BIG ups to darklighter09 for this:
Do they dream of mauling jayhawks,
Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit?
Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk,
We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk,
And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too,
And bring a victory back to the Zou!
Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou!
But if we keep shooting the three like we have been…
Then we’re shit outta luck
(The original from The Hangover, of course...)