#Mizzou announces that Blaine Gabbert is entering the 2011 NFL draft
So says Dave Matter. React accordingly. Oh, me? I'll be over here sobbing into a burlap doll with a tiny black No. 11 jersey on it and long flowing locks of blonde-ish hair.
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Make me post it again, will ya?
Okay.

"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Jan 3, 2011 2:49 PM CST reply actions
Thats okay.
Gabbert was never made for this system and Franklin is a better qb anyway.
/DontActuallyBelieveItButMaybeWillHelpWithGrievingProcess
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Blaine deserves our thanks and support
He played his ass off for Mizzou, he gave it everything he had and he was a True Son.
Thanks for the memories, Blaine, and good luck in the NFL!
by ZouDave on Jan 3, 2011 2:53 PM CST reply actions 9 recs
Yep.
I’m not mad. I’m just selfish and sad for me.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Absolutely.
I’ll miss having him here, and I wish he were staying, but I’ll always proudly say “Blaine Gabbert FROM….MIZZOU!” when I see him in the NFL.
We’ll reload at QB, like we have every single year under Pinkel. Not worried. At least we know what we have going into Spring ball, so the Spring just got way more interesting.
by ZouDave on Jan 3, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Rek dat
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
I hope he does well in the pros
But I’ll miss him. His hair really went well with Yost’s hair.
by ratherfantastic on Jan 3, 2011 2:53 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
So 2 of Franklins first 4 starts next year...
Will be at Arizona St, and at Oklahoma. Yowser.
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we also have Berkstresser coming in from Lee's Summit High School
He’s one hell of a quarterback I’ve seen him play a few games
He won't be here for spring ball...
And I would be shocked if in a month of practices he can win the starting job from Franklin who will have been here for a year and a half and played in some real games.
Annoying You Since 1986
Absolutely.
2011
Franklin (So.)
Gabbert (RSFr.)
Glaser (So.)
Berkstresser (Fr.)
2012
Franklin (Jr.)
Gabbert (So.)
Glaser (Jr.)
Berkstresser (RSFr.)
Hopefully Mauk/Kiel (Fr.)
2013
Franklin (Sr.)
Gabbert (Jr.)
Glaser (Sr.)
Berkstresser (So.)
Mauk/Kiel (RSFr.)
2014
Gabbert (Sr.)
Berkstresser (Jr.)
Mauk/Kiel (So.)
No way in hell do they all stay, you have to figure, but regardless…
gee Bill...
by your logic, you and Ross need to procreate so that there’s someone to run this here site then.
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Don't worry.
We’re all banking on Baby Beef.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I wonder if Chase's hypothetical kid...
… would get front-page, above-the-fold coverage in the Missourian like the girlfriend did.
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by RPT on Jan 3, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
Page view journalism!
Is CoMoTMZ.com still available for Missourian expansion?
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by RPT on Jan 3, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
People like stuff
it may not always be what the editors like, but do you really want to argue that what (managing editor name redacted) wants is always best for the city?
You know...
… I love giving yall a hard time about that particular story, as did nearly anyone even remotely connected to the J-School.
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by RPT on Jan 3, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
It wasn't the best story we've ever run
but people read it. Isn’t that part of the point of being, you know, a mass medium?
Look, I mostly work with the magazine anymore. I cringe a little when I think about our most-read story this summer. But if people liked it, and people reading it pay our bills …
There are two sides to this debate.
I side more with RPT’s view — that it was pretty blatantly, obnoxiously opportunistic and (gulp) petty — but there’s no denying that it was effective.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Meh.
Someone had the idea, we wrote it, and stuff happened.
It didn’t destroy journalism (as the Mizzou Mafia list would have it), it wasn’t the best story we ever wrote, but people clearly loved the (stuff) out of it.
I would much rather write one story a month that has people that up in arms than another “city council tables everything” story every two weeks.
Of course both are important, but the first doesn’t cancel out the second.
Ok, i missed it/this story I guess...
can someone tell me at least something to Google to find this?
BAHAHAHAHAHA...
O wowzers…o Chase, you women slayer you.
by EveryTrueSon on Jan 3, 2011 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
the one to look out for...
Me. I didn’t use any eligibility in college, so I think I’ll give it a go.
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Funny enough
I nearly tried walking on as a WR in 1999 and very possibly could have seen playing time with so many injuries that year. Instead, I went in the Marines.
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by CPC on Jan 3, 2011 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
i dont see why he wouldn't
It's Time.
by Jason Brynsvold on Jan 3, 2011 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
I hope that Gabbert and Glaser challenge the hell out of him...
…but yeah, he’s got to be considered the heavy favorite.
I don't
Hopefully Franklin dusts them in Spring ball and then gets as many 1st team reps as humanly possible before Miami.
