Basketball Live Thread: Mizzou vs. Memphis
by RPT on Mar 26, 2009 8:36 PM CDT
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In the words of the incomparable Leo Lyons: "Are you ready?"
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"When I first got here," said Missouri coach Mike Anderson, "it was 20 minutes of hell and 20 minutes of what the hell are you doing?"
by tigers and chiefs fan on Mar 26, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
Z O U
"When I first got here," said Missouri coach Mike Anderson, "it was 20 minutes of hell and 20 minutes of what the hell are you doing?"
by tigers and chiefs fan on Mar 26, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, Purdue hung around for a half
Xavier hung around for 38 minutes (how about that, actually hitting your foulshots to beat Xavier)
Now prepare for a full 40 MINUTES OF HELL!
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
Because...
Wearing that in a big neutral site game worked so well for football.
by RPT on Mar 26, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
gold b-ball jerseys are hideous...
…but they don’t even BEGIN to compare to the hideousness of the football jerseys…
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Faith, folks.
If this team doesn’t care about how good Memphis is, why should they care what color they’re in.
To add to tigr’s fantastic treatise: They said we couldn’t win a big game in gold… then they did.
So my wife
Did a nice thing and took the kids to the Magic House in STL today. They are just getting back.
Guess who has to put the wound up kids to sleep… This is going to take FOREVER.
Yikes.
Give ’em a warm bath.
"When I first got here," said Missouri coach Mike Anderson, "it was 20 minutes of hell and 20 minutes of what the hell are you doing?"
by tigers and chiefs fan on Mar 26, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
So I successfully distract myself for the better part of two hours...
…and then I hop on and find out about gold jerseys. Good start.
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Gold Pants!!!
"When he went for that ball and dived over the table, I knew what was next to come. I felt sorry for what Texas Tech had to face after that."
-- J. T. Tiller - 3/12/09
First bad "Show me" joke from Enberg...
…took only about 3 seconds.
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good spot up d
and deflection by Goose.
"When he went for that ball and dived over the table, I knew what was next to come. I felt sorry for what Texas Tech had to face after that."
-- J. T. Tiller - 3/12/09
yes!
Forced a bad shot and got an over-the-back call…well…the first minute couldn’t have gone any better!
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Over the Back called
I didn’t think that got called anymnore.
"When he went for that ball and dived over the table, I knew what was next to come. I felt sorry for what Texas Tech had to face after that."
-- J. T. Tiller - 3/12/09
if we keep getting that call we are in good shape
"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy
GOOOOOOSE
Timeout
"When he went for that ball and dived over the table, I knew what was next to come. I felt sorry for what Texas Tech had to face after that."
-- J. T. Tiller - 3/12/09
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT MEMPHIS!!!!!!!!11
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Is the first round over?
Did we win?
"When I first got here," said Missouri coach Mike Anderson, "it was 20 minutes of hell and 20 minutes of what the hell are you doing?"
by tigers and chiefs fan on Mar 26, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions
if you guys
could block a shot that smashes calipari in the head i’d be quite pleased.
Go Big Red Nebraska!
Our Cobs Are Bigger Than Yours!
Corn Nation!
MY MAN!
I want to be friends with Matt Lawrence. Actual over to the house for beers friends.
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
Goose didn't set that time.
And OFFENSE ON EVANS!
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
The big stadium...
…is probably going to mean a lot of bricked 3-pointers. Usually screws with the depth perception…
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Not a smart play by Leo
Rule No. 1: never leave your feet unless you know where you’re going with the ball
Robert Dozier?
R as in Robert Dozier
O as in Oh My God It’s Robert Dozier.
B as in Billy, Look, It’s Robert Dozier.
E as in…
I approve!
By the way, if I yelled out my window “M-I-Z”, would you respond?
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Gabe...
… has made the point over and over that Missouri is in trouble this year when either Tiller or Taylor is in early trouble.
Crap.
Two on Coffee.
