Dear God

by Ridiculous Matt on Feb 27, 2009 12:05 PM CST

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Dear God:

We dealt with you allowing them to be delivered the Orange Bowl in 2007. We beat them, it was outlandish, but we understand not even you can make sense of the BCS.

We suffered through their NCAA Championship last March. Great team. Yeah, Memphis shold have put them away, but we're used to them having great teams.

And we even lasted through them winning the freaking Border War in the snow. Appparently Chase Daniel's pride irked you in some way and you felt the need to punish as all for it.

But we need this one. For one season, we need to have something to hold over them. They've held a chokehold on us in basketball for too long. It's only fair that you even the bar. C'mon, God, you know you want it. Just picture, all of the kuchebags, crying in their little arena. wondering how this could happen. Give in, God. Grant us victory.

Sincerely,

The Show Me State

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Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Feb 27, 2009 12:31 PM CST reply actions

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The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Feb 27, 2009 1:15 PM CST reply actions

Oh it's on like donkey kong.

God or no God – we are going in there & coming out with a victory on Sunday.

(Mike Anderson) doesn’t need to go out and sign a bunch of McDonald’s All-Americans. He just needs to go find a few Burger King-type guys and he’ll get it done - Nolan Richardson on Mike Anderson

by tigers and chiefs fan on Feb 27, 2009 1:47 PM CST reply actions

You guys got the Sod Reesing game...

that’s worth something right?

The Snozberries taste like Snozberries

by labbadabba on Feb 27, 2009 1:49 PM CST reply actions

Aw, Mawk.

(And yes, I will always-and-forever call you MAWK. Feel free to do the same with TWSS…)

Good to see you’re having to pray to the divine for a W on Sunday. You all are good enough to win without any divine intervention, but I understand the point.

Good post. And, good luck on Sunday.

I can’t wait.

It should be quite a doozy.

by rockchalk on Feb 27, 2009 8:21 PM CST reply actions