Tracy Jordan finally weighs in on Blaine Gabbert's ability to throw long.
over 2 years ago
ghtd36
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Wow...
Wants to do that so badly that he bypassed the traditional “I want to take it behind the middle school” opener to that statement.
Maybe he figures
it’ll be thrown that far it’ll end up behind a middle school anyway.
by Transmogrified Tiger on Sep 21, 2009 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey there, my name is RPT.
I love raining on other people’s parades by nitpicking. In my spare time, I enjoy crushing dreams. I like long walks on the beach and being a total jerkass.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on Sep 21, 2009 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow
that statement is worth 500 on the Blaineness scale….well done
I'M TWEETING (huh? http://twitter.com/Ausgiano)
"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are" -Pig Killer
by Mizzou Grad on Sep 21, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Can we start keeping score as to Blaineness Earned?
Bill can even create some badass stat for it, like Blaineness Per Comment (or BPC).
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
I'm all for that...
But if you score for comments, you’ll have to take hit for uber-lame ones.
I'M TWEETING (huh? http://twitter.com/Ausgiano)
"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are" -Pig Killer
by Mizzou Grad on Sep 21, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely.
Think of it like Yards Per Carry. A great comment is, like, 8 Blaines. A pretty-good comment is 3-4 Blaines. A bad comment is -3 or so Blaines.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
But who is the Judge
b/c I am sure we all judge our comments to be witty, thoughtful, insightful and entertaining. I don’t comment lightly.
"Watching TV this morning, even Chipper Jones picked against us, and he plays baseball," Missouri linebacker Sean Weatherspoon said of the Atlanta Brave, who was a guest on ESPN’s College GameDay.
by tigers and chiefs fan on Sep 21, 2009 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I vote Bill to be the judge.
All his other numbers are made up; might as well add one more.
/BOOM. ROASTED.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on Sep 21, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
and Rec'd
Sponor of the Will Ebner Physical Therapy Center for Players Who've Been Hit By Will Ebner and Want to Try to Stop the Ringing. Or WEPTCPWBHBWEWTSR for short.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Sep 21, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
GHT
Creative Director of RMN?
I'M TWEETING (huh? http://twitter.com/Ausgiano)
"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are" -Pig Killer
by Mizzou Grad on Sep 21, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I prefer "Baron of Stupid Jokes."
But “Creative Director” works, too.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
So do we need Alexander's then,
for jokes that people other than Bill like
(i.e., technically at negative yardage at the point Blaine hands it off)
Pinkel: Blaine, you must know Arsenio...
Gabbert: Hall or Billingham?
Chicago White Sox Examiner — I wish I could cuss right now.
I retract that
Didn’t realize I saw this on the Rock M feed on Facebook…thought it came from one of the other Mizzou groups I belong to.
hilarious!
If you watch Rambo backwards, it's Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magic bullet vacuum.
by ratherfantastic on Sep 21, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions
















