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Michael Egnew Needs A Nickname Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I know that this has been brought up several times before but has kinda been shoved aside for a later date. Well, I think today should be the day that Egnew gets a nickname, seems like everyone else, or at least every basketball player has one so let's get crackin.

Star-divide

I had a couple of ideas myself but i'm sure everyone else can do much better, but these were my ideas. I thought that having egg in your name would help out a little bit in the nickname department.

McMuffin ( I'm pretty sure there's egg in that.)

The Big Omelet

The Incredible Edible Egnew.

I've also seen Eggo  tossed around a few times.

So that's all i've got but I hope some others have a few ideas...let's leave some other ideas in the thread and see where we get.

Poll
What should Michael Egnew's nickname be?
The Big Omelet
31 votes
The Incredible Edible Egnew
14 votes
Eggo
73 votes
The McMuffin
8 votes

126 votes | Poll has closed

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I'm not going to lie...

…I don’t know what kind of nickname it would make, but “The Big Omelet” cracked me up. I’m voting for that one.

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by Bill C. on Jul 6, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Have always liked one word nicknames hence

I voted for “Eggo”, but “The Big Omelet” made me laugh

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jul 6, 2009 4:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Eggo can be what we call him

The Big Omelet can be his more formal name.

by ZouDave on Jul 6, 2009 4:26 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

You don't like "GO THE BIG OMELET, GO THE BIG OMELET!"?

Though I doubt Egnew is fast enough for us to have a situation to say that.

by solidpit on Jul 6, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

just throwing some stuff out there, don't hate me because i make no sense

the big yoke
leggo my eggo egnew
deviled egnew
the texas toast
the denny’s grand slam
what came first the chicken or the egnew
the runny egg
sunny (as in sunny side up)

by atheos on Jul 6, 2009 5:29 PM CDT reply actions  

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by The Beef on Jul 7, 2009 7:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

!!!!!

That’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

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by Bill C. on Jul 7, 2009 7:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just sayin'....

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by The Beef on Jul 7, 2009 8:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

texas toast is awesome

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Jul 6, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

i think texas toast is a sweet nickname..

..especially considering he hales from plainview, texas. (which i may add sounds like the most boring city in the word)

"If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

by tigr on Jul 7, 2009 4:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

both the nickname & the food

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Jul 6, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

another one

y’all seen the commercial probably, if not here’s the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeYdAoZyNMI

the egg genie!

by atheos on Jul 6, 2009 5:43 PM CDT reply actions  

watch this too..

because this commercial never gets old. esp. with the voiceovers.

"If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

by tigr on Jul 7, 2009 4:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes my eggs look like cream cheese when I pick them up!

thanks egg genie.

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Jul 7, 2009 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

El Eggerino

if you’re not into the whole brevity thing…

by M. Omar on Jul 6, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I like New Egg

Maybe he’s a closet computer geek

by AlaTiger on Jul 7, 2009 9:46 AM CDT reply actions  

we should have thrown "laffy saffy" into the poll

to see how many 1000’s of votes he would get.

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Jul 7, 2009 10:29 AM CDT reply actions  

Sunny is kinda funny too

soon to change name to, "The Not So Curious Case of Benjamin Bratt"

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jul 7, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions  

Submitted via e-mail:

1. Spearo (or Spearo T.)
2. Humpty
3. Scramble
4. Hardshell
5. Easter
6. Minious

by RPT on Jul 7, 2009 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Took me a while on Spearo, but I like

Nomination for the "It Was Only A Matter Of Time..." Award: Carlos Zambrano was suspended for "Inappropriate and violent actions on the field and in the dugout."
Only guy crazier than Carlos Zambrano in baseball is Julian Tavarez

by Andy--01 on Jul 8, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yolk

submitted without comment.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Jul 8, 2009 12:40 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

The Egg Man
Egg’s Man (pronounced like X-man)
The eggs-it
Spyro
Eggs-citer

by FL_Tiger on Jul 19, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

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