MU extends Alden
You've got to love the headline: "MU Extends Contract of Athletic Director Mike Alden to maintain continuity of quality programs"
This is not meant as a shot at Alden, but who would have thought his subordinates in his own department would have written such a positive headline? Man, I love easily transparent press releases.
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That's still not as good as the time Rickey Henderson put out a press release to notify everyone of how great of a player Rickey Henderson is*
*may not have actually happened
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
The press release before his Hall of Fame speech entitled "The Rickeyness of Rickey"
I have to admit, I stole that joke from a poster at Lone Star Ball.



























