So, I knew there was some kind of metaphor that could have been drawn from Sunday's debacle in Lawrence, and I've paired it down to two Family Guy references. The problem is, I can't figure out which of the two references should be the official metaphor for the March 1 Massacre.

In option number one, MIssouri is Brian, and Kansas is Stewie.

In option two, each character represents a Missouri player, whichever ones you'd like. It works well because everyone/everything seems fine for the first five percent of the video.