Mizzou Links, 12-9-11
by Bill C. on Dec 9, 2011 6:13 AM CST
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Dave Matter E.J. Gaines is Missouri's first 1st-team all-conference cornerback of the Big 12 era, first since Adrian Jones (1989) overall
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A hearty congrats to E.J. Gaines and Dominique Hamilton for joining Henry Josey and Michael Egnew on the writers' All-Big 12 team. Gaines is second in the country in passes broken up, third in passes defended per game. He has been incredible, and his honors are well-deserved. Meanwhile, all Hamilton did was pull down seven tackles for loss, recover two fumbles ... and win two games by batting down passes. Kudos.
- Hooray, AP Writers
MUtigers.com: Four Tigers Earn First Team AP All-Big 12 Honors
The Trib (Dave Matter): Four Tigers earn AP 1st-Team All-Big 12 honors - Recruiting
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PowerMizzou: Dorial Green-Beckham: No rush for No. 1
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Now, I'm trying not to have too much fun with the Weis hire, simply because people are acting just as incredulously to this as they were to Frank Haith back in April (and if the season ended today, Haith would probably be national coach of the year). That said, there is no Marcus Denmon waiting to be inherited on the Kansas roster, no Flip Pressey ... hell, no Brady Quinn for that matter. Honestly, I don't know what Kansas saw in Weis at this stage in his career, and other than MONEY MONEY MONEY, I'm not sure what Weis saw in Kansas. This is as baffling (and hilarious) a hire as I've seen in a while.
- Weis To KU
Alligator Army: Charlie Weis Leaving Florida to Become Kansas' Head Coach
EDSBS: CHARLIE WEIS IS GONE NOW LET'S DANCE
Lawrence Journal-World: Name recognition: Jayhawks get big name -- Charlie Weis
KC Star: KU hiring Charlie Weis looks like a desperate move
KC Star: They said it ... on Charlie Weis' hiring as KU coach
Team Speed Kills: Charlie Weis to Kansas; What Does Florida Do Now?
Dr. Saturday: Charlie in Charge: Weis' return means no more Mr. Nice Guy in Kansas
CBS Sports: Weis to Kansas: a good move for Florida?
Our Daily Bears: Kansas Forgoes Reason, Hires Charlie Weis as Head Football Coach
Saturday Blitz: Charlie Weis to Kansas The Strangest Move In A Strange Off-Season
SB Nation: Bobby Bowden Is Wary Of Charlie Weis As A Head Coach - Neutered Computers Speak
Wall Street Journal: 2011 BCS Rankings: The Men Behind the Computer Rankings Speak - A Plus-One Is Coming
Wall Street Journal: BCS 2011: Is College Football Close to 'Plus-One'
Pre-Snap Read: So What If It Was 1997, Not 2011?
Frank The Tank: Change is Coming: Four BCS Plus-One Options Under Consideration
Dr. Saturday: The Doc Sat Playoff Plan: 2011 bracket, engaged
Mizzou Basketball Links
- Navy
MUtigers.com: No. 10 Tigers Host Navy Saturday at 4 p.m. - STEEEEEEEEEEEVE
KBIA Sports Extra: Mizzou's Steve Moore taking up more of the middle - Rush the Court: Big 12 Alley-Oops and Airballs: Week Four
SEC
- SimmonsField.com: SEC Dixie-nary: N is for Numbers
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MUtigers.com: Women's Team Ranked 10th in CSCAA Poll
MUtigers.com: Men's Team Ranked 14th in CSCAA Poll - Mizzou Wrestling
MUtigers.com: No. 12 Wrestling Travels to No. 20 Kent State - Mizzou Gymnastics
MUtigers.com: Mizzou Gymnastics Hosts Black & Gold - Mizzou Women's Basketball
KBIA Sports Extra: Pingeton proud of her Mizzou crew but notes they have a long way to go
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I'm here at the student ticket pickup for the kU game...
Have never seen this many people lined up for the ticket. The line of people lines both walls around the concourse of the Arena. Free coffee and donuts though!
by CapnCribbs on Dec 9, 2011 6:21 AM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
You should have been there
for the last game at Hearnes. What a night that was. Lots of hurt feelings.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Dec 9, 2011 10:46 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ouch
I tried to drink that memory out of existence. But on a positive note, AJ had a monster of a game that day.
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." ~ Jack Handey
I was more speaking of the line for admission.
We lined up the night before, waited for hours upon hours and then when we got in we found out that all we waited for was to sit behind the friggin zou crew who ambled in hungover whenever they damn well pleased (up to and including halftime).
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Dec 9, 2011 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
Hate to out do you but...
The lady friend swung by the library, got my ID, picked em up and brought both back…at 2pm. It was magical
by MizzouRugby on Dec 9, 2011 7:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
As long as Navy basketball doesn't cut block...
… we’ll be OK.
