Caption This 12-20-11
49ers Aldon Smith hurries Pittsburg quarterback Ben Roethlisberger during the San Francisco 49ers vs. the Pittsburg Steelers at Candlestick Park in San Francisco, Calif., on Monday, December 19, 2011
Photo: John Storey / Special to the Chronicle.
Wow. Aldon ate Big Ben's lunch last night. Please give this photo a winning caption.
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SleepyFloyd7
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"Come to mamma", said Aldon to Tiny Ben.
Irish provenance of the schwa pronunciation of vowels in weakly stressed syllables -> Missoura
Aldon Smith -
Making BigBen wish the power never came back on
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
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by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Dec 20, 2011 9:30 AM CST reply actions
Aldon and Justin accidentally break their toy as they are still learning to share.
"Self and I collapsed to our knees at the same moment. Its like we are kindred spirits man. Shit happens when you win championships" -A. Clark
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 20, 2011 9:36 AM CST reply actions 16 recs
"Flight 99,
you are cleared for another sortie on Big Ben. Guns hot!"
A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."
--Stephen Crane
"Big Ben's focus turned to fear when he realized the girl from the bathroom was Aldon Smith's sister."
“Big Ben’s focus turned to fear when he realized the girl from the bathroom was Aldon Smith’s sister.”
by ZeroStarRecruit on Dec 20, 2011 9:38 AM CST reply actions 6 recs
Underrated.
I still haven’t forgotten Ben.
Surgeon General's Warning: K-State-Mizzou basketball may increase the risk of high blood pressure. Please consult your doctor prior to watching any of these games.
It's me, again!
57-54-9 . . . get used to it, jaybirds; and let us know when you want us to make it worse. Go Mizzou!
margaret?
That don't make no sense!
by threadkiller on Dec 20, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Ben! Come on out and get your whoopin!
Come on out
by Team on Dec 20, 2011 9:48 AM CST reply actions 7 recs
Assuming this is a reference to this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxL3ZNTnCY4
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That is exactly what it's in reference to
Oh how I wish that was Charlie Batch, would have been the perfect caption.
You just wated 45 minutes of my day
Because you can’t just watch one SportsCenter commercial on youtube.
by shaffe on Dec 20, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Mizzou commercial for new recruits
Aldon: It’s my turn [to be a Pro Bowler]
Justin: scoffs 10 more [sacks]
by Scott Phillips on Dec 20, 2011 10:02 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Booyeah! That's what we call a Sack lunch!
nomnomnomnomnom
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
by Logan Hill on Dec 20, 2011 10:15 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Aldon Smith delivers a lights-out performance on Monday Night Football.
by mr. mephistopheles on Dec 20, 2011 10:22 AM CST reply actions 8 recs
Big Ben then realized that talking to Alden sister was a terrible mistake
Upholding fine Mizzou traditions in Maryland.
MvP, RoC official Nemesis
Not satisfied with setting the 49'ers rookie sack record
Aldon Smith prepares to Bend Big Ben in half and make a sandwich with provolone and capicola. When asked why capicola, Smith said “Because its the best! Thats why its on the Aldon Smith”
While running for his life, Ben was alarmed at the alacrity with which Aldon Smith was talking to himself while chasing him around the field.
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day" - Harry S Truman
by Cougar9001 on Dec 20, 2011 11:13 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Red #99 is code for
“WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause body aches, broken bones and migraines or other head trauma.”
That don't make no sense!
by threadkiller on Dec 20, 2011 11:47 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
apply directly to the forehead!
"Self and I collapsed to our knees at the same moment. Its like we are kindred spirits man. Shit happens when you win championships" -A. Clark
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