A reading from the Book Of  Anderson

When Jesus Tyranosaurus told his fans that all of them would abandon the Tigers according to the scriptures, Sleepy said, "Even if everyone else abandons you, I never will." (Anderson 26:33). Jesus Tyranosauus replied, "I can guarantee this truth; before a jayhawk crows tonight, you will say three times that you don’t know me." (Verse34). Sleepy replied, "Even if I have to die with you, I will never disown you." And all the other fans said the same. (Anderson 26:35).

here endeth the reading