Andrew Jones as Sax Man

by pinkelposse on Jan 15, 2010 10:56 AM CST

{edit - Moved to the Front Page because Asian Kid demands it}

Keep in mind everything that follows is only relevent if Andrew Jones plays a role in the offense next year. Which I really hope happens once Gabbert gets more comfortable at QB. But anyway, does anyone remember about 5 years ago the story about how Andrew Jones and some of his friends stole a saxophone out of the Smithville High band room then tried to pawn it off and got caught? Well Smithville happens to be my high schools rival, so everyone in town remembers that story quite vividly. Assuming he plays, how about we call him Sax Man, after the lonely island song with Jack Black. If anyone has any other ideas please put them in the comments and maybe later we can vote on them if there are enough.

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Victory dance

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jan 15, 2010 11:09 AM CST reply actions

This works well

because if they ignore him in the offense I can yell “effing play something Sax Man!” at him.

by Transmogrified Tiger on Jan 15, 2010 11:38 AM CST reply actions

Sax Maaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn SAX MAN!!!!

Ok, sax man, that’s my fault, I put you on the spot.

by Andy--01 on Jan 15, 2010 11:57 AM CST up reply actions

let's try that again sax man.

Great Oden's Raven I love Mike "The Predator" Dixon!

by pinkelposse on Jan 15, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions

fixed all those typos that were in there. there were quite a few

Great Oden's Raven I love Mike "The Predator" Dixon!

by pinkelposse on Jan 15, 2010 1:02 PM CST reply actions

I like it

I went to Smithville, graduated in 02. Never met Jones, but knew of his family and of him. Heard through the grapevine about the saxophone incident when it happened, can’t say I was totally shocked. I think the Sax man would work great, assuming he plays a little better next year than this year.

by MaineTiger on Jan 15, 2010 1:06 PM CST reply actions

they just didn't give him any opportunities in the offense this year.

when he was out there it didn’t matter because everyone in the stadium knew Gabbert wasn’t going to look at him. But hopefully Gabbert can fix his tunnel vision this offseason.

Great Oden's Raven I love Mike "The Predator" Dixon!

by pinkelposse on Jan 15, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions

Nah

Trust me I like handing out cool nicknames as much as the next guy. However this would be something you would do to a KU player not one of your own. All it does is highlight a negative moment in this kids life.

by The Oracle on Jan 15, 2010 8:29 PM CST reply actions