From the excellently titled site "This Is Why You're Fat"

The Bacon Explosion Wellington

In response to the original Bacon Explosion: two pounds of bacon woven through and around two pounds of sausage and slathered in barbecue sauce with the addition of cheese and egg, wrapped in croissant dough.

There is also something called the Loosiana Gator Dog, the Deep Fried Peanut Butter-Covered Brownie Wrapped In Cookie Dough, and the too good to be believed Corn Dog Pizza.

I need a Lipitor.