Get to know the bench, Zaire. You’ll be close for the rest of the half.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Mr. Denmon
Welcome to your coming out party.
Oh, and JYD. Yawn. It’s freakin’ academic.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
too many O-Boards
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Mar 26, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Correction, Dick Enberg.
Keith Ramsey has one REAL foul and one PHANTOM foul.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
simple formula against Mizzou
Attack the rim and draw the foul
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
God, JYD.
You should have been the first black president.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Round 1 and 2 a 10-10 draw, btw...
…though Jay Bilas gets a major point deduction for the “Tigers and Lyons” joke…
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actually, the more I think about it...
…I can’t blame Bilas for that one. I think the corny jokes just start flowing out of you once you’ve spent more than about 5 minutes around Dick Enberg.
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WORST. JOKE. EVER.
Bilas encourages you to tip your waitress.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Hey rpt?
Pete Delkus thinks you’re gonna die.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
yes, because black jerseys can bet position on the defensive glass
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Mar 26, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I still say...
…bad inside presence in gold is uglier.
(Nice zone D on that play…)
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Actually correction...
…we’re going to say Round 1 to Mizzou, Round 2 to Memphis. Because I know you care.
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by Bill C. on Mar 26, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Older brother just texted me.
“Jesus. No defense. First to 90 wins.”
My reply:
“Man, if Memphis wants to run, let’s run. I’d LOVE to get in a track meet with anyone.”
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
It's not a guarantee we'd win a track meet...
…but I’d take my chances.
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Exactly my point.
If we lose, I want it to be that we got out-athleted, period.
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More good zone D...
…but it left the middle wide open for rebounds.
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until that 3
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Mar 26, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
this is going to be a tough game to win.
It’a not going to be close if we trade them 2 shots for 1 in return
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
I think...
…that was very much an “I’ve got the very wrong personnel on the court right now” timeout.
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Leo has been practicing his fadeaway jumper...
…for the past nine days.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
leo's
one of the few big men who’d rather take a fadaway then drive to the hole, they gave him the baseline
we have one guy to cover on the perimeter...
…and we’re not finding him.
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RobUrt
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Mar 26, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
The only place where a typo is not acceptable is the Maternity Ward.
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Mar 26, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm all for a Common Sense Nurse in the delivery room.
“No, you don’t want to name your child that.” Or…“No, you’re not spelling that like that.”
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Hey Boy?
Remember at the beginning of the tournament, when you said that Memphis-Mizzou would be the most exciting 50-48 game ever?
I’ll take the over.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
You have no proof that I said that.
At least none that I’m counting on you being interested enough to dig up.
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Meh.
You called my bluff.
/eats another pork rind
/continues talking with people of whom 90% he’s never met
/posts another gif
/totally has a girlfriend
/still isn’t ejected
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
bingo
If there weren’t a game going on, I’d know you’re not bluffing…
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Playing well so far:
JYD
Tiller
Goose
Safford
Sallie
Evans
Dozier
Not really playing well so far:
Zaire
Denmon
Kimmeh
Leo
Anderson
Taggart
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I am loving this.
"When I first got here," said Missouri coach Mike Anderson, "it was 20 minutes of hell and 20 minutes of what the hell are you doing?"
by tigers and chiefs fan on Mar 26, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
Hey!
Vroom Vroom Party Starter gets in the box score.
With a foul.
/facepalm
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Fun fact:
Memphis still can’t shoot free throws.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Am I the only one...
…who still holds his breath everytime JT dribbles with his left hand?
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GOOOOOSE!
It’s Bizarro Goose. He hits twos very consistently.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
we have to start seeing those
alley oops to bowers
"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy
Calipari really needs to call a timeout...
…I mean, forget I said anything.
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SWARM SWARM SWARM SWARM SWARM SWARM SWARM SWARM SWARM SWARM SWARM SWARM
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Evans is really good...
…at releasing the ball a split second before the shot blocker swats at the ball…
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I figured out what JT stands for.
