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Mizzou Basketball Coaching Search: Painter Watch 2011 Will Soon Conclude

WEST LAFAYETTE IN - JANUARY 09:  Matt Painter the Head Coach of the Purdue Boilermakers gives instructions to his team during the Big Ten Conference game against the Iowa Hawkeyes at Mackey Arena on January 9 2011 in West Lafayette Indiana.  Purdue won 75-52.  (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)

It's Live Thread Wednesday!

Okay, so we jumped the gun yesterday.  Knowing the pragmatism that Matt Painter has shown every single step of the way, it really made no sense that he would meet with Missouri and immediately make his decision.  The guy takes his time.

Everything we've learned about Painter in recent days make me want him to become Missouri's head coach even more than I already did (and he was already the clear No. 1).  The guy has shown a lot of Gary Pinkel's best qualities -- he is incredibly pragmatic, and he is clearly focused, first and foremost, on the long-term.  While analysts at a national level simply see this about money (they summarized on SportsCenter this morning that "Purdue's going to have to pay up to keep him" ... which is about one-third of the issue), he has clearly begun to develop quite a few concerns about Purdue's long-term viability and ability to help him win a championship.  Otherwise this would have never gotten this far.  The only questions, at this point, are a) has Purdue managed to alleviate these concerns in the last couple of days, and b) does Purdue still get the benefit of the doubt?  Or to put it another way, does a tie go to the home team?

Some quick positive and negative signs as we enter what is almost certainly the last day of Painter Watch 2011.

Good For Mizzou: This clearly isn't all about money.

If it were, Painter likely would have just accepted the (alleged) $1.9/year deal that Purdue offered him Monday night.  There would have been no need for Mike Alden and company to still fly to Florida yesterday morning.  Plus, when Purdue (again, allegedly) upped their offer yesterday, word of a decision still didn't leak out.  Since Painter supposedly started liking the Mizzou job when Purdue visited Mizzou and he saw the facilities a few years ago, it's clear his draw to Mizzou goes far beyond "Purdue's not paying me enough."

At this point, it is obvious that isn't simply about contract leverage.  A week ago, we all dismissed Painter's name because we just figured he was using Mizzou to get a raise from Purdue.  But the amount of research he has done here clearly shows that he wasn't just using Missouri.  Even if he ends up staying with Purdue, it is evident that he has taken this extremely seriously.  And again, if it were just about leverage ... he got his raise offer, and he didn't immediately announce that he's staying at Purdue.

Good For Mizzou: Matt Painter clearly does not totally trust the Purdue athletic department.

Whether it is about simple investment, facilities, or whatever, there is obviously something there.  (Obviously.)  Painter has done an incredible amount of due diligence and research regarding Missouri, and it seems to have centered mostly around Mizzou's commitment to basketball and its recruiting possibilities.  Makes you think he doesn't necessarily believe in Purdue's commitment to basketball and its recruiting possibilities.  (The state of Indiana clearly has a high recruiting ceiling, but with Indiana, Purdue, Notre Dame and now Butler sharing a tight space, he might be doubting Purdue's individual ceiling in that atmosphere.)

Bad For Mizzou: This is still somewhat about money.

Whatever doubts Painter has about Purdue's commitment, they cannot alleviate everything over the course of a couple of "But baby, I've changed" phone calls.  But they can earn the benefit of the doubt by opening up their previously closed purse strings.  Rumor has it, they have done so in a major way.  If they're willing to pay that much to keep him, then they've proved something, haven't they?

Good For Mizzou: Painter now knows about the state of Missouri and its potential.

Through his diligence and around-the-state conversations, Painter knows that Missouri's recruiting base includes, among other things, 60 Division I players in the last six years who didn't attend Missouri.  They're not all good enough to play at Mizzou, but that's still a large base for a state with only one major conference team.

