Mizzou Basketball Coaching Search: Painter Watch 2011 Will Soon Conclude
It's Live Thread Wednesday!
Okay, so we jumped the gun yesterday. Knowing the pragmatism that Matt Painter has shown every single step of the way, it really made no sense that he would meet with Missouri and immediately make his decision. The guy takes his time.
Everything we've learned about Painter in recent days make me want him to become Missouri's head coach even more than I already did (and he was already the clear No. 1). The guy has shown a lot of Gary Pinkel's best qualities -- he is incredibly pragmatic, and he is clearly focused, first and foremost, on the long-term. While analysts at a national level simply see this about money (they summarized on SportsCenter this morning that "Purdue's going to have to pay up to keep him" ... which is about one-third of the issue), he has clearly begun to develop quite a few concerns about Purdue's long-term viability and ability to help him win a championship. Otherwise this would have never gotten this far. The only questions, at this point, are a) has Purdue managed to alleviate these concerns in the last couple of days, and b) does Purdue still get the benefit of the doubt? Or to put it another way, does a tie go to the home team?
Some quick positive and negative signs as we enter what is almost certainly the last day of Painter Watch 2011.
Good For Mizzou: This clearly isn't all about money.
If it were, Painter likely would have just accepted the (alleged) $1.9/year deal that Purdue offered him Monday night. There would have been no need for Mike Alden and company to still fly to Florida yesterday morning. Plus, when Purdue (again, allegedly) upped their offer yesterday, word of a decision still didn't leak out. Since Painter supposedly started liking the Mizzou job when Purdue visited Mizzou and he saw the facilities a few years ago, it's clear his draw to Mizzou goes far beyond "Purdue's not paying me enough."
At this point, it is obvious that isn't simply about contract leverage. A week ago, we all dismissed Painter's name because we just figured he was using Mizzou to get a raise from Purdue. But the amount of research he has done here clearly shows that he wasn't just using Missouri. Even if he ends up staying with Purdue, it is evident that he has taken this extremely seriously. And again, if it were just about leverage ... he got his raise offer, and he didn't immediately announce that he's staying at Purdue.
Good For Mizzou: Matt Painter clearly does not totally trust the Purdue athletic department.
Whether it is about simple investment, facilities, or whatever, there is obviously something there. (Obviously.) Painter has done an incredible amount of due diligence and research regarding Missouri, and it seems to have centered mostly around Mizzou's commitment to basketball and its recruiting possibilities. Makes you think he doesn't necessarily believe in Purdue's commitment to basketball and its recruiting possibilities. (The state of Indiana clearly has a high recruiting ceiling, but with Indiana, Purdue, Notre Dame and now Butler sharing a tight space, he might be doubting Purdue's individual ceiling in that atmosphere.)
Bad For Mizzou: This is still somewhat about money.
Whatever doubts Painter has about Purdue's commitment, they cannot alleviate everything over the course of a couple of "But baby, I've changed" phone calls. But they can earn the benefit of the doubt by opening up their previously closed purse strings. Rumor has it, they have done so in a major way. If they're willing to pay that much to keep him, then they've proved something, haven't they?
Good For Mizzou: Painter now knows about the state of Missouri and its potential.
Through his diligence and around-the-state conversations, Painter knows that Missouri's recruiting base includes, among other things, 60 Division I players in the last six years who didn't attend Missouri. They're not all good enough to play at Mizzou, but that's still a large base for a state with only one major conference team.
Over the weekend, Ross, Atch and I put together a potential "Missouri only" roster. It was impressive. You could build a helluva squad with the following players (all from the state of Missouri and its extended suburban areas): Ben Hansbrough (who technically would have used up his eligibility by now if he hadn't transferred), Marcus Denmon, Mike Dixon, Alec Burks, Alex Tyus, Josh Harrellson, Travis Releford, Trevor Releford, Steve Moore, Justin Hurtt, Dominique Morrison, Ricky Kreklow, Scott Suggs, Jesse Perry, Rahmon Fletcher, Tyler Griffey, etc. With Brad Beal, Ben McLemore, B.J. Young and Otto Porter coming in.
Obviously, it would never be realistic to lock down every single solid Missouri player (they still share Kansas City with KU, KSU, etc., and they still share St. Louis with the entire Big Ten ... and apparently the Univ. of Florida), nor would it be particularly smart to only recruit this state, but that's a solid base of players, and I have to figure it appealed rather significantly to Painter.
Bad For Mizzou: Painter now knows about the state of Missouri and its ... issues.
Right or wrong, Mizzou has had an incredibly up-and-down-and-further-down-and-back-up relationship with the city of St. Louis, among other things. And while we hope that every incoming football or basketball coach will mend all the fences and lock down the state of Missouri once and for all ... it's never going to happen. There are simply too many odd, old wounds and strong personalities at play here. And if Painter talked to high school coaches and AAU coaches from the area, he probably didn't just get the rose-colored view, now did he? There are issues in this state, and he likely heard about a few of them
Bad For Mizzou: Purdue is still Painter's alma mater.
He clearly has some serious reservations about Purdue's long-term viability ... but there's still a very good chance he gives them the benefit of the doubt. And you probably would too.
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I commented yesterday that we were going to see people's true personalities emerge last night because every single piece of information that came out could be spun in a distinctly positive and distinctly negative way. Matt Painter's not on the plane! His family's still in Florida! No it's not! He's still in Florida! No he's not! The Purdue players know nothing! Purdue has raised its offer! Well, today we almost certainly find out, one way or another.
Knowing that they needed to move on quickly if he turned them down, Missouri asked Painter to let them know his decision by noon today if at all possible. For both the sake of Mizzou's coaching search and the work productivity of Rock M readers, here's to hoping this is the last all-day live thread for a while ... even if "all-day" just means "until this thread reaches 800 comments by noon."
And if Matt Painter doesn't choose Mizzou ... I'll just choose to blame ghtd36. I recommend you do the same.
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My Nebraska friend BigRedTwice says this would be a done deal if Pinkel had gone down to Florida with the helicopter and swooped him up with the Rescue Basket.
Painter
has been worried about how is coaches are seen recruiting. Saw somewhere he didn’t want his assistants taking cabs to recruits houses. He wants them in Cadillacs. Pinkel goes to recruits in a helicopter! Take that Purdue.
Blaine?
Thanks for joining us, dude.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
by Andy--01 on Mar 30, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks for the update/insight
and what are you doing hed64, eating breakfast with Blaine?
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OMG ILUV MATT PAINTER LETS RAISE OUR EXPECTATIONS TO REDICULOUS LEVELS AND BLAME ALDEN IF HE STAYS AT PURDUE
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/just preparing you
by Zou want a piece? on Mar 30, 2011 7:50 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
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OMG ILUV MATT PAINTER LETS RAISE OUR EXPECTATIONS TO REDICULOUS LEVELS AND BLAME ALDEN IF HE STAYS AT PURDUE
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/just preparing you
by Zou want a piece? on Mar 30, 2011 7:50 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Yep
I heard someone on another board criticize Alden for “putting all of his eggs in one basket”. Wha?
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
Ha, right...
…because if we don’t get Painter, then we’re just not going to be able to field a team next year.
Wasting three whole days
Trying to get a home-run hire is clearly a mistake.
I guess we're supposed to interview ten candidates at a time and have them fight it out MMA style
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
have to go shortly, and actually have work to do...but....
Can Someone define “a source close to” said person? Can that be someone from pakistan that calls himself Bob and is very proficient with using google?
Alright...
That being said, whatever happens, I called it, of course which, I call absolutely nothing, but since I heard he will stay and go, then my source of a source of a source of course was correct! You can thank or hate me now!
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 7:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I think that gave me an Aneurysm
If you think this is a waste of time, follow me on twitter @BrandonMessner
well...I have to say...
I heard from a source close to the situation that there is a cure for that…but I can’t confirm. I am attempting to verify through the most reliable resource…aka…twitter.
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 8:10 AM CDT up reply actions
So easily confused that this was....
…supposed to be posted under the time zone error! I think I will shut down and start over!
Great wrap-up, Bill . . .
. . . MP would be a great get for the University, but there are others available if he chooses to stay; I have faith in Alden’s ability to find the best fit available.
Go Mizzou!
All this logical thought is just pissing me off
Give me a door to watch god damnit, with a chatroom where I can talk about firing Alden, and my distrust of Pinkel because NO FULLBACKS
There is such a place...
…it’s called Tigerboard.
We all understand what being a Mizzou fan is like. That’s no excuse for being a douche.
by jaeger on Mar 30, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sooooo...
It’ll still be noon when we hear something. /timezone’d
by CapnCribbs on Mar 30, 2011 8:14 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yes
but its ok that some people don’t know how timezones work.
Yes, those rights.
Just think how confused I would be if I lived in one of those states that have cities in two different time zones!
I hear you
I once flew to Atlanta Airport to interview at Auburn. I almost missed my flight back because I thought I had an extra hour.
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
Like Indiana?
it’s a circle. It goes up and down, and around.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
we just loved not having to change our clocks
it’s still annoying, although I do love the ‘fall back’ in the fall… spring forward kind of depresses me for a few days when I have to drive to work in the dark again, but all in all I like it.
my extended family
is from an area right next to the time zone border – about 60 miles north of west lafayette. they call it ‘fast time’ and ‘slow time,’ depending on the time of year, and your cell phone is constantly changing times, depending on which tower it connects to.
clearly painter will want to leave such insanity.
any other straws for me to grasp?
Yeah the cell phone thing freaks me out.
Big Brother!
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
That doesn't actually happen in WLaf.
Although it does switch a few times driving down 65 from Chicago/Michigan to WLaf.
it's close enough ...
.. for me to grasp at, considering the total absence of actual information.
Heh...
…I’m doubting that if Painter were to call to accept at 12:01pm (in any time zone), Alden will say “Thanks, but you came in after the buzzer. We’ve moved on.”
I think painter will make the decision
when he knows the answer. regardless of deadlines… of course he’s not going to be a dick and not oblige Alden’s request…. but if he knows what he wants he’ll let people know, that may very well be before the noon deadline or whatever.
also i don’t think alden will turn him down if painter doesn’t respond until well after the deadline… i think alden will simply start working on plan B once noon comes and goes. he just doesn’t want to miss out on a good second option by waiting around for his first choice that may or may not pan out.
FIRE ALDEN!!
IF PAINTER DOESN’T COMMIT BY NOON HE’S NOT COMMITED TO MIZZOU!
by CapnCribbs on Mar 30, 2011 8:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This entire process makes me want Painter even more.
He is clearly very serious about winning a national title and pays attention to the details that make this a possibility no matter where he ends up. I would officially be very disappointed if he doesn’t come to Mizzou…something I couldn’t say even two days ago.
That said, no matter what happens, kudos to Alden for pulling out all the stops. (or so it appears)
I think this entire process will make everyone want painter even more
particularly his recruits in indiana should he decide to stay… the media is making the man look like the most valuable coach in the country these past few days.
Twitter account...
Do any of the Purdue basketball players have twitter accounts? If we were to hear anything before 12:00 on which way this was going to go, where would be the best place to look? (Aside from RMN, of course.)
Here.
The masses will find any morsel of information and rush to bring it here. Take advantage of it.
@Ryne_Smith24, @RobbieHummel4, @MikeJack05 (asst coach), @BoilerBaller25
There are more but I can’t get my full follow list to pull up on my phone…
they do
but I don’t know any of them really… they’ve been mentioned a few times on H&R… one that i recall was a recruit saying he would play for painter if he stays. /shrug… i dont know if he was already committed, or if this publicity has made some recruits desire painter just as much as missouri has.
The good news here...
…is that a lot of Purdue fans seem to be assuming he goes to Mizzou because they never get any breaks. Kind of a “resistible force versus movable object” contest here with these schools…
can we...
contact Ken Pomeroy and get some analysis and probabilities on this???
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Still in Fla?
How could he meet with the team to break the news to them if he’s still in fla?
by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 8:35 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No. He flew back to west Lafayette yesterday
To meet with a school official and ad Burke supposedly. And they were supposedly talking about raises for his assistants
media sources were confirming that
matt met with purdue officials via phone call, and that he was still in FLA… who knows how reliable, but i would say they’re moreso than twitter sources.
he used whom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I like correcting people by saying whom after they ask me something with who in it, even if who is correct. Because most of the time people will just buy it.
I learned how to use "whom" correctly
by listening to Mike Kelly. True story.
/yesourannounceristhatawesome
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
I taught Mike Kelly how to shave his head.
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
Mike Kelly taught me how to
sear a steak and make a delicious alfredo sauce
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions
....and we've officially entered groundhog day
"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Mike Kelly taught me
that coffee is, indeed, not that difficult to make in the morning
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if Painter will call a meeting with his players,
if decides to stay at Purdue?
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
The mtg with players is an indication of his decision.
If he meets with his players there’s a good chance it to tell them that he’s leaving.
If he is staying then he wouldn’t necessarily have to meet with his players to tell them so.
by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 8:33 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Regardless...
Painter will meet with his players no matter the decision.
I would agree under different circumstances
Since he is on vacation I would think that’s a phone call to say hey guys I’m stayin would be the okay.
by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 8:40 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Wow, Wiz's new album Rolling Papers is pretty underwhelming....
Rooftops and The Race are the only ones I’m liking…
He's a niche, he has flow...
I dont even roll up like all his Taylor Gang fanatics but a couple of his songs are very chill and just flow toooo good.
by EveryTrueSon on Mar 30, 2011 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions
You're blaming ghtd36?
That means I’m off the hook? Woo hoo!
Since it’s too early for beer, I bring you this link. Science + alcohol = FUN
Cocktail Chemistry: Parsing The Bloody Mary

