Rock M Roundtable!

Good thing neither the Independence Bowl nor Braggin' Rights take place before the next Roundtable ... be on the lookout for a Kennesaw State upset bid tomorrow night.
Hooray, a normal Wednesday! Let's have ourselves a good, old-fashioned roundtable!
1 - We're staring a potential undefeated-versus-undefeated Braggin' Rights matchup in the face. Name your favorite Braggin' Rights game that you've attended. And if you haven't attended one, name your favorite one, period. And if you're Doug, talk about something else. Um ... Kansas' backcourt, maybe. Or the awesomeness of New Mexico food. That always works.
2 - The topic for the day on Rock M is in-state recruiting. How important is it for Mizzou to "seal the borders" and land the big in-state talent?
3 - Charlie Weis to Kansas. Good move, great move, or the greatest move? (Or, amazingly inexplicable, baffling move?)
4 - At this point, I am accepting who I have become. My work day seems equally impacted by Nick Saban and Nigella (3:00 PM CT, every weekday on the Cooking Channel!). Last week, I put on a Moby Wrap and only cried a little. (Never again, by the way. That thing is ridiculous. And it takes 15 minutes to remove.) What is the next step in my Mr. Mom conversion?
Michael Atchison: 1. I’ve been to the game six or seven times and have never seen the Tigers win, so this one is difficult. There was the year that I was sitting with my friend Matt Gaunt and his wife Courtney (who is Sparky Stalcup’s granddaughter), and there were two guys behind us who were endlessly ripping on Travon Bryant. On one possession, Travon popped out to the top of the key, dragging his defender with him, and leaving Arthur Johnson alone in the lane with a single man on him. Travon got to ball and threw a perfect pass to Arthur, who then missed an easy layup, and Illinois got the rebound. The guys behind us started screaming "Travon, you moron, why are you out at the three-point line instead of under the basket rebounding?!?!" Matt and I turned out and gently suggested to those guys that they didn’t know anything about basketball. Moral of the story is that if you can’t win, you can entertain yourself by turning on fellow fans.
2. It’s important to land big-time talent, wherever it comes from. It would seem to be easier to attract that kind of talent from Missouri than from elsewhere. So I’m going to go with pretty darned important.
3. I get the hire. Charlie Weis is probably the single most famous guy they could get to take the job. And for a program that has gone from scandal to losing to ennui to existential crisis, it’s important to do something to get some attention, especially that of recruits and your potential ticket buyers. I’m skeptical that it will work, but I’m skeptical that anyone (save Urban Meyer) would succeed in that job. It’s just a tough spot to be in right now. But if the local talk radio speculation that Jim Leavitt is coming to be defensive coordinator and head-coach-in-waiting comes to fruition, that makes some sense (though I think those arrangements are always fraught with danger). Jim Leavitt knows how to build an anonymous program into a winner.
4. As someone who has walked this path, just wait until you get into Gymboree or some other playgroup where it’s just you, the kids, and a dozen moms. It will either make you a better, more thoughtful man, or it will destroy you from the inside.
The Beef: 1. I will go ahead and say my first one was my favorite, since it was a back and forth game, and because I have only seen us win this game twice out of about 6-7 attempts. But I had some nice seats back in 1999 and enjoyed the duel in the 2nd half with Clarence and Keyon bombing away from outside.
2. I think your article said a lot of what needed to be said on this subject. Missouri recruiting Missouri is important, but it does not appear to be making or breaking the program. Thoughts on that may change a little this year if we end up missing out on the #1 recruit in the country, but like we all know, recruiting does end up being a bit of a crap-shoot. The biggest thing about recruiting now will end up needing to be patience as the staff transitions from some areas of the country to others. But if there are two things which this staff has proven it can do in recruiting, it is build relationships and identify talent. I have no reason to believe that will stop now that we have switched conferences and shifted our footprint a bit.
