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Live Thread: Mizzou vs. Illinois

Mizzou Gameday in St. Louis, Missouri:


Photo courtesy stlsports.org

Who: Missouri Tigers (0-0) vs. Illinois Fighting Illini (0-0)
Where: Edward Jones Dome (Capacity 66,965)
When: 11:40 a.m. CST
Line: Missouri by 11.5

 

 

VS.

 

Radio: Tiger Radio Network (Mike "To The House" Kelly, John Kadlec, Chris Gervino)
TV: Fox Sports Net (Joel Meyers, Dave Lapham, Jim Knox)
Weather: N/A
Online trackers: CSTVESPN
Game Notes: 
Missouri | Illinois

From Rock M Nation: BTBS Offense | BTBS Defense
From SB Nation Kansas City: RPT's Game Preview
Illinois on SB Nation: 
Hail to the Orange

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Gold pants?

We do get the seven point swing.

Making you feel old since 9/26/09

by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 11:02 AM CDT reply actions  

Black pants

and black tops

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Sep 4, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bringing it

from the press box.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Sep 4, 2010 11:03 AM CDT reply actions  

Nice dude

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Sep 4, 2010 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Welp

Nobody wants to start 0-1, so let’s try and not do that

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!

by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 11:04 AM CDT reply actions  

deep linsights. I like it.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Sep 4, 2010 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just squealed like a little girl!

LIVE THREAD! FOOTBALL!

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 11:05 AM CDT reply actions  

The return

of the soothing sounds of the dynamic duo. God, I hate these games at the ass-crack of dawn.

by CPC on Sep 4, 2010 11:07 AM CDT reply actions  

LOL

botched snap leads to a Florida fumble and Miami (OH) recovers just outside the Florida 20 yard line.

by CPC on Sep 4, 2010 11:11 AM CDT reply actions  

OK everyone, let's do the KU clap song!

Clap-123-Clap-123-Clap1-Clap1-Clap123

by Gaknar on Sep 4, 2010 11:17 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

clapclap… clap… 9 12, clapclap… 28 59 13… clap…34 88 14-clapclapclapclap

Yay fuxing up the KU clap song

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Sep 4, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

and honestly, I thought the KU clap involved more in the way of dripping and blood tests

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Sep 4, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I can't rec this enough

Making you feel old since 9/26/09

by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

umm

kirk herbstreit picked the Illini to win

WHAT THE HELL

by Tom T on Sep 4, 2010 11:19 AM CDT reply actions  

He makes a good defense. Illinois had a good shot to win the last 5 years and lost. Now they have no shot, which only means one thing.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

dis is how we do it n da mo!

Man upper deck on ill side is like 50-50 mu ill fans.

by The Oracle on Sep 4, 2010 11:20 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Anyone have a link?

"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin

by dcrockett17 on Sep 4, 2010 11:20 AM CDT reply actions  

MIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 11:20 AM CDT reply actions  

What is going on with Florida?

Fumbled again

Making you feel old since 9/26/09

by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 11:24 AM CDT reply actions  

If they lost to Miami (OH)…oh my god, I wouldn’t let a single Gator fan forget it for the next 10 years.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm surrounded by them....

That would be unbelievable. Not going to happen, though.

by cchstove on Sep 4, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha

my 8 yr old brother is a gator fan right now you can hear him yellin why brantley why at the tv

by Tom T on Sep 4, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

not Brantley's fault

Making you feel old since 9/26/09

by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Post Tebow...

It’s always going to be Brantley’s fault

In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard. -Theodore Roosevelt

by shmeremy on Sep 4, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

FSN has it...

on most of their channels. I know I have it on mine.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure. I’m just on Comcast though and that’s pretty normal

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

so im watching irregular tv?

i dont feel that weird…

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have it

but I have DirecTV.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

fLOLrida

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!

by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 11:24 AM CDT reply actions  

gabbert is on it

Pre game warm ups gabbert hit every pass right on the numbers. The slant is gonna burn ill today.

by The Oracle on Sep 4, 2010 11:26 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

oh wow

the nathan scheelhaase lazy eye is freaking me out! one was staring at me, the other at the reporter…

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 11:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Please no Jim Knox...

Former Mizzourah.net asshat. Have you had a glass of VICTORY WHISKEY today?

by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 11:30 AM CDT reply actions  

Shit. Just read the top of the post.

Former Mizzourah.net asshat. Have you had a glass of VICTORY WHISKEY today?

by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

GAME TIME!!!!! M I Z...