I once made sushi for the department X-mas party
My colleague for some reason gulped down a full teaspoon of Wasabi. It was not a pretty sight to see a grown man cry.
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
I broke a jar of Wasabi at the grocery store I worked at on my first day...
….wow, that cleared out the nostrils of Unionville, MO for about 4 day after that.
by EveryTrueSon on Mar 30, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I beg to differ.
And will mix & pour MY concoction anytime at the pub.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
He forgot the vegies.
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
If you want a salad, order a salad.
I’m a booze-pourer, not a line chef. How about I concentrate on the liquor? :)
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions
How can you have a ballanced breakfast without the vegies?
And in the Queens English….How can you have any pudding without eating yer meat?
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
Just means you have to have a Martini, next.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, for seconds.
Bloody Mary first. THEN a GIN martini, with a nice handful of olives for all you veggie lovers.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions
wait 2nd breakfast?
are you a hobbit? Don’t lie to me, I can tell. I bet you’re a hobbit. Are you from the shire? Will you tell me a story?
I’m so excited about this. A hobbit bartender. I want to know what Gandalf is really like. Does Aragon ever shave or does his beard only grow to that length? Is Tremendous Stubble Aragon?
Is Saraumon still stuck in that tower?
Are we going Full Nerd
in this debate?
If I have to hear one more rant about how Peter Jackson left out the Scouring of the Shire…
Oh, no rant.
I loved the movies. Just saying that Saruman’s fate was covered in the books.
And seriously, how could those movies not make you want to read the books?
It's covered in the movies too
Just not nearly as awesomely
it's sort of covered in the extended version
but it doesn’t happen in the Shire like it does in the book.
These last few replies actually made me forget
what this thread was supposed to be about.
Babba… let’s hear it. :)
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I've read the books
a few times, but I read them when I was young and before the movies came out. I haven’t re-read them since the movies.
Can you make it
a Gibson i dont care for olives.
by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
If you bring the alternative garnish
I’ll make whatever you want.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Have been meaning to tell you..
…my nephew stationed at Ft. Hood celebrated St. Patrick’s Day on 6th Street in Austin wearing a kilt and his McNally’s t-shirt :)
That is phenomenal!
Need to start a Shakespeare’s-esque map of pictures of people in McNally’s gear.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I like your style TigerBartender
always have.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
what else can you make, besides Bloody Mary's
Cause those kinda suck
What do you mean I can't retire at 32?
He pours a mean Killians...
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I can attest to this.
Was that Monday nights with $2 Killians? Great way to start the week.
by Babbalynski on Mar 30, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
What is it about Bloody Mary's you don't like?
I can make a mean EXTRA dry gin Martini at home. Considering the alcohol tax in WA it saves me a ton of money.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep. That's by far the leading answer if people
don’t like Bloody Mary’s.
Too bad, I measure a brunch experience partially by the greatness of their Bloody Mary.
So then what do you drink for breakfast?
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
makes sense
It has the same consistency as Carnation Instant Breakfast.
I’m a HUGE Guinness fan, btw. My favorite beer, no question.
mmmmmmmmm........breakfast Guinness.
Yes please.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Welcome to the Party, Aaron
And, thanks!
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Personally Im really pleased with the way Alden has handled this. I think all of it makes MU look good.
At least in my opinion, it feels to me that the nationally people look at us now like Mizzou takes basketball very seriously and that either way we will get a good coach.
If Painter accepts
then I will paint the town red in celebration.
I don’t think Alden has painted himself into a corner by pursuing Matt.
I think we’ve painted Purdue fan’s angst with the same brush as ours.
I’ll be watching paint dry between now and noon.
I hope Matt and Mizzou fans will become close as two coats of paint.
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
watching paint dry
Pun on purpose or just dumb luck?
by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 8:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
it was on purpose I see
Didn’t catch all that with the first read as I’m driving. Very nicely done.
by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 8:54 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Do not respond to this.
I ride a motorcycle. Do not text and drive!!!
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
don't try to gloss over his humor
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
Anyone know what ISSUES
the St. Louis coaches still have with Mizzou? I’ve heard about issues for 20 years now. Still don’t know all the details.
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
Would'nt that change with the changes in
coaches and administration?
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
Not if you believe
the whole institution is racist.
It has become more positive over the years, but it still persists to some degree.
Also Norm wouldn’t kiss ass.
Someone should write a book about it one day...
…but it would take about 15 years of research. I know racism was part of it at one point or another, but it seems so much bigger than just one issue…
STL has a little bit of Bob Stoops in them
"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
STL DISRESPECT?!?!?!
How dare you think that…..
by EveryTrueSon on Mar 30, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey Bill
I have a question. I have heard the same rumor from two completely different places now. That when M. Anderson was hired, he was basically ordered NOT to go after recruits with questionable backgrounds, as to not further embarrass the university. Have you heard this? Any truth to it?
by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I've never heard of that either
but I do bet that emphasis was put on the character of recruits. But no hard rules or anything.
Well you have to
consider the source, the first time i heard it from Kevin Keitzman, the second time was Soren Petro maybe.
by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I have heard that rumor--
and there was a fairly recent interview I heard with Mike Anderson (pre-departure, obviously) where the question implied strongly implied the existence of a clause like this and Anderson sidestepped in a confirming-but-not sort of way. Wish I could remember more about that particular interview, but I don’t :/ I would imagine it was more of a “clean program bonus” clause than a “recruit limiting clause”, though
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Joke's on Mizzou if that's the case...
…since the first guys Anderson brought in (Hannah, Butterfield) were the only ones who ever had character issues…
Good point
I think the admin. is going to have to get over that sort of stuff, if you want to win and win big you have to be willing to take a chance on those types of kids. Not that you bring in every thug you can find.
by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Was Grimes a CMA recruit?
Mike Jr. was arrested for drunk-driving. I guess the character issue is relative. Whatever Dixon’s violation was, it was not in the neighborhood of the Butterfield domestic assault. Boy am I glad Athena is no more.
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
Then the policy worked, no?
I was happy hearing Alden emphasise academics in that press conference the other day. Not to be be a crotchety old stuffshirt, but I do like to remember the “student” part in “student-athlete”.
That doesn’t mean pretending to be an Ivy League school, but there should be some standards on academics and conduct.
So, basically,
We shouldn’t take the SEC approach of “who cares, as long as you can play ball” approach?
otherwise known as "Cheat Your F'in @$$ Off"?
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
It ain't cheating if
You leave the school before you get caught. Really, the entire SEC is just trying to perfect the “Pete Carroll system.”
A fine balance between...
Another year of the “Multi-Million Dollar Salary” versus “The Entire Program Burning to the Ground Around me*” debate.
- AKA “Folks might remember that, and I might have to take a coordinator’s position for a season, before being a HC again.”
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
When it happened I thought John Chaney was an idiot
But in hind sight, he must have had his reasons. It looks like Calipari is a perfect fit in the SEC.
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
I cant remember
all the details, but it does seem to be somewhat reasonable, with him coming in right after the whole Quinn fiasco.
by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Re-reading,
this sounds a lot more “I know something” than I intended… I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of such a clause, merely that I have heard a similar rumour and an interesting inflection in an interview with Mike Anderson. (I have SOURCES?)
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
it's pretty simple
Mizzou went to Desmett and St. Louis went to Chaminade. The 2 have never been able to get over it, because they still care about high school.
note I don’t endorse desmett or chaminade, nor do I say anything disparaging about them, they are just 2 high schools i know exist in St. Louis.
j j jes
u u uit
That’s all I remember from my Jesuit high school days (no, not in St. Louis).
After moving to MO, I learned quickly 3 things about STL:
1. you’all really care about what what high school people went to. Whenever I see two people from STL get together. The first question they would ask each other is, “what high school did you go to?” I grew up in public school in LA, and we didn’t gave a f*** where people went to high school.
2. you’all still call I-64 Highway 40
3. Ted Drewes is really great!
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
I'm from a small town SE Missouri
working in St. Louis, and I STILL notice the cliqueiness (god, there’s no good way to spell that non-word). It’s kinda weird. The only thing we cared about was if you went to the local rival school (note, in another town), and even then it wasn’t a huge deal except in sports.
Also, it’s not “40,” it’s “fahrty.” I have to fight the urge to laugh when people say “fahrty fahr.”
SEMO also
You are not from Sikeston or Poplar Bluff are you? If so then F*%k U.
Ha.
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
Gradiated
from Sikeston. Charleston up through 7th grade. Cape Central? Or Eesprairie (I’ve never heard it pronounced as 2 separate words until I was trying to tell my girlfriend about the town).
by Babbalynski on Mar 30, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
How old are ya?
We had about a half-dozen guys from Sikeston go through my fraternity in the late 90s, early 2000s.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
Yeah, but Troy people....
Hehe.
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by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, some of us are even crazy enough
to marry bartenders at McNally’s (Full disclosure – my senior year, I dated (and wanted to marry) a waitress at McNally’s).
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
26 (at Mizzou 03-08)
but I never joined a frat. Just never interested me much. Might know some of them, though.
by Babbalynski on Mar 30, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Hell I might have dated your mom!
Dexter Bearcat class of ’75.
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
The youngest ones that I knew
were Chad Jennings, Zach Weeks (he’s got about a half-dozen brothers) and Cory Welker. They would all have been out of school by the time you came to Mizzou, but Sikeston isn’t that big of a town.
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I believe I knew Zach's younger brothers.
Twins. A grade behind me. Pretty good guys.
by Babbalynski on Mar 30, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
from columbia
live in stl. i really think God played a trick on these poor people by putting both fahrty and fahrty fahr in this town. they all pale in comparison to dauhrty fahry rahd (dougherty ferry road, if you’re not from around). i love hearing natives say the name of that.
and the high school thing is ridiculous, but it’s just a good way for people to know how wealthy your parents were.
Well, the high school thing isn't really about caring about high school.
What its about is that if you know what high school someone went to you have a decent idea about thier social and economic backgrounds. In many ways it is simply a St. Louisan’s way of asking where you grew up.
.....and instantly measuring your parents income and worth.
They mask it by asking a seemingly innocuous question. It is not, it is vile and undermines the ability to actually be friends (initially ) with people from StL.
However the people from StL. that have dropped this practice to at least just ask where you are from are just fine.
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
i love responding with
“Columbia Hickman,” because people don’t know what to think. Even if they do know Hickman, there are both wealthy and not wealthy people there. I also love not responding with Rock Bridge, but that’s a different story.
that says something completely different about you
and its probably not good
You're probably right but for many it is merely a habit they grew up with.
For me saying that I went to Northwest is not only confusing since their are two in the area but when I do point out which one I essentially admit to being a “Jefferson County Hoosier”.
by GreenRipper on Mar 30, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Never saw it as that.
In STL since there is a strong Catholic population that attends different high schools after grade school, chances are you are going to know someone who went to that high school. Never understood why people read into the whole asking about what high school you went to too much. STL is a small, large city, if that makes any sense. You can pretty much always find someone who knows someone you know.
by TheHamburglar on Mar 30, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I met a guy from the UK
and when I told him I was from St. Louis, he started laughing and asked me what high school I went to.
Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.
Ok, the right now I'm trying to comfort the pessimist in me...
Lets say we assume we don’t get Painter. I DO agree that Alden’s handling has made us look pretty great, and its obvious to everyone we are ready to take the next step and our next coach will have all the support he could want.
Are there any ‘home run’ names out there now that maybe weren’t before? Anyone that wasn’t included Bill’s original profiles? Your thoughts, Bill?
If this doesn't work out, I'll probably try to throw out a few more coach profiles...
…Anthony Grant…Steve Alford (since he was on the list five years ago), etc. That is, unless it immediately comes out that Ben Jacobson is the new leader or something…
Not sure of any other “home run” names…I doubt there are any that big, but there could be a Kevin Stallings or something floating around…we’ll see.
If it can't be Painter...
It had better be Coach K with Calipari as an assistant or they should FIRE ALDEN!!!!!
If you think this is a waste of time, follow me on twitter @BrandonMessner
I'll just jump right in and say this before he ever gets profiled.
Steve Alford – no, no, no and NO, thanks.
Why not?
Curious – I haven’t looked into him at all.
Sorry if rehashing an old argument (but really, what else are you going to do right now).
When is the Deadline??
I know Painter is to make a decision by today but does anyone know what time that will be exactly??
Not a dealine...just a requested time
and dont think for a second that just because he makes a decision that we will know about it.
Advocating for the "Spreadbone" since 2010
Rock M Nation
There is no deadline.
There was apparently a courtesy request by Alden for a phoe call from noon. Nobody but Alden and Painter will necessarily know if that call happens, or what was said on it.
Thanks
Damn this suspense is killing me. I’ve been watching all of these threads since Monday morning.
I JUST WANT A DECISION ALREADY!!
The decision has been made.
I just want an answer.
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
Sometimes I wonder about our fanbase
then I see this (h/t Lord Baltimore)

