{edit - Moved to the Front Page because Asian Kid demands it}

Keep in mind everything that follows is only relevent if Andrew Jones plays a role in the offense next year. Which I really hope happens once Gabbert gets more comfortable at QB. But anyway, does anyone remember about 5 years ago the story about how Andrew Jones and some of his friends stole a saxophone out of the Smithville High band room then tried to pawn it off and got caught? Well Smithville happens to be my high schools rival, so everyone in town remembers that story quite vividly. Assuming he plays, how about we call him Sax Man, after the lonely island song with Jack Black. If anyone has any other ideas please put them in the comments and maybe later we can vote on them if there are enough.