Michael Egnew Needs A Nickname Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know that this has been brought up several times before but has kinda been shoved aside for a later date. Well, I think today should be the day that Egnew gets a nickname, seems like everyone else, or at least every basketball player has one so let's get crackin.
I had a couple of ideas myself but i'm sure everyone else can do much better, but these were my ideas. I thought that having egg in your name would help out a little bit in the nickname department.
McMuffin ( I'm pretty sure there's egg in that.)
The Big Omelet
The Incredible Edible Egnew.
I've also seen Eggo tossed around a few times.
So that's all i've got but I hope some others have a few ideas...let's leave some other ideas in the thread and see where we get.
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I'm not going to lie...
…I don’t know what kind of nickname it would make, but “The Big Omelet” cracked me up. I’m voting for that one.
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Have always liked one word nicknames hence
I voted for “Eggo”, but “The Big Omelet” made me laugh
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jul 6, 2009 4:21 PM CDT reply actions
Eggo can be what we call him
The Big Omelet can be his more formal name.
by ZouDave on Jul 6, 2009 4:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You don't like "GO THE BIG OMELET, GO THE BIG OMELET!"?
Though I doubt Egnew is fast enough for us to have a situation to say that.
just throwing some stuff out there, don't hate me because i make no sense
the big yoke
leggo my eggo egnew
deviled egnew
the texas toast
the denny’s grand slam
what came first the chicken or the egnew
the runny egg
sunny (as in sunny side up)
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i think texas toast is a sweet nickname..
..especially considering he hales from plainview, texas. (which i may add sounds like the most boring city in the word)
"If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
another one
y’all seen the commercial probably, if not here’s the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeYdAoZyNMI
the egg genie!
watch this too..
because this commercial never gets old. esp. with the voiceovers.
"If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
yes my eggs look like cream cheese when I pick them up!
thanks egg genie.
"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"
we should have thrown "laffy saffy" into the poll
to see how many 1000’s of votes he would get.
"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"
Sunny is kinda funny too
soon to change name to, "The Not So Curious Case of Benjamin Bratt"
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jul 7, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions
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1. Spearo (or Spearo T.)
2. Humpty
3. Scramble
4. Hardshell
5. Easter
6. Minious
Took me a while on Spearo, but I like
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by SleepyFloyd7 on Jul 8, 2009 12:40 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

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