Over the weekend, Ross, Atch and I put together a potential "Missouri only" roster.  It was impressive.  You could build a helluva squad with the following players (all from the state of Missouri and its extended suburban areas): Ben Hansbrough (who technically would have used up his eligibility by now if he hadn't transferred), Marcus Denmon, Mike Dixon, Alec Burks, Alex Tyus, Josh Harrellson, Travis Releford, Trevor Releford, Steve Moore, Justin Hurtt, Dominique Morrison, Ricky Kreklow, Scott Suggs, Jesse Perry, Rahmon Fletcher, Tyler Griffey, etc.  With Brad Beal, Ben McLemore, B.J. Young and Otto Porter coming in.

Obviously, it would never be realistic to lock down every single solid Missouri player (they still share Kansas City with KU, KSU, etc., and they still share St. Louis with the entire Big Ten ... and apparently the Univ. of Florida), nor would it be particularly smart to only recruit this state, but that's a solid base of players, and I have to figure it appealed rather significantly to Painter.

Bad For Mizzou: Painter now knows about the state of Missouri and its ... issues.

Right or wrong, Mizzou has had an incredibly up-and-down-and-further-down-and-back-up relationship with the city of St. Louis, among other things.  And while we hope that every incoming football or basketball coach will mend all the fences and lock down the state of Missouri once and for all ... it's never going to happen.  There are simply too many odd, old wounds and strong personalities at play here.  And if Painter talked to high school coaches and AAU coaches from the area, he probably didn't just get the rose-colored view, now did he?  There are issues in this state, and he likely heard about a few of them

Bad For Mizzou: Purdue is still Painter's alma mater.

He clearly has some serious reservations about Purdue's long-term viability ... but there's still a very good chance he gives them the benefit of the doubt.  And you probably would too.

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I commented yesterday that we were going to see people's true personalities emerge last night because every single piece of information that came out could be spun in a distinctly positive and distinctly negative way.  Matt Painter's not on the plane!  His family's still in Florida!  No it's not!  He's still in Florida!  No he's not!  The Purdue players know nothing!  Purdue has raised its offer!  Well, today we almost certainly find out, one way or another.

Knowing that they needed to move on quickly if he turned them down, Missouri asked Painter to let them know his decision by noon today if at all possible.  For both the sake of Mizzou's coaching search and the work productivity of Rock M readers, here's to hoping this is the last all-day live thread for a while ... even if "all-day" just means "until this thread reaches 800 comments by noon."

And if Matt Painter doesn't choose Mizzou ... I'll just choose to blame ghtd36.  I recommend you do the same.

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My Nebraska friend BigRedTwice says this would be a done deal if Pinkel had gone down to Florida with the helicopter and swooped him up with the Rescue Basket.

by mhbtiger on Mar 30, 2011 7:41 AM CDT reply actions  

Painter

has been worried about how is coaches are seen recruiting. Saw somewhere he didn’t want his assistants taking cabs to recruits houses. He wants them in Cadillacs. Pinkel goes to recruits in a helicopter! Take that Purdue.

by Nick_Keith on Mar 30, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Blaine?

Thanks for joining us, dude.

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on Mar 30, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks for the update/insight

and what are you doing hed64, eating breakfast with Blaine?

by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 7:48 AM CDT reply actions  

...

OMG ILUV MATT PAINTER LETS RAISE OUR EXPECTATIONS TO REDICULOUS LEVELS AND BLAME ALDEN IF HE STAYS AT PURDUE1

/just preparing you

by Zou want a piece? on Mar 30, 2011 7:50 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

...

OMG ILUV MATT PAINTER LETS RAISE OUR EXPECTATIONS TO REDICULOUS LEVELS AND BLAME ALDEN IF HE STAYS AT PURDUE1

/just preparing you

by Zou want a piece? on Mar 30, 2011 7:50 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Yep

I heard someone on another board criticize Alden for “putting all of his eggs in one basket”. Wha?

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 8:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ha, right...

…because if we don’t get Painter, then we’re just not going to be able to field a team next year.

by Bill C. on Mar 30, 2011 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

have to go shortly, and actually have work to do...but....