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by RPT on Dec 9, 2011 6:22 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
That frustated the hell out of me 2 years ago at the bowl game.
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by Pie Beats Cake on Dec 9, 2011 9:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I see what you did there....
… and I liked it.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
Also sending a good morning from Mizzou Arena
The line is obscenely long; pickup starts in 25 or so minutes, we’ll see how long it takes to go through. Wouldn’t hate a shout-out to @FakeKevin from the RMN twitter…
by groggydog on Dec 9, 2011 6:35 AM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
How far up in the line are you?
I hope they have more than three ticket stalls open…
by CapnCribbs on Dec 9, 2011 6:42 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm back by 207
But we’re in the wrapped around part. Didn’t get here til 6 or so. Based on previous years I’m expecting to be here until 10
by groggydog on Dec 9, 2011 6:50 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Is it really possible...
That DGB would choose Mizzou or is that just a reporter looking for something to write about? It just doesn’t seems like players at that high-end of the spectrum choose places like UM. It would be incredible, but I fear getting excited about the idea….thoughts?
"choose places like UM."
I don’t understand. They frequently choose Michigan.
/that guy
//sorry i’m not sorry
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by RPT on Dec 9, 2011 7:17 AM CST up reply actions
/stuffs face with pie
/stomps on cake
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by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
Here's an anecdote to make you feel better
Rivals recruiting database goes back to the Class of 2002. Since then:
5 Stars from MO: 2
5 Stars from MO that did not go to Mizzou: 0
by Transmogrified Tiger on Dec 9, 2011 7:25 AM CST up reply actions
Look, just because there are words on the screen, you can't expect me to read them.
GO GO FIGHTING METH AGGIES!
I like your gut
I’ve been thinking with my gut for years, and frankly I’m coming to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains
Nobody's going to say Mizzou's a lock or anything...
…but I do think they’ve got as good a shot as Arkansas or Oklahoma and a better shot than Alabama or Texas. The theory is that he’s going to stay reasonably close to home. So we’ll say Mizzou, UA and OU are each at 30%, UT and Bama at 5%. It’s a crapshoot, but people have been completely writing Mizzou out for a while, and I think that is unfounded. They wrote us off for Richardson and (more understandably) Gabbert too.
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I have no idea what kind of pitch Pinkel and co. have made
But at face value it seems like we have a lot to offer:
- Our offensive coordinator likes to run a pass-first offence when he has the tools to do it, so he would get the ball a lot.
- By design, or offence forces defences to cover every receiver, so teams couldn’t just double him on every down.
- We’re moving to college football’s premier conference, so he would get plenty of exposure.
- Our coaching staff has sent two wide receivers to the NFL who contributed immediately, so we can develop talent at the highest level.
- Every quarterback that has started at Mizzou since ‘02 is in the NFL now, and he would be coming in with the a record breaking high school quarterback, so he’s going to have guys that can get him the ball.
- Geography
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 8:25 AM CST up reply actions
You're a great recruiter Damnatio
sign me up!
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by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
yeah, to orthopedic surgeons.
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by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry, I can't hear you
over the sound of this money Dr. Smith handed me.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
might be a stretch to say we have two WRs that contributed immediately
Maclin has been great for the Eagles, but DA has struggled. When healthy, he can be a stud, but it’s a misleading to point to him as an NFL success story at this point. As a Mizzou success story? Clearly. As an example of Mizzou’s coaching staff sticking with a player through tribulation and injury? Absolutely. As evidence that Mizzou is churning out NFL-calibar WRs on a regular basis? Can’t go there yet.
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Relative to the other schools on his list, we're a WR factory
by Transmogrified Tiger on Dec 9, 2011 8:46 AM CST up reply actions
our 2 beats everybody else's 1 currently in the league
of course, OU had like 6 guys in the league at wide receiver a couple years ago.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
is Gage still in the league?
That guy was a solid second or third option for the bears / titans for a good NFL career
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
he got released before this season by the Titans
I don’t think he has been picked back up by anyone.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
It's also Gage's own fault he's not still in the league.
They wanted to re-sign him but he wanted too much $$.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Rocky Balboa once told me, "Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are."
well that's why I would point out that the way OU is counting is not correct
and imply that it’s almost fraudulent.
“We could tell you that we have 4 guys in the league right now if we counted the way OU does. We don’t do that at the University of Missouri. We’re a family. We care about our players and staff. We need to trust our players, and they need to trust us. I don’t know how they do it at OU, son, but I don’t think trust is built by bending the truth to make us look better to you.”
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we have way more than four guys in the league..
you have to specify receivers.
Ziggy Hood,
Spooooooon,
Rutland
Aldon and Justin Smith
Gabbert
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
we did specify receivers about 5 comments up
TT said we were a wide receiver factory.
