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National Thread: Oct. 17

Mizzou doesn't play until late tonight, so hop in the national thread to talk some football, shake off the rust, and get into full gear before the evening. You know the drill - state what you're watching and what you're drinking, then have at it. This week's national thread is brought to you by cheesy Pabst Blue Ribbon commercials (I apologize in advance):

BIG 12 GAMES

Oklahoma vs. Texas
11 a.m., ABC (HD)

Texas Tech at Nebraska
2:30 p.m., ABC

Kansas at Colorado
6 p.m., FSN

Baylor at Iowa State
6 p.m., no TV

Texas A&M at Kansas State
6 p.m., FCS

Star-divide

NATIONAL GAMES OF INTEREST

Iowa at Wisconsin
11 a.m., ESPN/ESPN2 (HD)

Arkansas at Florida
2:30 p.m., CBS (HD)

Cal at UCLA
2:30 p.m., ABC/ESPN-GP

Minnesota at Penn State
2:30 p.m., ABC/ESPN (HD)

USC at Notre Dame
2:30 p.m., NBC (HD)

Colorado State at TCU
3 p.m., Versus (HD)

South Carolina at Alabama
6:45 p.m., ESPN (HD)

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GameDay just said OU feels disrespected

by hed64 on Oct 17, 2009 10:26 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

So which do you REALLY want?

A Texas win and a night game next week?
Or an OU win, a 2:30 start, and a ClusterFork for the BCS championship game?

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 10:29 AM CDT reply actions  

A Texas win...

… and us being the ones causing the “ClusterFork™”

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

GIS for ClusterFork

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

This one might more accuratelydepict a Texas loss

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Texas win

not sure why but i think texas (if they should go) would have the best chance to win the BCS

by tiemmel on Oct 17, 2009 10:41 AM CDT reply actions  

Ahahahaah...

Mark Cuban is the celebrity picker this week.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 10:48 AM CDT reply actions  

Cuban picks Tigers

Now I feel sick.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't

It’s not like he has the ability to trade Gabbert for Jason Kidd.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hello, folks

Good morning from (one of?) the West Coast Correspondents.

Sadly for me, today is one of those suburban saturdays where I am overprogrammed.

I’ll watch some of OU-UT.

Some of USC-ND.

Off to a big Las Vegas food fesitval.

And then it’s off to watch the Utah Utes destroy UNLV’s football team. At least until the kid gets bored. Which, considering UNLV has only forced their last two opponents to punt twice in 120 minutes of football, it could be very quick.

And then home for Mizzou-Okie State.

I’ll be drinking whatever swill the stadium has on tap later tonight.

I’ll probably have a Sam Adams while at home.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:06 AM CDT reply actions  

Ah yes, the overprogrammed suburban weekend

Am waiting on the Queen to get back from a high school homecoming parade this morning.

We have furniture to pick up and a lawn mower to drop off

We tried putting our hardware on our kitchen cabinets last night, but the screws were all too short.

Will be (like a guy with a whore on pay day) in and out this afternoon

"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever." - Anonymous
Rock M Nation

by The Beef on Oct 17, 2009 11:09 AM CDT reply actions  

Say howdy to the Queen for me

I’mma have to steal the pay day line for future use.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Away we go.

The TV is obviously on UT/OU with Iowa/Wisconsin on recall. Pancakes, Bacon and Biscuits forthcoming. Drink is as follows:

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 11:09 AM CDT reply actions  

Hey Internet friends!

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:12 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Oklahoma in the red zone...

…is the definition of fail.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:16 AM CDT reply actions  

Yea

They are 11th in the Big 12 in the Red Zone.

Want to guess where we land?

"You get a lot of national exposure like that" Weatherspoon said. "Lot of people out there not really talking about the Tigers. . . . .You've got to go out there and get respect if you want it."

by tigers and chiefs fan on Oct 17, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just love saying "Fozzy Whittaker"

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:19 AM CDT reply actions  

Poor play by Jackson

Both on the angle and on trying to tackle him up high

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions  

Attempting to watch UT-OU

We keep losing our feed of ABC for some unknown reason. I blame my roommate for throwing the remote. It was also her fault that we lost last week (they scored their first two TDs while she was in the bathroom).

by ILtiger on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions  

Colt McCoy just got K-I-L-T on that hit.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions  

Is it sad...

that as soon as an OU player scooped up the ball, I prayed it was Frank Alexander?

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions  

OH MY! OH MY!

THE SHOULDER HAS BEEN DISRESPECTED!!!

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:22 AM CDT reply actions  

Not only that...

Did you hear the cheers when he didn’t get up??

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I did.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

…stay classy, Texas.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

And if you want to see a commercial for taking the money and running from college football...

See #14 from OU

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:23 AM CDT reply actions  

Yeah...

…and now the game’s over for all intents and purposes if Bradford can’t return. The Landry Jones Mustache Ride can only take you so far.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Monetarily? No.

But dignity-wise?

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

One Shiny Burt Reynolds nickel

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Texas:

Not aware that there’s no halo rule in college football.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:25 AM CDT reply actions  

WHY DOES TYLER HANSBROUGH SPEND HIS TIME LOOKING FOR STRAY DOGS THAT COMMERCIAL DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND ONLY SERVES TO ANGER ME

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:26 AM CDT reply actions  

Maybe if he spent less time looking for dogs

and more time on training, he might be more than a 10th man/energy guy in the NBA.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

i can't figure out

why he steals the glory from the girls who actually find the dog what a dick

by tiemmel on Oct 17, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Because he's PYSCHO-T

or some bull shit like that.

whatever.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

or psycho

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hail, Fletcher's!

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Pouring one out...

To this day, one of the biggest, longest-running arguments my brother and his wife have is whether it is “Corndog” or “Cornydog.”

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought both were acceptable?

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Get out.

You’re banned from this forum for suggesting that.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, from what I understand...

both are acceptable.

Texans use corny dog as the appelation for the hot dog covered in batter and deep fried.

But outside of the great republic of texas, corn dog is the more common term used.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's fair.

I’d even go as far as to say that Fletcher’s makes the only “Corny Dogs” in the world, while the rest are corn dogs.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thomas looks ok there

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 11:31 AM CDT reply actions  

.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions  

Yup.

But still, a pretty bonehead play by that UT defender.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Stevens:

A name that peaked in third grade.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions  

I can't take a football player named jimmy stevens seriously

but then I remember that he’s a kicker.

so the term “football player” can only be used loosely at best.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

When arguably the best player to ever play your position is named "Mar-teen"...