Can Someone define “a source close to” said person? Can that be someone from pakistan that calls himself Bob and is very proficient with using google?

by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 7:54 AM CDT reply actions  

Alright...

That being said, whatever happens, I called it, of course which, I call absolutely nothing, but since I heard he will stay and go, then my source of a source of a source of course was correct! You can thank or hate me now!

by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 7:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think that gave me an Aneurysm

If you think this is a waste of time, follow me on twitter @BrandonMessner

by bpm3m4 on Mar 30, 2011 8:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

well...I have to say...

I heard from a source close to the situation that there is a cure for that…but I can’t confirm. I am attempting to verify through the most reliable resource…aka…twitter.

by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 8:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

So easily confused that this was....

…supposed to be posted under the time zone error! I think I will shut down and start over!

by tigerfan1 on Mar 30, 2011 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Great wrap-up, Bill . . .

. . . MP would be a great get for the University, but there are others available if he chooses to stay; I have faith in Alden’s ability to find the best fit available.

Go Mizzou!

by countrycal on Mar 30, 2011 8:00 AM CDT reply actions  

All this logical thought is just pissing me off

Give me a door to watch god damnit, with a chatroom where I can talk about firing Alden, and my distrust of Pinkel because NO FULLBACKS

by asdtg2 on Mar 30, 2011 8:08 AM CDT reply actions  

There is such a place...

…it’s called Tigerboard.

We all understand what being a Mizzou fan is like. That’s no excuse for being a douche.

by jaeger on Mar 30, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Let's not forget...

…noon in CoMo is 11:00am in West LaFayette, Indiana!

by tigerfan1 on Mar 30, 2011 8:10 AM CDT reply actions  

Sooooo...

It’ll still be noon when we hear something. /timezone’d

by CapnCribbs on Mar 30, 2011 8:14 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Won’t it be 1 pm in WL when it’s noon here?

by mhbtiger on Mar 30, 2011 8:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes

but its ok that some people don’t know how timezones work.

by collinh on Mar 30, 2011 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, those rights.

Just think how confused I would be if I lived in one of those states that have cities in two different time zones!

by tigerfan1 on Mar 30, 2011 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hear you

I once flew to Atlanta Airport to interview at Auburn. I almost missed my flight back because I thought I had an extra hour.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Mar 30, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Like Indiana?

it’s a circle. It goes up and down, and around.

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on Mar 30, 2011 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

To be fair,

Indiana didn’t know how timezones work until the last few years.

/Slowtime’d

by MU'97 on Mar 30, 2011 8:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

we just loved not having to change our clocks

it’s still annoying, although I do love the ‘fall back’ in the fall… spring forward kind of depresses me for a few days when I have to drive to work in the dark again, but all in all I like it.

by collinh on Mar 30, 2011 8:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

my extended family

is from an area right next to the time zone border – about 60 miles north of west lafayette. they call it ‘fast time’ and ‘slow time,’ depending on the time of year, and your cell phone is constantly changing times, depending on which tower it connects to.

clearly painter will want to leave such insanity.

any other straws for me to grasp?

by brentonjay on Mar 30, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah the cell phone thing freaks me out.

Big Brother!

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

That doesn't actually happen in WLaf.

Although it does switch a few times driving down 65 from Chicago/Michigan to WLaf.

by rcpratt on Mar 30, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

it's close enough ...

.. for me to grasp at, considering the total absence of actual information.

by brentonjay on Mar 30, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Heh...

…I’m doubting that if Painter were to call to accept at 12:01pm (in any time zone), Alden will say “Thanks, but you came in after the buzzer. We’ve moved on.”

by Bill C. on Mar 30, 2011 8:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think painter will make the decision

when he knows the answer. regardless of deadlines… of course he’s not going to be a dick and not oblige Alden’s request…. but if he knows what he wants he’ll let people know, that may very well be before the noon deadline or whatever.

also i don’t think alden will turn him down if painter doesn’t respond until well after the deadline… i think alden will simply start working on plan B once noon comes and goes. he just doesn’t want to miss out on a good second option by waiting around for his first choice that may or may not pan out.

by collinh on Mar 30, 2011 8:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

FIRE ALDEN!!