Then we started talking about how many receivers we had, which led to a discussion about Brad Smith and then Justin Gage.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
ok, more than 5 comments up
2 above the picture of Brad
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Eh--
Guys want a shot. I think it’s fair game to brag about how many recievers you have put in the league. What happens after that is not the school’s responsibility.
right, but if you brag about it
and the other side has more stuff to brag about, you have to change the terms to make sure what you are bragging about is the best.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
this is why your cult is selling so well, imo.
That and the alcohol.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
How about Leo Lewis?
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by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
Don't forget Willi Mo
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 9, 2011 11:27 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Does anyone else find it strange that our defensive players seem to have way more success in the NFL at this point.
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Pie Forever!
Now that you mention it, yes
But on the case of WilliMo, he always seems to be hurt.
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certainly odd at first take
I guess the simple argument is “system offense that differs from NFL”
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
I would agree with you on QB's but not so much on WR's
I have seen several NFL teams have regular 4 and 5 WR sets
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
I think the emphasis is on "seem"
Do we really have that many more defensive players in the league than offensive, and have they been that much more successful? Just looking at Wikipedia (unreliable but convenient), I’m counting 8 players on each side of the ball currently in the NFL (including practice squads)…
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
True but how successful are they.
Maclin looks good Gabbert is starting but things are harder for QB’s Brad Smith has had a nice career. I would argue that Justin Smith and Aldon Smith are playing much better and then you throw in Spoon and Ziggy Hood I still feel better success is with the D right now.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
I will come up with valid points once in a while.
But only during strange convergences occurring in the rotation of our galaxy.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
maclin's hurt about as much as da any more, seems like.
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by threadkiller on Dec 9, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
well sure, but in recruiting a wide receiver
I’m not sure “some of our qb’s end up as wide receivers” is a route you would want to take.
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clearly, the "kidding" font didn't come through
by jschooltiger on Dec 9, 2011 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
my bad
you gots to spells out the jokes for me or else i justs donts gets it.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
Recruiting is all about massaging the facts
When his knee isn’t exploding, he’s contributing
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 8:46 AM CST up reply actions
It's amazing any TSA would let him get on a flight with that knee.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
Well, he can't drive that golf cart from Gainesville to Lawrence.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Rocky Balboa once told me, "Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are."
The debris generated could surely bring down any plane with and explosion.
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Pie Forever!
I never thought I'd see Danario compared to/confused with Charlie Weis.
that just happened.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
I hope its' not a cult thing.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
Maclin and Alexander are a perfect pitch, really...
…DGB is built a lot like Alexander (and has evidently taken a shine to him), and Maclin is proof of Mizzou’s “family atmosphere,” which could come in handy with DGB’s history (adopted family, brother with leukemia, etc.). Whatever Mizzou can or cannot provide, they have been truly exemplary with the family element. It is one of those things that makes you proud to root for a Pinkel team.
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by Bill C. on Dec 9, 2011 9:01 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
that's going to have to drop significantly
if we’re to compete in the sec.
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Now, now
We can’t drop our standards for graduate rates… now, dropping the standards required for graduation, that’s a whole different matter…
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
I can't read my diploma!
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by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Unfortunately that's how the game goes
You can’t max out all the stats. So SEC provides +2 to speed but it is counter-balanced by a -2 to academics.
Irish provenance of the schwa pronunciation of vowels in weakly stressed syllables -> Missoura
by totalloser on Dec 9, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
C'mon!
Is this really true? Can you source it?
by Glencoe Hammer on Dec 9, 2011 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
I said it last night, I'll say it again
That’s up there with EDSBS’s best work.
by Sheriff Blalock on Dec 9, 2011 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
I'm guessing he's a pretty big fan of Notre Dame.
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by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
Florida.
He was doing a happy dance that Weiss is gone.
by IHatedHarpos on Dec 9, 2011 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Yes
I’m just a little miffed at the present moment in time that a bowl in shreveport is the exemplar for"may miserable things happen to you"
when was there a moment in time
where any period of time in shreveport WASN’T an exemplar for “may miserable things happen to you”
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
Alton Brown is not just about food
Personal goal for the day: go to range and run 500 rnds through H&K P30. Stay frosty people.
Which is this:
Nobody sends back food when the cook is packing.
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try the veal!
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
Yes, they are slick little guns.
Quality made, although a little overhyped due to the Bond factor.
The other Walther lines are generally better and more effective guns though.
I feel even better about watching him
Knowing that his pay check is going to good use. (I’m not being sarcastic, either.)
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
he's jumped the shark for me
Anyone who refers to himself as a “gastrophysicist” is just too much for even me to take. And I can tolerate a high level of food snobbery, I have to live with myself, after all.
by Sheriff Blalock on Dec 9, 2011 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
I had never heard that; that is a little over the top.
The whole food network has gone that direction though; it’s no longer food driven, it’s character driven. Which is a shame, because I actually like food better than people.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 9:39 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah... I don't know...
