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As the Big 12 burns, remember that Mizzou didn't start the fire

"'Rome is burning,' he said as he poured himself another drink."  – Californication

The world watches as the Big 12 continues its hellbent path to self-immolation. As has been noted on numerous previous occasions, the public sentiment about formalities, attitudes, and blame have all shifted dramatically in the past few months and especially in the past week. But as the college football landscape awaits its rebirth from the presumed ashes of the smoldering Big 12, it's important that we note that neither  Missouri, nor Nebraska, nor Texas shoulder the blame. And, it is the truth behind that fact that inspired me to create this musical tribute to the absurdity of Big 12 football's brief history after the jump.

Star-divide

 

Click play for audio. If anyone has cleaner sounds without original backup lyrics, let me know.



(Lyrics start at 0:34)

Texas schools, Big Eight, new alliance will be great.
'96, new world, Steven J. Hatchell.
Neuheisel, Bevo pokes 'em, Osborne, R.C. Slocum, 
Glen Mason, Terry Allen on to Mangino.

Merge together, title game, old way, pretty lame.
NU's a heavyweight, this is going pretty great.
Roll Left, James Brown, mighty Huskers go down,
Title leaves UNL, chaos in STL.

We didn't start the fire.
It was always burning,
Since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire.
No we didn't light it,
But we tried to fight it.

Davidson, Scott Frost, still can't believe we lost.
Larry Smith, Corby Jones, running back Brock.
Flea kick, in the air, Shevin Wiggins, such despair,
O.T. game, and heartbreak at Faurot.

'98, looking mean, Snyder's got a winning team, 
Purple Reign, EMAW, Wabash Cannonball,
Bishop, Gramatica, Cats one game from it all.
K-State had it won? Parker to pylon.

We didn't start the fire.
It was always burning,
Since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire.
No we didn't light it,
But we tried to fight it.

Eric Crouch, San Anton, defense, in the dome,
Heupel, Bob Stoops, OU rallies troops.
Sooners, Seminoles, Orange Bowl football,
Sears trophy, raised above, Norman feels the love. 

Applewhite, Chris Simms, Mike Leach, movin' in,
Les Miles, OSU, Sooners fall right on cue.
CU, UT, Horns run and flee,
Irving hero? Sorry Major, no go.

We didn't start the fire.
It was always burning,
Since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire.
No we didn't light it,
But we tried to fight it.

'03, crimson cream, Sooners are the greatest team,
Jason White, Heisman, KSU invasion,
Peterson mania, ISU had Seneca,
Longhorns, risen since, USC falls to Vince.

Colorado, writing checks,
Barnett selling sex.
Fiesta Bowl, trick plays,
What else do I have to say?

We didn't start the fire.
It was always burning,
Since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire.
No we didn't light it,
But we tried to fight it.

Chase Daniel, Colt McCoy, North has some new toys.
Boulder. Lubbock. Upsets, in the mix.
Armageddon Arrowhead, Reesing and the grass are wed,
Hogs eat Temple's smoke, OU Fiesta choke.

Harrell to Crabtree, BCS can't deal with three,
UT's back, 2010, injury was not their friend.
Adam James in a shed, conference is left for dead,
ADs whine, rumors roar, I can't take it anymore...

We didn't start the fire.
It was always burning,
Since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire.
No we didn't light it,
But we tried to fight it.

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Very Nicely Done.

Ill forward to Mr. Dealney (sp)

Great moments are born from great opportunity.
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by muwxman on Jun 9, 2010 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Uhhh

This is kind of amazing. Well done and rec’d.

by Joel Thorman on Jun 9, 2010 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

You know

One of the RockM creators actually can play the music live if you asked him really nice . . . .

by Bill C.'s Dad on Jun 9, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

You might need to put in the phone call...

Maybe we can do a live performance before the first Mountain West Great Plains Division game.

[/playing the pessimist in hopes of reverse jinxing Missouri into the Big Ten]

by RPT on Jun 9, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have a video

complete with cool red sweater vest and blond hair actually grown out. It could be played on the big screen as necessary.

by Bill C.'s Dad on Jun 9, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did the sweater vest

come from the Jim Tressel Collection or the Bobby Knight Collection?

by CPC on Jun 9, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.
Martina Navratilova

by tigers and chiefs fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

IDEA

Can one of us with more video skills/better editing software/capturing equipment (PAGING ZOUDAVE) link pictures/video of this to the song? If so it’d make a great thing simply perfect.

(Late addendum: EQUALIZE, FLYERS, EQUALIZE)

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Jun 9, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

got about halfway done with this last night before heading to bed

should finish it fairly soon, we’ll see if it’s still relevant.

by ZouDave on Jun 10, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

woohoo

Great Odin's Raven I love Mike "The Predator" Dixon!

by pinkelposse on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I like this."

-Billy Joel

"I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."

by CEW on Jun 9, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

awesome job RPT

better than the original!

Great Odin's Raven I love Mike "The Predator" Dixon!

by pinkelposse on Jun 9, 2010 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Joined just to Rec.

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by Jason Kirk on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

welcome!

Great Odin's Raven I love Mike "The Predator" Dixon!

by pinkelposse on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

And to help the Falcons scout

next years first rounder?

As a lifelong Chiefs fan who wants to see Tony G. win, the falcons keep getting more fun to root for.

by lionsden on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Son of a...

CAN WE JUST FINISH THIS?

by Gaknar on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

ballsballsballs

this is dumb!!!

Great Odin's Raven I love Mike "The Predator" Dixon!

by pinkelposse on Jun 9, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS is the real theme of conference realignment.

Different storylines break all during the day, status quo is returned to by night.

"I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."

by CEW on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

RPT...This is absolutely incredible.

And it definitely cheered me up. A rec for you.

He hit it good. He hit it good.

by Jack618 on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM CDT reply actions  

seriously, why let it get out before the Regents vote?

Especially, if per the Matter piece, there was just some blockbuster Fox presentation today that could offer hope? Why more or less announce you are going via leaks, when it isn’t impossible the Regents go the other way? Wonder about the ‘source’- maybe they are misinterpreting some kind of half offer, and MU has the same offer or hint of an offer, but is just keeping their mouth shut?

And if MU is irrelevant as seems to be the recent buzz, why the ultimatum? Still don’t get that.

There are many, many cards left to be played regardless.

by tigertiger on Jun 9, 2010 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Excellent and well done!

" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...

by KWashburn on Jun 9, 2010 11:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Since this post is musically themed,

I may as well add my playlist for tonight:
Que Sera by Wax Tailor
Situation by Yaz
Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
You’re Gonna Miss Me by 13th Floor Elevators

by parliamentlite on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

more themed tunes

The Con- Tegan and Sara
Fox on the Run- Sweet
Vanished- Crystal Castles
Money Success Fame Glamour- Felix da Housecat

by parliamentlite on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

last one

When the Levee Breaks- Led Zeppelin

by parliamentlite on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks RPT

A smile when thinking about Conference-Explosion-Gate is more than appreciated.

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jun 10, 2010 10:18 AM CDT reply actions  

Really terrific

I was crying during this. Somehow it works better without having actually recorded the lyrics.

by Smitty83 on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM CDT reply actions  

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