IF PAINTER DOESN’T COMMIT BY NOON HE’S NOT COMMITED TO MIZZOU!

by CapnCribbs on Mar 30, 2011 8:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

This entire process makes me want Painter even more.

He is clearly very serious about winning a national title and pays attention to the details that make this a possibility no matter where he ends up. I would officially be very disappointed if he doesn’t come to Mizzou…something I couldn’t say even two days ago.

That said, no matter what happens, kudos to Alden for pulling out all the stops. (or so it appears)

by bleigh82 on Mar 30, 2011 8:10 AM CDT reply actions  

I think this entire process will make everyone want painter even more

particularly his recruits in indiana should he decide to stay… the media is making the man look like the most valuable coach in the country these past few days.

by collinh on Mar 30, 2011 8:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Twitter account...

Do any of the Purdue basketball players have twitter accounts? If we were to hear anything before 12:00 on which way this was going to go, where would be the best place to look? (Aside from RMN, of course.)

by SqueezePlay on Mar 30, 2011 8:29 AM CDT reply actions  

Here.

The masses will find any morsel of information and rush to bring it here. Take advantage of it.

by KeysMyaths on Mar 30, 2011 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

@Ryne_Smith24, @RobbieHummel4, @MikeJack05 (asst coach), @BoilerBaller25

There are more but I can’t get my full follow list to pull up on my phone…

by rcpratt on Mar 30, 2011 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Got it

@AJJohnsonTHE1, @Agent0_PMWB, @TravisWCarroll, @djbyrd21, @LewJack_23

Think that’s it

by rcpratt on Mar 30, 2011 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

they do

but I don’t know any of them really… they’ve been mentioned a few times on H&R… one that i recall was a recruit saying he would play for painter if he stays. /shrug… i dont know if he was already committed, or if this publicity has made some recruits desire painter just as much as missouri has.

by collinh on Mar 30, 2011 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

The good news here...

…is that a lot of Purdue fans seem to be assuming he goes to Mizzou because they never get any breaks. Kind of a “resistible force versus movable object” contest here with these schools…

by Bill C. on Mar 30, 2011 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

can we...

contact Ken Pomeroy and get some analysis and probabilities on this???

by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Still in Fla?

How could he meet with the team to break the news to them if he’s still in fla?

by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 8:35 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah.

He’s a two days’ wagon ride away, I reckon.

Seriously, Alden’s informal request if to be notified by noon. There is no requirement that the team be notified by noon.

by MU'97 on Mar 30, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

No. He flew back to west Lafayette yesterday

To meet with a school official and ad Burke supposedly. And they were supposedly talking about raises for his assistants

by optiger on Mar 30, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

media sources were confirming that

matt met with purdue officials via phone call, and that he was still in FLA… who knows how reliable, but i would say they’re moreso than twitter sources.

by collinh on Mar 30, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

he used whom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I like correcting people by saying whom after they ask me something with who in it, even if who is correct. Because most of the time people will just buy it.

by mizzou2396 on Mar 30, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

I learned how to use "whom" correctly

by listening to Mike Kelly. True story.

/yesourannounceristhatawesome

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Mar 30, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I taught Mike Kelly how to shave his head.

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Kelly taught me how to

sear a steak and make a delicious alfredo sauce

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Kelly taught me

that coffee is, indeed, not that difficult to make in the morning

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Painter will call a meeting with his players,

if decides to stay at Purdue?

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 8:32 AM CDT reply actions  

The mtg with players is an indication of his decision.

If he meets with his players there’s a good chance it to tell them that he’s leaving.
If he is staying then he wouldn’t necessarily have to meet with his players to tell them so.

by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 8:33 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Regardless...