"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Jan 3, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Hopefully, They push each other very hard
and no matter who comes out on top they are all the better for it!
Drat
Oh well, here’s hoping for success at the NFL level. He’s a good kid and he should cash in while he can.
Now if Aldon Smith leaves too, I’m going to kill someone.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
BUT...
just think about what it means that, once again, we’ll hear “Missouri” called as the school for a first round pick. Possibly twice if Aldon also leaves.
Ziggy
Maclin
Spoon
Gabbert
Four years in a row we’ll put a guy in the 1st round. That’s really, REALLY, hard to do. The 2008-2011 1st rounds consist of 128 picks, and Missouri players will make up a minimum of 3% of those picks. Considering Missouri is 0.8% of Div 1 football, it’s a pretty tall order.
Four years in a row?
That wouldn’t even make front page news at A&M.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
by Gaknar on Jan 3, 2011 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
I thought they just went ahead
And put all the A&M players in the NFL in the same conference, so they don’t embarrass everyone else in the league.
That is what the A in AFC stands for, right?
by Cheeseandcorn on Jan 3, 2011 5:07 PM CST up reply actions
ZING!
"This looks like it could be gravy."
-Carl the Groundskeeper, Caddyshack
by MissouriMarine on Jan 3, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
Who was the 1st rounder in 08?
Maclin and Ziggy were both 09 first rounders. Spoon in 10.
motherfucker
why did I prematurely graduate Ziggy Hood?
My percentages are still technically accurate, but misleadingly stupid.
We will now have a minimum of 4 first-rounders in 3 years. So 4% of the first round picks coming from 0.8% of the schools. There.
Dammit.
i was looking forward to a Big 12 crown next year with blaine at the helm
will be a lot tougher with a first time starter QB, even though i do love me some james franklin
It's Time.
GABBERT HATERS....
Ya’ll got what you want. Sigh.
Great for BG. Deep breath for the Tiger Faithful.
Bet me!
Whenever Kemp catches a ball,
I say, “De Smet alum Wes Kemp!” It’s gotten so my gf and family text this to me every game after his first catch.
Though I don’t watch the NFL as closely as college, I say, “Mizzou alum Jeremy Maclin/Danario Alexander/Brad Smith!” when they make plays, too (though more quietly with Maclin, as the gf’s a Redskins fan). And I will proudly do the same next year for Mizzou Alum Blaine Gabbert.
Best of luck to the guy who, as BillC noted earlier, will make it another in the streak of consecutive years with a Mizzou first round draft pick.
DESMET!!!
I’m in my 2nd semester of my senior year right now… I remember freshmen year when he played there… good times…
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
desmet sucks.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 3, 2011 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
exactly.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 3, 2011 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
But DeSmet, while as a whole, might suck because it's high school
Relative to its peers, it’s a pretty damn good school
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
Giggle.
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by RPT on Jan 3, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
What?
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"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on Jan 3, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I can say, without equivocation...
…that my high school is undefeated against yours, and yours is winless against mine.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 3, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
Rec'd.
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by RPT on Jan 3, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
multiple state championships in the sports that matter.
and the fact that you’re no better off than i and spent (or your parents did, more accurately) upwards of 50 grand more than i did to go to high school.
nothing against you personally, you seem like a great guy, but i just hate how private school kids feel like they deserve everything.
/conversation not appropriate for this site
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 3, 2011 6:24 PM CST up reply actions
a guy that just "f-you"
seems like a great guy? i hope you die in a fiery crash, then. :-)
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/said/
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he posts at other blogs i frequent.
he’s a good seed. the “fuck you” comment is out of character, though still inappropriate. sounds just like a private schooled kid, however ;)
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 3, 2011 6:36 PM CST up reply actions
i guess you went to a public school
It’s probably right around 50 grand though…
nothing against you personally, you seem like a great guy, but i just hate how private school kids feel like they deserve everything.
must have had some bad experiences with private school kids cause this isn’t really a prevailing opinion (although I’ll look out for it in the future)…
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
There certainly was a sense of entitlement from most of the private school kids I met at Mizzou
though, it wasn’t any different than the relatively wealthy public school kids I met.
On the whole, the people I met from SLU were very down to Earth (I still have several close friends whom I – or my wife – met at Mizzou who went to SLU), and the ones I met who went to DeSmet were (very nearly ALL of them) very obnoxious about the supposed superiority of the education they received and were very happy to talk very condescendingly about every other school and the students of said schools.
