"Aldon The Snowman" (Sequel my #1 hit: "'Twas the Morning of the Opener")

(Sing along with this tune)

Aldon the snowman was a jolly happy soul, 
he was six-foot-five wearing eighty-five 
And two eyes made out of coal. 
Aldon the snowman is a first round pick, they say, 
He was made of snow but the tigers 
Know how he came to life one day.

There must have been some magic in that 
Old helmet they found. 
For when they placed it on his head 
He began to sprint around. 
O, Aldon the snowman 
Was alive as he could be, 
And the Tigers say he could sack the QB 
nothing like you and me.

Aldon the snowman knew 
The pressure was on that day, 
So he said, "Let's run and 
We'll have some fun 
Now before I draft away." 
Down to Faurot field, 
With a brace upon his leg, 
Running here and there all 
Around the field saying, 
Catch me if you can.

He brought Landry down, and made him frown 
Right to the green, green turf. 
And he only paused a moment when 
He heard Landry holler "Stop!" 
For Aldon the snow man 
Had to hurry on his way, 
But he waved goodbye saying, 
"Don't you cry, 
I'll be back again next week"

Thumpetty thump thump, 
Thumpety thump thump, 
Look at Aldon go. 
Thumpetty thump thump, 
Thumpety thump thump, 
Over the Number 1 Sooners!

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