Rock M Roundtable!

Alright, Braggin' Rights is tomorrow night! A-Game, people!
1 - What have you seen in the last couple of cupcake basketball games that makes you encouraged about tomorrow night against Illinois? What have you seen that makes you less optimistic? (For Doug: if you had $1,000,000 and were forced at gunpoint to bet it on Kansas either winning or not winning the Big 12 this year, which way are you going?)
2 - Name one thing dumber than college award watch lists.
3 - Oh right, this is the final roundtable before the bowl game too. (Doug: bowl games are things that teams play when they have a winning season. Just FYI.) What's your official Indy Bowl prediction?
4 - Since moving to Columbia, my mother has, with our influence, bought an iMac, an iPhone and a B&N Nook Color. What's next for this newly tech-savvy hipster?
2. One thing dumber is Danario Alexander and Phillip Pressey not being on them
3. I think the game will be relatively high scoring, and I do like us in the end. I may gain some additional confidence if UNC’s top WR is out for the game
4. A 2nd mortgage?
Michael Atchison: 1. What makes me encouraged? Lots of offensive weapons. Denmon has a rare off-game, Dixon goes for 30. Illinois will have a hard time containing all the shooters (I heard Doug Gottlieb break the game down yesterday, and he asked incredulously “who’s Tyler Griffey going to guard?”). What makes me less optimistic? Missouri’s front line remains small, while Meyers Leonard remains large.
2. Dumber than watch lists? The average TLC viewer, which is ironic, given the meaning of L.
3. After breaking down lots of UNC game tape, I’ve concluded that the Tigers will win 31-16 as long as they can contain Harrison Barnes.
4. Digital abacus.
Doug: 1 - Right now, at gunpoint, I would bet on KU to not win the Big 12. The guard play is still far too suspect to expect Kansas to win on a consistent basis. Given the talent level of the rest of the league, I would still expect KU to finish in the top 4, but I think the seasons of finishing 8 and 0 at home, while stealing 4 to 7 games on the road will not be happening this year.
2 - Generally, the people who make the final decisions on who gets the awards.
3 - Damn it, I knew I put that thing somewhere... hang on, let me find it.
Here it is!

Whew... I knew I had left it somewhere.
4 - A Tesla Roadster, or the Chevy Volt. By the way, what is she doing buying a Nook after getting an iMac and iPhone? Is she afraid getting the iPad meant going full Apple snob?
ZouDave: 1 – I continue to marvel at the unselfishness of the entire team. It seems like every player is looking to pass unless they are in the lane, facing the goal, with no defenders between them (and even then, Flip is still looking for an assist). Even Norman Dale would say “Ok, that’s enough passes guys.” We haven’t been lights out from long range in the last couple of games, and we’re still putting in a ton of points.
2 – MTV bringing Punk’d back on the air.
3 – I think Missouri has a <7 point lead at the half, then takes it away in the 2nd half for an easy 17-ish point win. I know UNC has talent, but they aren’t THAT talented and the coaching change won’t help them be focused and prepared. I think Pinkel and his staff are going to be doing everything they can to win this game because they’ve lost the last 2 bowl games and they really need this win to take momentum into what will surely be one of the most memorable off-seasons in program history.
4 – A Roku to stream Netflix/Hulu/etc to her TV.
Bill C.: Look who's answering his own questions!
1 - This team's resourcefulness has been impressive. As Dave mentioned, Mizzou hasn't shot very well from 3-point range recently, but they're still doing ridiculously well on a per-possession basis. And yeah, the defense certainly improved against William & Mary after some glitches versus Navy and Kennesaw State. That said, I can find plenty of reasons to wring hands about tomorrow night. For starters, recent 3-point shooting has been quite spotty, and the team has managed to suffer a larger portion of 2-3 minute lapses recently. I don't think Illinois is that great, and I expect Missouri to win, but I'll never be that confident about Braggin' Rights...
2 - NOTHING. NOTHING IS DUMBER THAN THESE DUMB DAMN WATCH LISTS. DUMB.
3 - I expect UNC to get ahead early -- I think they've already overcome quite a bit of adversity this year, and I think they'll play pretty well. But I have full confidence that Mizzou will have rallied and won by the end of the game. I'd rather not see a repeat of Mizzou's last Indy Bowl, which saw them fall behind 21-0 before waking up, but I wouldn't be completely devoid of confidence if a similar start took place.
4 - Well ... she doesn't have a Mac laptop yet...
Michael Atchison: Bill would rather not see a repeat of one of the most exciting bowl games Mizzou has ever won? Maybe he just means Craig James being in the booth like he was then.
SleepyFloyd7: 1 - I thought this team would be tested heading into conference play - that hasn't really happened. They have played at a VERY high level, but I want to see them do that in a close-and-late situation. It's like learning to drive. These games have been like driving around in the parking lot at Memorial Stadium. Sure, there are some obstacles, but you are probably not going to do serious injury to yourself or your car. This team is about to merge onto I-70 and there is a Semi baring down - fueled by cheap trucker-speed. I am interested to see how they respond.
2 -