I may be drunk, but you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I'll be sober!

by OKCTiger on Sep 4, 2010 11:30 AM CDT reply actions  

Z O U!!!!!!!!

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Z-O-U!!!!!!!!!!!

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

ZOU

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!

by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

i dont get it

why is the link showing me georgia louisna lafayette

by Tom T on Sep 4, 2010 11:30 AM CDT reply actions  

Whooooooooo!!!!!!

ITS ON!!!!!!

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 11:30 AM CDT reply actions  

Shut up shut up shut up!

Start the game!!!

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 11:33 AM CDT reply actions  

ha

They’re still doing everything they can to promote this as an epic rivalry.

by Gaknar on Sep 4, 2010 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lapham looks like Donald Trump on a bender.

Former Mizzourah.net asshat. Have you had a glass of VICTORY WHISKEY today?

by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 11:33 AM CDT reply actions  

So true.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

That big guy in the booth

is kinda scary. He keeps smiling at me.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 11:34 AM CDT reply actions  

5 more minutes?

I WANT IT RIGHT NOW.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 11:36 AM CDT reply actions  

i hear ya

im just dying for the kick

by Tom T on Sep 4, 2010 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Umm

Did he just say “these tiger fans are hungry” while the shot was of a group of Illini fans?

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 11:38 AM CDT reply actions  

Hooray for miscommunication!

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!

by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh

why?

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

why not choose to receive?

worked out well the past three seasons for the tigers

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know…I just feel like it’s smarter to get the ball in the 2nd half.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

MU wins the toss and takes the ball

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Sep 4, 2010 11:40 AM CDT reply actions  

whooo

the chilly penguins are beating the nittany lions!

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 11:40 AM CDT reply actions  

Get Money

I'm tell ya like the bath tub told the toilet stool, " I get as much ass as you but I don't have to take all that shit!"
-Dolemite

by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 11:40 AM CDT reply actions  

6 consecutive years?

Making you feel old since 9/26/09

by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 11:41 AM CDT reply actions  

Well, this will kickoff my girlfriend thinking I'm an alcoholic for the next 4.5 months.

Let’s do this.

Former Mizzourah.net asshat. Have you had a glass of VICTORY WHISKEY today?

by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 11:41 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

LETS GO BOYS!

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 11:41 AM CDT reply actions  

dangerous pass

but it was to Moe!

Making you feel old since 9/26/09

by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 11:42 AM CDT reply actions  

Just woke up...

No FSN at the house…. oh radio. Love 1930’s college football.

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Sep 4, 2010 11:42 AM CDT reply actions  

Sigh

Come on, guys!

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 11:43 AM CDT reply actions  

i would say most likely

most teams script out what they are wanting to establish what they want to do out of the gate

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Need live streams! That don’t require stoooopid real player

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Sep 4, 2010 11:43 AM CDT reply actions  

well

you gotta download veetle to get it to work (I just did, and it works):

Illinois vs. Missouri

by CPC on Sep 4, 2010 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

And it’s not spyware or malware? I can’t even find a wikipedia page for it

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Sep 4, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow...that was pretty weak.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 11:43 AM CDT reply actions  

Jackson was open

Making you feel old since 9/26/09

by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 11:43 AM CDT reply actions  

Gabbert getting happy feet already?

damn…hoped he had moved past that

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 11:44 AM CDT reply actions  

Happy feet big time!

sit in the pocket and make the throw dude.

by B_W on Sep 4, 2010 11:44 AM CDT reply actions  

So, uhhh

Not a good first drive. Let’s go, defense!

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 11:44 AM CDT reply actions  

I don't know why

but I really want some Hass Avocados

Making you feel old since 9/26/09

by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 11:45 AM CDT reply actions  

hooray subliminal messages

especially ones that arent subliminal at all!

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tackle, please.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 11:45 AM CDT reply actions  

You've got to be kidding me

No live streams anywhere. Ranjangan stream leads to fricking Georgia vs. Lousianna Lafayette.

by Tohoya on Sep 4, 2010 11:45 AM CDT reply actions  

Let my up and down relationship with Carl Gettis begin

WOOOOOOOOOO GO CARL

I'm tell ya like the bath tub told the toilet stool, " I get as much ass as you but I don't have to take all that shit!"
-Dolemite

by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 11:47 AM CDT reply actions  

Would you say

Carl is getting Hot right now?