3. Wow…I just don’t like it. I know a couple of kU people here at my work, and they were excited about it, but I just don’t see it. Weis (and I am only looking at Weis in college and not what he did with one of the top 5-10 QB’s of all-time in the NFL as an assistant) lived well off of Ty Willingham’s QB at ND in his first two seasons. But after that, and even though the recruiting services would tell you he recruited well, it fell apart. Weis has said that had more to do with continuity of his staff….um….OK. But here is my issue. Without a traditional (re: Brady) QB at Florida, their offense was relatively miserable this year. And that was with FL talent. kU has the potential for a solid stable of running backs, but has absolutely nothing at QB. If they don’t get Crist (who really has not done too much as it is), they are up a creek without a paddle for him. And while I hate to harp on it or even bring it up because of its nature, he is neither healthy nor really even mobile at this point, and for a man in a new job with a LOT of work to do, that just don’t not seem like the right mix.
4. The Tailgate Queen loved the Moby Wrap, but fortunately never subjected me to it, saving that piece of my masculinity.
Doug: 1 - Let's see, Kansas' back court... the next couple of weeks should be interesting. I get the feeling Taylor will not be back for the Davidson or USC game, so that will give Naadir Tharpe some much needed game experience, but will really stretch the bench even more.
Couple of burrito stories. I think I've found my favorite breakfast burrito: Blakes, a local fast food chain, but they don't make the burrito until you order it, so it's always hot and fresh. Also, they say it comes with two eggs, but I think it's more like three or four. Just really great. Plus, the first New Mexico Chipotle opened last week here in Albuquerque. The lines were ridiculous. It opened on Tuesday, I drove by on Friday and even at 2 in the afternoon, the line was still out the door. Granted Chipotle is definitely not your standard New Mexican food, people here will still manage to love it, I think.
2 - So important.
3 - I was in the baffling move camp when it was first announced, now I'm leaning towards at least a good move. People are allowed to make mistakes and learn from them, and I think Weis made mistakes, a lot of mistakes, at Notre Dame, and is quite candid about that fact. He seems like a very straightforward guy, much in the same vein as Bill Self. Someone asked him what he would tell recruits about playing at Kansas: "We were 2 and 10. If you can't play here, you can't play anywhere." And, while it may just be for show, KU is suddenly being mentioned with a lot of recruits you would never associate with the Jayhawks. There's still a lot that can happen with this hire, but when you consider where KU is as a program, should anyone be surprised that a hire like this had to be made?
4 - Have you started lactating? By the way, does Nigella shop at the same stores Giada gets her shirts from? I was at the mall this weekend, and I saw a child being put into a Moby wrap. That child looked as miserable as I'm sure you were putting it on.
ZouDave: 1 – I’ve never attended a Braggin’ Rights game, unfortunately. The timing/travel of it has never been agreeable. But the ’93 game where we won by 1 in 3OT is going to be extremely high on the list because not only was the game absolutely incredible but it was played by one of the best teams Mizzou has ever had. I definitely hope this year tops it, but at the same time I hope we run out to a 77-60 win this year and are never really in any danger of losing.
2 – I think it’s extremely important to get as many Missouri kids as we want because the state produces enough talent to always be a great foundation for a strong team. We will probably have to continue to rely on Texas and other states to give us a lot of top-tier talent at certain positions, but over the last 10 years Missouri high schools have produced enough 3-star and above talent to keep our depth chart full and occasionally give us the stud we need (Maclin, Gabbert, Coffman, Rucker, Temple, Franklin, Justin Smith, Aldon Smith, Richardson, Gage…just to name a few). We need to keep the Big XII teams, and certainly the neighboring SEC teams, from pilfering any of our in-state talent because it just makes it that much harder to get a top-notch class if we’re losing in-state kids. But, that said, Missouri isn’t big enough to rely solely on in-state talent the way a Texas school, Florida school, California school, even Michigan, Ohio, Alabama and Georgia schools can. We should be getting the majority of the top 10-15 players in-state.
3 – It’s not a baffling move to me, but it is terrible in my opinion. I didn’t expect kansas to be able to attract any of the rising stars, because it’s just not a place a rising star is going to see as a good step. But I didn’t think they would so quickly go after a guy who has already shown such aptitude at failure in the college ranks. I mean, what was the hurry on getting Weis? Did they honestly think other schools were going to be going after him? Did they honestly think "THIS IS OUR GUY!" and just had to act now before the secret got out? They could have interviewed any of a half-dozen other coaches that would have almost certainly been better hires, or at least better PR moves, before having to go to Weis. In that, it’s baffling. But to be clear I don’t see anything but continued losing coming from this coach. He BARELY did anything besides lose at Notre Dame where he had every possible resource at his fingertips. He won’t have that at ku.