She’s probably the hottest on the food network, and I wouldn’t kick her out of bed or anything, but she just doesn’t do it for me the way she clearly does for some people.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
Her head is 60% of her body weight.
25% boobs
15% other (including brain—she doesn’t seem terribly bright, and I hate how she fake stirs stuff.)
by Sheriff Blalock on Dec 9, 2011 9:46 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
nice teeth though...
/shouldn’t talk about women like i’m trading horses
//wife doesn’t read this blog, thank god.
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I think I'm safe, even if my wife did read this blog
My wife is way, way more vicious in her judgement of other women than I am; particularly if she thinks they’re prettier than her. No matter what I say, she’ll say something 100 times worse.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
The only thing my wife gets on is serving sizes from some of them
Rachael Ray is the worst. If she says it serves 4, you could get 8 out of it.
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she's not worse than Paula Deen
She calls a 9" by 13" pan of bread pudding a single serving, I believe.
by Sheriff Blalock on Dec 9, 2011 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
At least Paula is ridiculous and seems aware of it...
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 10:18 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Horrible like
the smooth silky sound of deep fried bacon wrapped butter with a side of hushpuppies.
Then yea.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 9, 2011 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
She is the voice of the SEC.
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by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
Sometimes I think this.
Other times, she looks perfectly normal. Hard to tell if she’s ditsy or if it’s just her TV personality.
It used to be on his Twitter account
and personal website, but it is no longer. Plus, he’s not really that science oriented, compared to others out there.
by Sheriff Blalock on Dec 9, 2011 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
nice. I only have rifles. I prefer to shoot things from a distance.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
If you are over 23, you should really look into exercising your 2nd Amend rights as a MO resident.
Take the class, fill out the paperwork, pack some heat.
Or hang some bear arms on your wall.
I am saving humanity by not exercising this right.
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they're the only way to achieve a bear hug.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
I thought 2396 was a computer
and therefore doesn’t have arms….
Or was that last quarter’s joke?
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why don't you ask one of your servants.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
you have minions.
servants/minions, what’s the diff?
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by threadkiller on Dec 9, 2011 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
Only evil people have minions
anybody can have servants
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
preferably only lawful evil.
Those chaotic evil characters are hard to work for.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
i find that to be a very narrow minded statement.
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by threadkiller on Dec 9, 2011 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
Hey
It’s not my fault I got my head stuck in a trash compactor as a child. Narrow-mindedness is a disability, dammit!
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
my way can offer you a way out of your misery, my son.
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by threadkiller on Dec 9, 2011 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
Sorry, I already joined Rugby's fanclub
I’d look like kind of a douche if I defected just to get my mind expanded.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
read the small print, man
you can join a cult regardless of fan club affiliation. And you must be a 5-star because TK is recruiting you!
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
Sweet, sign me up
I’m in a cult and a fanclub… this has been a solid week.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 11:05 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Here's your cult enrollment form:
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
gah, hadn't seen that, haha.
1:44 a.m., huh?
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by threadkiller on Dec 9, 2011 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
Awesome
I didn’t know there were so many pivotal decisions involved.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
glad to "just kill me now" is running away with it
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
I feel bad I didn't leave an option to join both.
That seems entirely wonderful. I should’ve drank MOAR whiskey while writing it.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
2396
has my vote and/or eternal soul.
by Wan Ihite on Dec 9, 2011 11:26 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This comment is written to memorialize
our agreement that on or about December 9, 2011. Wan Ihite (hereinafter “Wan”) does eternally pledge his right, title and interest in and to his eternal soul (hereinafter (“Soul”) to Mizzou2396 (hereinafter “2396”).
2396 may, without notice, exercise all rights, privileges or option pertaining to the Soul.
This pledge specifically includes any and all sins connected with Soul.
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crap that's good stuff
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
2396 is running away with it.
not counting kill me now, of course. guess people don’t like women and/or waiting lists. :-) you’re such a goofball, monkey.
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by threadkiller on Dec 9, 2011 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Poor TK
You should at least go vote for yourself.
by tigers and chiefs fan on Dec 9, 2011 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
i voted for just kill me now.
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by threadkiller on Dec 9, 2011 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
Couldn't get ahold of your protocol droid in time?
by Babbalynski on Dec 9, 2011 10:52 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
My parents couldn't afford one
Otherwise I wouldn’t have been playing with the dianoga in the trash compactor. Poor kids gotta make their own toys.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
nice.
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by threadkiller on Dec 9, 2011 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
was that on the detention level?
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Rocky Balboa once told me, "Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are."
With all of your military experience, you are another 5star cult recruit.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
not everyone can have servants
First you need to be loaded like Dr. Scroogy McRich.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
And that's why he's saving humanity
Can you imagine a computer with no regard for human life… with a gun? I’m pretty sure that’s how Terminator and The Matrix started.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
the guns are stored in his compound.
next to the Crystal Light and “sugar.”