So… I don’t have a lot of love for DeSmet, and by extension, many public school kids. In my experience, they need to be knocked down several notches before they’re tolerable to be around. That’s not to say I don’t give them, or you – as the case may be – the benefit of the doubt. I’m just not surprised when they (more often than not) meet my low expectations.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
Sorry, SLUH, not SLU
I’ve only known a handful of SLU Alumni, and most of them I knew before they went to SLU.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
i agree with all of your points.
and yes, stlcardsfan4, i did attend public school. and i realize the 50 grand figure is accurate.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 3, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
the way you described DeSmet sounds like what people today say about CBC
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
i HAAAAAAAAATE CBC
i get a sense of entitlement from almost every private school (SLUH and vianney are generally okay about it, but still) but CBC is the very, very, very, very worst. i have friends from each of the other four MCC schools. none from CBC. they suck.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 3, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
CBC!
Christian Broseph College! Everyone I know who goes there has a strong affinity for backwards, distressed caps, Gamecube, and listening to “Dave.”
"He's the straw that makes the drink go."
by Thelonious Dunk on Jan 3, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
uh... well... uh...
I reserve the right to say DeSmet is a pretty good program that is a good bet to make it to Semis most years and leave it at that
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
I bear no ill will towards DeSmet
I just remember that incredible smackdown Blue Springs laid down upon the Spartans.
Making you feel old since 9/26/09
Too bad I'm not a junior...
But I’ll do my best to influence him to go to Mizzou, but there’s only so much I can do…
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
Positivity:
Mizzou just went from “Alright, They Better Show They Can Hang With OU and Texas This Year” pick, to the absolute dark-horse sexy pick.
That’s right: Mizzou just got sexier.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
TOO MUCH SEXY.
Though that sound you hear is the national media jumping off the bandwagon and dropping Mizzou from No. 14ish to No. 25ish.
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by RPT on Jan 3, 2011 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
Everyone just prepare to read this in about six months:
Also receiving votes: Missouri…
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on Jan 3, 2011 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Yep.
Between the loss to Iowa, the Gabbert departure, and what I view as an inevitable Agent Smith departure, Mizzou has an opportunity to be silly underrated, the likes of which we haven’t seen since a certain 2007 season.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Thank you, Blaine.
Remember two years ago when everyone in the country expected Mizzou to become irrelevant again following the departure of Chase Daniel? Remember how people thought Missouri would struggle for bowl eligibility?
Yeah, there were greater goals that may not have been accomplished. But 18 wins and keeping this sucker going in the right direction is more than I could have reasonably asked.
All the best in the NFL, Blaine. Make us proud…. still.
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by RPT on Jan 3, 2011 3:05 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
All I can say is...
With the most likely teams for him being Zona and San Fran….It’s going to be strange rooting for Bradford to beat him down for the next 10 years.
Annoying You Since 1986
at the same time...
it’s a nice problem to have. YEARS AND YEARS of there not being anyone of major consequence in the NFL from Mizzou, and now we’ve got half the teams in the playoffs this year sporting a Mizzou player and many of those players are starters.
That..
And our last 3 qb’s are a star for the jets, the top backup on the super bowl champs, and a possible top 5 draft pick. Thats crazy.
Annoying You Since 1986
it's what Pinkel (basically) promised when he got to Mizzou.
He said we’d always have a QB. We have. And with Franklin, Glaser, Gabbert the 2nd and Berkstresser in the bullpen I have full confidence. Glaser has been here since January of 2009. Franklin and G2 have been here since January of 2010. Is Berkstresser enrolling early, too? Either way, we have a QB in our system right now that knows our system, knows how we do things and will win the starting job. That QB still has Moe and Egnew to throw to, and they catch everything. He still has Moore, Lawrence and Josey to hand the ball to. He has one of the most experienced offensive lines in the country ready to block for him. He’s got Jerrell Jackson, he’s got Wes Kemp, and he’s got this young corps of receivers DYING to make a name for themselves. He’ll have the best kicker in the conference at his disposal. He’ll have a defense sporting one of the best front sevens in the conference (despite the impending departure of Aldon Smith).
Our next QB doesn’t have to be the man. He might be anyway, but he doesn’t have to be. That’s a really, really nice feeling.
by ZouDave on Jan 3, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yep.
The entire city of Lincoln is glaring at us right now, and has been since…well, since a long time ago.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Mizzou as the sexiest sexy pick that was ever sexy...
…is going to be my offseason meme.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on Jan 3, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe "meme" was the wrong word.
It’ll be the narrative that I push all offseason.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Noted for future reference.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
oh that wasn't a criticism.
i felt the urge to repeat the phrase so i think it might have worked.
and there are few things i like better than rooting for an under-appreciated team. sexy indeed!
Great way to put it.
But no, Corbin will not be here early.
Annoying You Since 1986
I didn't forget about him...
just am still not sure he features in the run-game much next year. Not with those other 3 guys already getting more work and they’re ALL back.