3 - I think the Tigers get their first bowl win in 3 years. It really doesn't matter how it happens.
4 -

ZouDave: Excellent answer to #2.
Michael Atchison: I’d love some insight into DeNiro’s thinking. “If Bon Jovi’s doing it, I’m definitely in.”
SleepyFloyd7: Why the hell is De Niro in that movie?
You played Jack Walsh, Capone, Travis Bickle, Jake La Motta and Vito Freaking Corleone.
For Crap's Sake.
Doug: I imagine it was a situation where he was wandering out of his building in Tribeca, someone with the crew saw him and said, "Hey, Bob! Want to make $500,000 for a night of work?"
The Beef: For as ridiculous as that movie casting is…I would not mind being at the combined cast party
ZouDave: Which I guess begs the question…what movie would have the best combined cast party?
The Beef: I imagine Wet Hot American Summer was a lively cast party…
ZouDave: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back would have been a great one as well.
The Beef: Only if the music was actually provided by Morris Day and The Time
SleepyFloyd7:

yes!
Doug: Love Actually would have been pretty good. They're British, and they have no issues with nudity.
The Beef: Man…should we have Bill put a poll at the end of the Roundtable to vote on this? We appear to have some decent candidates. We could even make him research the cast list and list them out next to each selection in the poll. It is not like he has anything else to do these days
ZouDave:
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Braggin Rights tomorrow and a Bowl game in a few days the Roundtable brings:
the kU orange bowl trophy and a poster for New Years Eve.
At this point I think we just need to hope that our players don’t get critically injured, the games are lost, we just need to salvage a season.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
Morris Day and the Time! Don't forget Morris Day and the Time!
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and the toupee!
The toupee will be in attendance, there is no way they can lose the bowl game with the toupee there!
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
not fat, just luxurious.
#OccupyTheNorthPole
#CakeForLife
#IsThisSignatureLineLongEnough?
by BillSelfsToupee on Dec 21, 2011 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
you are the anit-Gaknar
Pee on ALL NC hampers!
Never forget Wolf Island, or pie! #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 21, 2011 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
Morris Day aside...
did you read the reviews for NYE? If he had the ability to speak, Ebert probably would have started swearing ten minutes in.
Upholding fine Mizzou traditions in Maryland.
MvP, RoC official Nemesis
by Ausgiano on Dec 21, 2011 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
pretty sure he still slobbered his way through a f*ck this
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
not fat, just luxurious.
#OccupyTheNorthPole
#CakeForLife
#IsThisSignatureLineLongEnough?
by BillSelfsToupee on Dec 21, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
it had so much potential and then it just stopped.
This is the Len Bias of roundtables. Too soon?
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
not at all
they did a 30 for 30 on him, the jokes are officially ok now.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
not fat, just luxurious.
#OccupyTheNorthPole
#CakeForLife
#IsThisSignatureLineLongEnough?
by BillSelfsToupee on Dec 21, 2011 2:37 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
as usual, I support this sentiment you have espoused.
Never forget Wolf Island, or pie! #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 21, 2011 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
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1) The fact that Illinois fans are double fisting shots to dull the pain before the game has even started
2) Kansas Jayhawks fans
3) Mizzou 38-21
4) Kindle Fire
We are DAVIDSON City!
by Gaknar on Dec 21, 2011 2:32 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
LOL at your answer for question number two
that was my first thought as well when I saw the question.
Meth - when you need SEC speed and you need it NOW
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1) The Winning makes me confident.
2) The Royals resigned Yuni.
3) I won’t get to see one second of the bowl game because I will be attending “A Christmas Carol” with the significant others family. The Tigers have lost every bowl game i’ve watched and won every bowl game I’ve missed for the last 5 or 6 years… so Tigers win 29-19
4) Teach her how to use all of those things. Or sign her up for twitter.
Top Heavy Beer Drinker
Those oranges look really gross
You would think they would have put some really pristine nice looking oranges in there.
by tigers and chiefs fan on Dec 21, 2011 2:52 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
they're probably clementines because Mangino doesn't know what fruit looks like
/fat joke’d
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
by mizzou2396 on Dec 21, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
The oranges were fresh when they put them in there
10 seconds later they were rotten. I’ll give you 1 guess why
If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
John Wooden
by lost..in the woods on Dec 21, 2011 3:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
decaying mythical birds full of crap?
/what did I win?
Never forget Wolf Island, or pie! #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 21, 2011 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
