

I’ll take BYU over UCLA, USC over tOSU, and Wisky over Fresno. Those are the only good games IMO

game starts in 25 minutes, and FSN is running…..Cardinals Crew?

There’s this guy.

And then there’s this guy.

Can you tell the difference?

…but WOW, does Cal look bad against Maryland. Gave up an opening TD drive, and now an INT that gives the Terps the ball inside the Cal 15.

best of luck, but I don’t think you need it

Great game period.

Hey Nevada?

Cardinals Crew finally over, pre-game starting

…just called Kaepernick “a gangly runner.” LOLwut?

but the big 12 has got to get a better tv contract fsn is horrible and we are probably the 2nd best conference out there right now, how do we get relegated to this crap

probably the safety #20

He’s going to go off.

Iowa State versus Iowa right now, how do you guys look against nevada early?

satellite is going wonky on that channel, and i missed maclin’s run..? or return?

to see how your defense does in this game.

Nevada gave Tech some fits.

OTOH, does defense exist anymore?

Step up, defense.

…but I really don’t mind seeing this team give up rushing yards. I know they’re stout against the run. I’m much more worried about seeing the secondary play well.

you guys will be able to outscore everybody regardless of defense until you get to OU…then you might need some D

5 plays, 152 yards, 12 points.

30.4 yards per play.

2.4 points per play.

Yikes.

Fox Sports Net:college football::Baylor::everything except punting

Chase Daniel gets sacked, and injures the guy who sacks him.

Maclin takes it back.

Iowa leads 3-0 at the half.

Sloppy field, obviously neither team generating much offense. Iowa scored a field goal on their first possession and that’s it.

Daniel: 7-9, 140yds, TD
Washington: 4 carries, 59 yards, TD
Kaepernick: 5-9, 46yds; 2 carries, 17 yards, TD
Fragger: 4 carries, 21 yards

Huh?

he was wide open. Nice touch by Daniel.

I love this offense…c’mon D…show us something.

If you sit in a zone, Chase Daniel will pick you apart. The best way to stop the Mizzou offense is to get pressure on Daniel, be physical with the receivers and TEs, and play solid man-to-man on the outside with either Cover 1 or 2.

And I’m not trying to blow out the butt about this offense, but that’s the truth. Chase Daniel goes into every game hoping you will play a zone.

If they try to start bombing away, Moore’s going to start ballhawking and this one’s over. They’ve got to keep running 60% of the time to keep play action in effect.

Moore out with an ankle injury. Not good.

where do you guys get all the graphics?

Dink and dunk opportunities. Again, this is OK by me. Thinking long-term, I don’t mind giving up stuff underneath. Over the top’s been the problem.

Thanks.

from Iowa State looks pretty good… young and developing, should be interesting to see how well he does come Big 12.

They’re not going to win, but they’re giving a blueprint on one way to beat Mizzou: long, sustained drives with clutch third-down conversions. Just keep that offense off the field.

That’s why Nebraska worries me if they can figure out their O-Line, because Lucky is a beast. And that’s why Kansas doesn’t really worry me, because their run game has struggled.

Sweet merciful Science.

is Daniel’s to lose.

…behold the glory of the Missouri 2-minute offense.

I guess at this point there isn’t a ton of competition but say Moreno Blows up and they are in the NC

Chase is straight money today.

Might be overruled…but very, very nice regardless. That is exactly where you need to put the football…

Iowa State bonks a field goal off the upright. after taking another delay of game penalty.

otherwise, ISU is out playing Iowa. It’d be good if ISU won this game. Very good.

And a monster hit by Spoon.

14-0 UT, Crompton just threw a pick. 3rd Qtr.

Leagues better than commercials past.

let’s get a stop and handle business.

Well done. Now, score again.

Words can’t describe.

Miniature version.

This is a video game team.

Chase to JMAC…never gets old.

Q: Missouri is…

A. A merciless killing machine.
B. A godless killing machine.
C. A remorseless killing machine.
D. A terrifyingly efficient killing machine.

is
going on

has actually played pretty well, but they get into the red zone and they fall apart. Not even on the field, the coaching staff isn’t getting the plays in with enough time.

Salt, meet wound.

for big 12 game…

Excellent. If Chase’s day is done, his line through less than 2.5 quarters:

22/27 (81.5%), 412 yards, 4TDs, 0INTs, 15.3 yards per attempt.

Let your mind absorb that.

I’m out.

What?

And good for Chase Patton. Touchdown handshake, sir.

In other news, Buffalo just beat Temple on a hail mary as time expired. Momentum rolling into Columbia next week?

I know you don’t want to throw, but I’d love to see him throw a TD.

DRINK!

Any suggestions?

Consolation prize, but we’re over 60.

I thought this would be somewhat of a game, but it’s been a one-sided ass kicking.

A game to play.

hey that girl with the ears wasn’t doing push ups worth a shit.

beat Cal – 35-27.

how does that f’up your pick ’ems? :)

over to the debacle that is Michigan – Notre Dame.

Why? Because they suck. I want to see Jimmy Clausen get pasted. RichRod get disusted, Charlie Weis explode, and everyone on both sides look really really sad.

…is that really, Mizzou scored 62 in three quarters. The FG came on the first play of the fourth.

That, my friends, is…

ASIAN KID!