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Got to rattle this QB early

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!

by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 11:47 AM CDT reply actions  

If scheel kept that,

it would have gone a long way

Making you feel old since 9/26/09

by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 11:49 AM CDT reply actions  

hey!

they didnt get any yards that time! hooray improvement!

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 11:50 AM CDT reply actions  

hahaha

“He doesn’t have a howitzer hanging off his right shoulder or anything…”

by CPC on Sep 4, 2010 11:50 AM CDT reply actions  

This isn't the same ol' dumb Illini team so far.

Former Mizzourah.net asshat. Have you had a glass of VICTORY WHISKEY today?

by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 11:50 AM CDT reply actions  

UGHHHHHH

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 11:50 AM CDT reply actions  

not cool j smith...

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 11:51 AM CDT reply actions  

god dammit

jacquies

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 11:51 AM CDT reply actions  

Well then

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!

by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 11:51 AM CDT reply actions  

Nah

You can’t hit the QB on a false start.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 4, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

However, it is pretty loud:

from @BlumbergOTB:

Bad call on the penalty… So loud in the dome no way you could a whistle.

by CPC on Sep 4, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

i know i always have problems a whistling...

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's not something that ever happens though

Honestly I can’t even remember the last time I saw a legitimate hit on the QB on a false start.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 4, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

ALDON

Making you feel old since 9/26/09

by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 11:51 AM CDT reply actions  

That's better

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!

by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 11:52 AM CDT reply actions  

How was J. Smith

Supposed to know and stop when the flag was just thrown and its obviously loud. Gimme a break!

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 11:52 AM CDT reply actions  

weak tv commentary all morning long

There is too much to splain, lemme sum up: At the end of the day…coaches coach, players play… stay on schedule… qb manages the game…rb runs behind his pads…wr’s don’t run before catching the ball…lb’s flow to the ball… lineman get their big paws on the ball…play within yourselves…

Hope I didn’t miss too many obvious cliches.

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by ELItheICEman on Sep 4, 2010 11:52 AM CDT reply actions  

false start please?

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 11:53 AM CDT reply actions  

False start on 71 again

3 and 5 8:24

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 11:54 AM CDT reply actions  

maybe not 71

but left tackle

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

68?

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Illini Left Tackles

Think Flozell Adams is their idol

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cool. We now have Smith brothers.

Did Aldon or Jac’s brother commit?

/stupid FSN

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by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 11:55 AM CDT reply actions  

I'd never heard

Donatello, sadly its too late

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

So these DTs

are not impressing me yet

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 11:55 AM CDT reply actions  

What. The. F@$K.

So far, we look tight and they look pumped up. And the interior D line not doing much at all.

Anyone can learn how to fight. To win the battle, learn to decide where and when the battle takes place.

by ELItheICEman on Sep 4, 2010 11:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Well...you guys are decent favorites, at least in the media

And they got the nothing to lose mentality and a freshman QB trying to show off…sounds like another Illinois-Mizzou game I remember…

by 2.1 seconds left on Sep 4, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

That LT is having quite the nightmare start

Too bad no one else (in a white and black shirt) is noticing

by 2.1 seconds left on Sep 4, 2010 11:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Screw Rockhurst

and South for good measure

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 11:58 AM CDT reply actions  

I hate Rockhurst

and I haven’t cared about high school sports in about 8 years.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 11:59 AM CDT reply actions  

Every Public School'er

in KC hates Rockhurst. (If you know what’s good for you!) LOL

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Sep 4, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went to public school in JC

and they are hated there, too. They’re pretty much just douches that are hated everywhere, I think.

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

only one team wins games?

who knew these things?! thank god we have FSN announcers!

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 11:59 AM CDT reply actions  

That's deep stuff, right??

I left that out of my list of cliches earlier. Mute the tv, listen to loud, loud music when its on FSN.

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by ELItheICEman on Sep 4, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our defensive scheme is awful right now

they are running through gaping holes

It's Time.

by Jason Brynsvold on Sep 4, 2010 11:59 AM CDT reply actions  

Can we stop watching High School Football

Instead of College?

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 11:59 AM CDT reply actions  

OUR POWERS COMBINED

gain no yards

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Illinois plays on a 95 yard field.

Can’t believe you didn’t know that!

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by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are watching the game

Faster than I am. You posted that before it happened for me?

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

wish he coulda tackled him there, but I’ll take it

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll take that

I was pretty sure it was going to be 7.

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 12:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Thought that snap on 1st down was about to be awesome.

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by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...

The offense is on the field for 30 seconds and the defense is on the field for 10 minutes. I think I’ve seen this script before.

by Gaknar on Sep 4, 2010 12:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Always Sunny promo.

