Category Two: Mascot: Nebraska relies formally on Herbie Husker, a jut jawed farmboy who looks like Terri Hatcher after a robust sex change operation and extensive hormone therapy. He has large feminized eyes, the kind of chin one can only get via a genetic condition, and large, feminine eyes you can stare into for days. If he succeeds in his plan to kidnap you and keep you in his crawlspace.
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living in herbie huskers crawlspace
pro
no looking at herbia husker ‘til he comes to get you
con
It’s a freaking crawlspace
pro
wouldn’t have to ever listen to bob davis
con
Nothing to eat but corn cobs
con
no one to talk to
pro
no nebraska fans to listen to
pro
no rent or taxes
con
its a crawlspace
"The field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night"
by pinkelposse on Oct 10, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
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