NOTHING against Murphy, I just still think he’s #4 among RBs.
I will be happy if he lands anywhere but the purple people eaters.
Da Bears!
Cheering on MIZZOU from the other side of the world.
I concur.
I’d love to see the Vikes make a deal and land Blaine.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Worst idea ever
I don’t want to see the NFC North d-lines toss him around.
Cheering on MIZZOU from the other side of the world.
yes...
I like Blaine, but I like the Bears more…and Peppers would eat him alive.
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Seen that show before.
It wasn’t pretty, excluding the mesmerizing monsoon.
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by RPT on Jan 3, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
It's like when your stuck on an active runway and they won't let you get up to go to the bathroom
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jan 3, 2011 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
McShay had him #5 today
I think Buffalo likes Fitzpatrick…for whatever that is worth
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The mocks this time of the year are ridiculously QB-centric
I love Blaine, but I bet it’ll end up Luck, then a gap, and then beauty will be in the eye of the beholder.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
With Bradford's and Ryan's immediate (and relative) success, though...
…one does have to figure that the often-too-high drafting of QBs will continue, however, especially considering how many of the league’s worst teams currently have bad (or worse, or in Cincinnati’s case, decrepit) QBs.
Bummer.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
This is a sorta pisser
Part of me knew Blaine was gonna go…part of me wanted to crush everyone next year, then get crushed when all the offense and defense went pro after winning it all.
I do, however, feel that QB races in spring and summer ball make for a better team. I, for one, will state this: In Franklin We Trust.
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Congratulations Blaine!
I hope he goes in the Top 10. I’ve heard some rumors he could go VERY high.
Let the Franklin era begin!
Let the Franklin era begin with cries for Tyler Gabbert after Franklins first int.
All the best to Blaine, you don’t see a QB with his measurables in college that often, and certainly not at Mizzou. We’ve been lucky, dispite what some have thought.
Might be a good thing for the defense knowing they can’t rely on the Offense to bail them out. Fully expect Aldon to leave now, I love watching him play, but this does put us back into our comfortable “everyone doubts us” mode which has worked out so far.
BRING IN BERKSTRESSER
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
by Gaknar on Jan 3, 2011 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Only a matter of time.... hehe.
Rec’d
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Jan 3, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
As a selfish fan of Mizzou, this kind of sucks...
But as most people have stated, all the best to him in the nfl and beyond. I’m just glad we got to watch him sling the ball around for two years. I would say both parties have benefited a great deal from him coming to Mizzou. He’s a first round draft pick and Mizzou keeps heading up the food chain.
Now that it's unprovable, it's official:
We would have gone undefeated and won the national title in 2011 with him.
by Bill C. on Jan 3, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
I think we might have won a World Cup and converted Europe to real football.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
I think so, Brain, but why would Europeans want to play Australian Rules Football?
Narf.
Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!
by Dutch Missourian on Jan 4, 2011 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
The folks over at PowerMizzou...
Say that its looking more and more likely that this won’t be the last bittersweet announcement we hear in the near future.
Annoying You Since 1986
But....but....but....but...
BLAIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEE….WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I think, therefore, I am, an Antler
Franklin seems like the perfect kind of player to step in and perform well right away
he’s got a great head on his shoulders. Sure, there will be some obvious growing pains, but I’m excited for him.
It's Time.
not sure this will help us with the recruitment
Of neal or dorial, but as far as the system goes, it might be a more snug fit.
by rockthenation on Jan 3, 2011 3:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Neal and Green-Beckham wouldn't have been around to catch passes from BG anyway.
If anything, it will show them that whoever throws them passes in 2012 will have a year of starting experience under their belts. As long as the starter in 2011 isn’t terrible, it might help. At least, it won’t hurt.
Underdogs once more!
I’m too excited to be sad.
Plus it’s basketball season.
Plus plus now it should be slightly less unbearable to listen to the endless NFL draft talk that will consume ESPN in April.
Good luck Blaine
Your golden locks and massive biceps and quads will be missed by this Tiger fan.
TIGERS!!!
by tigers and chiefs fan on Jan 3, 2011 3:19 PM CST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
I'm really not digging this news.
Screw you Mel Kiper Jr., for learning what Mizzou fans already knew about Blaine Gabbert.
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He has intangibles?
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
THE MOTOR ON THIS KID IS INCREDIBLE.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I wouldn't have picked him that high.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
Mel doesn't have him in his first round.
Its McShay that loves him
Annoying You Since 1986
He's got wingspan!
And ridiculous upside!
"He's the straw that makes the drink go."
by Thelonious Dunk on Jan 3, 2011 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
I'm stoked for that Pinkel series.
It’s like the bag of frozen peas I put on my testicles after they got kicked with the Gabbert news.
by JL21 on Jan 3, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Strangest yet Most Appropriate metaphor I've seen in some time.
