Coach: Why would you break up what we have here? We’re trying to win.
Guenther: It’s your offensive coordinator, first of all.
He gestures to MR. BUCKETS, perched in potted plant adjacent to the desk.
Coach: He’s the best recruiter we’ve got!
Mr. BUCKETS: SKRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Guenther: Good god! This…this is not a football coach, Coach. This is a kinkajou.
EHHHHPIC rendition of the Zook-Guenther meeting, courtesy (of course) of EDSBS
9 months ago
Bill C.
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