Painter will meet with his players no matter the decision.

by boilergal on Mar 30, 2011 8:36 AM CDT reply actions  

I would agree under different circumstances

Since he is on vacation I would think that’s a phone call to say hey guys I’m stayin would be the okay.

by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 8:40 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

You're blaming ghtd36?

That means I’m off the hook? Woo hoo!

Since it’s too early for beer, I bring you this link. Science + alcohol = FUN

Cocktail Chemistry: Parsing The Bloody Mary

by Mac6uffin on Mar 30, 2011 8:40 AM CDT reply actions  

I once made sushi for the department X-mas party

My colleague for some reason gulped down a full teaspoon of Wasabi. It was not a pretty sight to see a grown man cry.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Mar 30, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

His manhood was probably challenged

then accurately put on display for everyone with the crying.

by Mac6uffin on Mar 30, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I broke a jar of Wasabi at the grocery store I worked at on my first day...

….wow, that cleared out the nostrils of Unionville, MO for about 4 day after that.

by EveryTrueSon on Mar 30, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I beg to differ.

And will mix & pour MY concoction anytime at the pub.

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

He forgot the vegies.

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you want a salad, order a salad.

I’m a booze-pourer, not a line chef. How about I concentrate on the liquor? :)

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

How can you have a ballanced breakfast without the vegies?

And in the Queens English….How can you have any pudding without eating yer meat?

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Got it!

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, for seconds.

Bloody Mary first. THEN a GIN martini, with a nice handful of olives for all you veggie lovers.

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

wait 2nd breakfast?

are you a hobbit? Don’t lie to me, I can tell. I bet you’re a hobbit. Are you from the shire? Will you tell me a story?

I’m so excited about this. A hobbit bartender. I want to know what Gandalf is really like. Does Aragon ever shave or does his beard only grow to that length? Is Tremendous Stubble Aragon?

Is Saraumon still stuck in that tower?

by mizzou2396 on Mar 30, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Know how I know

you’ve only seen the movies?

by Babbalynski on Mar 30, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Are we going Full Nerd

in this debate?

If I have to hear one more rant about how Peter Jackson left out the Scouring of the Shire…

by Mac6uffin on Mar 30, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, no rant.

I loved the movies. Just saying that Saruman’s fate was covered in the books.

And seriously, how could those movies not make you want to read the books?

by Babbalynski on Mar 30, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

it's sort of covered in the extended version

but it doesn’t happen in the Shire like it does in the book.

by mizzou2396 on Mar 30, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Right

But if you don’t watch the extended versions, you’re doing it wrong.

by Narghile on Mar 30, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've read the books

a few times, but I read them when I was young and before the movies came out. I haven’t re-read them since the movies.

by mizzou2396 on Mar 30, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can you make it

a Gibson i dont care for olives.

by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Have been meaning to tell you..

…my nephew stationed at Ft. Hood celebrated St. Patrick’s Day on 6th Street in Austin wearing a kilt and his McNally’s t-shirt :)

by tigerfan1 on Mar 30, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is phenomenal!

Need to start a Shakespeare’s-esque map of pictures of people in McNally’s gear.

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like your style TigerBartender

always have.

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

what else can you make, besides Bloody Mary's

Cause those kinda suck

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

He pours a mean Killians...

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can attest to this.

Was that Monday nights with $2 Killians? Great way to start the week.

by Babbalynski on Mar 30, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

What is it about Bloody Mary's you don't like?

I can make a mean EXTRA dry gin Martini at home. Considering the alcohol tax in WA it saves me a ton of money.

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

don't like tomato juice

tastes awful.

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep. That's by far the leading answer if people

don’t like Bloody Mary’s.

Too bad, I measure a brunch experience partially by the greatness of their Bloody Mary.

So then what do you drink for breakfast?

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

generally, nothing

but if I’m in the mood, Guinness.

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

makes sense

It has the same consistency as Carnation Instant Breakfast.

I’m a HUGE Guinness fan, btw. My favorite beer, no question.

by ZouDave on Mar 30, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmm........breakfast Guinness.

Yes please.

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Aww, gee...