Annoying You Since 1986
Instead...
…he’ll have to settle for millions of dollars.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on Jan 3, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
In one respect this is good for the program
They have demonstrated that even with the system, you can still go in the 1st round as a QB (assuming that’s where he’s going). That’s one less recruiting bullshit other coaches can use.
Not afraid to nitpick
...dolphins...dolphins...dolphins...
Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
The good news...
We have two damn good backups. I don’t know much about lil’ Gabbert, but his last name points towards “talented”.
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Will he be Good Ash or Bad Ash?
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by Ausgiano on Jan 3, 2011 3:44 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I hereby move
that if Ashton becomes our starting QB, an Evil Dead/Army of Darkness meme must be maintained for the entire season, if not his entire (remaining) career as a tiger.
Maybe for good reason, he had an incredible head start on everyone else and didn't do anything with it.
not really fair to say he didn't do anything with it.
He came in January of 2009, a year behind Blaine Gabbert. He wasn’t going to supplant Blaine Gabbert as Daniel’s replacement; nobody was. So he redshirted.
This year he lost a battle for the #2 spot with a very highly rated player in James Franklin. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that. Franklin seemed like a guy that would come in more prepared having played very successfully in very high level Texas HS football, those players typically are more prepared for college than others.
Glaser drew a lot of praise from Gabe DeArmond and Dave Matter in fall camp, and Tyler Gabbert seems to be stealing Gabe’s attention coming out of the bowl practices. But I think people are forgetting about Glaser and that he does have some skills and has been around the program. I’m just saying he’s yet another quality backup we have that may not win the starting spot but provides us EXCELLENT depth and could play if called upon.
As I said yesterday...
…the ceiling is just as high for 2011, but the certainty is a bit lower.
But hey…where’s the fun in certainty?
Anytime you have a new starting quarterback....
The floor is a whole lot lower. This team could finish anywhere from 12-0 to 7-5.
Annoying You Since 1986
Will it be in color this year?
Annoying You Since 1986
ahahahahahaha
after the spring game I got his autograph only because of his ridiculous jew-fro, and he actually said “this is the first one of these anyone’s ever asked me to sign”. It was I felt nice for doing it, but man was it hilarious.

You don't have to come and confess, we lookin' for you, we gon' find you, we gon' find you. So you can run and tell that, Homeboy.
Ahem.

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Maybe you will get the bump from "And More" this year.
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I'll begin mocking this up immediately.
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by RPT on Jan 3, 2011 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
there will be lots of new coaches in the nfl next year
Coaches always want “their guy”. Where does the Gabbert land? I feel strongly about San Fran.
by rockthenation on Jan 3, 2011 3:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I can't believe that Harbaugh would turn down that job.
"He's the straw that makes the drink go."
by Thelonious Dunk on Jan 3, 2011 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
NOT San Francisco...
They already drafted a spread quarterback in the first round, and we all know how well that went. Remember Alex Smith anyone?
Are you suggesting Blaine Gabbert is Alex Smith?
You sir are confusing things. I would love for San Fran to draft Gabbert. Gabbert is a prototypical pro quarterback who just happened to play in a spread system.
I think Matt Stafford and Blaine Gabbert have a lot of similarities. Giant cannons for arms, big build, etc.
by mizzousundevil on Jan 4, 2011 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
Congrats to Blaine and good luck at the next level.
It stings right now, but it will be exciting seeing a new QB lead the Tigers next year.
He hit it good. He hit it good.
Gabe is lining up behind Gabbert II
If matter can get behind Franklin, perhaps a journalist war could ensue.
Finds MvP RoC to be a stellar individual
The most important question now is...
What will be awarded for photo caption contests instead of Blaineys?
Although we probably could still use Blaineys
even though the value is skyrocketing.
Congrats to everyone who has won some. Hope you didn’t blow it all on Four LOKO.
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
Will you be accepting them as payment for the 2011 mag?
Annoying You Since 1986
We need to return to the Brad standard
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
Denmoneys
He hit it good. He hit it good.
by Jack618 on Jan 3, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
what about the CBA?
Specifically, if it doesn’t get worked out? I don’t know all the in’s and out’s, but I thought there were scenarios re: the CBA that would have caused basically all the juniors to come back?
Surprised there appears to be a decision before that gets worked out.
Good luck and thanks to BG regardless!
The scenario was that all the CBA rumbling would scare players off from the draft this year.
But since it’s been rather quiet on that front the last few weeks, I guess draft-eligible players aren’t as worried about it as we hoped they’d be.
Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!
by Dutch Missourian on Jan 4, 2011 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
Cam Newton is in his first year as a starter.