Great omen.

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by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

can anyone provide time score updates?

I can’t get any kind of stream, not even audio right now.

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by dcrockett17 on Sep 4, 2010 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Aren't you

on a computer?

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

for the game

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by dcrockett17 on Sep 4, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

3-0 illinois 4:43 1st qtr

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

And now...

Blaine and co need to show something, hold the ball, drive the field, and get some momentum.

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by ELItheICEman on Sep 4, 2010 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

wait wait wait....

theres ANOTHER QB playing today?!?!?!? and hes not playing for illinois?! shocking…

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

shut yo mouth

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Waters already burned the redshirt

saw him on the kick return

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

bad bad omen

A dan beebe promo.

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by ELItheICEman on Sep 4, 2010 12:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Geez!

I have to stay off this thread (I won’t) b/c you guys are like minutes ahead of me.

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

We were just giving them a false sense of confidence

and now we’re going to show up and kick some ass. Yes. Positivity?

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 12:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I have faith

in the Zooker. No one knows how to pull out the losses with good recruits quite like Ron.

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by ELItheICEman on Sep 4, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've seen better production value on local access shows.

Come on now FSN.

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by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 12:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Party on, Wayne

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Party on, Garth

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stanzi out with a leg injury

Could be bad for my second favorite team

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Not

Captain America!

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Positive yards!

HIP HIP

HOORAY!

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice throw,

nice catch

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

FIRST DOWN!!!!!

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

i was hoping for some better

pocket presence from blaine. havent seen too much of it yet

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Have we ran the ball yet?

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

THERE WE GO

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol!

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Night night, Henry. Jackson got the better of that hit.

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by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha

heard that too.

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOW

Kemp could have been gone if they didn’t grab his jersey

by jschooltiger on Sep 4, 2010 12:10 PM CDT reply actions  

FACK

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh lord

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 12:11 PM CDT reply actions  

And then that happened

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:11 PM CDT reply actions  

has this play by play announcer never watched

a mizzou game? part of what makes gabbert gabber is his wheels

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 12:11 PM CDT reply actions  

back n the day

Rem when we actually ran the ball with rbs

by The Oracle on Sep 4, 2010 12:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

next hes gonna tell us

“the team who scores the most points usually wins!” thanks john madden light!

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 12:13 PM CDT reply actions  

All signs point to panic

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:13 PM CDT reply actions  

first quarter

im frustrated…not panicked

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a panicking type of guy

But what just happened was good

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holding

whew

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Now

this is the Illini I have come to know and ….er, love, I guess

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by ELItheICEman on Sep 4, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

So Illionis

Is going to shorten the game and hope to win b/c Mizzou is out of sync. THIS IS BIG TEN FOOTBALL!

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

BRAD MADISON!!!

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Big Hit

TIGERS BALL

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by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

WE GOT IT!!!!!

And the announcers are completely and totally bummed out.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

What a hit!!

Bout freakin time

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by ELItheICEman on Sep 4, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

whooooo!!!!

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

taketaketaketake

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Hahaha these announcers are already funny

“They aren’t signaling!” no more than 2 seconds after they showed the ref pointing for Mizzou.

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by joker24 on Sep 4, 2010 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweet!

It’s because I made some good luck peanut butter-nutella toast.

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

jesus

that sounds like a purely american invention

by 2.1 seconds left on Sep 4, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds more like German invention really

They LOVE them Nutella.

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by joker24 on Sep 4, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's delicious!

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

^This...

Thanks for your persistence and hard work.

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by ELItheICEman on Sep 4, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do my best

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love Nutella.

Girlfriend just doesn’t understand.

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by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

How can a GIRL

not like Nutella?

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

hhmmmmm

I think I see what you did there.

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Must score here

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

T.J. Moe

is our Wes Welker. I love it.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

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by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

TJ MOE!!

Moe is not a freshman, not from Cincinatti, and switched quite a while ago

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

FSN

is not interested in your “facts”

by jschooltiger on Sep 4, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

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by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

HEY-OOOOOOOO

WE RAN THE BALL!

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:17 PM CDT reply actions  

If you did any pregame research on Mizzou

Wouldn’t you know immediately that that wasn’t going to be the last play of the quarter?

by 2.1 seconds left on Sep 4, 2010 12:18 PM CDT reply actions  

or that Gabbert runs with the ball

or that screens are basically our running game …

by jschooltiger on Sep 4, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate thinking the announcers are specifically biased against my team

but this is probably one of the worse cases that I’ve seen in a few years

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Well . . .

