[UPDATE, by rptgwb: Promoted from FanPosts, because it's that funny]
"DeMarre Carroll practices the fine art of seduction"
Hey ball. I see you there. And I know you see me. So what are you going to do, Ballie? Do you mind if I call you Ballie, Ballie? (Giggles.) You're cute.
Do you think I'm cute, Ballie? Yeah? You do? Yeah? Then don't just roll out of bounds, silly. [Turns serious.] Come over here, instead. We could make a ... great team. DeMarre is waiting, baby.