There is is, it’s official. Whichever QB we start, they will have a season like Cam Newton’s, sans negative allegations.
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During the game the other day...
…one of the announcers mentioned that he was a free safety in high school, i think. Holy moly, would he have been good at that…
Yeah, but when he's done with his senior basketball season...
…he can hop over to football for the 2012 season.
o'liney was a football player?
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Marcus Denmon-and on and on and on and on and on.
Until we have national championships in every sport. It would work.
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by CEW on Jan 3, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
One positive of this
With Franklin starting, ESPN Gameday will be in Columbia every week.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
As I said on facebook (holy crap - HOW many comments in an hour?)
Best of luck, #11. Hopefully your draft advice is accurate, and you will be a star on the next level. Thank you for sharing your talents with us these last 2 years
good luck blaine!
hope you have a long and successful nfl career.
thanks for the time and effort you gave to mizzou. we will always appreciate it.
now, as pinkel says…
move em over and move em up. who’s next?
Hope he doesn't go to Arizona. If he lands outside the NFC West, I wish him the best of luck.
I look forward to the QB battle between T. Gabbert and Franklin for next year.
When I first saw Gabbert...
…it made me think of Kirk Farmer. The long, lustrous golden locks, the height, and the arm. He ended up being 23750206702357 times better, and silenced all of the doubts we had about Chase’s departure.
I will miss him, but from what we’ve seen, I’m not sure he’s ready. He’ll get his money though.
Good luck, Blaine.
It’s the Franklin era, baby! Bring on those !@#$ing Sooners!
This is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.
by GonzosDirtyTrailer on Jan 3, 2011 4:15 PM CST reply actions
Is he as ready as Freeman was when Josh came out early?
Me thinks Gabbert has been a much better college player than Freeman.
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He has a much better supporting cast than Freeman had.
But yes, he’s also had more success. His footwork is infinitely better than Freeman’s was, and his arm is, honestly, probably a bit better (as amazing as that is to say) … though I do think Freeman probably had better pocket presence.
And for all of the shit Blaine gets...
… about not making reads, he’s received infinitely more coaching than did Freeman at KSU.
Freeman’s college career was one of the biggest wastes of talent in recent memory. Thanks Ron Prince!
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by RPT on Jan 3, 2011 7:44 PM CST up reply actions
Ron Prince victories over Texas: 2
Gary PInkel victories over Texas: 0
Your argument is invalid
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I was looking for the Ron Prince Stomp gif...
…couldn’t find it, but found this, and decided that this will do:

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by ghtd36 on Jan 3, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
God bless Jordy Nelson.
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by RPT on Jan 3, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
spoken
like a true non-packer fan.
"Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers" -Merle Kessler
How did that work out for him?
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
I will also miss the tweets of his delicious meals.
This is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.
by GonzosDirtyTrailer on Jan 3, 2011 4:20 PM CST reply actions
He will still tweet those, except
he will be enjoying $100 steaks instead of $10. Omaha Steaks should sign an endorsement deal with him.
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Two words.
Haas. Avacadoes.
"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Jan 3, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
Crap, Hass.
"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Jan 3, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, I can just imagine the outrage from Husker nation if that happens
YOU DON’T GET TO EAT OMAHA STEAKS IF YOU DECOMMIT FROM BIG RED
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
by Gaknar on Jan 3, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Haha
This is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.
by GonzosDirtyTrailer on Jan 3, 2011 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
Nah...Blaine would commit early on to Omaha Steaks...
…and then change his mind and sign on the dotted line with a supplier out of Texas. That way, he can screw Nebraska twice, and they lose to Texas one more time before the start of Big Ten play.
The hilarious thing is, when I asked my colleagues in Omaha where to get a good steak, they said "Longhorn Steakhouse."
Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!
by Dutch Missourian on Jan 4, 2011 8:57 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
You're probably right.
Lots of tweets about caviar and lobster.
This is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.
by GonzosDirtyTrailer on Jan 3, 2011 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
Man...we lose a quarterback
and Southern Australia is getting rained off the map….such a sad day.
Finds MvP RoC to be a stellar individual
Sad to see you go, Blaine.
You’ll go places, kid. As long as you don’t end up in Carolina.
"He's the straw that makes the drink go."
The Cowboys need a Mizzou Tiger on their team.
Yup, it’s official. I hear by draft Blaine Gabbert to the Dallas Cowboys. I can do that, you know.
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Yep...got a tour a couple weeks ago in Big D

damn, kareem rush got fresshh
by Tysonthebison on Jan 3, 2011 6:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well done.
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by RPT on Jan 3, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
use the little chain link button
in the toolbar at the top of the comment box
"This looks like it could be gravy."
