CMA and Buzz Williams (Bald Testicle) Exchange After the Game

CMA: You, Golden Eagles, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man JYD where you got the Nair hid at?

Dominic James: It's over th...

CMA: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?

Jerel McNeal: It's in the cupboard.

[JYD starts looking in the upper cupboard]

Jerel McNeal: No, no, the one by your kn-knees.

CMA: We happy?

[JYD continues staring at the Nair bottle]

CMA: JYD! We happy?

JYD: Yeah, we happy.

Buzz Williams: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, JYD, right? But I didn't get yours...

CMA: My name's Mike Anderson. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.

Buzz Williams: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Mr. Tiller. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...

CMA: [CMA shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does J.T. Tiller look like?

Buzz Williams: What?

CMA: What school are you from?

Buzz Williams: What? What? Wh - ?

CMA: "What" ain't no school I've ever heard of. They teach English at What?

Buzz Williams: What?

CMA: KIM ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Buzz Williams: Yes! Yes!

CMA: Then you know what I'm sayin'!?

Buzz Williams: Yes!

CMA: Describe what J.T. Tiller looks like!

Buzz Williams: What?

CMA: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

Buzz Williams: He's b-b-black...

CMA: Go on.

Buzz Williams: He's bald...

CMA: Does he look like a Jayhawk?

Buzz Williams: What?

[CMA shoots Buzz Williams in shoulder]

CMA: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A JAYHAWK?

Buzz Williams: No!

CMA: Then why you try to fuck him like a Jayhawk, Buzz Williams?

Buzz Williams: I didn't.

CMA: Yes you did. Yes you did, Buzz. You tried to fuck him. And J.T. Tiller don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Tiller. You read the Bible Buzz?

Buzz: “Yes.”  ::whimpering::

CMA: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous tigers is beset on all sides by the inequities of the Jayhawks and the tyranny of Sooners. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Big XII. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost programs. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and 40 minutes of hell those who attempt to poison and destroy my tigers. And you will know I am CMA when I lay my bench upon you.

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GO TIGERS