…problems.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

SHIPLEY DROPPED IT AND HE IS COLT MCCOY'S ROOMMATE ZOMG

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:40 AM CDT reply actions  

Games I'm, um, interested in.

Middle Tennessee State +4.5 vs. Mississippi State
Marshall +21 at West Virginia
Eastern Michigan +6.5 vs. Kent State
UNLV +16.5 vs. Utah
Washington +6.5 at Arizona State

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions  

UNLV +16.5?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Are you sure you want to be interested in that one? Really?

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Some dude told me it was a LOCK.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

See below. Apparently, I forgot reply is my friend.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Um....

I’m sorry.

The last two weeks (against Nevada and BYU):

122 points against
49 points for
1384 yards allowed

UNLV can’t stop ANYONE right now. They are team turmoil.

It’s homecoming here this weekend, which is why I’ll be at part of the game.

There is a very good chance the program will not have a head coach Sunday morning.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions  

That's fine...

…just don’t have a coach Sunday morning after losing to Utah by two touchdowns on Saturday…

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Believe me

if they lose by two touchdowns or less, it will be a reason to celebrate.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good morning!

Am just now getting up and around this morning after passing out from hearing Desmond say “Tech will beat Nebraska because they can score points” a couple of hours ago.

That, and it’s “corndogs.” Cornydogs is just silly. Cornydogs are for commies.

And yes, UNLV is apparently a lock…just don’t ask me why.

Rock M Nation
Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 11:51 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Umm...
Cornydogs are for commies.

We’re through, and it is because of your actions, you scorpion woman.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Damnit, Bill

I expect you to have the answers!

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

he

has a cape. probably x-ray vision, too.

Desmond is special that way.

Go Big Red Nebraska!
Our Cobs Are Bigger Than Yours!
Corn Nation!
Twitter!
cornnation@gmail.com

by Jon Johnston on Oct 17, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

YES MIZZOU GOLFING KID YOU'RE CLEARLY THE BEST ONE OUT THERE.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 11:54 AM CDT reply actions  

Texas

is sucking badly, aren’t they?

Go Big Red Nebraska!
Our Cobs Are Bigger Than Yours!
Corn Nation!
Twitter!
cornnation@gmail.com

by Jon Johnston on Oct 17, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions  

You know what I could go for right now?

A nice milksteak.

/Sunny’d

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Seriously???

The fifth down….they have to show that?

by cchstove on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

REALLY?

We have to show this? Really?

Fuckers.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

And now, I'm really...really...really angry.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

30 Top Plays?

For real?

I would say Top 5 of the Worst Officiating EVER but how the fuck is it a Top Play?

"You get a lot of national exposure like that" Weatherspoon said. "Lot of people out there not really talking about the Tigers. . . . .You've got to go out there and get respect if you want it."

by tigers and chiefs fan on Oct 17, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Top "play that never should have happened" play

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was just wondering the same thing.

I could understand “Game-Changing Play” or “Most-Memorable Play” but how does an officiating error warrant a “Top Play?”

by ILtiger on Oct 17, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

the screen passes?

So not working today.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice call there by Venables with the boundary corner blitz.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:12 PM CDT reply actions  

That was shank-eriffic

21 yd. punt.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Hear that hissing sound?

It’s the air coming out of Colt McCoy’s Heisman campaign.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 12:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Is that what it is?

I thought it was a very faint cheer from USC fans, seeing a path to the National Title starting to open wider.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dear Delaware State

You are currently losing to Michigan 49-0 heading into halftime.

Was it really worth it?

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but they gave up a conference game to get their ass whupped like this.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, damn

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

It's OU's ball

it’s a touchback

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Texas

proving when it rains it pours fumble, then fumbled for a touchback

by tiemmel on Oct 17, 2009 12:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.

That is, without a doubt, a touchback.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Wisconsin up 10-3 on Iowa

Analyst’s gameplan for the Hawkeyes in the second half: Get some first downs, and get some touchdowns.
Very solid stuff there.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 12:37 PM CDT reply actions  

It's not a fumble

it’s a muffed punt.

Which is Texas ball.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:37 PM CDT reply actions  

They're all diving on the muff!

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

but you can't advace the muff

reason number 120553 why i couldn’t be a broadcaster

by tiemmel on Oct 17, 2009 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

From the 2009-10 CFB rule book

Fumble
ARTICLE 1. A fumble is any act other than passing, kicking or successful
handing that results in loss of player possession (A.R. 2-19-2-I, A.R. 4-1-3-I
and A.R. 7-2-2-I).
Muff
ARTICLE 2. A muff is an unsuccessful attempt to catch or recover a ball
that is touched in the attempt.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

In brief,

A muff occurs while trying to gain possession

A fumble happens after one has possession

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see

They both count as fumbles in the box score, though

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my Science.

That’s six the other way if he’s half a step faster.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 12:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Texas is finding new, fun ways to poop all over themselves.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, it was Canadaian Thanksgiving day last week, eh?

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Off-topic:

I hate Middle Tennessee State. They’re dead to me.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

were they ever alive?

are you from around there? (i’m from nashville)

by kevinf on Oct 17, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

No...

…I just TRUSTED A CERTAIN AUTHOR OF THIS SITE.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

The haters would maintain, though...

that texas and ou are exempt from the criticism

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Purdue 9, tOSU 7, half

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Correction:

Oklahoma is finding new, fun ways to poop all over themselves.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 12:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

I have been outdone.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it possible that we're watching a battle of two teams...

…that simply aren’t that good?

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 12:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Shhh!!!!

Don’t tell anyone else about this.
 It screws with the already preconceived notions that we’re all supposed to slavishly hold from preseaon guesses.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

And as he was running, I had a feeling he was going to get stripped once he got into the open field.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am watching this game with a hardcore Texas fan

His intense frustration has been incredible to watch.

by kevinf on Oct 17, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Question:

Did he actually attend school at Texas?

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, he went to high school in Houston

i really can’t imagine him being a bigger homer than he already is.

by kevinf on Oct 17, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's really without fail.

Anytime someone says they’re a diehard Texas fan, there’s at least a 50 percent chance they didn’t even go to school there.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

IT'S POOP AGAIN!

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

this has passed the stage of poop

it’s more like explosive diarrhea

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

New idea:

Any time a defender gets near you, just fall down. Your chance of fumbling will go from 100 percent to 98 percent.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

man oh man...

…have been doing some house-cleaning today, and every time I look at the TV, somebody’s fumbling…or pooping…or whatever we’re calling it here.

Rock M Nation
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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions  

And...