4 – 220, 221. Whatever it takes.
SleepyFloyd7: What the hell is "Normal" anyway? I really have no idea.
1 - I have only been to the last 2 (and will have to miss this year). I'll say that seeing those guys in 2009 break the streak was special. Zaire Taylor tried to play, but he was so sick that he was sitting on the bench (with an avocado pallor). That was a pretty scrappy and fun win.
2 - Sure, it's important. But there will always be those kids that want to get the hell away from home. I had quite a bit of wanderlust when I was younger. I wanted to go off someplace, unknown, and see if I could make something of myself. I can't blame a kid (or a coaching staff) when a kid gets away. That being said, RAWR DGB RAWR!
3 - I can see the upside in a hire like that, but I have no idea how a guy like that warrants $2.5MM/yr. That is money that does not go to Bill Self.
4 - Poop-knuckle. Poop-knuckle is always the next step.
By the way, we will be listing a job opening for my co-host in the not-too-distant future. We have a list of qualifications (Warm Body is at the top of my list), but what else should we be looking for?
And are any of you interested in applying to join the surprisingly lucrative and rewarding world of broadcasting?
Michael Atchison: Sure, I'd love the gig. Can I do a permanent remote from Parkville, MO?
Doug: Not just broadcasting... but radio broadcasting. No where to go with that gig but up.
ZouDave: Hey at least you don’t have to shave every day, right?
SleepyFloyd7: Hell, I'm lucky if I remember to wear pants.
ZouDave: So are we, Spencer. So are we.
The Beef: That is the beauty of radio…they are optional.
Doug: That's the joy of weak facial hair follicles. Three shaves a week.
D-Sing: Who has two thumbs and a cold after this weekend's trip to Disneyland? This guy!
1. My favorite Braggin' Rights game was the only one I attended: 1999. The last win before the losing streak began. Unranked Mizzou beat #15 Illinois.
2. It's always important to try and get those who want to come and live in state, but I know if I had been a D-1 athlete, I think I would've been the type to leave home and go away to school. So I find it hard to begrudge those who do. And that is the extent of my recruiting opinion/knowledge.
3. Confused cat was confused by the move. My first reaction was, "LOL. Whut?" Then I thought about how there is not going to be the pressure on him to win that there was at Notre Dame (which wasn't helped by it being his alma mater) and he might—might—have more time to rebuild. I think he needs patience and time to see if he can fix it. Sometimes you have to fail gloriously to be successful.
4. The inevitable weight gain that comes?
SleepyFloyd7: What? No Chief?
ghtd36: Sorry I'm late; state championship weekend here in Texas, so it's mildly insane.
1 - Never attended a Braggin' Rights game -- it's on the sports bucket list -- but my favorite one has to be 2009, getting the monkey off the program's back. Kim English going HAM.
2 - It's priority No. 1, if you ask me. Mizzou is in a very unique position, being the only FBS team in the state, and it has to take advantage of that first and foremost. Getting big kids from Texas and Illinois and Florida is great, but getting the top handful of kids in Missouri every year has to be at the top of the to-do list.
3 - Greatest move. Oh, you mean from a football perspective?
4 - Well, I'm thinking that after this, you need to play a living snowman in Jack Frost.

(Five hours later...)
ZouDave: I guess this is "normal".
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Let's try this . . .
. . . one more time. Maybe it will work out the second time around.
57-54-9 . . . get used to it, jaybirds; and let us know when you want us to make it worse. Go Mizzou!
Bill
Start watching, “Up All Night”.
It’s funny, and perhaps will give you some insight on what to expect in the continuation of Mr. Mom.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 14, 2011 4:22 PM CST reply actions
likely before your time (but she's what i think of, still, when i hear the words "up all night".

