Today, we're thrilled to present a submission from our guest poster, Ron Swanson. Take it away, Ron.

Hello, my name is Ron Swanson, and you may recognize me as the burly gentleman from the NBC documentary on the Parks Department in the town of Pawnee, Indiana. Most recently, you may have seen me coaching in a youth basketball league and instilling the lessons of the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness in America's next generation.

Recently, I was approached by the fine young gentlemen (and Bill) of this here weblog and asked to create a Pyramid of Greatness particular to your institution of higher learning. And in my effort to minimize the amount of work I do for the city of Pawnee, I was happy to oblige. Below, I present to you, the Swanson Pyramid of Mizzou Greatness. Thank you, and God Bless America.

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