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?
I saw that!
Haha. Kimmie also posted the serenity prayer. Pretty smart attitude today if you are me.
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
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by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Exercising my status
As worst trifecta picker this season, here is my Coachfecta for Mizzouacoachapalooza 2011:
Danny Nee
Billy Tubbs
Roy Williams
I think we’re covered now.
god i just want this to be over.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 9:21 AM CDT reply actions
Just think...
…if Painter turns us down, we’ve got at least another week of this (though without the live threads…until the weekend, anyway).
in all honesty though...
i won’t care. if we don’t get painter we’ll get some dude from a mid major not named butler or VCU (which is fine, don’t get me wrong) that i’ve likely never paid that much attention to.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions
What this reminds me of.
They’re in the woods. The camera keeps moving around. I guess they’re looking for some witch, I don’t know, I wasn’t listening. Nothing’s happening…nothing’s happening…something about a map. Nothing’s happening…it’s over. A lot of people in the audience look pissed.
by KeysMyaths on Mar 30, 2011 9:28 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT?
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
Now that we have "z" down, which keys takes us to the next meaningful comment?
by MacTiger on Mar 30, 2011 9:29 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Aren't you paying attention?
It’s the key Tigerbartender hits to post.
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
Good lord, man...
RMN is in a dark place when I start making meaningful comments.
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by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
They are only meaningful after I've had my breakfast.
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
breakfast Guinness
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
darnit, beat me to it.
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
Alt + F4
Or Windows Key + D
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
And yesterday
I did a “CTRL + F” in firefix, typed in “Bill C” and hit enter. Each press of enter took me to Bill C.‘s next comment. That was my strategy for catching back up and it failed miserably. This is what I got:
DAMN you’re good
Bingo
Exactly
Ha.
DING DING DING DING DING DING
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
Well at the end there something went right.
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm a little shocked
that people didn’t know about “z” until yesterday.
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
twitter @sirensofsilence
by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
no kidding.
but not everyone can be VEB veterans.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
NO POLITICS!!!!!11!!!!
lol
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
OMG so excited!
not excited that i’m going to have to wear long sleeves under my tee shirt jersey , however.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
over the past summer...
all 3 of my tshirt jerseys became no longer current. Bloomquist, Dejesus, and Greinkie….its sucks
by jack.nowland on Mar 30, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
that blows.
i was pissed when my holliday 15 jersey became null and void.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
it was probably my fault for getting a Bloomquist shirt...
worst decision of my life
by jack.nowland on Mar 30, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
no.
worst decision of your life was becoming a royals fan.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
don't worry
one day (maybe) during your lifetime the royals are going to win a world series. and it’s going to be that much sweeter because of times like these.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Breathe......
No politics. No politics. No Politics. (Orta didn’t cross home plate in that half inning.) No politics. No politics. (Game 7 score???) No Politics. No Politics.
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by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
i wasn't alive in 1985 and therefore it didn't happen.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I was
AND IT WAS GLORIOUS
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
Glorious
redemption for all those playoff games lost to the yankmes
by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
the "Yank-mes?"
Really?
I’mma just leave this here:

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"All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch." ~ Sterling Archer
not impressed
yawn even……AND to hit you below the belt, with a statement like that you sound exactly like a ughhhh jayhawk fan. Sorry but its true.
by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, I am a New Yorker
they are the team of my youth, and “Yank-mes” isn’t below the belt?
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Unless you're extraordinarily gifted...
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Rimshot?
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"All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch." ~ Sterling Archer
OK fair enough
Im from Missouri, and the Royals are the team of my youth. How many of those titles are from before the royals were even a team? The yankees should be embarrassed by the fact that they had the premiere team in baseball in the ’70s. And yet were in an epic battle every fall with a start up team, from what 9 of 10 new yorkers would call a podunk city somewhere in fly over country.
by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
20 of the 27 were from before 1969
And actually, I would’ve said that the Reds were actually the premiere team in the 1970s in the NL, with the A’s and the Orioles dominating through the first half of the decade in the AL.
from 1976-1980 the Yanks and Royals met in the ALCS four times, with the Yankees winning 3 of the four ALCS 3 games to 2, 3 games to 2 and 3 games to 1.
Granted, I didn’t see any of the series, because I was either unborn or an infant for them.
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"All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch." ~ Sterling Archer
I watched all of them
and I still hate Chris Chambliss.
Even though he was just doing what he was paid to do, but I was 9, and that pain still hasn’t gone away.
by MIZZOUfaninAZ on Mar 30, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
HA
I was about to say the exact same thing, that I hate chris Chambliss to this day. And bucky dent too. Even though I grew up hating the yankees i was very upset the day Thurmon Munson died.
by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember that, too
Actually, I can remember exactly where I was when I heard about Munson.
I’ve always been somewhat sympathetic to the Red Sox after Bucky F’n Dent…
by MIZZOUfaninAZ on Mar 30, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah i remember
where i was as well. I really miss baseball from those days, seems like it was so much better more pure, in the pre strike/steroid era.
by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Bandwagoner
You have absolutely no connection to the Yankees.
cough
No reason at all to root for them. It’s just because they win a lot.
cough
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Uh-huh