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
how do you know where the guns are stored!!!!!!!????
I mean, what? I don’t have any guns.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
meth and aggieculture?
now you’ve got it.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
I have thought about it but I traded the only pistol I owned for a rifle.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
issokay, we bear hugged it out.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
Me as well.
I have a few rifles and shotguns, a musleloader….pistols just don’t do it for me. The whole larger/quicker area of targeting really limits their usage.
I can understand one use, of a huge pistol. Stopping a Brown bear in Alaska, that when you require fast aiming in close quarters…
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 9, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
You said it.
a pistol implies that I you will be really close to that dangerous thing I prefer to farther away from whatever dangerous thing I shoot at. Although they are kind of fun.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
Hinton is on fire
“…the Jayhawks are taking their chances on another surly dreadnought”
by jschooltiger on Dec 9, 2011 8:27 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Late to the party
Lucky Charlie Weis! I’ve heard that one of Mangino’s windbreakers is still “floating” around campus…the ku graduate PE department has been using it as a parachute during class. FREE GEAR!!!!
by CBonerfied on Dec 9, 2011 8:29 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Get it? Because they're both fat, and ku students play with parachutes like grade school kids
by CBonerfied on Dec 9, 2011 9:12 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
i know this won't happen,
but what if alabama were to blow out lsu and osu were to blow out stanford even worse? would there be a split national title? i say yes.
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I think the better chance at a split
is a close win for Bama over LSU. The only way to get a split is if the AP doesn’t go with the BCS. AP might vote for LSU over Bama because LSU beat Bama at home. I don’t see how the AP would have it’s 2nd place team get leaped frogged if it beat the #1 team, especially in a blow out.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
Can't split the BCS championship
it Goes to the winner of the BCS championship game. There could be a split AP national champion though.
Top Heavy Beer Drinker
You sir,
underestimate the ability of the SEC to play stupidly competitive defensive match ups. This game will last at least a fortnight and end in a tie, so that all may know that the SEC is the grandest conference that has ever been…or at least everyone South of the Mason Dixon Line.
"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."
and East of Texas
"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."
The only way a game lasts a fortnight
Is if Mike Leach somehow coaches a game against himself. Every play would be either a first down or an incomplete pass, and the play clock would never make it below 20. Of course, if both teams were coached by Leach, neither would actually play defence, so ever play would go for a touchdown.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
sounds like some MAC games I watched this season.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Maybe in the AP poll, which is no longer a part of the BCS formula
But I believe that in the other polls (the ones that figure into the BCS formula) the winner of the “national championship” is automatically declared #1. OSU may end up #2, but I don’t think they could be #1 because of the way the system is set up.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
Can't have Pinkel look bad...
They will say he was drinking when he made his picks!
by Tobilas Latham on Dec 9, 2011 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
Weis vs. Haith
Since RCT won’t let me pee in their litter box anymore, I’ll note that several folks (KSinDC, I am looking at you) have been comparing the waves created by the Haith and Weis hirings. I will give you that both set off media firestorms, derisive comments, etc. So to the extent that the comparision is offered up for “you never know,” that’s fine.
But the analogy falls apart in one critical way: nobody disputes that Haith was ina tough spot coaching Miami — a school with no basketball tradition competing in the ACC. But Weis was the head coach at Notre Dame, which has every advantage a college program could ever have.
That said, I do understand the beakers rallying around their man. As fans, what is your alternative? But I think they would have been better off with just about any of their other potential hires.
by MU'97 on Dec 9, 2011 9:47 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
eh, you could argue they were the worst big 6 conference team this year.
who could they have gotten?
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Lots of good MAC coaches
And the like who would jump at a BCS job.
The problem with Gill wasn’t that he came from a Mid Major school, but that he was crap. Our own Mr Pinkel shows you that there is lots of talent out there if you look hard enough.
none of the up and comers wanted it.
that’s why they had to settle on weis. he was the best they could do.
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by threadkiller on Dec 9, 2011 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
That's probably all their is to it
Say you’re a successful coach from a mid-major conference. You can either spend another couple years where you are, making okay money and letting your stock rise before a major program with a commitment to football takes a chance on you, or you can take the easy money from a school that has no commitment to football and basically torpedo your career. Seems like an easy choice to me, unless you’re so full of yourself you think you can lift a program out of the crapper by sheer force of will.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
there*
Dammit. It was bound to happen eventually.
Type O Nashion.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
I don't know if kU is
a school that has no commitment to football
Look how much they’ve paid to fire and replace coaches. They’re going to be doling out around 6 mil a year. We’re only paying GP some 2.6 or so.
That’s commitment! They’re just REALLY bad at it.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
If you're saying they're trying to be committed and doing a terrible job, I agree.
