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I'm going to my in-laws in Indiana for Thanksgiving, and just looked at the coverage map for this weekend...worth getting a divorce over?

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"The field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night"- Ricky Bobby's belligerent Granddaddy

by pinkelposse on Nov 24, 2009 3:49 PM CST reply actions  

Maybe not a divorce. You could hurt yourself so that you wouldn't have to make the trip.

Ala, broken bones, concussion, car wreck ( insurance money a plus), and at all cost…… Slam your package in the car door. Sure fire we to avoid a trip there……

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Without Questions; There are limited Resources...

by KWashburn on Nov 24, 2009 4:34 PM CST reply actions  

ahhhhhhhhh...but it would work

"The field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night"- Ricky Bobby's belligerent Granddaddy

by pinkelposse on Nov 24, 2009 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah maybe not a divorce, but are there any sports bars in the area?

Call ahead and ask if they have access to the game…if that fails…

implement fake H1N1 infection plan a.145. This plan makes use of the all powerful ‘window of contagiousness’ and will allow you to look like a saint in the eyes of the in-laws and stay home and watch the game. It’s practically infallible .

Stay in the coverage area, there is no guarantee beyond the reach of Mizzou football.

Will Ebners Hit Parade, Pain TV; Channel 32; All the time! (PDT)

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Nov 24, 2009 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

The key to faking out the inlaws is the clammy hands.

It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother-in-law, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than card games. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is Indiana.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Nov 24, 2009 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

Wow.

I bow in awe of your Buellerness.

by Babbalynski on Nov 25, 2009 7:41 AM CST up reply actions  

or you could just smash your junk in a door.

"The field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night"- Ricky Bobby's belligerent Granddaddy

by pinkelposse on Nov 25, 2009 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Bravo!

I was gonna go with standing under the heat fan in the bathroom with the thermometer balanced on your lips so that the air would heat it up to around 100, but you’re right. Nervous mother-in-law and real symptoms whether fake or not could lead to more trouble than wanted.

Will Ebners Hit Parade, Pain TV; Channel 32; All the time! (PDT)

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Nov 25, 2009 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

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