He was only another 23 yards from the first down!

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

And also...

That’s going to be your head once the gamblers get a hold of you after the early games.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mmmhhmmm...

/rubbing hands together

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never told anybody to bet...

…I’m just competing with myself!

Rock M Nation
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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

So far...

…I’m nailing Louisville, Wake, OU, Purdue and Georgia and really only missing badly on MTSU and BGSU. Success!

/and my locks really don’t do any better than my other picks, for some reason

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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Purdue 16, tOSU 7

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 1:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Here's the dirty little secret

There aren’t that many teams that are “that good” this year. Nearly every team is overrated.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Teams that are "that good"

Florida
Alabama

That is all.

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by calim on Oct 17, 2009 1:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoops

reply fail

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously, every pass Terrelle Pryor throws could be a pick

He’s been awful in the second half

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's continue the "Not That Good" meme...

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Add Florida and LSU to that list

somebody has to be #1 but nobody has been especially impressive this year.

"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin

by dcrockett17 on Oct 17, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uh

Florida’s pretty damn good

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

They may be better than most everyone else

but the performance on the field—against the non-high school teams on the schedule—hasn’t been impressive. They weren’t much better vs Tennessee than was UCLA. They didn’t move the ball on LSU any better than Washington.

"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin

by dcrockett17 on Oct 17, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awww, that makes me sad.

Only because I have a soft spot for Amy Poehler.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now 23-7 Boilers, 5:23 3Q

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mean, 3:35 3Q

No idea where I got 5:23

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember before this season...

… when everyone wondered what would happen when Sam Bradford was finally going to be hit this season?

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

No...

…but I do remember ZOMG RETURNING HEISMAN TROPHY WINNING QB THEY’RE GOING TO BE AWESOME BOOMER SOONER BILLY SIMS

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

From SmartFootball's Twitter
smartfootball: I feel like Chris Farley RT @CaptainAnnoying We’ve secretly replaced the Texas and Oklahoma offenses with Folger’s Crystals.

YOU SON OF AYOU LIED TO ME!

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

tejas ties

but can’t protect long enough to run an out and up. that’s the truth, and venables derides tejas’ truth-handling abilities.

"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin

by dcrockett17 on Oct 17, 2009 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Ooooh...

Houston’s not a guy you want to see down if you’re Texas. Dude’s a stud.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm here now

watching Oklahoma/Texas

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

6-6

I know Bradford went down, but has this been a defensive battle, or 2 inept offenses?

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bit of both

But the offenses have looked horrible

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Both defenses look really stout

But the offenses (and special teams) aren’t doing themselves any favors.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

This game is moving really slowly

the other 9 a.m. games are well into the fourth, mostly

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeeeeeah...

Tech and Nebraska are supposed to kick off on ABC in less than an hour…

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

was just about look

I also get to watch the epic matchup of BYU and San Diego State

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or you can get both

if you have gameplan like I do, living near the stupid coast. :)

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

OU trainers are earning their paychecks today.

Their offense? They’ll have to wait awhile for their paychecks from Big Red Auto to come in after this performance.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

So...

Who had Marquise Goodwin in the “First to score a touchdown” pool?

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Marquise Goodwin, Rowlett High School.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions  

You also covered Malcolm Williams, no?

Didn’t you get the East Zone that I vacated directly after Dave Lance left TDMN?

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes; EZ was mine for the 07 season.

Goodwin, Kendial Lawrence, Nick Florence, Dan Buckner (technically not in my zone, but covered one of his games)…covered quite a few really good young players.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was going to ask about Buckner

But I figured Allen was Hinojosa’s.

Come to think of it, Hinajosa’s zone was stacked with receivers: Buckner, Jeff Fuller, Uzoma Nwachuwku. Who am I missing?

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, and Tre Newton.

Saw him too.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh...

…it was a strange situation, because he started getting a lot of hype based almost solely on his dad. Then, he started living up to — and exceeding — the hype. He was legit.

Same goes for Burkhead. The hype preceded him, and then he would just be unreal in person.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well....

What’s funny is that Newton never got fully appreciated because of the Southlake offense. The hype will ALWAYS be surrounding the QBs in that offense.

Aaron Luna had to be the most unheralded player in high school football history. Teams would ALWAYS key on Chase Daniel, then Luna would silently gash them on draws for 150 yards a game.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

REC. THIS.

Luna was incredible. Absolutely incredible. He might have been the best player on that team, and I root for the college that Chase Daniel went to.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Am starting to think OU blew their chance...

…and Trent dropped that pass because I was picking up food at Bellacino’s and wasn’t around to see it.

Rock M Nation
Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions  

aaaaaaaaand reverse jinx successful.

Don’t know if I was attempting a reverse jinx, but it was successful.

Rock M Nation
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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow...

What a huge drop by Caleb. Almost ANY of OU’s receivers from last year haul that in.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions  

that's one of the dumbest roughing penalties ever...

…really, you’re not only going to hit him after the pass, but you’re going to throw him down by the neck?

Rock M Nation
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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Just curious

anyone know the over/under for this one?

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

It's off the board now...

…but I believe it was ~49.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is the Big 12....

and there’s 19:30 left in the game…but I think the under would have been a good bet….

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see 51

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Naturally...no TDs all game

so Texas scores one and Oklahoma comes back and does the same thing. Weird how that seems to happen so often.

by bleigh82 on Oct 17, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Touchdown Ohio State, plus a 2-pter

26-18 Boilers, 7:14 left

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by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm gonna be pissed if tOSU wins this game

They’ve played like such poop. This is Big Ten football at its finest(worst)

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shipley, roommate.

I hate you, Brent Musberger.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

What was Pryor doing there?

Even his good plays are shitty.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

...but it's because of the sweater vest!

Sponsor of the Will Ebner Physical Therapy Center for Will Ebners' Torn Lateral Meniscus Get Better Quick Fund. Or the SWEPTCWETLMGBQF for short.

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Oct 17, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sweater vest is really popular

if you live in Mayberry in 1954

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Trent is THE go-to guy...

…on second- and third-and-long.

Rock M Nation
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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

RATTERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBILL'SFRIENDSBROTHER

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

D'oh...

…UConn with a late TD and likely cover…

Rock M Nation
Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

You're just the worst kind of person.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry

Rock M Nation
Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, I can't stay mad at you.

Not when you whip out a Gilley reference.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gilley! Did you trick Brent Musburger into thinking he was announcing a tennis match?

Sponsor of the Will Ebner Physical Therapy Center for Will Ebners' Torn Lateral Meniscus Get Better Quick Fund. Or the SWEPTCWETLMGBQF for short.