"We can't beat William and Mary!! Bill and Mary?? They put their pants on the same way we do!!"
by threadkiller on Dec 14, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
I remember a USA Up All Night hosted by Gilbert Gottfried
They showed some HORRIBLE B-movie. I was like 14 at the time. During one commercial outtro, Gottfried says something like, “It’s odd that this program is on cable in the middle of the night. It’s like they thought most normal people wouldn’t watch it. Are they suggesting that staying up until 1 a.m. to watch the kind of movie you would only sit through for the nudity – which has been removed – is not normal?”
I sighed and turned it off.
oh man, that show
I kept thinking that there was going to be nudity. There just never was. In fact, there was no chance there was going to be nudity. It was like the “No Sex in the Champagne Room” of tv for me. I knew it wasn’t going to happen, but I watched just in case. The mind of an adolescent male is a crazy thing.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
I have no idea what that is...
That is not the new show with Will Arnet I was refering too…however you make a very good …um…point.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 14, 2011 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
as you've surely noticed,
i’m not in the business of making points.
"We can't beat William and Mary!! Bill and Mary?? They put their pants on the same way we do!!"
by threadkiller on Dec 14, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
you should hear the Ron Artest Meta comments
they’re playing right now. Is that guy on crack?
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 14, 2011 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
We have that on the DVR...
…a few episodes behind, but yeah, it’s pretty enjoyable. Some of the childbirth and early scenes were a little too real.
Follow me at @SBN_BillC!
SB Nation
Rock M Nation
Football Outsiders
Football Study Hall
It is starting to really take hold in our house.
Quotes are now getting dropped. I am interested to see how this show goes forward.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 15, 2011 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
the day the roundtable died
and we were singing . . .
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
Drove my Chevy to the levee . . .
. . . just to get a piece of pie.
57-54-9 . . . get used to it, jaybirds; and let us know when you want us to make it worse. Go Mizzou!
by countrycal on Dec 14, 2011 4:38 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
the good old blogs were debating
whiskey v. rye
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
sing'in this'll be the day that I pie
This’ll be the day that I pie
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 14, 2011 6:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I nominate you to fanpost the entire re-make
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 14, 2011 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not really good at those.
…when I spend too much time thinking about something I kill the humor in it.
Much better with just little quips off of someone else.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 15, 2011 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
cal, I'm putting this reply out there because
I want you to know your post went green.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 14, 2011 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
in state recruiting
all of the attention here on sealing the borders + our impending sec move has me wondering about a related question: should MSHSAA be lobbied to change the football practice rules to more of a southern style? There is a reason so many 4 and 5 stars come from Georgia and Florida etc.
by JC-Mizzou on Dec 14, 2011 4:43 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Chick-Fil-A and sweet tea.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 14, 2011 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
In the south kids are allowed to play year round
And there’s no limits on the hours of practice per week. In fact, class hours are limited to avoid interfering with football, moonshinin’ and NASCAR. I’m exaggerating, but not by much.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 14, 2011 5:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I have no problem with letting them play year round.
Unlimited practice hours seems pretty ridiculous upon first hearing it. The NCAA limits practice time, but we think it’s OK for high schools not to?
FWIW
1 – The only thing that remotely rivals the 93 game was when the Antlers sent Kiwane Garris two bricks before the next years’ game. Never been to one myself though.
2 – This is a nuanced question. As you point out, we can thrive when we don’t land them…BUT, there are two key reasons why it’s critical to not lose focus on in-state recruits.
a) Guys like DGB can make or break programs. How good is Mizzou in 2007 and 2008 without Jeremy Maclin, Chase Coffman and Sean Weatherspoon? Elite teams are comprised of solid talent sprinkled with a handful of elite playmakers. Mizzou largely has the base of talent, but it’s missing the elite playmakers. Josey is arguably one, but he has to be on the field more. Franklin isn’t far off, but honestly he’s not a threat to break it all the way on any given play. And if there’s one in the receiving corps, they haven’t stepped up yet.