-Carl the Groundskeeper, Caddyshack
by MissouriMarine on Jan 3, 2011 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
I am pretty sure he's referring to his signature.
and the chain-link button is only for the comment, not for the permanent signature.
You obviously know how to make a signature
see THIS page, for information on how to embed a HTML tag for a hyperlink reference
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Blaine is going to be a stud in the NFL
He has fantastic makeup, build, and obviously is a prodigious talent. More than that he is an absolute warrior. Honestly, every game I saw him play there were at least a few plays where you could flat out see his competitiveness and desire to win. He’s smart, apparently modest, and will be exposed to great coaching and mentorship at the next level (not that our staff wasn’t doing their job, but the offenses at Mizzou and the NFL are somewhat apples to oranges).
Best of luck Blaine and thanks for the memories
"This looks like it could be gravy."
-Carl the Groundskeeper, Caddyshack
From @TJMoe28
@TJMoe28 All you Mizzou fans saying you’re glad Blaine is leaving, I only have 1 thing to say: you dont know what you’re losing.
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Jan 3, 2011 5:05 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
I just hope these kids are aware
that it’s the lunatic fringe that posts things like that, and that EVERY fan base has them and has always had them. The only reason TJ Moe even sees this stuff is because he’s living in 2011 and everyone with access to the internet (which is nearly everyone) can put whatever they want out where everyone can hear it. If it was 20 years ago, he’d not be hearing this stuff.
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by Andy--01 on Jan 3, 2011 5:09 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Agreed
Gabbert has been great for this program.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
He made me happy before ever taking a snap....
I was a little hard on him at times and even threw a few harsh words his direction during the SDSU game this year……
But starting his career here by dissin’ the huskers…. Well, you know! Priceless!
All I know is that I'm buying stock in a local asparagus growing...whatever for the city Blaine goes to.
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he loves that asparagus hahaha
It's Time.
by Jason Brynsvold on Jan 3, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
meats, asaparagus, and potatoes
will now be grilled in massive quantities in some NFL city
I'm tell ya like the bath tub told the toilet stool, " I get as much ass as you but I don't have to take all that shit!"
-Dolemite
Hey folks, this is how you build a program
You get int fantastic talent. You develop it and get it on the field. And, you let kids go pro when they’re ready.
This is how you get 5-star kids to come to your program.
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by dcrockett17 on Jan 3, 2011 5:23 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Sheldon, is that you?
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
"Bill C. announces transfer to Conquest Chronicles"
“Then decides against it.”
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by RPT on Jan 3, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
I guess we should thank his parents?
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
Just hope he lands with the right team
That they teach him the right things, in a way that is right for him. It is so important for guys to find the right system for them! I can’t imagine how I’ll feel if he is tearing it up at the next level and I get to hear over and over from the announcers “Blaine Gabbert out of Missouri!” Tear it up Blaine!
really wish blaine would have come back to school.
he could have done him some good. that said, i can’t blame him one bit. this is the best financial decision for him and his family.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 3, 2011 5:44 PM CST reply actions
from everything Matter, et al, have said
he’s a good student who will probably graduate anyhow.
How can going pro not “do him some good?” Say he gets a $10 million signing bonus and blows out his knee in the first practice. Bank the money after taxes, finish up any other courses and you’re better off than 99% of the population of the U.S.
i meant from a football standpoint.
not even really talking about academics. i understand he is a smart kid and if he is in fact going to graduate (with a business degree, i understand) then good for him.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 3, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
I guess I don't understand your argument, then
is top 5 in the draft not good enough? (or, to be precise, not good enough when balanced against the risk of injury/falling draft stock/random fight at Wiseguys/etc?)
like i said, i absolutely can't blame him.
but i honestly think he could be the #1 overall pick in 2012 if he came back to school. he definitely has things to work on that will have to be fixed in training camp/his rookie year instead of his senior year at mizzou.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 3, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
what if there is a lockout?
he would have had a killer year in ‘11 (barring injury). what is the difference between he and luck’s income this season? the uncertainty makes his a curious decision. even if there is no lockout, blaine would probably be a top 5 pick. i don’t get it, but whatever. you gotta be able to see both sides.
"Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers" -Merle Kessler
DANG!
However, good luck to him.
I still haven’t wrapped my head around this whole thing yet, so I will reserve to type my opinion after reading others much more informed and educated opinions.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jan 3, 2011 5:49 PM CST reply actions
3 tiger qbs on active rosters in the nfl
That a record for MU? Can chase hang on, and brad get old enough, for us to make it 4? I’m looking at you Mr. Franklin.
by rockthenation on Jan 3, 2011 5:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Yeah... until Darius Outlaw supplanted him.
(or was it the other way around?)
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You can't be mad at Blaine.
He’ll go anywhere from 5th to 16th and the money he’ll receive will set him and his family up for life.
Thanks for the memories, Gabbert. I’ll always love you for burning Nebraska.
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by Scott Coleman on Jan 3, 2011 6:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Do work Blaine, Do Work.
Thank you for all the memories, and thank you for pissing off the state of Neb like you have.
On one of the OKC TV stations, the sports dude, after going through a list of...
OU and OSU coaches who are leaving and players that may leave, finished by saying that Mizzou’s Blaine Gabbert was declaring for the NFL draft. Turned to the anchor and said, “And that’s good news for OU and OSU!”
Even in Mexico....kU SUCKS!
Good Luck in the Pro's
Blaine will make a very good NFL QB. I wish he would stay for his senior season but what’s that stacked up against $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
ho-hum.
a good one gone, another good one steps in, whomever that may be. here comes another 10 or more wins.
"Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers" -Merle Kessler
Live feed of Gabbert's grill tonight:

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by RPT on Jan 3, 2011 8:37 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
I will sidebar off of your pun...
… to say that this is an undeniable fact. A little part of me dies inside anytime someone orders a steak well done.
Anyone who disagrees on this matter should be punched in the sternum.
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by RPT on Jan 3, 2011 10:06 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
It'd be more fun
to punch them in the taint. I totally agree with your assessment of how steaks should be prepared.
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It should be noted that pregnant women (obviously exempt from your order to be punched in the sternum) are strongly advised to order beef no less than medium well.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
Pregnant women should stick with Swordfish and soft cheeses.
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Jan 3, 2011 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Glorious.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jan 4, 2011 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
reading this thread I feel like I rec'd about 100 comments.
you guys are all too funny and too damn logical!
More one topic thanks Blaine for 2 great years, have fun making millions on sundays!
You don't have to come and confess, we lookin' for you, we gon' find you, we gon' find you. So you can run and tell that, Homeboy.
Let's just hope our Franklin is better than this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhHpJ45_zwM
Advance to 1:34 mark.
by Cardina1 on Jan 3, 2011 9:29 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
.
Gob: [as Franklin] You are one cool bleep Speaking of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. [the puppet kisses Lucille]
George Sr.: Get off my wife, you bastard.
[strangles Franklin]
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
I'm not sure I'd want to go to the games
I don’t want my white cracker ass pointed out in front of 60k people.
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Good for him. I’m not a Gabbert hater, but he didn’t fit our system as well as I thought he would of. Good luck to you in the NFL, but boy a part of me is really glad he left. Our QB situation won’t be as bad now with all the talent we have there. I hope Franklin proves a lot of people wrong, and makes this decision Gabbert make a great one. Gabbert wouldn’t of helped us much next year if you think about it. Would you want more of his running around the pocket doing nothing but looking for a place to run? I wouldn’t… I want someone who will look down field and run around, play smart, run decent, and throw effectively. Franklin I believe will do all of this. Gabbert will be forgotten. Did he win us a Big 12 championship? Did he win us any bowl games? No he didn’t, so we shouldn’t miss him too much.
must
not
respond……..
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Jan 3, 2011 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
RockMNation...
The smartest place to post “Gabbert will be forgotten”.
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by CEW on Jan 4, 2011 1:28 AM CST up reply actions
Can we get a Dis-rec button on this site.......STAT?
Dis-Rec, Un-rec, Negative Rec, Wreck, whatever.
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This sucks.
I’ve been out all day and come back to this. Well, now I’ve HAVE to go to the bar, I need sympathy beer.
We are going to listen to Waylon now so everybody stfu and drink your beer.
I'm content with his leaving.
I think its going to set us back next season though as I thought Mizzou would make a solid run for a conference title or at least a BCS at large bid. I think listening to the naysayers was irritating him. It showed in his post game interview after the OU win. It seems like he and Moe are both fixated on the idiot element minority of the fan base instead of focusing on the majority of people who really appreciate what they do for the school and the fans. I will welcome in a new era of Mizzou QB’ing with Franklin, Glaser or lil Gabbert. I have a high opinion of all three of them. Hopefully, we’ll give the young guys a running game to play along with too.
RE: Blaine
been reading this all day, couldn’t chime in.
1) Blaine – good for you. You played hell out of football while you were in the spotlight at M-I-Z (anyone?). In fact you played a good deal of your tenure (most of…last season) injured and never acted like a p**sy. go. Make money, eat asparagus and let announcers regularly say “56 yrard pass by Blaine Gabbert, 1st round pick from Missouri” until you retire for the 3rd time.
2) I’m totally thinking that “Denmoneys” could replace “Blaineys”
3) I really don’t wan’t to stop typing Rad©liff





