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Oct 17, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel very dirty doing this...

…but I just became interested in Texas A&M (-6, and -3 in the first half) @ KState.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Boiler Up!

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

honk honk

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will you just STFU Musberger?

Try talking about the replay that’s been shown 4 times

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions  

HUGE face-mask on Ohio St

First down Purdue, and that will about do it

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by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

ahahahahaha

who was the penalty on?

by kevinf on Oct 17, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pryor.

/doesn’t know

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don't know

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Fightin' Daves hanging with Air Force

0-0 just before half

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by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Bringing you the best in Mountain West sports and senior women's billiards!

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

like the tampax classic

anyone else catch that last week on snl

by tiemmel on Oct 17, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

snl

hasn’t been funny in at least 12 years…fact

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa...

…that’s a very bold blanket statement. At least admit that SNL’s had its moments in the past decade.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

few

very few. They had a overhaul of the show in 96 or 97…only a couple of people stayed, Norm MacDonald was one of them…when he left, the show went to crap.

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

While I agree on the Norm MacDonald point (I adore Norm)...

…I think you should give it another shot right now. The new cast — Andy Samberg, Jason Sudekis, Bobby Moynahan, Fred Armisen — is really starting to come together.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tru dat.

The chick who said f*** on her first show is Exhibit A.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kristen Wiig.

Kristen Wiig.
Kristen Wiig.
Kristen Wiig.
Kristen Wiig.
Kristen Wiig.
Kristen Wiig.
Kristen Wiig.
Kristen Wiig.
Kristen Wiig.
Kristen Wiig.
Kristen Wiig.

Rock M Nation
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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Meh. Meh.
Meh.
Meh.
Meh.
Meh.
Meh.
Meh.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is war.

Kristen Wiig…meh? You…I don’t know if I can write for this site anymore…

Rock M Nation
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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Find me empirical evidence and I'll reconsider.

I expect to see her value over replacement cast member (VORCM?)

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is like asking...

…“find me empirical evidence that leaves are green.” How about every skit in the last 3-4 years that should have been mediocre at best but was actually damn funny because of her? And every character she plays?

Rock M Nation
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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will Lou Holtz please

just shut up and retire? Listening to him slur and slobber all day long gives me a headache.

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I tried that

but mute shuts everyone up and sometimes the other guy say something coherent.

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey good...

Craig James gets to call ANOTHER of his son’s games…

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Do you have Steven Sheffield fever?

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude...

I almost never have any form of Tech fever. Or anything else that’s contagious and/or transmittable in that forsaken city.

But I’m all about Tech winning today.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

My CentSports bets for the day:

Georgia -8, MSU -14.5 (lost)
Purdue +14, Pitt moneyline (won)
Eastern Mich +7, Arizona -4.5, Washington +6.5 (big bet of the day…it’s to win $9.98)
USC & UCLA moneyline

Chicago White Sox Examiner — I wish I could cuss right now.

by UribeAuction on Oct 17, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

say what now

announcer just state case keenum could throw a strawberry through a battleship this is going to be a long game already

by tiemmel on Oct 17, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

That Laundry Jones interception likely ends the game.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

What a pick.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions  

whoops

supposed to throw that one out of bounds.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

My GOD

He got hops!! Where was he for Midnight Madness in Austin?

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Waka waka waka.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Meanwhile, in South Bend,

the teams have just hit the field.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

WELL NOW!

McCoy’s pick hits the reset button.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

And that sound you hear

is the sound of the heisman hype machine being disassembled and put away.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoops.

Gentlemen, the Emperor has no clothes.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

So...

What kind of world do we live in when Jacory Harris has to be the frontrunner for the Davey O’Brien award?

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Said it before and I'll say it again...

This game in Dallas is a game between two teams that simply aren’t that good.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, but...

Neither is the rest of the conference. Which is why we could very reasonably get smoked next week.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

aaaaand

we’re back to the self-poop-off.

by DarkHelmut on Oct 17, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

What's the strategy here?

Wouldn’t you milk the clock here and try and get the 6 minutes off the clock before going for the TD?

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

You didn't watch the first half.

Asking either team to sustain a drive without mistakes for any lengthy amount of time is suicide.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah

I knew I should have blown out of class early…

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely, positively not

You haven’t moved the ball all day. You score any way possible, and if it leaves time, so be it.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

the stragegy here is

don’t turn the f-ing ball over.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

All right George Bush

/strategery

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fail for me

because I have no excuse for that.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

great tackle by Thomas there.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

What a catch by Lyle Leoung!

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Circus catch by TT reciever in Lincoln.

down to the Nub 38.

until Crick shoots the gap for a sack.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 2:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Lookalike:

Ndamukong Suh = Former aTm and current Cowboy TE Martellus Bennett?

=

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Cap'n Cruuuunch!

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

And yes...

…I’ve slowly developed into a strong P1.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Norm into BaD radio...

… remains the best stretch of radio in the country.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been waking up really early lately...

…and getting to listen to D&M. And you know…Gordo’s really growing on me.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's where I lose you

Listening to Gordo on the drive into TDMN was always painful, but it beat having to listen to MIke and Mike talk about the Yankees

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess I've just grown to appreciate his bits.

Fake Norm is classic, and Fake Jerry & Wade on Monday mornings is must-listen.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goodness gracious, the Nebraska defense is getting smoked early by deep outs.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

And DirecTV is cutting up

Damn it.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh goody

so usually I get an out of market ABC game on ESPN in the 12:30 timeslot. My guide says it’ll either be Minnesota/Penn St. or Texas Tech/Nebraska.

It’s Minnesota/Penn St….oh goody.
/sarcasm

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Only until Texas-OU is over

Pretty sure you and I are in the same boat

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah maybe

my guide also says horse racing on ESPN2 from 1-3

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm with you guys...suck.

Although, ND-USC and FL-AR could be interesting.

by bleigh82 on Oct 17, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually....

You may get Tech/NU in a bit. The channels are scrambled right now b/c UT/OU is running long

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thomas again.

So much poop in Dallas.

/not surprised

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Touchdoooooooown Texas Tech!

BLACKSHIRTS R BAK!!!

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

7-0 Tech

Sheffield United

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Man, I wish we had a dry track last week.

Yeah, I know – no excuses.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, I wish I had a burrito.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can I get a pony while you're at it?

You can send it pony express

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Oct 17, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Taylor Potts in the process of getting Wally Pipped

or, in a more relevant example, Drew Bledsoed?

