Rock M Roundtable: Community Edition

1. Isn’t it obvious? Pinkel was on a conference call with Alden and Jim Delany.

2. It’s hard to get too excited about practice, but usually I’m looking for depth chart moves and the injury report. A feel good story or three doesn’t hurt things, either.

3. Dan Beebe was backstage with a Zippo, some lighter fluid and a Bevo-sized wad of cash that represented Texas’s share of Big 12 money.

4. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Clearly, Beebe told Alden and Forsee that the lesser schools were to give 10% of their time to Texas as a suitable tribute.

2. Favorite part of fall practice? That every one is that much closer to a real game. I don’t care about practice at all, I just care about getting closer to game time.

3. To intimidate the head Longhorn? Gotta be a cattle prod, right? Though, a big wad of cash certainly isn’t a bad theory.

4. Got it, perused it, recommended it. Very satisfied. Looking forward to the paper copy so’s I can read it through more comfortably.

1. He was busy recruiting a fullback.
2. It’s one step closer to football season
3. Dan Beebe is about as intimidating as a wet noodle. Clearly Brown was referring to either Deloss Dodds or ESPN.
4. It’s on my list.

who can explain the whole X,H, Z thing for the wide receiver position? I never saw that before, oh, 1999 or so, and all of a sudden, it was just treated as if everyone should know what it means. Like it was as obvious as “left tackle”.

1. There’s a joke about Gabbert and Washington leaving Rutland in the dust here, I just know it.

2. Getting irrationally excited about freshmen performances.

3. A taser. That Beebe was somehow pointing at himself.

4. WADE BOGGS CARPET WORLD, WADE BOGGS CARPET WORLD, WADE BOGGS CARPET WORLD

1. The Comoian says it best.
2. Mizzou is still undefeated.
3. No weapon. Just a firm grip on Mack’s little longhorn.
4. When does Buckeye Battle Cry arrive?

1. they were busy ordering copies of the preview magazine
2. That much closer to football season
3. A Beebe gun (see what I did there?)
4. I’ll buy it after this weekend, I don’t have a chance to get my paycheck for a while.

1. In a cussing match with Turner Gil.
2. Not really into practices but holy crap, it means that football season is THATMUCHCLOSER!!
3. I wish I was clever.

4. I want to say a couple things about the mag:
    a. Would reviewing on LuLu help sales?
    b. Does anyone go to Tiger Lunches in KC or STL? I used to be on the mailing list for the one in KC but never went – but obviously those folks would be willing to shell out for a magazine.

1. Pinkel was outside making donuts with his Harley, whilst keeping eye contact with Dan Beebe…. not the good kind of eye contact. This was a sign of defiance.

2. Fall practices are good to read so one doesn’t find a lengthy injury report, I also like to hear about any new wrinkles to the offense or defense. Even if they never make it on the field. Twisted Scorpion anyone?

3. The question is Dan Beebe with a weapon right? ( I like Andys’ photoshop) I’m going with a pair of safety scissors, because I just can’t imagine anyone letting him near anything with potential to harm, hurt or maul.

4. buybuybuybuybuybuybuybuybuybuy….bought. waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait

practice?