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From the Trib last November
Missouri kicker Grant Ressel, center, walks off the field with Beau Brinkley after his 27-yard field goal gave the Tigers to a 41-39 victory over Kansas on Saturday at Arrowhead Stadium.

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Ressel and Brinkley.....

Shown leaving the field, while telling photographers “Shouldn’t you be looking for Danario?”

by MUPete on Aug 31, 2010 11:00 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Wow man your right...

Sun in really works wonders.

Annoying You Since 1986

by MUTIGERS86 on Aug 31, 2010 11:17 AM CDT reply actions  

Following the Tigers win,

It is reveled that the game winning FG tandem was actually Princes William and Henry.

Finds MvP RoC to be a stellar individual

by Ausgiano on Aug 31, 2010 11:19 AM CDT reply actions  

After moving to the US and finding no Quidditch teams

Ron Weasley was surprised at how well he fit in on the University of Missouri’s football team.

by Andy--01 on Aug 31, 2010 11:27 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

After snapping the ball for the game-winning field goal

Beau Brinkley enquires after kicker Grant Ressel’s training regimen that enables a 12 year old to be one of the best kickers in college football.

Making fun of the "Mizzou Needs a Fullback" Club since...well, for a while, anyway.

by jaeger on Aug 31, 2010 11:54 AM CDT reply actions  

Ressel says to Brinkley

I am gonna pull so much a$$ when we get home tonight!!!!!

by mizzutgr on Aug 31, 2010 12:10 PM CDT reply actions  

x

Ressel: “Man I can’t wait to show you my new drum kit. I hid it in the corner of the locker room so nobody would find it.”

by shaffe on Aug 31, 2010 12:20 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

ressel to brinkley:

“did you know they fill that drum with lead?”.
brinkley to ressel: “he’s still a pu*sy. i’m way stronger than that”.

OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys. -Harry Dunne

by threadkiller on Aug 31, 2010 12:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Ressel- The best part about that kick.. .I wasn’t even looking at the ball. Mangino’s belly was mesmorizing me.
Brinkley: Glad to know I wasn’t the only one who noticed that.

by Thomas Kyle Hanrahan on Aug 31, 2010 12:39 PM CDT reply actions  

A shot from the new movie Grant: From Make-A-Wish to granting Mizzou's wishes

In theaters this winter.

"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

by Transmogrified Tiger on Aug 31, 2010 12:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Hurry Stupid Smile Time

Maybe no one will notice Gachkar stealing the drum…
Dude he carries it for his girl friend
I wish we had girl friends

by coinaster on Aug 31, 2010 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

That's not Gachkar

Gachkar is #6, but he’s also white.

by Andy--01 on Aug 31, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

oops

well, I screwed that one up as well.

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 31, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

X

Ressel: Did you see that?
Brinkley: Yeah. That was totally tits.
Ressel: Yeah it was wasn’t it. Hey, Gachkar carry the drum for me, it’s time for a sweet power ballad next to our fans.
Brinkley: Why is that Grant? I think you’ve got all the fans you need after that kick.
Ressel: Nah. But two minutes into “To Be With You” is gonna seal the deal. SEAL. THE. DEAL. You know what I mean?
 Brinkley: I know whach ya mean.
(internal monologue, voice by Hugh Downs) Brinkley: I had just watched a good friend kick perhaps the most influential points in our short sports careers to date, but none of us were prepared for the glory that was the first chorus line of that song .

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 31, 2010 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

classic #6 mistake.

/The Hangover

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 31, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah the #6, awesome.

In The Hangover, it was the wrong Doug part I was referencing. Mentioning it was a classic mistake.

(though it really isn’t)

Go to 1:21 of the clip. I apologize for my obtuse references. I tend to explain my jokes in person as well.
classic mixup

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 31, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

"History Awaits?..........(snarf)"

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Aug 31, 2010 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Brinkley- WOW DID YOU SEE THAT SNAP!?!?!?

Oh yeah your kick was good to I guess.

Great Odin's Raven I love Mike "The Predator" Dixon!

by pinkelposse on Aug 31, 2010 4:06 PM CDT reply actions  

too

Great Odin's Raven I love Mike "The Predator" Dixon!

by pinkelposse on Aug 31, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

In order to avoid eligibility issues

Landry Clarke was forced to change his number to 95 before suiting up for Mizzou during the 2009 season.

by Andy--01 on Aug 31, 2010 4:08 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Overwhelmed by the afterglow of victory, Mizzou players fail hard in the the post-victory looting, plundering, and ravishing department.

(it’s not plundering when you grab our own stuff… It’s not ravishing when…)

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Aug 31, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

that reminds me

of what is most important in life

can you answer this riddle?

Finds MvP RoC to be a stellar individual

by Ausgiano on Aug 31, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

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