. . . better the announcers than the refs!

by countrycal on Sep 4, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Refs have missed a couple Illini false starts.

They are pretty bad too.

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by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

True . . .

. . .hopefully they are just rusty, not biased.

by countrycal on Sep 4, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh, why couldn’t we get CBS’ March Madness guys for our games? Those guys are incredible.

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by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's clear that they did at least some research on Illinois

But not knowing that the 240 pound QB with decent speed can in fact run the ball is……impressive in a bad way.

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by joker24 on Sep 4, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least it isn't

Ed Cunningham calling Mizzou fans ignorant for not knowing the QBs in our conference like last year. Zac Lee…..I think they mean Zac Robinson.

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by ELItheICEman on Sep 4, 2010 12:20 PM CDT reply actions  

THE RUNNING GAME MAKES AN APPEARANCE!

I am not committed to mocking every “we never run the ball” comment

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:21 PM CDT reply actions  

too soon

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dear Illinois,

stop being a bunch of pussies and stop laying on top of our guys to delay the game. I’m sorry that you play in the Big and Slow-10.

Love,
Us

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by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 12:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on, guys

I can only eat so much peanut butter-Nutella toast.

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 12:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Wrong. There is never enough.

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by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lapham learned a new word: Rantoul.

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by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 12:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Tungsten, too. Announcing genius.

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by ELItheICEman on Sep 4, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ressel time

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh.

This is a bad omen

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

F ME.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 12:24 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh....

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 12:24 PM CDT reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL

Thanks, Beau. Could have used you there.

by jschooltiger on Sep 4, 2010 12:24 PM CDT reply actions  

dammit all

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!

by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:24 PM CDT reply actions  

crappppppppppppppppp

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by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 12:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I am unhappy

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 12:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Can't let you fight on alone.

I’m running to the store for some Nutella.

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by ELItheICEman on Sep 4, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet

It’s on sale for $3 this week here at Hyvee in KC. Or maybe it was Price Chopper.

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

What?

I’m not used to that

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:25 PM CDT reply actions  

At least you've actually been spoiled

As opposed to everything thinking you’ve been spoiled with a QB like Juice

by 2.1 seconds left on Sep 4, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Side note: I wish Overstock.com was still sponsoring the 1st down markers.

That way the slutty looking O lady would still be on my screen.

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by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 12:25 PM CDT reply actions  

some random comment

about an “O” face

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

what the FUCK

you only missed one field goal ALL of last year and now you missed one in the first game

COME ON GRANT

by Tom T on Sep 4, 2010 12:26 PM CDT reply actions  

bad snap

and where’s our long snapper? Oh, right, suspended.

by jschooltiger on Sep 4, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

The state of this thread

Is about to devolve into hysteria and Pnkel-firing. I’m worried for our season.

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:27 PM CDT reply actions  

OMFG!!!11?!!1!11!one!

FULLBACK1

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

FULLBACK!!!11!!

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Replay clearly shows that receiver did NOT touch the ball in the endzone.

how can it be a penalty for illegal touching if he didn’t touch the ball

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by OKCTiger on Sep 4, 2010 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

he was the only tiger

who could have made the catch. if he does, its illegal touching

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ressono

With a good pursuit on the RB. That is more like it

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

PAKIBOMB!!

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Jeremy Mac....Jasper Simmons!!!

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by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

JASPER SIMMONS WOO

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

YESSSSS

!!!!!!!!

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Alright

let’s get some points fellas!!

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by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Jasper Simmons

thinks Scheelhaase looks like a freshman

I’m looking at you announcers.

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

OMG...

THEY RAN THE BALL ON FIRST DOWN1

/sarcasm

by CPC on Sep 4, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

beat me to it

Darn.

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Must. Get. First. Down.

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

whew

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Aside from the pick, it was a great play

/announcers

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah.

Is there anything they won’t dissemble?

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Moore got rocked

But kept the ball and got the conversion.

Good, very good.

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Excellent

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that what a beer truck sounds like?

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by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

TJ Moe!

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Gabbert looking very, very composed now

great dump off

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice fake on the option by Gabbert.

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by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Henry Josey is my Kendial Lawrence

he’s great in NCAA 11

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks like we're finally starting to settle down of offense and defense

but we need to finish this drive with a score now, please

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

can't happen

leaves LT uncovered.

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

right?

