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San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers (17) and Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Blaine Gabbert (11) meet at midfield at the end of an NFL football game, Monday, Dec. 5, 2011, in Jacksonville, Fla. San Diego beat Jacksonville 38-14. (AP Photo/Stephen Morton)
Blaine got his first taste of MNF last night. Please give this post-game photo a winning caption.
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Blaine heard that Rivers sometimes grills fish and confronts him at midfield.
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Rivers: Why are you still wearing a helmet?
Gabs: Have you seen my offensive line?
by MU'97 on Dec 6, 2011 9:54 AM CST reply actions 16 recs
Philip Rivers can't stand the smell of asparagus.
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by DnrW on Dec 6, 2011 9:55 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
After listening to last week's "Hang Up and Listen" podcast's discussion of football players' peeing habits (as in, they just go in their pants), your joke takes things to a whole 'nother level.
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by Dutch Missourian on Dec 6, 2011 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, i'm sure BG pissed himself once or twice last night.
I was not aware it was a common occurrence though.
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Rough night, Blaine
But at least you didn’t fumble a routine snap to set up a game winning chip shot field goal on MNF.
by shaffe on Dec 6, 2011 9:58 AM CST reply actions 6 recs
Chargers #65 bows to his favorite Iron Chef.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
Rivers: Blaine all you need is the balls of a burglar...
That way you can hang in the pocket
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
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"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Dec 6, 2011 10:40 AM CST reply actions
Gabbert describes the awesome garlic chicken he ate last night...
Rivers decides to look for an exit strategy.
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by KeysMyaths on Dec 6, 2011 10:45 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
dude, you have garlic helmet.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 6, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
Just before shaking hands, Blaine Gabbert panics and runs out of the pocket.
GO GO FIGHTING METH AGGIES!
by Gaknar on Dec 6, 2011 10:52 AM CST reply actions 7 recs
Phillips: It’s easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Gabbert.
Gabbert: Shut your mouth, Phillips!
Phillips: You shouldn’t be allowed to touch a football. Except for Jones-Drew, you’re all an insult to the game.
Gabbert: Come on! We’ll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!
Phillips: We play in front of actual crowds instead of tarps, Blaine. You ain’t good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
Gabbert: Watch it, jerk!
Phillips: Shut up, idiot!
Gabbert: Moron!
Phillips: Scab eater!
Gabbert: Butt sniffer!
Phillips: Pus licker!
Gabbert: Fart smeller!
Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
Gabbert: You mix your Wheaties with your mama’s toe jam!
Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
Gabbert: You play ball like a girl!
Phillips: What did you say?
Gabbert: You heard me.
Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at Qualcomm. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Gabbert: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!
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by Dutch Missourian on Dec 6, 2011 11:04 AM CST reply actions 7 recs
Of course by Phillips, I meant Rivers... goddamnit JOKE FAIL
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by Dutch Missourian on Dec 6, 2011 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
"Duuuuhhh!!! Which way did he go George, which way did he go?"
“Wow! Get it together, kid! They really do need to get you protection, ANY protection!”
by McZou on Dec 6, 2011 11:06 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Rivers: Well at least this wasn't the worst day ever.
Blaine: (awkward stare)
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 6, 2011 11:46 AM CST reply actions
Seeking PR advice, Blaine Gabbert turns to an expert.
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by Dutch Missourian on Dec 6, 2011 1:59 PM CST reply actions
Blaine Gabbert bringin' it up in Phillip Rivers' grill.
"I try to shoot shots that I know are going to go in."
-Marcus Denmon
by ttt on Dec 6, 2011 4:06 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"Gabbert! You have got to learn to stand in the pocket man!"
Gabbert: “I know. My O-Line gave me crap about it all through college.”
To this day Blaine still keeps his helmont on 24 / 7 for fear of
a knock out punch by either a Nebraska fan or player.
wow spell check would have been handy for helmet
YES, Im a tard!
by whosyourdaddy on Dec 7, 2011 2:42 AM CST up reply actions
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