So its possible that in a slightly inebriated state the other night, I ordered a dozen vuvuzelas online. If I could get them painted black and gold in some fashion, how long before the Mizzou Athletic Dept. places a ban on them? I would think a few at the Football Games would just be "humorous" and as long as you weren't doing it right in an alum's ear you could get away with it. But I'm thinking of arming the student section at The WoodChipper with them... is this posssible?

Okay: Soccer. I know this isn't a US game, but its a Sunday afternoon nationally televised game, with Fathers that have some "sit on the couch" credit coming their way today. And of course Tiger is trying to be Phil. (Whoa.) Okay. Tiger is trying to be up to his old tricks. 

So, A) Mizzou Arena Vuvu-Zou-las, B) Does Drogba play/affect this match against the Joga Bonita Brazilians, and C) Does Tiger make it happen?