In short, it’s not the end of the world if we don’t get DGB, but it could be a big part of the difference between being a bowl team and being a championship contender.
b) Missouri has the potential to be a top 25 team every year without ever leaving its own borders. Bill, you pointed out that we only offer about 13 kids a year and land 8. However, if Missouri could build a passion for high school football like you have in states like Texas and the southeast (heck, even Ohio) we would at least double the number of BCS level players in our state. I hesitate to run the actual numbers because last year was a down year for Missouri, but traditionally we produce 1/2 to 1/3 the percentage of players that “football” states produce.
And while the coaches have done a good job developing relationships in the state, there are still parts of this state that are not friendly to Mizzou as a whole, especially Southwest Missouri.
These things may seem like they’re out of the immediate control of Pinkel, but this is not pie in the sky type of stuff. It is possible to improve the quality and excitement of HS football in the state (and hence participation) and improve the repuation of Mizzou around the state (especially in the press). It would take a concerted effort, but even if only partially successful, you nearly guarantee Mizzou a regular spot in the rankings, with regular chances to vie for a championship.
3 – Great move. Yes, it’s transparently desperate. But really, who else were they going to get? No coach want to play for a bad school with no talent, no tradition and suddently no patience, who could get fired before his own players hit the field. Weiss may have a bad track record and the look of a man on about to catch the OATS bus back to the retirement home, but he does have a cachet.
4 – Your transformation will be complete when you start attending Mommy groups and baking cupcakes that have are custom decorated for each child in the birthday party. Until then, the moby wrap comes close. Whenever my kid was collicky, I’d put on the baby bjorn and a pair of headphones and go dance while I cleaned the garage (or some other manly activity to compensate for the dancing). The movement would eventually lull them to sleep.
1. Um…I hope to find good eats in Shreveport?
2. We’d survive without them, but landing DG-B (in particular) would be the best get of all time. Fingers and everything bendible crossed.
3. It’s a wonderful hire, for MU fans the world over. Who could really enjoy picking on Turner Gill? This, on the other hand, is like they gave us that year’s subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club. “Clark, that’s the gift that keeps giving…”
4. Have you fed the baby chili yet?
A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."
--Stephen Crane
Sleepy, as a History grad with no future for a career
I will happily offer my services as your co host. I’m young, hip, and ready to learn!
by MizzouRugby on Dec 14, 2011 4:57 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
go on.....
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Dec 14, 2011 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
I love sports...
I’m well mannered..um… Clean background check! I love sports, and usually keep up with current events. And I don’t have a face for radio, so you wouldn’t have to look at a nightmare everyday!
by MizzouRugby on Dec 14, 2011 5:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
and you do realize he's answering you while he's on air right now?
are you in? kfru
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 14, 2011 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
I'm on my phone, I'm not by a computer
I knew he was on, I thought it was commercial break or something.
by MizzouRugby on Dec 14, 2011 5:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
details details
he’s still an amazing multitasker.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 14, 2011 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
I'm good at that too!
I know I probably have no chance at this, but it would be a really cool job
by MizzouRugby on Dec 14, 2011 5:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
dude if Spencer is throwing that out to his internet mates
then he obviously has an open mind. He’s probably looking for a sense of humor/personality. And YOU already have a FAN CLUB!!
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 14, 2011 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
True...
Ha well if you really are interested Sleepy, I can give you my email. It would be such a cool job.
Haha I think the fan club has 3 members, so I got that going for me…
by MizzouRugby on Dec 14, 2011 5:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm actually a small African nation posting under a shared user name
He has a fan club of millions here in Dahomey
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 14, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
Dahomey was previous at war with Western Sahara
You have brought peace to our people
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 14, 2011 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
One more thing to add to the resume!
-Potential Nobel Peace Prize
Now that I got the first one, I just need a few more!
Ha but really, I think a 20 year old History undergrad is not what they want in a co host. But heck, the worst thing they can say is no right? Ha my job history would make them laugh
When we get the job posted, I will get the info up here
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Dec 14, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
yes!
I will move to columbia just for this job! you know i have great stories to share…
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
not fat, just luxurious.
#OccupyTheNorthPole
#CakeForLife
#IsThisSignatureLineLongEnough?
by BillSelfsToupee on Dec 14, 2011 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
I am sure it will stand out.
