i feel it necessary

..as much as i preached BELIEF against memphis, i didnt have it. sorry folks.

This just means that I’ll have to work overtime, as apparently the Lucky Shoes, Lucky Song, Lucky Films and Occasionally-Lucky Gum might be counteracted by some computer ponce.

My wife has chosen TODAY of all days to go into labor – presumably as retrobution for all those nights spent at Mizzou Arena this year.

Now, to get back at her, I will be forced to name my new daughter after the high-scorer today. Please, don’t let it be Marcus. Or Miguel. Or, hell, anyone other than Kimmie.

Go Blog-em-up for me today, gents.

which really NOBODY in my family knows.

I lied to my father about quitting smoking on a Sunday morning in my last conversation with him. He had a heart attack three hours later and died.

Awful.

And I am still a smoker – even worse.

Yuck.

1) Three of my all-time favorite movies are Some Like It Hot, Say Anything, and Sixteen Candles.

2) I never read a single comic book growing up, and now, at 30, I do. The graphic novel collection probably prevented us from putting another couple of grand down on the house.

3) I like cats. Okay, you already knew that one.

4) I enjoy Food Network. A lot.

5) My wife’s better at house repairs than I am.

6) I enjoy cuddling after…umm…you know what? Five’s enough.

when the old golden retriever get stuck in the pit and tells the others to go on without him. reminds me too much of my buddy who died last year

1). In 6th grade, I bought a girl a horse statue because it seemed like a good idea for some reason, even though I had never seen a horse in real life and who knows if she had. Well, she said she didn’t like me and I still have that damn horse statue in a box in my attic. It’s survived 8 moves and four states.

2). I would do the dirty with Rachel Ray any day.

FML

1) I really would enjoy murdering my step-mother.
2) I’m actually serious about the first one