The Duke is retiring off ESPN radio
I think Sleepy should apply for his gig.
Upholding fine Mizzou traditions in Maryland.
MvP, RoC official Nemesis
Bristol, CT is a shithole
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Dec 21, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
you could commute?
from, say, not Bristol?
Upholding fine Mizzou traditions in Maryland.
MvP, RoC official Nemesis
we are not all of the Dr. Scroogy McRicheypants tax bracket.
Never forget Wolf Island, or pie! #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 21, 2011 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
But there is an amusement park across the street
Advocating for the "Spreadbone" since 2010
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Correction
Giant Shithole
by MizzouRugby on Dec 21, 2011 5:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Lawrence is expanding?
Never forget Wolf Island, or pie! #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 21, 2011 11:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I always forget that The Duke had the radio call of the Flutie Miracle
came to love The Duke when I used to listen to ESPN radio and Tony Kornheiser and he would go back and forth.
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Rock M Nation
yeah, it always seemed like he was hesitant to get involved at first.
but then when he did, there was nothing better on any station. man, the amount of topics they covered was mind boggling. sad, sad day duke leaving.
That don't make no sense!
by threadkiller on Dec 21, 2011 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
My attempt
1) the structure in place that was sorely lacking (in hindsight) the last few years. Offensive sets, half-court D being emphasized, continuity in the rotation when substituting players…it’s just so nice to see.
2) Duh….PITBULL SONGS
3) Mizzou wins, uh, by like, 2 touchdowns or something
4) time travel.
by CBonerfied on Dec 21, 2011 4:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Hey Bill if your Mom needs laptop
I highly recommend she get the New MacBook Air. its badass, super fast, very light and a Hipster worthy device.
Fight Tigers Fight!
JT Tiller Alert!!!!
I was able to Skype with him today – From Poland!
Check out the interview on the show at 5:30 or so.
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
Sorry to bring up old Tiller history
I’ve never brought this up in the blog before, but … I had Tiller in a class once. I was one day lecturer in an intro to civil engineering class. He acted like a complete douche bag: talking the whole time, cracking jokes and not paying any attention. I wish I would’ve at least gotten his autograph for enduring his immaturity. Not a fan of him as a student, but I sure loved his D.
Irish provenance of the schwa pronunciation of vowels in weakly stressed syllables -> Missoura
you should've taught in Polish.
Never forget Wolf Island, or pie! #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 21, 2011 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
1 -They’re still sooo efficient on offense. Illinois is not.
uh, nothing recently, but lots of history still concerns me
2 – “Decided schematic advantage”
3 – Missouri 31, North Carolina 23
4 – I’d tell you, but you’ve probably never heard of it.
by Sheriff Blalock on Dec 21, 2011 8:36 PM CST reply actions
1 – What have you seen in the last couple of cupcake basketball games that makes you encouraged about tomorrow night against Illinois? What have you seen that makes you less optimistic? (For Doug: if you had $1,000,000 and were forced at gunpoint to bet it on Kansas either winning or not winning the Big 12 this year, which way are you going?) Perimeter defense has been shaky at times. That’s the only thing that really worries me so far.
2 – Name one thing dumber than college award watch lists. They’re pretty stupid.
3 – Oh right, this is the final roundtable before the bowl game too. (Doug: bowl games are things that teams play when they have a winning season. Just FYI.) What’s your official Indy Bowl prediction? My prediction is that I’ll be doing something else besides watching this game, and I probably won’t even know what the score was until a day or two later.
4 – Since moving to Columbia, my mother has, with our influence, bought an iMac, an iPhone and a B&N Nook Color. What’s next for this newly tech-savvy hipster? Words fail to convey just how impossible it would be for me to care less about this.
Wow, uh. Merry Christmas to you, too!
by MU'97 on Dec 21, 2011 10:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You forgot to quote the entire question before answering.
How do you feel about Bivouac77’s enormous amount of quoted verbiage that we all knew about already just in order to set up short, uninformative, and somewhat passive-aggressive answers? Wow, uh. Merry Christmas to you, too!
by Wan Ihite on Dec 22, 2011 5:49 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
My vacation starts today, and doesn't end until 2012.
2. Having a jayhawk on the RMN Roundtable. WTF?
9. The ACC as a conference is a joke. If we don’t beat UNC by 14, we will be Kentucky’s fooball beeeatch, and I cannot suffer that.
23. I wish I were going to Shreveport with Toupee. I would bring ALL of my meth-fireworks!
7. Sleepy is too good for Bristol. But I’m really mad that I was caller 9 for the Chiefs tix. I’m coming for you Spencer!!!!!
Never forget Wolf Island, or pie! #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.

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