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

X

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

So, I've got to work tonight and won't have access to a TV

Should I (a) follow along on the internets or (b) use the DVR and watch it with a cold one when I get home?

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

do you have a good internet connection?

If so, I can link you to some internet streams closer to gametime

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I think so

But I’m covering a game, so I wouldn’t be able to pay great attention anyway.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

then DVR it and don't talkk to anyone

That’s what I did for the Cotton Bowl…was watching the Pittsburgh/Buffalo outdoor hockey game at the time, so I DVR’d and watched it delayed…my buddy calls to talk about the game and I hung up on him before he could tell me anything.

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tech-NU

We had to see this coming. After all, the logo for the Blackshirts is this:

Is that supposed to scare Pirate Cap’n Leach?

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Token Texas Tech Dreadlocked Defensive End sacks Zac Lee.

Nebraska goes three and out.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Texas has given up NEGATIVE SIXTEEN rushing yards to OU.

But at least our rushing game is awesome. We should have no problems running the ball next week. Right? Eh, comrades?

God, I am NOT looking forward to the “NORTH/SOUTH!! FULLBACK!!” backlash after next Saturday.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

All the more reason why Kendial Lawrence needs to run for 125 and 2 TDs today.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kendial = Alstott

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

You misspelled God there.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did I?

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

How many timeouts does OU have left?

DirecTV has taken a poop on this poopy game

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

none

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

/beams with pride

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am drinking the Black and Gold kool-aid again gentlemen.

If they lose with the black shirts, i may cry with happiness.

"If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

by tigr on Oct 17, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

…just saying. I am always drinking the black and gold koolaid.

"If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

by tigr on Oct 17, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who do you think ABC is worshipping more now?

Suh or Tebow?

"If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

by tigr on Oct 17, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Suh

they can broadcast more B12 games.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just for the record...

…the spread on the Texas/OU game was 3.5.

/Musers laugh

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Night game for Homecoming Gentlemen.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Confirmed?

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Oklahoma/Kansas just doesn’t seem very interesting for a primetime national game.

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

If a mizzou win blesses us. next weeks ranked matchups would be:

Texas v. Mizzou
No. 12 TCU at No. 18 Brigham Young
No. 20 Oklahoma at No. 17 Kansas

"If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

by tigr on Oct 17, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

That TCU/BYU matchup is huge

but it’s the Mountain West, so nobody cares….

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where was Gameday this morning? In Dallas?

They might go to Provo just to give the small conferences some love

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Muschamp...

… is probably livid about giving up 13 points.

And is it just me or is it fitting that this slopfest (poopfest?) of a game ends on a penalty.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions  

uhm...

is Oklahoma 2-3 now?

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions  

I think 3-3?

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeppers

and they’ll probably still somehow be in the top 25 come tomorrow morning.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

3-3: Everyone forgets about the Baylor win.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

My bad

you’re right. I thought they had a bye last week.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

They still play at kU, at NU, at Tech and home vs. OSU

I mean, they are gonna make a bowl, right?

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grassy Knoll theory:

Sam Bradford actually hurt his shoulder playing ping pong with Colt McCoy for Gameday.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Florida has allowed Tebow to take some vicious hits early in this game.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions  

That was backwards!!!!!

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

TT Defense just takes a fumble back for a TD

pending flag

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

HA - Ref fail

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

TOUUUUUUUUUUUUCHDOOOOOOOWN TEXAS TECH!

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, that was weird

Nobody thought it was going to be a TD. Now the stadium is just STUNNED.
14-0 Tech. No way that was forwards.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Am I allowed to drop OU out of the Top 25 this week?

Or am I going to be yelled at again because now OU has only lost by a total of 5 points to three good teams?

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

To quote the fast and the furious.

It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning’s winning.

"If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

by tigr on Oct 17, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes,

But i am whatever type of nerd that drops OU out of the rankings.

"If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

by tigr on Oct 17, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Your logic was absolutely sound. But now the SAME EXACT CASE can be made, but because the L column says 3 instead of 2, the argument somehow becomes illegitimate.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obviously the argument becomes less legitimate with three losses.

Kind of goes without saying. Though looking beyond wins and losses, their resume is STILL better than a lot of the teams that will be ranked above them.

Rock M Nation
Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're right.

I just think it’s funny how most of the pollsters will ignore that fact. It seems so arbitrary.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uribe:

“So now Nebraska is pooping itself?”

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

same here

want an internet feed, or are you good?

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got 360, so I'll do that

Thanks though

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

terrible play by the running back, wow...just handed tech 7

and now i’ve got penn stat vs minn…suck

ucs-nd i guess

by bleigh82 on Oct 17, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

it's on ABC now (in our area at least)

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Got UCLA-Cal here

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, I think I'm gonna watch

Wyoming and Air Force battle it out in Colorado Springs.

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

By the way...

…I’m 7-4-1 so far this week. Suck it, haters.

/will now lose the next 17 picks.

Rock M Nation
Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 3:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank God

One of the good things that has come out of the Bradford injury is that there is 0% chance that we’ll have to see a drunk Billy Sims on stage at the Waldor-Astoria yelling “BOOOOOOOOOMERRRRRR!!!!!”

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions  

POWPOW.

Hey RPT, can the ghtd36gf and I crash on your couch Saturday night?

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for that insight!

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

E-mailed.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Night games rule for the home team

Now if we can just get pas the not-so-small matter of tonight

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

YA...

.that was a 1pm start

"If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

by tigr on Oct 17, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's hard to remember start times

when you always have to subtract 2 hours from everything Mizzou.

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh

Morning. Afternoon.

doesn’t really matter out here.

As I bask in a glorious, cloudless 82 degree day.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aw

Only 79 here

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not my fault you live in Missouri

but to further illustrate the point, I generally wear shorts and a t shirt when I have my Christmas BBQ on the beach….but that’s just me…

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily

Last year:

Nebraska — At night
Okie State — At night
Texas — At night
Colorado — Late evening (does this count?)

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

6pm or later is night

But that’s a sign of success…that we’re consistently playing primetime games—-meaning it’s televised nationally.

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I might be a better passer than Zac Lee.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Please Tech

Make them one-dimensional

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arkansas going for it on 4th and from florida 6...

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 3:14 PM CDT reply actions  

and they'll measure to see if they made it

and First and Goal for Arkansas

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

My brother (a Tech grad) reacts to the game so far.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

No, that's an accurate depiction.

He is a shadow.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

A great punt return by Air Force

called back because of a block in the back.

