— No. No. No. NO NO. NO NO NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO GOD NO. NO. YOU LEAVE MIZZOU ALONE. NO. NO! NO!! NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU LEAVE MISSOURI ALONE, YOU BAD BAD MAN! EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS TO DUST! YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? WHY DO YOU HATE MISSOURI?!? WHY? DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, WHY DO YOU FEEL IT NECESSARY TO DESTROY WHATEVER I LOVE? NO! YOU TAKE IT BACK! SAY THAT MISSOURI IS TERRIBLE! TAKE IT BACK THIS INSTANCE. TAKE IT BACK! GOD, NO. NO. No. No. No. NO! No. No. GOD WHY? NO! NO NO NO! NO! /hyperventilates and perishes, funeral planned for tomorrow at noon