Commitment is more than dumping money into your head coach. You have to build a complete coaching staff, strength and support staff, dieticians, have top-rate facilities, etc. There were a lot of better ways they could have spent that money.
It helps to have people show up to games, too, but that’s somewhat outside the administration’s control.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
Three bad coaches, even!
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
Well they've started working with Groupon on the attendance thing.
I suggest Paula Deen for dietician. And they have like 37 coaches on the payroll. Instead of firing them with pay, they should just demote them to recruiters or cooking staff for Weis. If you’re going to pay them…
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
Looking right back at you
The prognostication track record has not been strong enough for the level of confidence displayed. Drawing distinctions between the hires doesn’t change that.
And my opinion on him is there for anybody to read. I don’t think I would have chosen Weis (and I don’t like throwing all the money at football), but I trust our AD as a football man, and I hope that trust is well placed. I’m kind of surprised MU fans didn’t give Alden more benefit of the doubt with the Haith hiring, but it’s not as though KU fans have been rushing to defend Zenger, so it is what it is.
you two should setting this
on the field, as gentlemen.
Upholding fine Mizzou traditions in Maryland.
MvP, RoC official Nemesis
But I thought they won't be playing Mizzou anymore?
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
by BigMOman on Dec 9, 2011 10:04 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Can't find any disagreement here.
We should talk about who’s fault it is the Border War is ending. :)
That's another place where we differ
I disagreed with the omission of “be” and the use of an alternative spelling of ‘settling.’
/ Troll’d
But seriously, I’ve pressed the issue a bit, and I get the impression the policy on banning on RCT may be changing so that we can have these sorts of discussions over there as well.
he's too rich to check for spelling and typos.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
your time zone advantage is SO unfair.
and hard to understand, like daylight savings time.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
RCT cracks me up
That BCS article isn’t good news for Kansas
It sounds like the bowls want more freedom in picking their teams. In a situation without AQ/BCS considerations, the bowls could pick up a third SEC/B1G team over legit, small market teams.
by jschooltiger on Dec 9, 2011 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
With Mangino and now Weis, their best bowls are edible.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
the kfc bowl!!
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by threadkiller on Dec 9, 2011 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
Ugh... eligible
Kansas automatically qualifies for the Domino’s Pasta In A Bread Bowl frequent customer discount card now. But only cause Charlie brought his card with him from Florida, Mangino left with his :(
needs moar carbs! where's the butter?
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
A dipping sauce
with “butter” probably comes with it.
by Sheriff Blalock on Dec 9, 2011 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
Like that stuff that papa john's gives you
to dip the crust in
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
Paula Deen approves.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
That looks too well put together to be what it usually looks like
I imagine this is more representative:
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
Is that goat vomit?
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
I think even our most optimistic fans wouldn't go that far
A joke that we could be omitted from the bowls any time soon?
They already are
GO GO FIGHTING METH AGGIES!
by Gaknar on Dec 9, 2011 10:55 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
The next thing a kU grad sees after the kU bowl:
SIGN: Employees MUST wash hands before returning to their burger station.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:07 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Rooooooock Chaaaaaaaalk, Frooooooooont-Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt ku
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram
"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Dec 9, 2011 10:55 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The best thing about this photo is the orange bar on the front of his shirt. it’s exactly like the black bars that Teevee stations digitally drop over the front of woman to hide the body parts that that orange bar would hide.
Looks like if they sag any further people would mistake them for nuts
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram
"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Dec 9, 2011 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
was he nippin'?
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
Just sayin he might need a little more equipment
by Wan Ihite on Dec 9, 2011 11:17 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
MANSIERRE!
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by threadkiller on Dec 9, 2011 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
Where do you put your winkie if you have a front butt?
confused anatomically.
Where’s Dr. Scroogy McRich when you need him?
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
Um...
I really don’t want to think about this too long, but if I had to speculate, I would imagine it’s inside the front butt crack.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Are you sure there's even a crack?
Look’s pretty solid. Is he possibly wearing a girdle or a manzeer?
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
No, I'm not sure
I don’t want to be sure. The less I know about the anatomy of another man’s front butt, the happier I am.
Though the fact that you called it a “winkie” made me laugh out loud at my desk.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
you should see the movie "Arthur
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
Rest 1-2-3, Rest 1, Rest 1- hold on, I need to rest
GO GO FIGHTING METH AGGIES!
by Gaknar on Dec 9, 2011 10:59 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes the clap song...
my g/f (beaker) was even embarrassed when I showed her that one
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram
"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Dec 9, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
that video is the most educating that's taken place at kU in 30 years.
Barely beats out the coloring books in the geology department.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
yes!
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
by Logan Hill on Dec 9, 2011 11:35 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
sold where can i buy one?