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Wyoming is a bad football team

Not as bad as San Diego St; but pretty close. Dave Christensen has brought alot of discipline to the Cowboys, but there just isn’t any talent there. I hope he gets it turned around up in Laramie.

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

It's going to take Dave C. a lot of work to get things rebuilt there.

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

10:15 left in the game

Wyoming putting a little drive together. Alot of familiar plays by the Wyoming offensive…wonder why.

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tech must have great coverage downfield

Lee seems like he’s had time, but he’s been sacked twice in a row

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:20 PM CDT reply actions  

And that stadium is QUIET

Like, really freakin quiet

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Touchdown, Arkansas!

Rushing yards so far:

Arkansas 71
Florida -12

"Huey: [narrating] I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won. I admit that I'm often... vexed at the behavior of my people. Yeah... 'vexed' is a good word." ~ The Boondocks

by D-Sing on Oct 17, 2009 3:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Leghumpingjihadkiller- 0

I have more rushing yards than TEBOW!!!!!!!!!!!

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

You're a golden calf, sir.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Touchdown Arky

Arkansas scores on 1-yard plunge to score first points of the game on first play of second quarter

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Note: Homecoming Events Schedule

Oct. 19–22: Talent Finals 6 p.m. , Oct. 22
Tickets: mizzou.com/homecomingtalent

Oct. 23: CAMPUS DECORATIONS: Gather in Greek Town to watch stories come to life and to peruse vendors’ merchandise. Prepare for the following day’s football game against Texas at the Spirit Rally with Mini Mizzou, MU Spirit Squads and Homecoming grand marshals Steve Stipanovich and Jon Sundvold.
6–10 p.m. tour decorations, Greektown
7:30 p.m. Spirit Rally, Burnam and Richmond in Greektown

Oct. 24: HOMECOMING PARADE: Get in the game-day spirit by enjoying the sights and sounds of the annual parade.
9:30 a.m., campus and downtown Columbia

"If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

by tigr on Oct 17, 2009 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow...

On 4th and inches, Tech runs sneak and gets stuffed, but Nebraska called timeout before the play went off.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Mike Leach shoots himself in the foot, pirate-style, too many times

At some point risky is stupid

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus

do you have these links on standby or something?

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've seen stuff like that, and I actually tend to agree

Still seems like in this situation, he’d be better off punting. Great d-line against him, your own defense playing well, 14-0 lead, all the momentum, etc.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guns up!

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Destined to transfer away from USC.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

FANTASTIC play-call there by Tech...

…I mean, of course I would have ripped it apart if it didn’t work, but…FANTASTIC!

Rock M Nation
Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

RPT I finally figured it out

You’re trying to learn flash so you can do film-room syle breakdowns of the games

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

joking aside

I think I know how to do it fairly simple….

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

The real hassle...

… is access to film. The SkyCam was a blessing from God for the analysis this week.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

I would be most gracious if I could talk someone who records the game on their computer could drop a copy of it onto my easy-to-access FTP server.

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

When I heard...

… that coaches upload their film for their opponents onto an FTP server, all I could think about was how badly I wanted access to that FTP.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

3rd-and-3 or 2nd-and-5

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

You've got to love the Leach offense...

…if only for those little 5-yard pseudo-pick plays.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

And some Pop.

/Coppell High School playbook

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

My brother is good friends with a certain former Air Force QB recruit's sister...

…that’s not awkward at all.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mmhhmm.

Hotshot recruit for his time (though a certain Miami OH QB was always better).

Never really amounted to anything.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUMBLE

Ark recovers, still 7-0

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Texas Tech's second-string QB is torching Nebraska right now.

/not saying anything about Gabbert because of the rain but no excuses so let’s just take this at face value

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Damnit.

You always go with tails.

COME ON. [/gob bluth]

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

over/under game

Pellini at a kegger: 9:00pm

I’m taking the under on this one…

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seems like FL really misses Harvin...no big play threats, they dink and dunk you

all the way down the field. Although, that defense is so good, dink and dunk will work quite well for them.

by bleigh82 on Oct 17, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha

One of Nebraska’s balloons was released right when Batch (apparently didn’t) cross the goal line there

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

No

But we won’t make his parents pay for the ridiculous police chase anyway.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

21-0

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Did I say Nebraska by 23.5?

I meant Texas Tech.

Rock M Nation
Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Missouri officials just confirmed

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

ABC 7pm

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks pal.

You’re a credit to your wonderful profession that’s killing mine.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

~530 comments in this thread

Always a sign the Tigers are away from the Zou

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah.

I really do feel bad on home games when you and the out-of-towners are kind of hung out to dry.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not as bad as it can be

last years home threads were so bad I went to the opponents SBN site just to have someone to talk to…

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

hee hee...

…no sad fans look sadder than Nebraska’s.

Rock M Nation
Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

let's esee some pics of sad fans.

ah, the sweet taste of tears.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big 12 Broadway Theater Presents: "Schadenfreude"

MIZZOU:
Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy

NEBRASKA:
I’ll say.

MIZZOU:
And when I see how sad you are
It sort of makes me…
Happy!

NEBRASKA:
Happy?!

MIZZOU:
Sorry, Nubs, human nature-
Nothing I can do!
It’s…
Schadenfreude!
Making me feel glad that I’m not you.

by Soria's Unibrow on Oct 17, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

By the way:

was there Midnight Madness in Columbia last night? Did anyone go?

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

no MM this year

Just a first practice.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was it open?

Nobody’s said anything about basketball yet and they start playing in 2 or 3 weeks

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope.

But there were a few RMNers, myself included, there for the first 45 minutes that were open to media.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I watched a bunch of ESPNU last night

They gave the national championship to Kansas and said North Carolina and Duke would be good this year. I guess we shouldn’t play the season then….

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

Make a fucking tackle, Tech

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm off to the radio ranch for On A Football Saturday.

you should listen from 5-7 at www.KFRU.com

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Anyone else tried bud light wheat yet?

I’m giving it a shot today…not too bad

by bleigh82 on Oct 17, 2009 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

no. bad dog.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't mock me with your real beer!

I’ll drink something good for the mizzou game later I’m sure.

by bleigh82 on Oct 17, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

GREAT choice.

Had it for the first time on draft at a spring training game in Arizona (Giants vs. Rangers), and it was glorious.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

For a relatively inexpensive brew, it’s not bad. Better than a normal cheap domestic, not as good as a more expensive wheat.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was going to buy that on my last beer run

But I ended up going with Leinie Oktoberfest instead. Also a pretty tasty beverage.

by Soria's Unibrow on Oct 17, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

considering it is a low cal wheat beer -

it is pretty good – that and fan cans will be consumed tonight. People need to stop thinking A-B brews bad beers….if they were bad – they wouldnt sell 40 million barrels of Bud Light and 36 million barrels of Bud…..it’s what americans want.