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Dec 14, 2011 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
I say you start calling into The Closers everyday and identify yourself.
We need to hear how awesome you’ll be live on air.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 14, 2011 5:06 PM CST up reply actions
I have tried
they keep putting me on hold for hours
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
not fat, just luxurious.
#OccupyTheNorthPole
#CakeForLife
#IsThisSignatureLineLongEnough?
by BillSelfsToupee on Dec 14, 2011 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
Spencer is wise.
He has partied with hamper destroyers before.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 14, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
1 – Name your favorite Braggin’ Rights game that you’ve attended. ’93. I was only 10, but I was there, and it was awesome. Especially since it was the last one in The Arena.
2 – How important is it for Mizzou to “seal the borders” and land the big in-state talent? I think it’s more important to land the best available talent for our offensive and defensive systems. I would feel worse missing out on a kid from another state that would be a good fit for our system (think Chase Daniel) than I would about a Missouri kid that wouldn’t be (think Montee Ball). I would like to think that we have reached a point where we could confidently make a pitch to any recruit in the country purely on the strength of our program and our ability to put kids in a position to win games and ultimately play in the NFL, though if home-state loyalty helps us get the kids we want, well, that’s cool too.
3 – Charlie Weis to Kansas. Good move, great move, or the greatest move? (Or, amazingly inexplicable, baffling move?) To me, it’s just kind of baffling. The guy couldn’t win at a school that has every conceivable advantage, how is he going to win at a school that has previously shown no commitment to football? And if you’re kU, and suddenly decide you want to spend money on the football program, why not invest in facilities, or a deep, solid staff rather than just throwing money at a proven loser?
4 – What is the next step in my Mr. Mom conversion? I can only assume it will be this.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 14, 2011 5:05 PM CST reply actions
Sleepy
can I be your co-host? I like sports. I have twice called into your show and never had a FCC violation. Plus, I listen to a lot of sports radio so I’m pretty sure I would come in at an advanced level.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
Sleepy is team pie.
You need to change conferences first.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 14, 2011 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
the back and forth would make the show great(er)
it would be like Mike and Mike. I’m willing to change my name so we have the first name Sleepy.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
Or go for Spencer.
He just said he’s forty but he’ll still beat you up!
You as Ironman and Rugby as a current player might give him some competition!
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 14, 2011 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
he's going to beat me up?
good luck with that Spencer. I’ll have you know that despite my lack of strength and training, my diminutive size, I also have a crippling fear of physical altercation.
So yeah, think about that, before you come after me. I’ll scream like a girl.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
well in context, "you" was Gabe DeArmond
but I think he meant he’s still fit for almost being a man and all.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 14, 2011 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
ah...the 'ole Opossum fighting technique
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 14, 2011 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
it's kind of a turn on...
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 14, 2011 6:18 PM CST up reply actions
1. I guess I’d have to say last year. I’ve probably been to 8 or 10 of them, but they’ve mostly been losses, and the rare wins have tended to be years I missed (‘09 I missed because I was in Europe to visit my brother, which isn’t a bad reason. ‘99 I missed because I stayed home to meet my girlfriend when she got home from her college semester—little did I know she would break up with me that night. Should have gone to the game). This year I’m taking the current girlfriend, who will be seeing a Mizzou game for the first time with my father—I guess if she survives this it means she’s in for the long haul.
2. Doug has it right. In-state recruiting, like letting it breathe: So important.
3. I get why they did it, but I doubt that it will work.
4. Girl-drink drunk.
by Professor Chaos on Dec 14, 2011 5:38 PM CST reply actions
I was at the 93 game
and except for jackwad Iliini fans throwing beers at us, that was the greatest MU bball game I’ve been to that wasn’t against the vajajayhawks.
This next Illini game could be epic, again. I’m very jealous of those of you who are attending.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
Sleepy, Look no further
I was on the radio for my college radio station. We did a sports talk show about D2 football. I would love to be on the show with you. The only tiny, little, insignificant probably is that i live in Overland Park, Kansas. No big deal right????
Obstacles can be overcome
get a tape & resume together.
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Dec 14, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
i have a resume
and its all about IT, so i could do all of your web work for you also…. thats gotta be worth something right?