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

fearless prediction

I’m going to really, really like Moe this year

by jschooltiger on Sep 4, 2010 12:33 PM CDT reply actions  

TJ Moe can have my babies

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:33 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

If not for the tip,

that might have been a touchdown

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:35 PM CDT reply actions  

C'mon Ressel...

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on Ressel

suck it up

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:35 PM CDT reply actions  

there we go

now let’s get another turnover

by jschooltiger on Sep 4, 2010 12:35 PM CDT reply actions  

hey look!

POINTS!!!

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

NO TOUCHDOWN?

FIRE PINKEL

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

a FULLBACK would have scored...

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okey Dokey

Got that one miss out of your system 100% rest of the year

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by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes announcers, it did take a while

thank you for clearing that up

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

would have rather had a touchdown,

but I’ll take the points

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

0-12 to 14-0 like that.

Thanks Grant.

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by Big Head on Sep 4, 2010 12:37 PM CDT reply actions  

man ill take the points

but we have tio do something about the red zone offense

by Tom T on Sep 4, 2010 12:37 PM CDT reply actions  

That Big Italy pizza is delicious

so good…

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:37 PM CDT reply actions  

please tell me they

let you do a stuffed crust big italy

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOAH! Nice return!

/announcers

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Ouch, that hurts

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

who was the contain on that side that didn’t contain?

by CPC on Sep 4, 2010 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

#52

?

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woooo

there’s a nice hit in the backfield

by 2.1 seconds left on Sep 4, 2010 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Rip Edwards

as Jack Horner would say “that’s some name”

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by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

It's actually Kip

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

booooo

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by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

KIP, NOT RIP

Plus we had 4 defensive ends in

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Announcers

WHOA!

FALSE START!

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:48 PM CDT reply actions  

He did make a decent point afterwards....

but it really seems like he’s down on the Mizzou

by 2.1 seconds left on Sep 4, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

He actually isn't terribly biased

Its the other guy. PBP dude is just ripping on everyone.

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

true that

the other guy is awful

It's Time.

by Jason Brynsvold on Sep 4, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Shame on you, defensive linemen!"

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:49 PM CDT reply actions  

This color commentator

is such a douchebag.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 12:49 PM CDT reply actions  

argh

ned to get back in sync on offense now

by jschooltiger on Sep 4, 2010 12:49 PM CDT reply actions  

They've been moving the ball

Just stalling out

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 4, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

not to nitpick

to me, stalling out = out of sync

by jschooltiger on Sep 4, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

This half time speech

Better be Any Given Sunday -esq

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

2 minute drill time

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 12:50 PM CDT reply actions  

lets go guys

if you wanna make a statement lets make it now

by Tom T on Sep 4, 2010 12:52 PM CDT reply actions  

No kidding. He’s made like two throws when we didn’t blitz.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

*so far

red zone?

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah baby

keep moving it.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

three timeouts left too

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh my god

how do you miss that?!

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

they can make excuses

but you have to catch that

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by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh God

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 12:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Gotta say

LT Fisher got worked right there.

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:56 PM CDT reply actions  

What are you watching?

Gabbert can step up in the pocket and has all kinds of time. He panicks and runs into pressure instead.

by B_W on Sep 4, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I just watched the replay several times, the RE97 almost completely blew past Fisher and was in Gabbert’s face. He does have happy feet right now, but in that case Fisher wasn’t doing a very good job of blocking him.

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ur nutz

Fischer had him pinned. The DE released Fischer to chase Gabbert after he left the pocket.

by B_W on Sep 4, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree to disagree

But I DO agree Gabbert is getting happy feet and making the whole offense look bad.

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our OC is not smart enough

to run a QB draw and slow the end rush down like ILLINOIS is doing.

by B_W on Sep 4, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, you heard the disapproval in the announcer's voice

the one time we tried it.

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'Mon Blaine.

No more of the happy feet with a three man rush. Step up in the pocket. That’s happened too much today.

by bleigh82 on Sep 4, 2010 12:56 PM CDT reply actions  

The offensive line is trash today

and BG won’t sit in there for more than a second before running around.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 12:57 PM CDT reply actions  

o line doesnt look that bad

gabbert is making them look worse

It's Time.

by Jason Brynsvold on Sep 4, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are doing fine with what they have.

A QB that won’t step up in the pocket and an OC that’s not too good a calling running plays.

by B_W on Sep 4, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

besides Moe…

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

this

can not be stated enough

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

one drop?

I’m talking about the drop. Poor route running lack of blocking on running plays. But you can focus on the drop if u want.