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram
"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Dec 9, 2011 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
the website at the bottom of the picture of course
if you’re serious I can give you the link to the design
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
seriously thinking about it...
my beaker g/f could use a quality stocking stuffer
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram
"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Dec 9, 2011 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
Why do so many posters have beaker wives or girlfriends?
Is it a karma thread thing? We trying to convert them?
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
my fiancee is an ex-beaker fan
she converted and went to Mizzou, though my future inlaws are all beakers. I almost feel bad talking sh** to her grandma. Almost
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
Because there are no suitable mates at kU
Beaker women must go seek suitable mates elsewhere. It’s for the good of the species.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 1:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
So you are saying that BST is quite the catch?
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
by drewder on Dec 9, 2011 1:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm saying he's more of a catch than any male beaker.
It’s a low bar.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
The Weis hire
Almost made me waver on the SEC move. We’re not going to be around to watch this all end in tears.
by MizKC on Dec 9, 2011 9:59 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
kU will rent billboards in KC to tell you all about it.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
"miracle" of television?
religion discussion alert!!
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by threadkiller on Dec 9, 2011 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
save it for the compound!!
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
you get the LHN in England?
We can’t even get it in Missouri!
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by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:13 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
The one thing I've leaned from all this...
It only takes ONE rec to turn something green at RCT? Whoa.
Twitter: KeysMyaths
low self esteem issues.
It’s like therapy for Mr. Clark when he has a comment go green.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
I'm surprised it takes that much...
I figured you post a comment it would automatically turn green once you hit submit
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram
"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Dec 9, 2011 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
I'm thinking of signing up and just greening EVERY comment on EVERY thread.
You know, in the spirit of Christmas.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
So Terez Paylor is Mike D's replacement
I know nothing about the guy except his Twitter bio, which is as follows:
I cover the Royals, Sporting KC and high schools for @KCStar. Ardent supporter of the I-formation and full-court press. Not a fan of pitch counts.
This does not give me confidence. You can convince me on the validity of the full-court press, but the I-formation and pitch count comments don’t exactly scream modern thinking.
by Sheriff Blalock on Dec 9, 2011 11:10 AM CST reply actions
seems like the "t" and "p" should be switched.
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by threadkiller on Dec 9, 2011 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
full disclosure
I was trying to switch around the t’s and p in “pitch count” for nearly a minute before I realized what you meant
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
sorry, my posts are always around 75% fail and 25% bs.
the other half just sucks.
In love with the new Gaknar avatar.
by threadkiller on Dec 9, 2011 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
Hey MvP, ROC
here’s the rack:
Upholding fine Mizzou traditions in Maryland.
MvP, RoC official Nemesis
by Ausgiano on Dec 9, 2011 11:59 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
nice rack
/hadtobesaid
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
by Logan Hill on Dec 9, 2011 12:04 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
that is rich, Doc.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 12:36 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
HOLY CRAP!!!
It’s real. Much like a Sheldon Richardson or an Ozark Wild Man once thought only legend it has become real.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 9, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Here's an interesting link...
the picture midway down the front page shows how Washington is addressing the issue of removing their running track from around the football field. It involves tearing down one side of the stands and moving them closer to the playing field.
No word on if they can re-use the playing surface, which was paid for by Paul Allen when the Seahawks played 2 seasons at Husky Stadium while Centurylink Field was being built.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Rocky Balboa once told me, "Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are."
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/PDF/frontpage.pdf
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Rocky Balboa once told me, "Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are."
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2016706901_huskystadium07m.html
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Rocky Balboa once told me, "Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are."
The part about rats is interesting too
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh, I have seen them.
Trust me, it needs to be blown up. In fact, some of the old timers told me when they initially erected the south stands, I think, they collapsed a few weeks later. Comforting.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Rocky Balboa once told me, "Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are."
God I hate calling it Centurylink Field.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 9, 2011 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
I will always refer to it as FrankenBrain Field in honor of you, Doc.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
I will just leave this nugget of WTF?? right here...
K-State fans complaining about playing Arkansas in a bowl game because it will hurt their national reputation. Link
Pie and Coffee is approximately the third best social interaction a man can hope to have with a woman.
by Pie Beats Cake on Dec 9, 2011 12:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions
If I had to start listing the most recognizable football programs
I think it would take me an awful lot longer than #2 to reach Kansas State.
I’m known as a bit of a dreamer!
Does the SEC still have quotas about how many non-white players can be on the field at a time? I didn’t believe, but my uncle forwarded me an email. Don’t shoot the messenger here, just asking..
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
who are these people and where did they come from.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
the guys at BOTC were making fun of them, too.
I think it’s a cross between TigerBoard and the KC Star.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
My mind has been blown. This is so out of touch with reality that it is like giving your mom a severed head for Mother’s day instead of flowers.
Pie and Coffee is approximately the third best social interaction a man can hope to have with a woman.
by Pie Beats Cake on Dec 9, 2011 12:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
See this seems logical to me.