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Please, if you really loved NYC
you’d have gotten married in Tampa, like a respectable NYer.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
But when I got married
I wasn’t old enough to be allowed into Tampa.
There’s an age limit, but it would have made for better post-wedding cigars if I could’ve gotten them from Ybor City instead of the Piggly Wiggly on US-17
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"All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch." ~ Sterling Archer
and then you multiply it by
chiefs and mizzou…and you get the sweetest moment ever.
by jack.nowland on Mar 30, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
i can feel sorry for you from the royals and mizzou front.
but screw the chiefs. god i hate the chiefs.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
chiefs fans can be super annoying...
ill give you that
by jack.nowland on Mar 30, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
i've decided i like you. congratulations.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
im not saying that they aren't loyal...
but they can be a little to much sometimes…not trying to start anything
by jack.nowland on Mar 30, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
We get pretty excited
Not many people can handle our intesity. Man was that MNF game the best game ever.
That's because we have Jayhawks fans mixed in
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
this year was a PERFECT chiefs season.
ALL YEAR LONG chiefs fans kept telling me how good their team was. all year long i kept telling them they weren’t that good and were massively overrated. had battle after battle after battle. somehow they ended up in the playoffs and got their shit screwed up at home by a superior team. go figure…
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
unlike Rams fans
who did the same thing but then didn’t even make the playoffs.
/just pointing out it cuts both ways.
I feel sorry for the Rams
There fans are so bad everytime they play the Chiefs in their dome the Chiefs become the home team. Must be bad to have fans that don’t cheer.
chiefs fans...
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
and the rams did what??
Look they went from last in the division to first in the division. That is a hell of a turn around and also a 10 win team is a decent team. Wait till next year and you’ll see. I made some money betting people the Chiefs would win the division last year.
even being a chiefs optimist...like i am.
thinking that we can win the division is asking alot. we will go from having one of the NFLs easiest scheules to the hardest schedule.
by jack.nowland on Mar 30, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm sorry..
But that’s a dumb argument. There are two different teams each division team plays. It’s not the Chiefs fault that they could sweep the NFC West and no one else in the division could take care of business. Or even Oakland could win a game outside of the division.
did i say anything about the rams?
like, anything? at all? no.
it was a good turn around yes, but they were still massively overrated.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
How??
Noone even guessed they would win the division. No one thought they would even win a playoff game??? I am a Chiefs fan and knew we would lose that playoff game. Your only overrated if you are chosen to win and don’t the Chiefs were picked to lose even wit ha easy schedule but still won. That’s underrated to me.
n/s
there were chiefs fans that were convinced they were going to the super bowl in november. that’s all you need to know.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
No, there weren't
Trust me, no serious fan ever believed that the Chiefs would win the division, much less the Super Bowl. Any fan who said otherwise was probably one of the aforementioned Jayhawks fans who leave in the third quarter to beat traffic.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
we must know different people.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
that's because they think football games
are 40 minutes long.
by ZouDave on Mar 30, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
ZING
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I won bets the Chiefs would win the division
I am now $60 dollars richer and I stay to tailgate after the game. Trust me.
I didn't believe it 100%
but at the start of the year, I thought we had a chance and we should at least finish 2nd in the conference. San Diego’s shitty start is really the only reason we won the division.
Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.
division I mean, not conference
Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.
so I guess if someone says
I hate the rams? That person should be immune from attacks on the chiefs because they didn’t mention the chiefs?
I think the “rivalry” is stupid and silly. I don’t understand why 2 teams from different conferences, from different towns could be so threatened by one another. It’s quite comical really.
by mizzou2396 on Mar 30, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Especially since really
they’re both pretty bad. Sure we each had a nice season last year (chiefs better than rams, but they had a head start in rebuilding) but neither team is super relevant.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I think it's to bash your buddies
I do root for the Rams but if I have a friend whose a Rams fan I will give him crap about them.
.
Rams Fans Fall 1999 – Who cares, we’re a baseball town sips wine
Rams Fans Winter 2000 – ST. LOUIS RAMS SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS WOO HOO
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
sounds like every season for a cardinals fan.
seriously. awful argument.
by jooooooooones! on Mar 30, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Royals will be...
a ferocious team if their current talent continues to develop as projected and they lock up a couple of key pieces. Give them 2-3 years.
by SqueezePlay on Mar 30, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
the pirates have said the same thing the past five years.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
The pirates
haven’t had nearly as much young talent on their team as KC does right now and will have over the next 2-3 years. Each position in the Royals’ infield is either manned by a top 10 prospect at that position or they have one in their minor league system.
by SqueezePlay on Mar 30, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Royals are gonna be good soon...
They’re much more dedicated to winning in the front office, and their farm system is pretty damn impressive.
"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36
hey, i'd almost like the royals to be good.
make that series with the birds all the more entertaining.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Me too.
I’m a Rangers fan so I’m not really worried about either, but I think baseball needs more rivalries.
"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36
gah.
too many flippin’ rangers fans on here.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
three? max?
"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36
When the Royals are good in a couple of years
Pujols will be gone and Mozeliak will have killed the Cardinals. SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW OVERLORDS
Wow...
you really have been drinking the royal blue kool-ade.
by SqueezePlay on Mar 30, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
NEVER SAY THAT.
ST. Willie is a saint. A SAINT!
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Ctrl-Alt-Del
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
let's play everyone's favorite game!
the longer the silence goes, is it good or bad for mizzou. quick! someone twist it each way!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 9:35 AM CDT reply actions
Heh...from Sleepy's radio partner Jet...
Purdue sends a text to Painter with no response.
Purdue stalks Painter’s Facebook page to dig up some more information on this new person. Painter’s Facebook friend is attractive, witty, and ready for a commitment.
A few hours later, Purdue sends another text to Painter with no response.
Painter has changed his Facebook relationship status to “Single”.
Purdue freaks out. For the first time, the thought of actually losing Painter to somebody else becomes a reality.
Purdue calls Painter and after some small talk, directly asks about this new option in Painter’s life.
Painter tells Purdue how he really likes Mizzou.
Purdue is PISSED. Purdue begs for one more chance. Painter says he’s not so sure that it’s going to make much of a difference. That “what’s done is done”. After more negotiating, Painter finally gives in to Purdue and says “fine, but it probably won’t change anything between us.”
Purdue plans a lavish evening. A limo picks up Painter, there are gifts inside, and they go to a very expensive dinner. Purdue promises to change and says that tonight was just the beginning.
Painter wonders if Purdue is really, truly, and honestly trying to change. Painter also wonders if this was just a last-ditch effort to simply get him to stay and that things will be back to way it was in a week.
Painter is truly happy with Missouri. Mizzou is saying all the right things, doing all the right things, and is certainly a refreshing option. Friends are even saying that Missouri “would be so much better for you” and “about time you got out of that mess with Purdue”. But, Purdue always has and always will be Painter’s first love….
by Bill C. on Mar 30, 2011 9:35 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Painter sounds like Rihanna
with Purdue serving as Chris Brown in this scenario.
And yet Nancy Cross
used the same “blame everyone else for our problem” reaction as Chris Brown
by Zou want a piece? on Mar 30, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Too soon. Maybe an Abe Lincoln assassination joke?
"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36
Alright...I have a couple more meetings to attend...
…once again, I expect you all to have Painter signed, sealed and delivered by the time I get back…AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME.
eek!
Vahe Gregorian: Source who told me yesterday mp went back to west Lafayette just contacted and said misunderstood, he’s still in fla. Beg pardon
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You stole my answer
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"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I doubt
he’s just gonna cancel his vacation with his family for this. He sounds like a good guy and is probably trying to keep this as normal as he can for his family. I wouldn’t read too much into it
i think this is bad...
it’s A LOT easier to say you’re staying at your current school from florida than it is to say you’re going to another school.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
You do realize that deciding and doing everything related to deciding are not the same thing, right?
He doesn’t have to pick Mizzou, then tell his team, sell his house, and find new schools for his kids, all from Florida.
"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
well, no.
but don’t you think his team would be the first to know? in person, preferably?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Possibly
There are an eternity of possibilities for either choice relating to him staying in Florida. The point being this: Breathe.
"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Another good point
but I think Painter is acting as a more standup guy through this process then MA ever did.
Good
It’ll be a cold day in hell when CMP leaves Lafayette.
by SqueezePlay on Mar 30, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
From a Purdue fan
It sucks like fan bases so similar like ours have to go through this. All is fair in love and way of Matt Painter. T-minus 2 hours.
He stayed in Florida
so he could get an early start for his last rides on Space Mountain. Shorter lines.
Great moments are born from great opportunity.
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FAST PASS!
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Exactly, the sooner you can get them the better!
Great moments are born from great opportunity.
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Don't mention Sooners!
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
man oh man it's quiet.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:04 AM CDT reply actions
Everything that has needed to be said has been said.
Now we sit and wait.
by Caleb Benner on Mar 30, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Damnit, Bobby...
How could you fail English? You SPEAK English.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Matt Painter
I just think if Matt Painter hasn’t made anything public. Then he has already accepted the Missouri job it’s just he’s going to wait. He’ll go back to West Lafayette and tell all the players and then come back to Columbia and accept the job.
by Black and Gold Forever 15 on Mar 30, 2011 10:05 AM CDT reply actions
Best timing ever.
You can celebrate over a burrito or you can be sad but then eat your burrito and feel better. :o)
so in the end i win no matter what.
i like this logic
by jack.nowland on Mar 30, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Make sure they don't go skimpy with the Guac.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
should we have tried to hire Primer as a coach
before going after Painter?
The only measure of true success in the NFL is the Vince Lombardi trophy. Anything less is a rationalization.
by sm7600 on Mar 30, 2011 10:09 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
One issue that the press keeps bringing up is bothering me.
Essentially the Big 12 is a sticking point for most of the press simply because of its rather uncertain future. I would hearily agree if we were taking football but basketball is something of a different matter.
To begin with, the Big 12 is still a heck of a basketball conference and the departure of Colorado and those idiots in red to our norhwest will only improve the level of play.
Then you have to look at what happens if the Big 12 implodes and for basketball it doesn’t look all that bad. Yes, Texas would be out of the picture but after MIZZOUEXPANSIONPALOOZA last year the Big East all but left us an engraved, open invitation to join them. Not a good thing for the football program but it would make certainly raise the profile for basketball.
Yes, the situation should still be considered but it isn’t really the horrible deal breaker the media seems to be making out to be, it seems to me. Or am I just crazy?
Yeah, no one follows that thought process to it's logical conclusion
What are the odds that 1) The Big 12 falls apart and 2) the fallout of that results in Mizzou being in a much worse conference? Considering the state of the athletic programs/university and the location, not bloody likely.
"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
And if the Big East will take in TCU for the football program
They should be willing to take us. We’re closer to the Big East than TCU, and we’d bring a decent basketball program AND a decent football program. Granted, the landscape can apparently change on a whim, so nothing’s certain. But I don’t know if that would really be THE deciding factor for Painter.
I'm starting to get more pessimistic.
It just seems like that the longer these things go on the more likely it is that a coach stays.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 10:14 AM CDT reply actions
Anderson talk went Saturday-Wednesday
if that means anything
by jack.nowland on Mar 30, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Since when did I become the cause of everything bad?
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
It's more the "handy scapegoat" syndrome.
Not so much… “The Cause”.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Fair enough.
In my face.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I think the hoagiecaust might have had something to do with it.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I stand by that meme.
That meme’s got legs.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
1986
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I love all the people on Twitter
Who think that Painter is going to make his decision at noon Eastern time on the dot. Won’t happen at 11:59, not at 12:01, and this certainly couldn’t have been a Central time deadline that was, I believe, first reported by Bernie for the St. Louis Post Dispatch which is, get this, in the Central time zone. Twitter is going to explode when nothing is announced in half an hour.
on a slight different note...
We know Colorado and Nebraska are done…but I for one would like to at least give credit to Colorado for the final four run in the NIT…had Burks not waited on that screen, and tried the long two, then they would probably be playing in the championship.
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 10:32 AM CDT reply actions
Now say something nice about
Nubs
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
well...
to be honest it’s work on the farm or play football…which would you choose?
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Colorado had a much better season
Than I expected them to have. When we lost to them early in the year, I thought we had lost to a middling team, and ends up that we lost to a team that plays pretty damn well at home. They were like a somewhat worse version of us.
yeah...
Great voice for the big 12…FAIL
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
OMG 25 MINUTES
/probablywonthearanythingbythen
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:35 AM CDT reply actions
Seriously though
Is there any reason to think Alden didn’t mean noon Central time? Why would he have said Eastern when he’s in Central?
Try not to take me too seriously
Not necessarily
Try not to take me too seriously
Well, he may have done it for Painter's benefit
Just showing how accommodating we are over here at good ol’ Mizzou. That being said, no one has actually reported a time zone yet. Just noon. Maybe he said noon Pacific time, we just don’t know.
Maybe it was noon
GMT, in which we’ve already missed the deadline.
PANIC!!!!!
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Does the time really matter if it's not a hard deadline?
Vahe:
Sources say painter virtually unreachable as thinking through, reiterate no hard and fast noon deadline, just mu request/preference
Ah, the internet age...
where “No news” is front page news.
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
good for Mizzou
according to Gabe on WHB this am. If he is staying, Purdue will want to get that out right away. If he is leaving, we may not hear anything until much later today.
ok on the deadline...
They are actually flying around the world while he makes his decision, so good luck on that one!
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 10:40 AM CDT reply actions
Bernie just tweeted
Looking VERY GOOD for Mizzou and the effort to secure Matt Painter as the next basketball coach…
Funny, 'cause I just saw someone on Twitter
Say they had breaking news that Painter was staying at Purdue. Granted, not sure if this was someone in the know or just a random Twitter hooligan with a “source” in his “head.”
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
It's stuff like this that will get our hopes up even more
if/when we get the news that he’s staying at Purdue. See how it works for us?
I will attempt to take leave or the site for an hour or so.
In the meantime, I’ll give you a discussion topic. Who’s your favorite Painter?
Personally I like Dali, “The Persistence of Memory”
happy trees and a sweet 'fro

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well,
he wasnt really a painter but yea cool stuff indeed
Bernie:
It looks like this will be a happy day for Mizzou fans.
Not official; nothing announced.
But a source that I greatly trust tells me that Painter is in … it’s my understanding that Alden recently got the call.
Hopefully there will be an announcement relatively soon. And then you can officially celebrate.
Likely news conference later this afternoon.
Don’t be surprised to see Painter at Busch Stadium Thursday to be introduced before the game.
Well, I'll be there
and if HE is also there, I’ll do my damnest to make sure the M-I-Z cheer is the longest in recorded history.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
run and scream!
But a source that I greatly trust tells me that Painter is in … it’s my understanding that Alden recently got the call.
But a source that I greatly trust tells me that Painter is in … it’s my understanding that Alden recently got the call.
But a source that I greatly trust tells me that Painter is in … it’s my understanding that Alden recently got the call.
But a source that I greatly trust tells me that Painter is in … it’s my understanding that Alden recently got the call.
by Zou want a piece? on Mar 30, 2011 10:43 AM CDT reply actions
the thing about this is (and i'm sorry if i'm becoming a broken record)
is that bernie has covered this from day one and been exactly right every step of the way. i absolutely trust what he is saying.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
oh god yes. and i'm still not COMPLETELY sold.
but, i believe that it’s looking good.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I greatly trust source code...
and all my software has bugs in it!!!
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 10:44 AM CDT reply actions
Looks awful.
The concept has been done before, and now they’re doing it with Jake Gyllenhaal. Shoot me.
It appears movies these days...
just speed up the action to the point that it is actually pointless…I can watch blurs by getting really drunk and playing PS3…
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
It's got a very underwhelming cast
But it’s getting decent reviews (and I’m the kind of moviegoer who does sometimes agree with the critics), and it’s directed by the guy who directed ‘Moon’…and said director also happens to be David Bowie’s son. So, I am cautiously optimistic about it.
Moon
that movie was so mediocre. the only movie that i left the theater thinking
“that met my expectations so fully, that i am underwhelmed”
Interesting.
I rather enjoyed it
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
all movies that will be released between now and summer will be terrible
summer movies wont be good either, but at least they will be shiny and entertaining
yea the trailers made me like it
but thats a summer movie
if it was anyone but Bernie
I would probably write it off (like I have most things over the past two weeks)…but this has me cautiously optimistic (which i hate being)
Yep.
He drives me crazy sometimes, but it’s typically in his editorializing…his actual reporting is pretty trust-worthy.
Isn't that the consensus about Bernie?
His editorial opinions are sometimes mind-boggling, but his reporting is actually very reliable. So, as long as he has “sources,” we do have reason to be optimistic in this case.
I like his editorials for the most part
but then again he writes like a transplanted homer and i’m a violent st. louis homer so it all makes sense. But he’s also very nice in person, so i have personal bias.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully it's still in the bottle
melted ice + good scotch = citizen’s arrest.
dont mess up the label
i would keep that bottle for the rest of my life
“yea, one time, i owned a bottle of blue label, kids. i was young and careless.
it tasted like every other scotch to me, but i pretended it was amazing"
Dammit
For the first time in all of this I’ve allowed myself to get so excited it’s brought a smile to my face.
We’re really F***ed now
My reaction if we get him.
Is he that good to begin with? Why didn’t OU steal him?
Typical Mizzou reaction:
Yay, something good happened!
Wait, it’s not official yet…
But it could be true!
But, if it is true, why didn’t someone else sweep in to stop it from happening…
I’m going to go drink now.
I live in the binge drinking capital of the world.
AND I’m a Mizzou fan. My liver hates me.
The liver regenerates...
don’t worry.
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
that has only happened to me once
when i got pokemon blue for my gameboy color.
sorry if posted already, but this link was contained in a tweet
from Bernie:
http://interact.stltoday.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=9758558#post-9758558
says today “should be a happy day for Mizzou fans”
goes on to name the infamous unnamed source but says the source is reliable and Bernie is usually pretty good about that stuff. Source says Painter is in and Alden recently got the call…
keeping fingers crossed…
Now now now here's a guy that when he sprints he runs FASTER!
only about 35 times in less than 2 minutes
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
yeahhhhh so I see. I guess that's what ignoring work will do to a person
Now now now here's a guy that when he sprints he runs FASTER!
sorry
but yeah…it gets all of our hopes up
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
To take my mind off the coaching search..
…if even for a few minutes, I’m continuing the clean up of old crap that has been shuffled to the basement. Is anyone surprised that incense sticks from the 60’s no longer smell like anything but burning sticks?
What is this? Missouri Pickers?
Drive the price up!!!!!
by EveryTrueSon on Mar 30, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I have some old Mingus albums
and Lalo Schifrin album…
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Even if we get Painter...
Do not troll the message boards of Purdue. Those people have been nothing but great through this entire process. Best of luck, regardless of the outcome.
And if we don’t get Painter, don’t fuel them if they come over here.
by tigr on Mar 30, 2011 10:52 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs
I agree completely
If we get Painter, we need to be respectful of Purdue fans. They probably feel even worse than we did when we lost Anderson. If we don’t get Painter, we should simply congratulate the Purdue fans for keeping hold of their coach…they should’ve had the upper hand in this, and the only people to really blame in this entire situation is the Purdue AD and higher offices.
so....we can't be like arkansas?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
i wasn't referencing here as much.
the arkansas fans on twitter were HORRIBLE.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Let's boo someone who is doing their job and
heckle players that have overcome a speech impediment. Just for old times sake
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, man.
My kid stammers a bit, and I wanted to go Psycho Mama after I heard that. Just horrible.
by IHatedHarpos on Mar 30, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Honestly
if Painter is actually signing on with Mizzou, I actually feel really bad for those guys. The folks at GBI have been jerks, but Hammer and Rails is full of class.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't agree more...
I really wish we could have more interaction with Purdue faithful.
"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36
I can't imagine why anyone would do this
Although I’m sure someone will. I just hope it’s nobody from RMN.
Bill and RPT you guys should really look into a “Why our fanbase is more miserable than yours” once this is all over. Like sometime in July or August.
If we do get painter
I think they’ll be less amenable to collaboration than now but they do seem like nice people.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
That's why I think we'd wait
Until this all settled down. It seems like we’ve built a pretty good relationship with those guys no matter what outcome
Dave Matter has the insight:
As noon approaches, I can’t convince my 16-month-old boys to care about #Painterwatch. They just assume Alden hires Elmo.
THAT is reporting I trust.
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:53 AM CDT reply actions
ELMO CAN'T RECRUIT!
What do you mean I can't retire at 32?
by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
he's the wrong color.
i don’t mean to be puppetist, but he’s clearly a bright scarlet in color. that’s going to be a problem with the more traditional areas of the fanbase. the count, i believe, would be something worth considering.
by brentonjay on Mar 30, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Per avatar,
I’d be all for finding a coach on Sesame Street, particularly the trash-can dweller.
-sw
Grouchy Oscar
by Steve Weinman on Mar 30, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Smart-Ass Kimmie
Englishscope24 Kim English
#40MinsofTickling RT @Dave_Matter I can’t convince my 16-month-old boys to care about #Painterwatch. They just assume Alden hires Elmo.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
That is really, really funny.
Nicely done.
that was awesome
anyone else noticed a major jump in mizzou basketball player twitter activity since Anderson left? I wonder how much of that was due to the season ending, and how much knowing they don’t have a coach to keep them from doing it….and how that will change once they get a new coach.
Regardless, Kimmie has been OUTSTANDING on Twitter as of late, and I don’t want it to end.
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Oh I'm not sure anyone can hire Elmo anymore after this tape makes the rounds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_coB0dllZPA
(be sure to watch this with the sound ON)
Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!
by Dutch Missourian on Mar 30, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
And for those who don't have sound at work, here's a transcript:
“Bouncing’s what Tiggers do best.”
“Oh boy, that tickles!”
Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!
by Dutch Missourian on Mar 30, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
We all would like to personally thank Mr. Painter for...
my new found carpal tunnel syndrome!
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 10:53 AM CDT reply actions
Bernie thinks Painter's coming..
Nothing is official yet and there haven’t been any announcements, but a source tells the Post-Dispatch that Purdue coach Matt Painter just called Mizzou AD Mike Alden to say he’s in as the school’s next basketball coach.
Painter has been the school’s primary target in the last week since Mike Anderson left to take over the Arkansas program.
A press conference could come as early as this afternoon in Columbia. Painter was believed to be flying from Orlando where he was vacationing to West Lafayette, Indiana, to meet with his players and then Columbia.
"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 10:56 AM CDT reply actions
The comments thread is
starting to look like twitter.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I swear I looked for this twice, ugh
"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Per Gabe on PM
Bernie’s info about the Cards’ game jives with what he’s heard over the last couple hours but he does not think Painter has told Alden he’s taking the job yet.
Dammit, this cell is noisy...
/kicks kitten
//missing the point
What do you mean I can't retire at 32?
Is it bad when I read that I thought
you were doing electro-physiological readings of a superior olive neuron with Guns and Roses playing?
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
AHHHH
I REALLY NEed to shower for work at noon, for real work at noon?!
Just cricket stuff.
Anyone think that someone high up at ESPN made a bet with someone that he could make cricket popular?
buddies and I started a cricket cub in high school. It was fun.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Well...
the World Cup of Cricket is going on in Pakistan… in their position as the WWL, I’m sure they’re putting a premium on world-wide exposure.
/grasping for straws
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Just got this email from my friend who is visiting family in New Delhi.
DELHI is very electric now because there is a Cricket match this afternoon between Delhi & Paservantskistan. My brother in law thinks it will be good politically if Pakistan wins but if they loose that may get violent. Their President and Prime Minister and their wives have been invited to the games and every one is off this afternoon. I am anxious to see how many people will be in the streets during the game, probably only servants.
Disclaimer:Since I can’t even determine the correct time zone in the US I am uncertain if today in India is yesterday or tomorrow :)
Given the comments above, this deserves its due attention:
Painter expected to accept Mizzou offer today @miklasz reports http://bit.ly/hiTESs
Retweeted by: Mike Kelly
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:01 AM CDT reply actions
Mike Kelly is the world's foremost expert on how to say BANG
Try not to take me too seriously
see also...
“SAFETY”, “BALLGAME” and “BINGO”
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by MizzouCus on Mar 30, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And the rare
“Intercepted No They Said He Caught It First Down”
by MU'97 on Mar 30, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Okay
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
if i was to have another son
I might just push for the name Safety Ballgame
Already tired of horrible painting puns on twitter.
and twitter in general.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:01 AM CDT reply actions
very true.
they were quoteing the STL PD story
by jack.nowland on Mar 30, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
They based
it off of the Bernie Post. They obviously didn’t read that he said it wasn’t official
70 new Matt Painter tweets
in 15 seconds. All saying… the same thing.
twitter is losing its mind right now.
all based on a report that painter is “expected” to take the job.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 11:04 AM CDT reply actions
To be fair, I generally trust Bernie
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
oh i do too.
but twitter turned “expected” into “is”
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Matt Painter is expected to coach basketball next year.
"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36
haha
that probably my favorite. Well there was one about him coaching the San Antonio Toros NBA D-League next year too.
by PiggieBrown on Mar 30, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Haha, yeah.
Is Leo with the Toros?
"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36
boy, there's a twist we hadn't considered
he’s going to the Big 10 network? i have a source!
Throwing out old crap to make room for...
…new BB memorabilia has come to a halt. Do not want to miss the first “official” comment!
A network error and some pressing needs
have provided a good enough excuse to stay off the road today.
I’m really bad at my job.
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Geh..
Can’t do that two days in a row :/
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
he said he was very confident that he is correct.
ENGAGE FLIGHTAWARE
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 11:07 AM CDT reply actions
Painter is now trending in the U.S.
Try not to take me too seriously
Bernie:
“I’m always nervous breaking something. But I wouldn’t put it out there unless I was supremely confident”
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:08 AM CDT reply actions
x

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:09 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Gotta love the only honk from Mizzou williing to tweet this..
…is Pat Forde, a Mizzou grad (i believe?)
Fake Dan Beebe
DanBeebe Fake Dan Beebe
Hi, Purdue. :-)
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
.
DanBeebe Fake Dan Beebe
Now that we’ve established that the Big 12 is more attractive than the Big 10 for coaches, I’ve got a call to one Joseph V. Paterno to make.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
Bernie
has had 80 twitter follows in the last 10 minutes.. haha
From H&R, really like these guys. Even in the disbelief this comes forward.
“The entire purdue mens basketball team is transferring to Missouri. They’re moving mackey to go with them. And Gene Keady publicly said that the women in West Lafayette were ugly, but not as ugly as the men. Drew Brees announced that he really would have preferred to play in Bloomington, John Wooden rolled over in his grave, Glenn Robinson was a robot, Rick Mount used performance enhancing sterroids. Kelsey Barlow just smacked Purdue Pete with a ball rack. And Tom Crean just bought Harry’s.”
Funny stuff.
So glad this is looking like it might be done before 1 Central.
I have a job interview with a place in NYC and I really hope this isn’t what i’m thinking about the hour preceding.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:12 AM CDT reply actions
Don't count on it
KC Star reporting Painter is due back in W Lafayette … by 8 p.m.
Try not to take me too seriously
Link
http://campuscorner.kansascity.com/node/1755
Try not to take me too seriously
I could see where maybe that info is outdated now
Looking at the comments, that appears from earlier. Plans certainly could have changed.
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The original post is from this moring
The top of it has been recently updated, from what I can tell
Try not to take me too seriously
bernie miklasz is confident as hell.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 11:13 AM CDT reply actions
yeah..
wish i could say the same. I mean this is the show-me state right?
by PiggieBrown on Mar 30, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Rule:
No celebration gifs until it’s official.
Only impending excitement gifs.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:14 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
What up
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 30, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
LOLZ
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
He's sitting right next to me, smoking a cigarette, waiting for the go-ahead.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
hypnosis

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, ghtd36
we shall wait. . .
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Haha
some guy is plugging his car dealership on bernie’s show right now. Come on!
gotta make ad money somehow right?
Bernie always does live ad spots.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah..
just realized that was a commercial. My bad.
by PiggieBrown on Mar 30, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I thought it was just some guy as well. didn't get it was a commercial till the end
Now now now here's a guy that when he sprints he runs FASTER!
if this turns out to be true...
who do we credit it too. it obviously can’t be greg.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 11:19 AM CDT reply actions
Clearly, mancavesports
"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe mancavesports' stupidity
Drove Painter out of Purdue. Or, maybe mancavesports is really a well disguised way for Purdue’s AD to get his opinion out there, and Painter realized it was the AD, and so he left. Or…
biggest douche out there.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
I just fired up the 101 espn radio ap
Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.
LOVE THIS
rec’d. once. for real.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
x

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Legit Purdue sources are tweeting that Painter hasn't contacted Missouri or Purdue, for what it's worth.
Sources tell me
that there is currently an order for a large Tarkio Farmgril Special at Shakes under the name Matt Painter
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
All the Mizzou fans just need to calm down for a bit
Bernie’s tweet has definitely gotten us all excited, and the sources out of Purdue that I’ve seen haven’t (for the most part) confirmed anything, but rather are playing this cautiously. Can’t blame them at all. They don’t want to report anything until they are ABSOLUTELY sure. Although Bernie seems confident…there is the chance that something will change/was heard incorrectly.
His tweet has the same tone as Bernie's, seems confident in sources (plural) that neither school had been contacted yet.
Either way, someone’s wrong.
Technically, both could be right
Depending on the timing of the sources and/or the wording. Could be that Painter hasn’t directly contacted anyone, but someone else called Mizzou to let them know. I really can’t make heads or tails of the wording, and unfortunately we’re at the point in the story when semantics are going to make or break what the actual story is right now.
I do agree, however, that both sides sound supremely confident in their sources. As a Mizzou fan, I really really hope our guy is correct, but I do understand that he could have jumped the gun.
I'm not sure if there is a way to um....TWEET...
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but we want to trust the info that sounds good to us
I’m listening to Bernie until something comes out that’s more concrete. I’m all in now. So pull the rug and kill me.
Bill Pollock tweets
“My source closely connected to Purdue athletics said “He’s GONE” when asked about Painter. Could be introduced as early as today at Mizzou"
I have no idea how to directly link to a tweet
but this is his account: http://twitter.com/#!/missourisports
x

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:26 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
damnit rui, what did i tell you?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
But it's just so exciting!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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BTW--love Gas House Graphs.
You guys do fine work over there.
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by UribeAuction on Mar 30, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks very much
I haven’t been able to write very much lately, which is a shame. I loved doing it while I had the time
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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x

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:26 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
OH GO TO HELL PHOTOBUCKET.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well...she was until she turned into that advertisement :-)
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*drool*
Bit of a vapid airhead (redundant?) or seems that way, at least, but DAMN she’s nice to look at.
by Babbalynski on Mar 30, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe
Not sure mayeb she is married or dating that Russel Brand guy. Sings some decent songs and knows how to work her chest with clothes it seems . She does make me drool
Katy Perry = Not hot

I want a championship team in KC.
I'm a MU fan..And so is the guy in my picture in yellow w/his arms raised high while surrounded by all blue.
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Mar 30, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
You might not want to..
Just google Katy Perry w/out makeup
I want a championship team in KC.
I'm a MU fan..And so is the guy in my picture in yellow w/his arms raised high while surrounded by all blue.
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Mar 30, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to see anyone not look like s**t first thing in the morning.
She’s hot. case closed.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I need to hear from man cave sports.
I only believe them.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:27 AM CDT reply actions
The fact that ManCaveSports
Has gone on a little hibernation must be a good sign for us. Right? RIGHT??
x

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Bill Walton challenges you to raise a Guinness
… I’m not one to argue with Bill Walton…
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:31 AM CDT reply actions
seems like a safe place to be
Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.
Joyous day for Asians everywhere
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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I thought it was right behind RIP Jackie Chan
So, not quite where we’d want to be…‘cause if they killed Jackie Chan, we’re screwed.
F!
I hate that I had to go google “Jackie Chan” to see if he is alive or not.
He is.
Deadpool, sigh.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
have you seen any of his movies?
hes like invincible. worst deathpool pick ever, dude
I'm not in a deadpool,
But I would like to be. And everytime I google “alive/dead celebrity” it makes me yearn even more.
And a stunt man who does all his own stunts. Genetically, Brandon Lee should have been invincible, too. Not the WORST deadpool pick, ever.
Man vs Food Host. #1 pick.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice..
“This just in: Mike Anderson listening to Purdue offers to replace Matt Painter. Hoping to boost his salary with AK.”
by PiggieBrown on Mar 30, 2011 11:33 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I hadn't realized
That Anderson had moved on from Arkansas to Alaska. Is the recruting better in Anchorage than Fayetteville?
by MizzouRah04 on Mar 30, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Polar Bears are really long, and athletic. Very good at defense.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
We could probably play one at fullback.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
i think polar bears are ten feet tall
so yea, really long
Male elephants are incredibly long.
They have two trunks.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
English said yesterday only to listen to Seth
and Seth says Bernie says….
Does that count for anything?
Chris Duncan is on the radio now?
No longer plays, couldn’t pass a physical. Didn’t know that.
Yeah he took a job with 101 to be a baseball analyst.
Him and Jason Simontacchi.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I like to imagine
Painter sitting in Florida, sipping some coffee, reading RMN and H&R on his laptop and thinking “Good god, I have to coach for one of these fan bases?”
like hahaha...
I thought about that myself!
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if HE knows the 'z' trick?
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
I've started pressing z on other websites
expecting it to take me where i want to go. It doesn’t.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I've actually done that by accident
Turns out Facebook doesn’t work out the same way. It’s becoming impossible to navigate normal websites.
Alright..
..im leaving the computer. Brakes are being put on everywhere about this situation. See yall in 2 hours.
Via Pat Forde...
Some folks close to the situation are counseling to apply the brakes to the Post-Dispatch’s Painter-Mizzou story. Nothing official right now
Which is fine...since no one said anything was official
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but the pd mentioned that nothing was official.
twitter changed that.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I can tell you with certainty
No intern in the Athletic Department knows anything about this.
I remember being an intern...
…I never knew anything either :-)
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KTGR is saying it's confirmed.
Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.
Seth gives Bernie the thumbs up
The man reporting Painter to Mizzou is done is a good reporter. So is the man who is reporting it’s not. That’s how this story is gonna go.
H&R is freaking the f**k out
i cant post for another 15 min so someone needs to tell them that the deadline wasnt a hard deadline, and even if it was, it doesnt mean he tells THE WORLD at 12.
RMN is also freaking the f**k out
THE WHOLE WORLD IS FREAKING OUT
Would we listen to that if we were in their position?
I understand the freaking out on their side. Some Mizzou fans were freaking out about Anderson, and we weren’t losing an alum/guy with local hero status.
Mid Missouri radio stations are now reporting
That it is a done deal, KTGR, KCLR, KCMQ
Probably just echoing Bernie
Try not to take me too seriously
aren't those stations in the same building?
if KTGR AND KFRU report it, it’s real (and KBIA…no commercials, NO MERCY!!)
What do you mean I can't retire at 32?
H&R counterparts are not freaking about a team meeting scheduled 'soon'
They haven’t cited any ‘sources’ yet though
it happens
can’t even tell you how many times I’ve done exactly that. “Now” makes your statement make a ton of sense, so I figured that’s where it was going.
I'm trying to work, follow frantically Z RMN and H&R and Twitter
you can’t expect me to spell ‘correctly’ too
actually did that on a paper
caught it as i was turning it in.
welp
obviously...
@SethDavisHoops Seth davis
Obviously we need a reputable news organization on this Painter thing. Where’s Lisa G and the Howard 100 news team when you need them?
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 11:42 AM CDT reply actions
Waiting to hear announcement from athletic dept about a news conference
That or something at mutigers.com
I think we are still a bit of time away from that
(if this is true, which I believe it is) I think we will afford him every chance to do what needs to be done in WLF before announcing.
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I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!!!!
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Jack Handey
"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
Kurt Vonnegut
by Dirk Garrett Otis on Mar 30, 2011 11:43 AM CDT reply actions
Loud Noises?
Matt Painter to Missouri?
by EveryTrueSon on Mar 30, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Man Cave popping out of his hole now.
Interested in his take!
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:44 AM CDT reply actions
My interpretation of the Purdue Athletic Department during this process

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
sigh...
now we’re back to the waiting part. it looks REALLY hopeful right now, obviously, but waiting for official news is annoying.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 11:47 AM CDT reply actions
WHEN YOU GET BACK.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Make it one enormous thread for the entire day
So we can look back at how insane we are.
Can you grab me a hoagie?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 30, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If we take nothing else from these three days of epic nonsense,
At least we have all found “Z”
by DnrW on Mar 30, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
This is our karma thread. Keep it.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
When you get back
The GIF party/sorrow-drowning needs to have its own thread.
Is this what arkansas felt like last week?
…. oh christ i have something in common with arkansas.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Jack Handey
"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
Kurt Vonnegut
by Dirk Garrett Otis on Mar 30, 2011 11:49 AM CDT reply actions
They're more panicked than we are excited.
It happens.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
That's not an excuse!
Although a LOT of this thread seems to be talking about alcohol mixing and/or baseball…we’re only just now getting to the really meaty stuff.
lol
fauxmikealden Mike Alden
How did I convince #Painter to come to #Mizzou? One word: PowerPoint. Apparently Purdue had never heard of it. #thanksmicrosoft #AldenFTW
fauxmikealden Mike Alden
Bernie @miklasz now reporting that I am a take-no-prisoners badass with a grain silo between my legs. #yourewelcome #Mizzou
Hey! Jerry Palm responded to my Tweet!
nothing against Bernie, who I like a lot, but credible is something attributable. RT @tepper: Bernie Miklasz isn’t credible?
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
So he knows that if you out your sources, they're not going to remain sources very long, right?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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It's a fine line.
For me, I’m in a position where I very, very rarely have to use unnamed sources. I understand both sides, but almost always would rather get it right slower than everyone else from a source on the record, than get it wrong quickly.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I am looking at this,
and it feels like I’m trying to read a different language. Why I don’t use twitter…
by TheHamburglar on Mar 30, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
You aren't kidding
I can’t tell who is saying what on 3/4 of twitter posts
How can I lose so many things on one desk?
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
It's one piece of paper. I put it here last night. THERE WAS NO WHERE FOR IT TO GO!
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
I need this to happen
I’m going to the McDonalds All American game tonight with a Michigan State alum, and two UNC alums. With no Mizzou guys in the game, I need something to be happy about tonight.
Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.
OK, ordering my Chinese food.
Can’t take mashing the ‘z’ button anymore.
Must be nice.
Although, the Chinese restaurant is right next to the liquor store…
Orange chicken, homes
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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Kimmie couldn't say it any better
#Mizzou fans relax. We will be ok. We will have a coach, and he’s gonna help lead us to great things. Be patient, it’ll all wrk out
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 11:55 AM CDT reply actions
NO NO IT WILL NOT
FIFTH DOWN FLEA FLICKER ATV ROOTS FULLBACK GABBERT GABBERT RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE GAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!
by Dutch Missourian on Mar 30, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I trust Bernie...
about as far as I can throw him. Unfortunately, this situation has caused me to reactivate my defunct twitter account so that I can better follow him. If he leads me astray on this I’m going to slash his tires.
I'm glued to Twitterfall right now
With searches for both ‘Matt Painter’ and simply ‘Painter.’ The updates are coming in fast and furious right now, it’s hard to keep up, especially when trying to post over here, too.
Bernie's a really good reporter
Why wouldn’t you trust him?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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Since it wasn't a hard-and-fast deadline to begin with...
…I can’t imagine this is too legit.
TOO LEGIT.
If we can't trust Painter to follow this arbitrary deadline
How can I trust him to score enough points before each game’s deadline?!?!?!?!?!?
Well, if Bernie's source is correct, he made his decision around noon Eastern
There just won’t be an announcement until later because he has to get back to Purdue and address everyone there first.
Thought you went to lunch?
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
The Too Legit scene
From ‘Hot Rod’ was probably the only time I actually laughed out loud while watching that movie. I like Andy Samberg, but his humor/writing does not suit an 80+ minute timeframe.
Since I know some ASL
my first thought was “V…..L……..V….. Wtf is that sign?”
by Babbalynski on Mar 30, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I heard...
…. that this wizard in liberia… this gandalfi… yeah he says that this Matt Poindexter… yeah he’s going to coach at the mall-of-america.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Jack Handey
"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
Kurt Vonnegut
by Dirk Garrett Otis on Mar 30, 2011 11:59 AM CDT reply actions
Underrated.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
is it safe to assume
that legions of people are following that airplane site again today? that’s a good way to keep everyone distracted with something.
Problem is
no one knows if he is Fl or IN or in the sky or even what plane to follow
Great moments are born from great opportunity.
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We'd be sending a plane to West Lafayette to pick him up, would we not?
Any chance a plane left or is scheduled to depart from Columbia or Jeff City headed to an airport in/near West Lafayette late morning/early afternoon?
.
A week ago, we as a fanbase had to be talked down from the ledge. Today, it’s Mardi Gras. This is not helping our collective bi-polar mentality.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
Who brought the beads?
Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.
Umm...the H&R guys have went from panic mode,
into attack Missouri and everyone(and everything) from it mode. I like them less than I did a couple hours ago.
Give them space...no need to take it personally
I am sure we did the same to Arkansas last week, and the school they take their next head coach from will do the same.
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just got cleared to post there
posted twice then thought… eh i probably shouldnt anymore. not that im being inflammatory but we probably wouldnt like to have arkansas people posting in our MA debacle thread
I don't like them less...
It is understandable to be worried (and I hope they are worried for good reason). BTW is there any new info…i am a school teacher so those darn kids are keeping me from checking as often as needed.
If you think this is a waste of time, follow me on twitter @BrandonMessner
We'd probably be doing the same if we were in their position
I’m still willing to accept them as our long lost Big 10 brothers.
Plus, if we get Painter, there’s not argument about which fan bas is more miserable until we actually get to this next basketball season.
It is starting to look like Bernie jumped the gun
I really think he has a source who is close to this, but either Bernie or that source definitely didn’t have all of their facts straight.
the facts, may indeed be straight
It just does not look like it supported the timeline Alden likely committed to Painter on
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Plus, an easy CYA move
Is to say “we haven’t heard from Painter” when they’ve heard from someone close to Painter. Like I mentioned elsewhere, this is going to turn into semanticsville really fast.
I think a lot of what happened in the Mike Anderson situation
Was that the agent was running around talking to everything with an ear, and no one had a clue who was saying what.
means nothing
they need to be professional and deny rumors until painter says something.
Let them be
They need to vent just like we did last week.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
I'm listening to Bernie right now
He said his source is a guy very close to Painter and it’s the same guy who has been giving him his accurate info this whole time. Missouri is taking a “hands off” approach right now out of respect for Painter and Perdue, giving him time to inform his players and not have them hear it in the media. He seems really confident in his source.
Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.
what would be the motivation
of someone ‘close to Painter’ to leak info?
I'm a Purdue fan and I posted it.
The guys a loser. Perdue is a chicken company, btw.
by Caleb Benner on Mar 30, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah I know, I caught that after I posted it. it's been a rough morning.
Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.
Sure...we deny it now until he has done what he needs to do in WLF
If anything, Bernie kind of let the cat out of bag. But we wont announce it (or will refute it) until he has had time to tell his team
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Makes sense and would be in keeping with Alden's MO
Let Painter talk to the players before MU confirms anything. Like everything else that is happening right now: this means nothing
I'm about to get on a plane going to Kansas City.
We’re in Portland now. ATTENTION: MATT PAINTER IS NOT ON THE PLANE, I REPEAT HE’S NOT ON THE PLANE.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
YES HE IS DON'T LIE
MATT PAINTER NEW PORTLAND STATE VIKINGS HEAD COACH YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!
by Dutch Missourian on Mar 30, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh wait. I apparently read your post in reverse.
NEVER MIND NOTHING TO SEE HERE PEOPLE
Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!
by Dutch Missourian on Mar 30, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless he was meeting with someone in Portland and then catching a transfer flight in Kansas City
to throw us off his trail.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
but is his wife on the plane?
that might tell us everything we need to know.
There are numerous women that will be boarding the plane.
One of them could be his wife.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
My sources say it's a definite maybe.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
He could be in disguise.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you think
he’s the guy sitting next to me, playing the ukulele?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
No that's Eddie Vedder
Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!
by Dutch Missourian on Mar 30, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Ask him if he likes Tibetan monks chanting.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
He could be... YOU
Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!
by Dutch Missourian on Mar 30, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
In others news...
Mizzou is no longer trending on Twitter. “Pootie Tang” has knocked Mizzou out of contention. It was a fun ride guys.
Mizzou Basketball:
Almost as popular as Pootie Tang!
"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36
That has a nicer ring to it...
Than the “Fastest 40 Minutes”… Can’t wait for next year’s intro video!
I can see great T-shirts coming from this slogan...
"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36
The Fastest Pootie Tang?
How’bout no.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Where's the gif?
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
Present and accounted for
Advocating for the "Spreadbone" since 2010
Rock M Nation
by The Beef on Mar 30, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hated that commercial
it took 3 days for it to spread like a sickness. It’s right up there with the “Git ’er Done”.
by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
git r done
Neb pick up line at the family reunion
by mizzoujeff87 on Mar 30, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe this is repeating what others have said
I’m making lunch and playing with my kids, so I can’t follow everything that’s happening but..
I’m thinking the longer it takes after the noon deadline to hear about Painter, the better. If he’s staying, Purdue gets that out ASAP. If he’s gone, Mizzou waits for him to talk to his players and inform Purdue first before announcing.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
Well, to be fair. The noon deadline was a request from the MU AD
It was NOT the deadline for when they announce it, just the point at which they wanted to know.
It’s entirely possible that Alden has an answer and a request to keep that answer under wraps for a day so MP can put affairs in order.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
It's Expected
Neither institution is going to make this public until Painter has a chance to inform his players. And as I said before he seems like a standup guy who is not going to let this affect his family vacation. He returns to West Laffeyette tomorrow at 7pm CST.
This says he was scheduled to come back at that time tonight
since…you know…today is Wednesday.
But I can also see where his plans have or are changing.
Again…this was from before 8am this morning.
Advocating for the "Spreadbone" since 2010
Rock M Nation
I would have enjoyed another day at EPCOT...
just sayin’
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Still outdated...still from earlier this morning
Advocating for the "Spreadbone" since 2010
Rock M Nation
from the fastest 40 minutes
to the slowest 48 hours, in 2 easy steps
Crap, gotta get to the meetings for the rest of the day.
Stay righteous too each other.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 12:25 PM CDT reply actions
Bernie keeps saying "when this goes down"
Vahe seems equally confident.
He also said Pinkel will be on the Mizzou Mt. Rushmore of coaches
No, that won’t set anyone off :)
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
Is the Mizzou Mt. Rushmore of Coaches anywhere near the Tomb of the Unknown Fullback?
by JSco on Mar 30, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions 12 recs
That gets a rec
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
Mancavesports is getting nervous
They’re actually addressing the fact that Mizzou nation is going to flog them for all of their inflammatory remarks leading up to “the decision – Painter version.”
I hope he gets destroyed
It would be one thing to say the reports are wrong, but man that guy was a dick about it.
Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.
It might've been lost in the shuffle yesterday
But someone did come across the fact that the guy behind Mancavesports is apparently a KU grad…so that explains quite a bit of his, um, dickishness.
Yep, also from Indiana
Hunter is from Indianapolis, Indiana and the founder of Man Cave Sports. Educated at the University of Kansas in Business, Communications, and Journalism.
Educated at the University of kasnas
OXYMORON
Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.
by shmeremy on Mar 30, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Is it true
that any of the works from Dr. Suess is required reading at ku?
by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
actually...
I heard they tell them to sound it out as…“cans ass”
by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Journalism at the University of Kansas?
hahahahahaha
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
ryan Feldman (?)
Myself, Seth Davis, Dan Wetzel, and multiple Indianapolis newspapers are reporting that Painter accepted the Mizzou job. It’s a done deal.
What do you mean I can't retire at 32?
here
http://twitter.com/#!/thehoopsreport
I haven't seen any confirmation reports coming out of Indiana yet
The Indianapolis Star, at least, is still saying everything is undecided. Not sure what papers they’re referring to.
sptwri Mike DeArmond
An MU official just told me – on the record – that a report that Matt Painter has told Missouri he has accepted is “premature”
sptwri Mike DeArmond
MU statement confirms what one of my sources told me earlier. Acceptance report is jumping the gun
So they aren't denying that he's accepted
just saying that the report is “premature”?
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
let's not read into this too much
there’s no “official” report from the Arena.
What do you mean I can't retire at 32?
There's also no "official report"
Of having no “official report.” What can it all mean? My sources say that we’re in for another day of this.
the longer it goes on, the better it looks for us
If he stays at Purdue it’s a really easy announcement. If he leaves here there’s all kinds of people he has to tell in person before it can be announced.
We really are brothers in futility!
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
No comparison
Kansas fans are the most arrogant and pompous fans around. They are truly blind to anyone else s point of view. They cannot objectively look at anything at it makes them not knowledgeable basketball fans. IU fans overall are far more objective.
Not the ones on Twitter
They really believe that Indiana’s recruiting class has scared everyone else in the state, forgetting that they had, like, 9 wins last year (too lazy to look up the actual number right now).
Okay, looked it up
Hoosiers had 12 wins last year, 10 wins the year before. Almost all of those wins in each season were out of conference. For example they started this season at 9-2, ended at 12-20. Ouch.
well I agree with you on that -
Best thing that can happen to IU is for Crean to have another bad year and for Alumni like March Cuban to step up with lost of money for Stevens..
ZOMGZ CONFLICTING REPORTS
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 12:31 PM CDT reply actions
The guys from KTGR
seem to be reporting like this is an absolute done deal. Not that this means anything … this is getting absurd!
saw something like that on twitter as well
except their site is down…I can only assume they are correct, but Painter and Alden have eliminated their online capabilities in order to keep them quiet.
Follow me on twitter.com/SteveCusumano
No one puts Mike Alden in a corner
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hello from lunch!
Remember one thing: Mike Alden said “As far as I’m concerned, Mike Anderson is still Missouri’s head coach” as he was heading into his resignation meeting with Anderson. Even if Alden has indeed gotten “The Call” from Painter, the athletic department is not going to confirm a single thing until about 26 more things happen.
Where's my hoagie?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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Yeah, it's like during EXPANSIONPALOOZA when Alden wouldn't say anything
Wait… we failed at EXPANSIONPALOOZA… OMG MIKE ALDEN’S GOING TO SCREW THIS UP IF HE DOESN’T MAKE A STATEMENT RIGHT NOW
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is what happens when you don't have a 24 hour waiting period Bill C.!
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
stop, if you were a mizzou fan you wouldnt do this
u must be a purdue fan
yes...
trying to tear us apart… DAMN YOU KANSAS
Jayhawks are already feathers
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
I was hoping no one would point that out
After I said it…instead, took like 2 minutes. THANKS GAKNAR.
For what it's worth
They’re mythical feathers.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
oh come on...
this is funny.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Now you get over there and win that pic war

Hoosier by birth, Boilermaker by the grace of God
by sea.of.white on Mar 30, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh boy! Tisdale wants to play!
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Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
wait! I want to do what now?

Hoosier by birth, Boilermaker by the grace of God
by sea.of.white on Mar 30, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mike Mike Mike. So much potential...

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
What's happened to this place since I left?

by Wan Ihite on Mar 30, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
BOOOOOoooo...
… oh wait.
#pavlovian
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
your guess is as good as mine

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by sea.of.white on Mar 30, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
you really upset a lot of people since youve been gone...

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
BOOOooo... YEahhh... Boooo....
So conflicted on this one.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
It's cute how you think you're still welcome here.

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
oppertu..... huh?

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by sea.of.white on Mar 30, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
should i go for this rebound or just smile at it?

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
It totally worked for this dunk....

Hoosier by birth, Boilermaker by the grace of God
by sea.of.white on Mar 30, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh no you didn't!

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
All in good fun
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
ok, maybe I didn't

Hoosier by birth, Boilermaker by the grace of God
by sea.of.white on Mar 30, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Inside joke
Pullen doesn’t like getting dunked on.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
Porter? Flip? Matt?
Assistants?
Fantasy Questions: McLemore? Quin? (LOLwut?)
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
We're going to go, like 50-0
And win the National Chamionship, the Rose Bowl, the Orange Bowl, the Cotton Bowl, and possibly an NBA championship.
Did I mention the World Series, too?
by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, we don't win that until Painter's 2nd season
Oh, and we also win the World Cup whenever the hell it rolls around again.
24-11
5th in confrence, another high seed in NCAA
by mizzoujeff87 on Mar 30, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Jumping the gun
First task, CALL OTTO PORTER
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
Seems to me...
The longer this goes with no word, the more likely he has accepted. If he declined by noon, it would come out quickly. If he accepted, it has to be kept under wraps until he informs Purdue’s players etc. #pureuninformedspeculation
#pureuninformedspeculation
That’s what we love, here. :)
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
very odd, but my mother in law just called and said
one minute ago, she heard its official and that a news conference is scheduled for this afternoon
WELL THAT SETTLES IT.
LET THE CELEBRATION BEGIN!
<3
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Eek!
ESPN adds Tennessee and Arkansas to Otto Porter’s list
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
Neither should be surprising,
as Cuonzo was recruiting him to MSU and Anderson to MU. . .
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Cuonzo, CMA, Georgetown, Mizzou... Semo?
This kid’s got a lot of thinkin’ to do.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Would you rather...
…Painter or Porter?
(Not saying theres a choice…I’m just curious. What if Painter comes but Porter doesn’t…what will everyone think of that?)
Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
How about both?
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
no no no
you guys misunderstood.
i meant what happens if/when painter tries and fails to recruit porter…people are gonna jump down his throat before he even coaches a game…
Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
Of course they are
It’s what fans do. We’re, you know, fanatical.
Fanatical and “sane” are mutually exclusive concepts.
I doubt it
He’s going to get a honeymoon period. Besides, it sounds like he was already recruiting a St. Louis kid for Purdue. Still, he needs to make the call to Porter.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
Coaches are worth
millions of dollars a year. Players are worth a scholarship.
Ok, don't kill me for this... via Alex Rozier on Twitter... (from KOMU)
RT "@AllieSteiner: Just got an email from athletic dept committe that I’m on saying congrats to Alden for luring Matt Painter to Missouri."
I just saw that
She says Mike Alden is on the email list so if that’s not true, she expects him to say otherwise. We’ll see
Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.
And this is directly from her...
@AllieSteiner
Email said this: “Congratulations to Mike Alden and the Tigers for luring Matt Painter to be our new basketball coach!” #Mizzou
If I'm Ricardo Ratliffe
I’m feeling pretty good today.
It didn’t seem like the fastest 40 was well suited to his skill set. But as the inside man in Painter’s 4-1 halfcourt set, the man has a chance to be reborn next seasons as a focal point of the Mizzou offense. Probably gets to play 30-32 mins a game, too. Up those boards to around eight a game.
Will he look at the hoop when he shoots?
LOL
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Painters plays through his big men.
Cardo is either gonna sink or swim. He’s no Morris twin, but I think he’ll be an improved commodity in the Painter offense.
THOU SHALT NOT EVEN START TO THINK ABOUT TACTICS UNTIL PAINTER IS OFFICIALLY HERE
The heart break if we’ve worked out how all our personnel fit with his system, who’s staying, who’s going, who’s stock is up and down…. all of that and then he stays at Purdue, that would leave a mark.
Keep speculating wildly and with minimal informedness about whether he’s coming or not. The implications of what happen IF he comes, those questions are all on ice. And by ice, I mean dry ice taken to within a degree or two of zero kelvin, and packed inside a vaccum thermos inside thermal tiles from the space shuttle, in a distant looping orbit around jupiter.
kapeesh?
Yeah!
What he said!
Pigskin Punditry
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"All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch." ~ Sterling Archer
This whole thread
These 3000 comments the past four days are nothing BUT speculation. You are in the wrong place, my friend.
Reading skills, you lack them
Speculation about whether he comes: Good
Speculation which is predicated on him already having decided to come here: Bad.
Yes.
Big difference.
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
twitter @sirensofsilence
by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
the real question is
will he start clearing the rim on dunk attempts if he doesn’t have to run so much?
How will our returning players...
fit into Painter’s style of coaching?
Lets not get ahead of our selves
Great moments are born from great opportunity.
Follow me on Twitter @muwxman
Don't get ahead of ourselves!?!?
They are already taking the Tiger down in “Tiger Plaza” and replacing it with a statue of Matt Painter.
No analysis until official announcement!
I thought as Mizzou fans, we knew about the jinx.
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
twitter @sirensofsilence
by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
let's analyze something else
so, do you think, what with the loss to VCU, the morris twins will still fit into Self’s coaching style?
ANALYSIS NOW!
I’m tired of holding my pee-pee about it. If he turns away at the last second, it won’t be because I started advancing wild theories about the rebirth of Ricardo Ratlifee. It’ll probably be because of something YOU did.
I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU DAD
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
I think we should just meet up somewhere
and fight. Makes more sense.
I feel that Ian should have the edge here
cause he a cold weather type of fighter
/nothing else has made sense today
What do you mean I can't retire at 32?
Length is reach.
And reach is key.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I hear those Canadians are scrappy.
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
twitter @sirensofsilence
by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
It will feel worse if we start talking about it in concrete terms
beyond “is he coming or not?” and then he stays there. So no. No analysis.
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
twitter @sirensofsilence
by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh
I don’t believe in jinxes, voodoo, easter bunnies, jayhawks etc.
See where im going here. haha
by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh god...
THERE’S NO WAY MATT PAINTER WOULD COME TO A SCHOOL LIKE MIZZOU, IN FACT, WE PROBABLY WON’T EVEN HAVE A COACH NEXT YEAR AND WILL HAVE TO FORFEIT ALL OUR GAMES.
\reverse jinx
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
twitter @sirensofsilence
by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Which means we'll be kicked out of the NCAA
which means no good coaches will want to come here
which means we’ll never be good enough to get BACK into the NCAA
which means OH GOD WE’RE GOING TO DIE THE PLANET IS DOOMED
Painter probably has an asst coaching spot with Self at kU lined up...
And this is all just for giggles as he drives through CoMo on I70 with his Uhaul.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
ot
what does sid, as in @mizzouhoopssid, stand for?
Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
Sports Information Director.
Think of it as the PR arm of the Mizzou athletic department.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
thank you
yeah i noticed across the internets that a lot of teams have a sid, had no clue what that meant.
Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
sports information director
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Mar 30, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Right here.
Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
Sports information director
/pilingon
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
Sandalwood Interior Design
It’s an incense thing
SPORTS INFORMATION DIRECTOR
/oh wait
Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
S(hire) I(Matt) D(Painter)
Its a weird Mnemonic…
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Sisters? I like zouDave's.
Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
I've never yet joined in that meme...
Partly because I have a MUCH younger sister (and plenty of shotgun shells, you bastards!)… and because I’ve never met ZD, or his sister. (Love his videos, though) I only now make fun of GHTD, because I had the honor of meeting him (well, pouring him a drink mere hours after the OU game) and now feel a certain RMN kinship.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd9Yibf_UXE
Beerleaguer -- White Sox: Something about a greased tee, a behind, and a pair of pliers
by UribeAuction on Mar 30, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
more good youtube viewing while we wait, although NSFW:
NOOOO IT’S RUDY GAY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK7lIjFsGvg
Beerleaguer -- White Sox: Something about a greased tee, a behind, and a pair of pliers
by UribeAuction on Mar 30, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not a big Gay guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdNCN2-D0Yw
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Mar 30, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm just saying
it would be a nice little kick in the you knows if we didn’t get anything today, purdue keeps their coach, and kansas gets the fastest internet in the country. just think what we could do with that kind of internet power, if we can generate 4000 comments about absolutely nothing! c’mon universe, balance things out …
hey from KC, KS
we need to be faster for posting on the web, cause the KU journalism dept tried to mandate dial up for all cans assans so they look up to date,
by mizzoujeff87 on Mar 30, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
We've gotten more hits in the last hour...
…than we averaged per day in January 2009. HOORAY, INSTABILITY!!
Wait 'til you put out a new Women's Softball piece
This is just the beginning.
So, is RMN going to set a page view record?
And is this from an official “source” or not? Should I get my hopes up? OMG WE’RE GONNA SET A RECORD, GUYZ!
This has quickly become our best month ever...
…though I don’t have any way of figuring out what our best single-day totals are…
Bernie...
tweeted that a source close to RMN said a record breaking day was a done deal. Unconfirmed.
810 AM out of KC
Says RMN to Big Ten a done deal. Is this a Purdue blog now?
Mancavesports
Has just said that RMN actually hasn’t had any page views, it’s all just a computer program from NC State that makes it look like a bunch of people are talking to each other about Painter.
i dont believe anything until
MU86 has his sources confirm it
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Mar 30, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
That's because I gave up internet sports reading in 2009
And I’m probably responsible for serveral hundred hits per day…
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
Pretty sweet graph about this. RMN thrives on coaching changes
by James Lipton on Mar 30, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
is that big october spike
just from beating oklahoma?!
Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
That would be my guess.
Or people just think the university of missouri when halloween comes around.
by James Lipton on Mar 30, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Not JUST from that...
…but that certainly helped. Then we lost a couple of games and people lost interest again. The life of a team blog…
So is it easier to run a blog when the team it shows always wins?
UCLA blogs in the 60’ and 70’s must have been dominant.
by James Lipton on Mar 30, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I recommend...
…that we start signing coaches to one-year contracts only. COACHING CHANGES EVERY YEAR!!
Does this mean our Ad-buy prices are going up? LOL
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, okay! I'm in.
#gougeaway
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Psst, I think winning might give us sustainable views
Just a hunch, that’s why I’m whispering. Wait, this looks just like all the other text on the page? Dammit.
One key question
If we hire Painter, will Jacob Pullen respect us again?
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
My heart is in my throat
and I’m preparing for a giant, Paul Bunyan kick to the shnuts.
Follow me on Twitter @drktrs
BTFU
my sources confirmed
that nothing is confirmed
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
31 minutes until noon!
I’m assuming Alden asked for decision if possible by 12:00 PM Pacific
The RMN staff must be rubbing their hands together
Trying to figure out what they are going to do with all this revenue money they are making the past couple days.
All $10 they are probably making.
by KCTiger on Mar 30, 2011 1:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Hoagies for everyone!
"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course by "everyone"
I meant you and Ross. Definitely not Greg though.
"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel like I should get a hoagie, too.
You know, just because.
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
twitter @sirensofsilence
by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
ARE YOU GODDAMN KIDDING ME
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
Real question
What’s the rule about a transfer from another school during a coaching change? Obviously I’m talking about Hummel – I thought PU fans were quoting some rule yesterday.
He's a fifth year guy
I think he can transfer without waiting…might be contingent on Mizzou having a graduate level program that Purdue doesn’t offer. The same rule used by Massoli when he transfered from Oregon to Ole Miss.
That's the lamest rule I've ever heard.
Do you not even have to major in that?
i get the reason
has to transfer because the program he wants is at another school. if you look at it from a non-education loop hole perspective it doesnt make any sense.
Its not so much us...
As MP and our Knee Doctors here…
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I really doubt it happens
And, honestly, I would feel really bad if Hummel came too. That’s kicking someone in the nuts, trying to help them back up, making sure they aren’t seriously hurt, and then hitting them in the nuts with a stick…or something like that.
Agreed.
I just wanted to know what it was.
xcma-Flip vs. pcMP-Hummel???
Discuss.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I would feel bad, too.
Then I’d look at our roster, and see his name on it. And I’d get super, super excited.
"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36
If'n we get to keep Filp Pressey
I’m fine with not stealing any of your players (frankly, I’m fine with not stealing anything short of an unsigned recruit).
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
hahah h&r discussing the virtues of Z'ing
I love how it took this whole saga for the majority of fans from both (myself included) to learn the wonders of Z’ing after years of wearing out our scrolly balls
I think someone mentioned it above
But I find myself z’ing on other sites that don’t support it. I think this should be an established internet protocol.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
I "z" all the time on other sites.
And I know I said it earlier, but I still can’t believe people didn’t know about the Z before this.
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
twitter @sirensofsilence
by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I am so there
issuing work order to google.
Now you will just try to Z Twitter.
Promise. It;ll happen.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i just power-z'd thru this whole thread
i thought i was having a 2 minute seizure
bo ryan will haunt my dreams
m-i-z... z-o-u!
My short ribs are in the oven
I got six hours. Take your time, Painter.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Breaking News
KU ticket director sentenced to 37 months
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
read "month"
as “death” and didnt even batt an eye at it.
“hmm, well he probably deserved it”
She'll do about six months
Before she’s eligible for parole.
The only way she does 37
is if she starts shanking people as soon as she gets there.
Don't steal any tickets on your way out to the parking lot!
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
My sources tell me that Painter is trending.
However, This might be because of the Sherwin Williams Corporate Retreat this week.
Driving home from lunch...
…KFRU announced Painter is official!?!?!?! I need SOURCES
I dunno man...hockey?
The main source is still Bernie.
Mizzou remains tight-lipped, and that will be the case for probably at least a couple more hours (assuming Bernie is correct)…
Blumberg just said his source said it's 100% happening
Painter will meet with his players tonight.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
I KNOW KOMU doesn't get any thing from the University just because it's also part of the University
but, he’s pretty damn reliable on Mizzou related stuff.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
So that means we won't hear officially until tonight?
Good, maybe I have time to eat breakfast and take a shower. Have been reading this site since 6:00am and have yet to do either of those things!
hope he remembered
to clench his buttcheeks
from Joe Waljasper on Twitter
Regarding Matt Painter to MU report, never heard the word “premature” used more often about a basketball coach … except Rick Pitino.
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Mar 30, 2011 1:38 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Well...
…we have all spent the last couple days talking amongst each other as to when he was going to “come”….I would say several days is a pretty loooong time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=too8kydUBy0&feature=related&t=08m34s
Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
Alden hadn’t been contacted by Painter when Bernie said he had
by Michael Alden on Mar 30, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...
maybe we should look into that 24 hour waiting period thing.
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
twitter @sirensofsilence
by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
/BLUMBERG'D
Source says 100% it’s going to happen. Painter meets w PU players tonight. #Mizzou will announce Painter as it’s basketball coach.
I don't think it's too much to ask
that journalists not mangle the English language. Anyway.
Jabberwocky
pretty much freaks me out much like clowns and horses.
by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
um, that is a contraction of ‘it’ and ‘is’. no apostrophe is possessive. apostrophe properly used.
http://garyes.stormloader.com/its.html
/MU English – 2002
You're some kind of genius, aren't you?
Try not to take me too seriously
KIMMIE!
@englishscope24: Yeeesssssssssss!!!
Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
HOLD ON...
Could be that he found Bill C’s wallet in the parking lot, or something.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
$10?!
I’m getting a hoagie!!!
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Mar 30, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
what's a sid?
/ducks
Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
Kimmie totally trolled 101 ESPN
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
here we go here we go here we go
Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.
Pat Forde
Some folks close to the situation are counseling to apply the brakes to the Post-Dispatch’s Painter-Mizzou story. Nothing official right now
where is everyone seeing the latest news?
because Twitter is broken now…
Follow me on twitter.com/SteveCusumano
Mancave mans up on Twitter
“ManCaveSports1: Apologies to #Mizzou fans for saying MU had no shot at Matt Painter. Quite stunned actually how bad #Purdue Athletics handled this. "
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Surprised he didn't link to his own page with an apology
to drive links, like he kept doing.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
Guys...before we get carried away...
we need to make Pootie Tang Mizzou t-shirts. It’s a chore we must finish.
"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36
Not Matt Painter:
Somehow @GabeDeArmond got my cell phone number. In his last call, he tried to talk like Yoda, but I knew it was him all along.
What do you mean I can't retire at 32?
So trolly.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Trolly gonna troll.
"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36
I would know
but ok, think what you want
by Michael Alden on Mar 30, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm just telling you
that this is all pre-mature
by Michael Alden on Mar 30, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Jokes on you, I'm Matt Painter's nephew.
"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36
I am Spartacus!
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
I am 4
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I... am... IRONMAN
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Says the guy who joined RMN literally 13 minutes ago.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
awesome
make shooting a NCAA event not the small scale
by mizzoujeff87 on Mar 30, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks. Keep us posted.
In fact, start a FanPost. We’ll all be over in a minute to check it out. Promise.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone who can post
Should go to Hammer and Rails and apologise for the SDJMU troll.
He’s embarrassing me as a Mizzou fan.
That's the guy who thinks Chris Lincoln
is an excellent journalist.
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
twitter @sirensofsilence
by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
if i recall correctly
he wasnt that great over here either.
Chad Moller
Hi Allie, I’m obviously not Mike, but I am in a position to tell you that someone jumped the gun, there’s no news.
Try not to take me too seriously
They obviously won't announce anything until after Painter tells his old team bye bye...
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
It has become obvious to me what MU is doing
They told Painter they’d deny and/or hold off any reports until he had talked to his players so that they don’t get Anderson’d. Once that happens, all reports will cease to be “premature” and we’ll have our official announcement.
Try not to take me too seriously
Jumped the gun.
No news.
Premature.
I acknowledge fully that this thing might not happen (it probably will not happen in the most junk-crushing manner possible), but you don;t have to be a J-School grad to see a non-denial denial.
From h&r
See! Everyone sees it!
Doug Gottlieb hates anything even associated with Mizzou
Painter is the latest person in his path
Sources confirm
Whether that kid is Mike Alden’s nephew or not, he looks like he has water on his brain.
On OTL...
Fiesta Bowl out of the BCS?
wow.
Bonus – no super snobby Bob Ley.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Alright...thread too cumbersome...MIGRATE!
http://www.rockmnation.com/2011/3/30/2081197/mizzou-basketball-coaching-search-wednesday-afternoon-overflow-thread
http://www.rockmnation.com/2011/3/30/2081197/mizzou-basketball-coaching-search-wednesday-afternoon-overflow-thread
http://www.rockmnation.com/2011/3/30/2081197/mizzou-basketball-coaching-search-wednesday-afternoon-overflow-thread
http://www.rockmnation.com/2011/3/30/2081197/mizzou-basketball-coaching-search-wednesday-afternoon-overflow-thread
http://www.rockmnation.com/2011/3/30/2081197/mizzou-basketball-coaching-search-wednesday-afternoon-overflow-thread

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