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
not fat, just luxurious.
#OccupyTheNorthPole
#CakeForLife
#IsThisSignatureLineLongEnough?
by BillSelfsToupee on Dec 14, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
but I’ve learned that “worth” in radio may not be the same as “worth” in every day walkin’ around life.
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Dec 14, 2011 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
"worthless" however translates into all walks of life.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 14, 2011 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Beakers don't walk in life.
They don’t even fly
by McZou on Dec 15, 2011 4:56 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
so i, um, made the mistake of looking up "poop knuckle" on the urban dictionary.
if that weren’t enough, i googled it further. thank you for what is sure to be a sleepless night, ahem SLEEPY. now wth did you mean by that (please tell me it wasn’t what i just “uncovered”).
"We can't beat William and Mary!! Bill and Mary?? They put their pants on the same way we do!!"
consequence of late-night diaper changing
OF BABIES – you sicko.
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Dec 14, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
so it was as simple as that.
different wording would have been nice. ;-)
"We can't beat William and Mary!! Bill and Mary?? They put their pants on the same way we do!!"
by threadkiller on Dec 15, 2011 7:13 AM CST up reply actions
First overnight date with the Mr.
was to the 2001 Braggin Rights game.
1. We had fun but the Tigers lost. He didn’t show his “bitter when the Tigers lose” side until the following football season. We partied all night & then I dragged him to meet my entire family for the first time when we got back into town – both of us smelling like a brewery. :)
Ha – good times.
2. I don’t pay too much attention to recruiting but I feel confident that the Tigers are getting it taken care of.
3. Whatever. It will just irritate me if they start to be a good team.
4. Cry, laugh, enjoy. Parenting is a gift.
by tigers and chiefs fan on Dec 14, 2011 8:05 PM CST reply actions
#1 is awesome
sounds like something i’d pull
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
not fat, just luxurious.
#OccupyTheNorthPole
#CakeForLife
#IsThisSignatureLineLongEnough?
by BillSelfsToupee on Dec 14, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Heard Coach Haith
for the first time today on KK.
He gives a nice interview.
Good shots & great shots – oh yea!
by tigers and chiefs fan on Dec 14, 2011 8:14 PM CST reply actions
Sleepy....I was Sports Director at KTGR in 19....well lets just say before you were born.
I have a degree from Mizzou in Radio-TV-Film and the father of Mizzou’s new President was my advisory/professor. I grew up in mid-Mo, worked at several area stations, last worked in Topeka as Program Director for AM/FM/TV combo. Have done play-by-play for everything from little league baseball to high school BB/FB to major college basketball. Was the PBP voice of the Rock Bridge Bruins FB/BB the year after they won the state championship in FB . And, worked for the Royals Radio Network during the glory years. Avid Cardinal fan and rabid Mizzou fan…FB season ticket holder and drive 500 miles on way for every game. Plus, make a hell of a smoked brisket for the tailgate, and daughter bring a spicy chicken dip which Beef and others refer to a “crack.”
Salary considerations: Made “4” figures at KTGR. Add a couple of “00” to the “4”, and let’s talk.
Interested??
"The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity" – Abraham Lincoln
by OKCTiger on Dec 14, 2011 8:32 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
If you mean you'd work for $400 (I assume that is a one-time payment)
get a tape and resume together.
seriously.
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Dec 14, 2011 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
i'll undercut him
say, 395?
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
not fat, just luxurious.
#OccupyTheNorthPole
#CakeForLife
#IsThisSignatureLineLongEnough?
by BillSelfsToupee on Dec 14, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
My old tapes are long gone...they were old and brittle, kinda like me. :)
Tempting, but doubt your bosses would give me a “no cut/no trade” multiyear contract.
And, yes, the $400 is a one time payment….one time per day, five times per week, 52 weeks per year. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s a young man’s game now, at least for those of us who have been away for 30+ years. Good luck finding a new partner, and if you ever need a fill-in, let me know.
"The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity" – Abraham Lincoln
It's crazy
People are coming out of the woodworks. I guess there just aren’t a whole lot of radio jobs out there right now.