MOM, I FOUND THE BEST MOTHER IN THE WORLD.
NOW YOU ARE THE BEST MOTHER IN THE WORLD!
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 9, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs
I'm sick and it's been a slow day.
But for some morbid reason this made me LOL so hard. So for this, you get a rec.
I’m known as a bit of a dreamer!
but it doesn't make sense to me.
How could a mother be the best mother in the world if she has a son who cuts of other mother’s heads?
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
commitment = love
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
are any of them sordid?
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Her other son isn't the murderer...
which makes up for the black sheep of the family.
Think of it like the BCS of Best Mom voting, and the bad son is Nick Saban gett’in rid of the potential for competition.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 9, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
Yes but if she had one good one and one bad one wouldn't they cancel each other out and make her middle of the road mother
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
this is actually happening
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
by Logan Hill on Dec 9, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It doesn't matter if she has the trophy in her hand.
You can’t nullify a national Mother of the Year Award like it’s a Heisman or something.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
But that's my point she won't get the trophy bad son prevents it.
Kind of like okie states bad loss prevents them from having a chance.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
She'll get the trophy because Bad Son probably
got rid of Moms #1-4 so she goes up in the rankings.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 9, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
This makes less sense because this only makes bad son that much worse.
It works against her.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
To a point yes...
but no one knows that Bad Son got rid of the other Mothers.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 9, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Then the award is fraudulent and therefore invalid.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
Like the BCS
voting.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 9, 2011 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
I still don't agree.
Cowboy Mom has a really bad son we all now this and they get no shot. Bama Mom has a bad son too but he has a good heart they get a shot.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
So then she'll have to foreit the trophy later.
But everybody still knows that she won the award.
I’m known as a bit of a dreamer!
So she's more of the USC type Mom.
Yep, I agree with that.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 9, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
It depends on how bad the voters take the murder.
If it was an awesome murder, maybe she gets extra credit for that. What if some mom’s are changing families and voters are getting revenge for that?
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, she is most definately not going to be
Mom #1 for long, a la Game of Thrones and such.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 9, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
This seriously killed me.
Thereby eliminating another mom from the competition. What a good son.
by IHatedHarpos on Dec 9, 2011 1:20 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
pun intended?
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
by drewder on Dec 9, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Jason Vorhees would approve.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Rocky Balboa once told me, "Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are."
So Arkie is ranked #6 in the BCS and KSU #8
Are they aware of what the BCS is?
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
Hate is one thing
But at least the beakers HAVE a history in pigskin. KSU was the LAUGHING STOCK of college football until Snyder arrived.
I’m known as a bit of a dreamer!
They have only been to 14 bowl games
before Snyder only 1 and Ron Prince 1
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
and smell like it.
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
the level of ignorance there is kind of astounding
sheesh, haha
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
Heh????
We have the second most recognizable program behind Notre Dame and I don’t want to tarnish it.
I’m known as a bit of a dreamer!
That's worthy of this no matter where it ends up.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Rocky Balboa once told me, "Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are."
Sooo...
No caption contest today, huh?
Anybody got a good picture we can caption?
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 12:25 PM CST reply actions
How about the hot ninja?
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know if that's a good idea
We struggle to keep the captions PG even when the pictures are. I can’t imagine where the captions would go with that one.
That said, my entry would be “Every man’s dream: a woman capable of operating silently.”
/mywifewouldslapme
by Damnatio Memoriae on Dec 9, 2011 1:29 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
i don't know if anybody noticed
but the guy who played the blue power ranger in the tv series is named david yost….just saying
my feelings exactly
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
by Logan Hill on Dec 9, 2011 12:52 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
that too, is commitment.
Is that a geology joke because of the rock being SO superior?
Never Forget Wolf Island, or pie. #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Dec 9, 2011 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
then there's this...
Upholding fine Mizzou traditions in Maryland.
MvP, RoC official Nemesis
by Ausgiano on Dec 9, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I've asked Spencer Hall a couple of questions today on Reddit, thought I'd share them
What should us Mizzou fans expect next season? I’ve been to Talladega, will the visiting crowds be just like that? And how well will Gary Pinkel fit in the SEC?
HELL. We’re going to write a piece on this, but you should expect confusion on the part of fans, some courtesy, and then the usual mix of fear and derision. As far as Talladega comparisons go, a NASCAR crowd is rougher and more downscale than most SEC crowds, so the comparison is inaccurate in that respect.
As far as Pinkel goes, he’s gonna have to start drinkin’ brown liquor if he wants any respect around here. (SEC coaches drink beer in cans, actually. He’ll be fine.)
Another Mizzou to the SEC question: What five things do I need to have in order to create an “SEC-level” tailgate?
Brown liquor
Massive televisions with satellite hookup.
Some form of multiplayer game
A humorous sign or prop or flag
Music, but be sure to throw in a few curveballs.
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