Ndamukong Suh takes on triple team

Insert all requisite disclaimers about the unfunniness of drunk driving here.

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.035???

kids these days…When I was 20, I was going to school at NAS Pensacola and got in trouble for underage drinking. 5 hours after I’d quit drinking I still had a .27…they estimated that I was probably around .40 when I quit drinking….Suh has a .035? That’s laughable.

by leghumpingjihadkiller on Nov 1, 2009 3:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

In his defense...

With his size, he would probably have to polish off an entire keg before he hit .40…

Maybe he only had enough money for a case of beer.

by Zou want a piece? on Nov 1, 2009 4:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

was thinking the same thing

here ya go Suh

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by pinkelposse on Nov 1, 2009 4:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

wikipedia says you’re exaggerating.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood-alcohol_content

by that_guy on Nov 1, 2009 5:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Wikipedia can say that all it wants

I have the lab paperwork from the Naval Hospital, because it was a part of my Service Record Book because they put me up for NJP.

by leghumpingjihadkiller on Nov 1, 2009 6:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Greatest Service Record Book ever?

It’s in the conversation.

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by RPT on Nov 1, 2009 6:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I don't feel

like doing a Kanye Photoshop tonight

by leghumpingjihadkiller on Nov 1, 2009 11:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Uh oh.

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Nov 1, 2009 4:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I doubt anything will happen with this

much like the steroid abuse of the ’80’s under osborne.

by Bestofthewest on Nov 1, 2009 5:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

makes you wonder...

a Land Rover, which is a English Light Tank, sustained 10 grand in damages…what do you think happened to the other cars? Are any drivable?

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by Ausgiano on Nov 1, 2009 5:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

also makes you wonder

how a 21-22 year old college student is affording a Land Rover.

Just sayin….

by shaffe on Nov 1, 2009 8:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

A 2003 Land Rover?

Probably far less fishy than you make it sound.

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by RPT on Nov 1, 2009 8:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

overlooked the 2003 part

much more believable.

That said, even if he was cheating in the most obvious way – I’d still want the Chiefs to draft him.

by shaffe on Nov 1, 2009 8:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You mean you're not satisfied with Tyson Jackson?

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by UribeAuction on Nov 1, 2009 9:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Have you seen the Mustangs and such driving around Columbia

It’s amazing what is possible in life if you pick the right parents.

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by Wan Ihite on Nov 1, 2009 10:09 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs

It is mind boggling here as well

I’ve seen ‘kids’ driving new Porsches, and new BMW M series here on the coast. I recently saw a new Bentley convertible, driven by some one that could not have been older than 24.

Even if I had the means, there is no way a spawn of mine will be driving anything but a safe used car, possibly a hand me down.

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Nov 2, 2009 10:59 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs