This is what the BoC and Missouri should send to the Big XII this afternoon...

To the tune of "Already Gone" by Kelly Clarkson

Remember all the things we wanted?
Now that further growth is stunted…
The time has come for us to say goodbye

Even though we kept on winning
We’re never given equal bidding
We were never meant for do or die

I didn’t want this to fail, but…
I didn’t come here to kowtow to a cow

I want you to know
That it doesn’t matter
What you say, Bevo…
Someone’s gotta go

And I want you to know
I hate the Longhorn Network
But you want it to live on
So I’m already gone.

Beebe was an epic blunder
But I know that you’ll find another
That’s always on your side when there’s a fight

Started in 2007
Even though we’d won 11
You didn’t even try to do what’s right

You know that we have no choice, right?
You left us no option but to go

I want you to know
That it doesn’t matter
What you say, Bevo…
Someone’s gotta go

And I want you to know
I hate the Longhorn Network
But you want it to live on
So I’m already gone.

I’m already gone
Already gone
You can’t be forced to play nice
When the rules are all wrong

I’m already gone
Already gone
There’s no mooing gone
So I’m already gone.

Already gone, already gone, already gone
Already gone, already gone, already gone

Remember all the things we wanted?
Now that further growth is stunted…
The time has come for us to say goodbye