Drink Budweiser!

by MU 1839 on Oct 17, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nebraska celebrates wildly...

…after a decent completion while trailing an unranked team at home by 21 points.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Showed that picture to my brother.

He just grinned.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

We need 49-7 the rest of the way

It could happen

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh man, you should have seen the losers who sat behind me last Thursday

I was sitting on the alumni side and some moran sold his tickets to Nub fans. These were two grown men, one probably in his early 30s and the other in his late 40s or early 50s. The tone was set early, when Helu ran for a three yard gain. They screamed “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH” for, with no exaggeration whatsoever, a full minute. Right into my ears, surrounded on all sides by gold. They started talking shit and then called our fans classless when we fought back. Then they were trying to act like The Classiest Fans in America when their team was playing like ass, saying things like “Okay guys, it’s just a game, how about we just root for our team and you root for yours.” And then when the Tigers pooped all over themselves in the 4th, they started screaming again, “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH AWWWWWW WHERE’S EVERYBODY GOING? I CAN’T HEAR YOU ALL NOW!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH”

It was so bad that my mother turned around and told them to shut up and act like adults.

by Soria's Unibrow on Oct 17, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now officially cheering louder than my Texas Tech-grad brother.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I almost bought that fight

so glad I saved my 50 bucks and watched the British feed….

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

We bought it...

But I had like eight guys over here, and once divided, seeing that knockout was TOTALLY worth it despite the brevity of the fight.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awww, Ricky Hatton.

The David Eckstein of boxing. He’s white, gritty, good enough to be a force on a bad team, but once faced with legit talent, he can’t hang. Aww.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

Did Tech finally get called for a downfield pick?

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on

Punch it in

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Batch with the drop

Where art thou, Taurian Henderson?

/old Tech HB reference

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Wherefore art thou, Shannon Woods?

/out old-Tech-HBing RPT

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where art thou, Ricky Williams.

Top it. You can’t.

And, no, I’m not talking about pothead Ricky. POWPOW.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wherefore art thou, Foy Munlin?

WINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWIN.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I concede.

While we’re at it, though, can we take a moment to laugh at former Tech WR Joel Filani, who I think because the first fifth-year senior in NCAA history with an undeclared major?

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pour one out.

Filani, FTW.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember him

He had a hell of a year in 98…confused the hell out of me when they were both playing though.

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

This game is so delicious

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Well

NU losing is morally satisfying, helps us in the big VII race, but won’t do much for our Strength of schedule numbers. So on balance, WOOOT TT!!!

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Oct 17, 2009 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

fair 'nuff

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Oct 17, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I felt that the world had corrected it's self in some way

Then I see the Texas Tech games score and I understand why the clouds over head opened and the sun doth shine again

all is well

Sponsor of the Will Ebner Physical Therapy Center for Will Ebners' Torn Lateral Meniscus Get Better Quick Fund. Or the SWEPTCWETLMGBQF for short.

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Oct 17, 2009 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Michael Jackson dead at the age of 50.

/game was on Thursday
/love you
/I bust balls because it’s sort of my job here at RMN
/I also bust balls because I love

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha, I had no idea

I’m watching games on ESPN 360, and they were talking about the Cincy game during one of the halftime shows. I came in midway through the report and just assumed it happened today.

by Soria's Unibrow on Oct 17, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is lame...

I’ve been trying to upload phone video of the NU fans booing and Bo looking confused ever since the half ended but my phone wont connect to the mail server.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 4:21 PM CDT reply actions  

The liberal media doesn't want people to see that.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Enter FAIL

I know it’s not thanksgiving, but can we count our blessings that we don’t have Pam Ward calling our games?

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's the single biggest reason...

…for not wanting Mizzou to move to the Big Ten.

Rock M Nation
Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love it.

He should shut his mouth when chewing that gum.
Eeewwwwww.

"You get a lot of national exposure like that" Weatherspoon said. "Lot of people out there not really talking about the Tigers. . . . .You've got to go out there and get respect if you want it."

by tigers and chiefs fan on Oct 17, 2009 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

He just needs to spit out the gum, period.

Makes him look relatively dumb.

Rock M Nation
Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh.

They just showed the only Nebraska highlight from the 2001 Orange Bowl.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 4:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Why's Cody Green in?

Lee injury, or Lee suckage?

Rock M Nation
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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Suckage

Like James said, they were going to do it last week but didn’t pull the trigger.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nub recievers must have hams at the ends of their arms.

/in stead of, you know, hands

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Oct 17, 2009 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH

Green pass SHOULD have been picked, ends up in the wide open hands of Gilleylen, who drops it with a WIDE open field ahead.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Not as great as the Alamo Bowl

BOOOOOOO…. HOOOOOORAY!!!!!….. BOOOOO

That play was reminiscent of the Gresham TD in Stillwater last year. Except for the fact that Gresham, you know, caught the ball and scored.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boy, this Nebraska team is BAD

Anybody could beat these guys

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

(Hiding head in hands)

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahhh...

Let us taste your tears of unfathomable sadness.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Made you eat your paaaarents.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Important link.

Here.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

even then, they need to work him slowly toward that...

…in any other conference, he’d be the least-healthy looking coach in the conference. Luckily, he’s got Mangino…and Charlie Weis isn’t in a conference.

Rock M Nation
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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not only that...

Dude sweats like Charlie Kelly on a date when he can’t pronounce philanthropist. (Video/photo unavailable)

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Admit it:

You were ready to give up on Sunny, and last week’s episode built a lot of goodwill.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

True.

Showed that they can still bring it on certain weeks, you just can’t trust them to deliver EVERY week.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sounds familiar....

……………………………………waiting for someone to compare that to a football team……

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha...did you see how it came out?

Arkansas defender dives at his legs, completely misses, and his trailing leg flails out and kicks the ball out…just not Florida’s day so far

by mattyp on Oct 17, 2009 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, that was nuts

Arkansas does nothing with it anyways. Missed field goal and momentum switch.

by bleigh82 on Oct 17, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dave Matter tweets: “Nebraska is back … to 2007”

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Oct 17, 2009 5:02 PM CDT reply actions  

2nd largest crowd in Nebraska Memorial Stadium history today

Which actually means that the death toll from the ritual mass suicide will be approximately 92 times higher than that of Jonestown:

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 5:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Numerous poop references, a lot of Sunny talk, a divisive discussion on SNL, and now a mass suicide picture.