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I can't believe I'm missing out

on fresh roasted peppers for this crap.

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by sirensofsilence on Sep 4, 2010 12:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Scheelhaas has attempted like what 3 passes?

by a.Fan on Sep 4, 2010 12:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I swear we’re playing Navy right now.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

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by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we were

we’d at least have a touchdown by now

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by shmeremy on Sep 4, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats ridiculous

by a.Fan on Sep 4, 2010 1:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Ron Zook and Bruce Weber:

Two of the most uninspiring sounding coaches I’ve ever heard

by 2.1 seconds left on Sep 4, 2010 1:02 PM CDT reply actions  

BUT

At least Weber can coach his sport…somewhat

by 2.1 seconds left on Sep 4, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

F this.

What the hell are we doing?

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

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by Scott Coleman on Sep 4, 2010 1:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, that figures.

We deserve to be losing though. Gonna have to grind it out in the second half to pull this one out.

by bleigh82 on Sep 4, 2010 1:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Attention defense:

This QB likes to run. As in, all the time.

by 2.1 seconds left on Sep 4, 2010 1:03 PM CDT reply actions  

what

you bhave to be fucking kidding me that kid has got a rocket of a leg

by Tom T on Sep 4, 2010 1:03 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

A howitzer

hanging off his leg sounds …wrong.

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn right Hamm

MIZ

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by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 1:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Makes me laugh every time.

Z O U…forever. Don Draper you’re a bad man.

by bleigh82 on Sep 4, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Missed most of the first half

seems like a classic case of just having no film on a talented young QB. We’re pushing buttons trying to figure out what works. In the meantime, WTF Gabs? Be more good.

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by dcrockett17 on Sep 4, 2010 1:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree with this

Defense needs to figure out how to spy over halftime though

by 2.1 seconds left on Sep 4, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

we need to load up the box and make him beat us with his arm

cause he has shown thus far that he can’t stand in the pocket and throw

It's Time.

by Jason Brynsvold on Sep 4, 2010 1:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I think they should have the ends do contain a bit more instead of rushing

At least until they prove they are willing to sit back and pass. Right now the rush isn’t helping too much

by 2.1 seconds left on Sep 4, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking that too.

Stop giving up the edge so much…he is quick enough to get to the outside every time.

by bleigh82 on Sep 4, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is legit

dude is not a drop back passer, they are running the pistol option with play action pass, not a lot of sacks gonna happen traditionally. Containing the QB/Pitchman will force them up the middle/pass.

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Emotion and Leadership

Where is our emotion and leadership. I hope someone tells our boys that wins aren’t just given in the NCAA, we have to want it and earn them. Right now the Illini Want it more.

by Thomas Kyle Hanrahan on Sep 4, 2010 1:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Positives:

1. Henry Josey has some nice speed to the outside.
2. Aldon Smith is also speedy – just wish he wasn’t having to be the one running down the QB or RB everytime.
3. Defense was not totally inept.

Overall this seems alot like the bowling green game mixed with the Navy game from last year. The power formation I keep seeing from UI looks alot like Navy, and that option read is hard for us to defend. Hopefully Gabbert and company come out and dominate late like Bowling green instead of deciding to pack it in as they did against Navy.

by jm_norm on Sep 4, 2010 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

ya see what ya did d wash

why why why did you ghhave to be so stupid

by Tom T on Sep 4, 2010 1:21 PM CDT reply actions  

oh

“we gon fine him”

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

is it just me

or is the left side of Illinois O-Line STILL moving early?

by CPC on Sep 4, 2010 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

sure seemed like it

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by Mizzoufarmer on Sep 4, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aldon!

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

you beat me to it

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by Mizzoufarmer on Sep 4, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

ALDON

SMITH!

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

point – you

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Overall defense has been fine

we really need to execute on offense this time around

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by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

That's More Like It

Big Sack by Mr. Smith

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by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

The management regrets to inform you that...

…the man responsible for 10 Illinois points has been sacked.

by Gaknar on Sep 4, 2010 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Egnew

looks like a player

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by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 1:29 PM CDT reply actions  

"No one is getting cut in half"?

thankfully

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

What hands

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by Mizzoufarmer on Sep 4, 2010 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Do Egnew and Moe

have all our catches I know Kemp dropped one

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by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Kendial looking good

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 1:31 PM CDT reply actions  

about a foot lower and it's a touchdown

or if Denario is the receiver it’s a touchdown

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

My head is spinning

Don’t tell me we actually made adjustments at the half?