Jesus.Tyrannosaurus. Tiller.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
by ghtd36 on Mar 26, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
hey, any D rebound is a fantastic rebound
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Mar 26, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Round 4 to Mizzou, baby...
Round 1 = 10-9 Mizzou
Round 2 = 10-9 Memphis
Round 3 = 10-10
Round 4 = 10-9 Mizzou
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solid gut...
…by the gigantically wide kid on the memphis sideline
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KU commercial during a Mizzou game:
not cool.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
There's something I'm suppose to chant right now.
It slips my miAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRBAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL.
Oh, there it is.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Whatever Cal did/said to earn that...
…was NOTHING in comparison to anything Buzz Peterson did in the last two minutes last Sunday.
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Box violation?
There a lot of jokes I can make here but I’ll refrain.
But The Todd? He violates boxes constantly.
Innuendo Five.
woah..
…we’re up 10. Huh. Intentionally hadn’t looked at the score in a while.
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This is so sweet.
"When I first got here," said Missouri coach Mike Anderson, "it was 20 minutes of hell and 20 minutes of what the hell are you doing?"
by tigers and chiefs fan on Mar 26, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
Memphis could too...
…could make for the worst second half ever.
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If you only knew...
what the second half would look like when you wrote this….
I like it when they miss the first FT...
…and make the second. No offensive rebound that way.
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They are so fired up!
They so want to win.
"When I first got here," said Missouri coach Mike Anderson, "it was 20 minutes of hell and 20 minutes of what the hell are you doing?"
by tigers and chiefs fan on Mar 26, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
goose
with a big board. “My friend Matt” does all the little things.
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
i don't think i like having this big a lead going into half
"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy
Jesus Tyrannosaurus is but a mortal.
JT Tiller is 80% to his career high in the first half.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Kimmeh.
Not making shots.
Memphis: not making shots.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
that's why they put the square there
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Mar 26, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY CRAP!!!!
WE JUST MADE A SHOT-CLOCK-RUNNING-OUT-DESPERATION-BANK-SHOT!!!! First time all season (maybe)
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ZOU!
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by SleepyFloyd7 on Mar 26, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
this team has come to PLAY!!
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 26, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
if it was called a 2, there is not enough there to overturn
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Mar 26, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
hey
nice lead ya sunsabitches.
you could pull this off yet.
Go Big Red Nebraska!
Our Cobs Are Bigger Than Yours!
Corn Nation!
It's not over!!! It's only halftime! We can totally blow this!!!
/anti-jinx, FTW
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.
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Mar 26, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Bullshit.
"When I first got here," said Missouri coach Mike Anderson, "it was 20 minutes of hell and 20 minutes of what the hell are you doing?"
by tigers and chiefs fan on Mar 26, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
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by ghtd36 on Mar 26, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Um...
…huh. Yeah. Marcus Denmon just, uhh, gave us some nickname material.
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With thaty shot
I am a believer that we can go all the way!!!!
HE WAS BEHIND THE LINE ON THAT ONE, BABY!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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um....wow
that is all I have t say
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holy crap
that was freakin amazing. a big FU for not givin him the 3 earlier
"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy
HA
Yeah Mellon Farmers – we came to play tonite!!
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
5 points!
"When I first got here," said Missouri coach Mike Anderson, "it was 20 minutes of hell and 20 minutes of what the hell are you doing?"
by tigers and chiefs fan on Mar 26, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
Highlight real forever.
Denmon.
You are a Sports Center promo FOREVER!!
"When I first got here," said Missouri coach Mike Anderson, "it was 20 minutes of hell and 20 minutes of what the hell are you doing?"
by tigers and chiefs fan on Mar 26, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Denmon stole my thunder...
…I was going to brag about how quickly I got up the second half thread (go there now), but now that seems rather meaningless.
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AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
"When I first got here," said Missouri coach Mike Anderson, "it was 20 minutes of hell and 20 minutes of what the hell are you doing?"
by tigers and chiefs fan on Mar 26, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
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