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Dec 14, 2011 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
if the roundtable has the same predictive powers for recruiting season as it does for regular football season...
dgb and evan boehm both just committed to auburn as a package deal.
capital letters suck.
So, the terms of Weis' contract with Kansas have been released
Five Big 12 wins ($50,000)
Each additional Big 12 win ($10,000)
Big 12 regular season title ($100,000)
Bowl game participation ($50,000)
Bowl game win ($25,000)
BCS bowl game participation ($100,000)
BCS bowl game win ($50,000)
AP national coach of the year ($75,000)
Big 12 coach of the year ($50,000)
National championship game participation ($200,000)
National championship game win ($100,000)
Clearly, he’s not in it for the money.
None of these numbers are even worth shooting for.
They should add a zero to every bonus. It’s not like they’ll have to PAY any of them…
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 14, 2011 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
It's well known that chicken scratch is all they can afford to pay right now anyways.
It’s almost embarassing to see it in writing. Might as well tell everyone he will get 5x’s the pocket lint for a bowl game.
by McZou on Dec 15, 2011 4:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
No buyout either
Which will be fun when he is fired in two years.
Parachuting in to answer No. 1...
I’ve had the fortune of attending (and working) several, but the best was my first, my freshman year of 1993. Next favorite was 2009, and seeing the look on Kimmie’s face in the final seconds as he ran the baseline, arms flailing in exhortation, disguised as running his screens.
by Gummy on Dec 14, 2011 11:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I have to agree with Doug
Blakes makes a great breakfast burrito. Anyone of their stores looks like an old DQ or maid-rite in a la in the 60’s but the food is good.
by McZou on Dec 15, 2011 3:33 AM CST via mobile reply actions
I suggest their GCCB's and seasoned fries.
The green chile cheeseburger is good. An old What-a-burger is what I was trying to think of.
by McZou on Dec 15, 2011 4:32 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
1 – We’re staring a potential undefeated-versus-undefeated Braggin’ Rights matchup in the face. Name your favorite Braggin’ Rights game that you’ve attended. And if you haven’t attended one, name your favorite one, period. And if you’re Doug, talk about something else. Um … Kansas’ backcourt, maybe. Or the awesomeness of New Mexico food. That always works. My favorite have been the last two, because we actually won them for a change. That was a long, ugly drought.
2 – The topic for the day on Rock M is in-state recruiting. How important is it for Mizzou to “seal the borders” and land the big in-state talent? I’ve always thought this was the most overblown talking point in college sports punditry. Who cares. Seriously. Just find your niche and exploit it for good players, wherever that is, however that is. If that’s Texas, great. If it’s St. Louis, great. If it’s South Shelby high school in rural northeast Missouri, whatever. Build your pipeline and tap it however you can. Besides, fact is there are a lot of kids whose ability is going to allow them to travel to new places, experience new things, get away from home for the first time in their lives, and they’re not going to waste that opportunity by going to school 100 miles down the road from their house. Especially in Missouri. Look, I love this place, but we’ve got stuck-in-the-middle-itis like any other landlocked Midwestern farming state. If you haven’t had a chance to get away from here and explore the rest of the world, I highly recommend you do so immediately. Especially if you’re a talented athlete with an armful of d-1 scholarship offers.
3 – Charlie Weis to Kansas. Good move, great move, or the greatest move? (Or, amazingly inexplicable, baffling move?) It’s a better move than people seem to think it is. What were they supposed to do, hire Vince Lombardi? This team is going to suck for the foreseeable future, so why not grab a name hire and ride it for a few years?
4 – At this point, I am accepting who I have become. My work day seems equally impacted by Nick Saban and Nigella (3:00 PM CT, every weekday on the Cooking Channel!). Last week, I put on a Moby Wrap and only cried a little. (Never again, by the way. That thing is ridiculous. And it takes 15 minutes to remove.) What is the next step in my Mr. Mom conversion? Me falling asleep in front of my computer screen.
they couldn't have hired lombardi! he's dead!!
"We can't beat William and Mary!! Bill and Mary?? They put their pants on the same way we do!!"
by threadkiller on Dec 15, 2011 3:16 PM CST up reply actions

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