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by shmeremy on Sep 4, 2010 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

I see your avatar,

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!!!

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think solidpit may have seniority on this one.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Sep 4, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kepping Illinois honest

allows the offense to work

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by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

zz

Watching on a very fuzzy, laggy feed that breaks up constantly (v. frustrating), but this SOUNDS like an away game. If there are big cheers it’s usually something terrible.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Sep 4, 2010 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

No, not Wes Kemp

Check that, Washington at 6’4", he went to the tall guy.

Um. Kemp is 6’4"

/Announcersmuted

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by rhansom on Sep 4, 2010 1:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Big 3rd dwown

We need a touchdown

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by Mizzoufarmer on Sep 4, 2010 1:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I kinda feel like this is 4 down territory

not because of the score but because we need to flip field position, get IU backed up… in the worst case scenario obviously.

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by dcrockett17 on Sep 4, 2010 1:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Florida has 26 yards total on offense

vs Miami of OH at home

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

in what kwartur?

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by Wan Ihite on Sep 4, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

4th

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

ZMax....

….looks like a new alcohol.

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by achillbreeze on Sep 4, 2010 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

BOOM!!!

Swingin' my grammar like the hammer of the mighty Thor.

by achillbreeze on Sep 4, 2010 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

sweet!

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by dcrockett17 on Sep 4, 2010 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

TJ MOE

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by solidpit on Sep 4, 2010 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Touch Down Moe

GET MONEY KID

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by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

of course, Gabs, once again...

kinda created his own pressure

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by dcrockett17 on Sep 4, 2010 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

oh hey TJ Moe!

I iz in your endzonez, katching all kindz o tuchdownz

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Sep 4, 2010 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Finally

Back in business.

In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard. -Theodore Roosevelt

by shmeremy on Sep 4, 2010 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

perfect

I'm tell ya like the bath tub told the toilet stool, " I get as much ass as you but I don't have to take all that shit!"
-Dolemite

by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

We REALLY need to back them up now

good coverage here is a must when the other team is playing keep away

"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin

by dcrockett17 on Sep 4, 2010 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Now scheelhaase gets to feel a little more pressure to perform

And hopefully doesn’t get to see gaping wide holes ahead of him

by 2.1 seconds left on Sep 4, 2010 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Heckuva catch on that one

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!

by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 1:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Just saw...

…Saunders walking that hair of his around. That is impressive.

Swingin' my grammar like the hammer of the mighty Thor.

by achillbreeze on Sep 4, 2010 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

so we've got Moe on the team

and Side Show Bob’s hair on the sideline

I'm tell ya like the bath tub told the toilet stool, " I get as much ass as you but I don't have to take all that shit!"
-Dolemite

by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Swingin' my grammar like the hammer of the mighty Thor.

by achillbreeze on Sep 4, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pressure!!!!!

Swingin' my grammar like the hammer of the mighty Thor.

by achillbreeze on Sep 4, 2010 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!

by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Still in the box

He was still in the tackle box.

In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard. -Theodore Roosevelt

by shmeremy on Sep 4, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

They claimed he had a receiver "in the area"

Although that guy was 12 yards away from the ball

by cchstove on Sep 4, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

I heard that too, def not a receiver anywhere close but he was just barely still in the pocket

In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard. -Theodore Roosevelt

by shmeremy on Sep 4, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

hit post too quick

so Im guessing they just gave him the benefit of the doubt since it was so lcose.

In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard. -Theodore Roosevelt

by shmeremy on Sep 4, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice, nice, nice

"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin

by dcrockett17 on Sep 4, 2010 1:43 PM CDT reply actions  

The Tigers...

…seem to have made some second half adjustments. I thought Gary Pinkel didn’t do that?

KEEP IT UP D!

by Gaknar on Sep 4, 2010 1:43 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm gonna take credit...

…for the play this half…I just put on my MU hat.

Swingin' my grammar like the hammer of the mighty Thor.

by achillbreeze on Sep 4, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes...

…good or bad.

Swingin' my grammar like the hammer of the mighty Thor.

by achillbreeze on Sep 4, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huge confidence boosters all around

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!

by ratherfantastic on Sep 4, 2010 1:43 PM CDT reply actions  

3 and Out

Just like you draw it up

I'm tell ya like the bath tub told the toilet stool, " I get as much ass as you but I don't have to take all that shit!"
-Dolemite

by tiemmel on Sep 4, 2010 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Jeff Demps just scored from 72 yards

Making you feel old since 9/26/09

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