How bad does it feel writing about a team that hasn't won a World Series since 1908? Seriously, what do you even have to talk about besides how bad the Little Bears are? Mike Rottch, Columbia, Mo.
Answer: Not as bad as it feels being stuck in Columbia, Mo., where you have nothing to talk about but the pizza at Shakespeare's, which is quite good, by the way.
— Paul Sullivan's Cubs Mail Bag Don't get uppity on this guy. He'll burn you!