I love this freakin’ blog.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hogs blow coverage, 77-yard TD for UF

13-10 Gators

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 5:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Was McNeill...

…trying not to cry, or trying not to throw up? Or pooping his pants?

Rock M Nation
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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 5:05 PM CDT reply actions  

OR ALL THREE?!?

/mental image engaged.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOO...

…Nevada with a late TD, now covering…

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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Jesus, how many golden opportunities is Arkansas going to squander

they should easily be up right now, this game has been theirs for the taking so far and they just won’t take charge

by mattyp on Oct 17, 2009 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Best fans in the land are booing their team.

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by ghtd36 on Oct 17, 2009 5:14 PM CDT reply actions  

It really is fun watching NU fall apart...

…but MAN is it starting to make me twice as annoyed about last week.

Rock M Nation
Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 5:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Was just thinking that

Why couldn’t we have started the fourth quarter like this? Would have changed everything.

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by calim on Oct 17, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

why the hell are they reviewing this

even if he fumbled he still recovered in the end zone.

by mattyp on Oct 17, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

who knows

this should make for an interesting finish, that’s for sure.

by bleigh82 on Oct 17, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

was anyone watching the florida game during the arkansas td catch?

if so, did you hear the incredible exchange between the announcers immediately after the play?

by kevinf on Oct 17, 2009 5:31 PM CDT reply actions  

No

Care to share?

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by calim on Oct 17, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

one announcer wondered aloud if perhaps the play might be called an incomplete pass

neither had apparently watched the play as they were anxiously awaiting on the replay to see who recovered the ball in the end-zone.

it was an absurd couple minutes.

by kevinf on Oct 17, 2009 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Touchdown Nebraska

Last two weeks

First three quarters: 0 TDs, 3 pts
Fourth quarter: 5 TDs, 34 points

See, Bill, everybody can do this.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't provoke him

You might wake up with a torn-out calculator LCD in bed with you.

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Oct 17, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

two very bad calls in a row go Florida’s way and they tie it up 20-20

by kevinf on Oct 17, 2009 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

At first, I didn't like the pass interference call

But the replay showed that it could have been

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by calim on Oct 17, 2009 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

The second penalty was inexcuseably bad...

Basically the UF guy went for the late hit, but the Ark guy was ready for it and got flagged.

Rock M Nation
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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 5:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I had looked away but saw the replay

Awful. Like, Joe Mauer foul ball awful.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Oct 17, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

SC is up 14 on ND halfway through the 4th

And right as I turned it over, Barkley throws high, is picked, and ND returns the ball inside the SC 15.

We may have a ballgame.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 5:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I think that's one

where I’m just rooting for a lot of injuries :)

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Oct 17, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

No pass interference on Florida? WHAAAAAA???

Didn’t see that coming at all!!

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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 5:56 PM CDT reply actions  

If the field was 56 yards wide

that would have been a TD

Making you feel old since 9/26/09

by solidpit on Oct 17, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

that really was a lot closer on replay...

…than I thought it was going to be.

Rock M Nation
Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha Lou Holtz is gonna be pissed

“They’re gonna go undefeated!”

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WE WANT PRADO AT 2B IN 2010!

by Scott Coleman on Oct 17, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions  

ha

guess not. 1 second left.

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by Scott Coleman on Oct 17, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats a ballgame

Lou is probably gonna throw his dentures at the screen.

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by Scott Coleman on Oct 17, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

undefeated..hah

without a good bit of luck so far this season, they’d probably be .500 if not below .500 against a pretty unremarkable schedule (excluding USC)

by mattyp on Oct 17, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

So

what’s going on?

Formerly known as Mizzou Grad

by Ausgiano on Oct 17, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions  

gonna watch the Arizona game in 8 minutes. gotta root for the hometeam.

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by Scott Coleman on Oct 17, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will Hunter play?

I know Bryant is out.

Making you feel old since 9/26/09

by solidpit on Oct 17, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Question:

Is gameday going to Columbia next weekend? I know its primetime on ABC.

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by Scott Coleman on Oct 17, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions  

don't think Gameday can ever come to Mizzou

not enough space in the parking lots for the Gameday sets/crew/trucks/satellites

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by MizzouCus on Oct 17, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

bingo...

…if we win, it’s quite possible, but let’s not even remotely think about that.

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Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

About the Pabst Commercial

First – please know Pabst is no longer brewed in Milwaukee – it is brewed under contract in Texas….like Sam Adams isnt brewed in Boston but Cincy.

Second – anyone who sits on a kettle pot shortly after quitting time will burn their butts off…

I am that bored waiting for this game

Drink Budweiser!

by MU 1839 on Oct 17, 2009 6:53 PM CDT reply actions  

KU/ Colorado game is actually quite interesting so far

Knotted up 3-3

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by ratherfantastic on Oct 17, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Colorado recovers a Reesing fumble!!!!!!!!!!

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by ratherfantastic on Oct 17, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Touchdown the very next play!

Buffs lead 10-3

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by ratherfantastic on Oct 17, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

For the uniform-inclined...

Mizzou will be rockin’ the white-on-white tonight.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I like that look

is there not going to be a pregame thread?

by CPC on Oct 17, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Colorado knockin' on the door again

Kansas’ defense struggling still

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by ratherfantastic on Oct 17, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Colorado TD

17-3 Buffs

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by ratherfantastic on Oct 17, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

KU grabs an INT

Let’s not get too cocky Colorado

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by ratherfantastic on Oct 17, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

And Reesing throws one too

1st and goal for the Buffs

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by ratherfantastic on Oct 17, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Umm, Texas A&M?

DEFENSE. UR DOING IT WRONG.

38-0, K-State with :10 to play in the first half.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

All right!

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by ratherfantastic on Oct 17, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP...

…wow. Not what I expected to see coming back from working out…

Rock M Nation
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by Bill C. on Oct 17, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Daniel Thomas...

… already has 18 carries for 91 yds and 4 TDs.

by RPT on Oct 17, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

24-3 Buffs over the Birds

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by ratherfantastic on Oct 17, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Oy

KU is threatening to cut that lead to 14 before halftime

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by ratherfantastic on Oct 17, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

And there it is

TD KU. This game is far from over

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by ratherfantastic on Oct 17, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Georgia Tech has ruined the Hokies' National Championship hopes by the looks of it

28-16 Yellow Jackets with 3 minutes left.

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by ratherfantastic on Oct 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

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