…now I need to run to the store. Out of Guinness.

by tigerfan1 on Mar 30, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Personally Im really pleased with the way Alden has handled this. I think all of it makes MU look good.

At least in my opinion, it feels to me that the nationally people look at us now like Mizzou takes basketball very seriously and that either way we will get a good coach.

by MizzouTC on Mar 30, 2011 8:40 AM CDT reply actions  

If Painter accepts

then I will paint the town red in celebration.
I don’t think Alden has painted himself into a corner by pursuing Matt.
I think we’ve painted Purdue fan’s angst with the same brush as ours.
I’ll be watching paint dry between now and noon.
I hope Matt and Mizzou fans will become close as two coats of paint.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Mar 30, 2011 8:44 AM CDT reply actions  

watching paint dry

Pun on purpose or just dumb luck?

by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 8:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

it was on purpose I see

Didn’t catch all that with the first read as I’m driving. Very nicely done.

by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 8:54 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Do not respond to this.

I ride a motorcycle. Do not text and drive!!!

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

don't try to gloss over his humor

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Mar 30, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone know what ISSUES

the St. Louis coaches still have with Mizzou? I’ve heard about issues for 20 years now. Still don’t know all the details.

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 8:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Would'nt that change with the changes in

coaches and administration?

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not if you believe

the whole institution is racist.

It has become more positive over the years, but it still persists to some degree.

Also Norm wouldn’t kiss ass.

by Mac6uffin on Mar 30, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Someone should write a book about it one day...

…but it would take about 15 years of research. I know racism was part of it at one point or another, but it seems so much bigger than just one issue…

by Bill C. on Mar 30, 2011 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

STL has a little bit of Bob Stoops in them

"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey Bill

I have a question. I have heard the same rumor from two completely different places now. That when M. Anderson was hired, he was basically ordered NOT to go after recruits with questionable backgrounds, as to not further embarrass the university. Have you heard this? Any truth to it?

by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

...Marcus Denmon?

Not saying HE’S questionable, but his background definitely was.

by CapnCribbs on Mar 30, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've never heard of that either

but I do bet that emphasis was put on the character of recruits. But no hard rules or anything.

by Mac6uffin on Mar 30, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well you have to

consider the source, the first time i heard it from Kevin Keitzman, the second time was Soren Petro maybe.

by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have heard that rumor--

and there was a fairly recent interview I heard with Mike Anderson (pre-departure, obviously) where the question implied strongly implied the existence of a clause like this and Anderson sidestepped in a confirming-but-not sort of way. Wish I could remember more about that particular interview, but I don’t :/ I would imagine it was more of a “clean program bonus” clause than a “recruit limiting clause”, though

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Joke's on Mizzou if that's the case...

…since the first guys Anderson brought in (Hannah, Butterfield) were the only ones who ever had character issues…

by Bill C. on Mar 30, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good point

I think the admin. is going to have to get over that sort of stuff, if you want to win and win big you have to be willing to take a chance on those types of kids. Not that you bring in every thug you can find.

by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Was Grimes a CMA recruit?

Mike Jr. was arrested for drunk-driving. I guess the character issue is relative. Whatever Dixon’s violation was, it was not in the neighborhood of the Butterfield domestic assault. Boy am I glad Athena is no more.

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by totalloser on Mar 30, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Then the policy worked, no?

I was happy hearing Alden emphasise academics in that press conference the other day. Not to be be a crotchety old stuffshirt, but I do like to remember the “student” part in “student-athlete”.

That doesn’t mean pretending to be an Ivy League school, but there should be some standards on academics and conduct.

by kcbottom9th on Mar 30, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

So, basically,

We shouldn’t take the SEC approach of “who cares, as long as you can play ball” approach?

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

It ain't cheating if

You leave the school before you get caught. Really, the entire SEC is just trying to perfect the “Pete Carroll system.”

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

A fine balance between...

Another year of the “Multi-Million Dollar Salary” versus “The Entire Program Burning to the Ground Around me*” debate.

  • AKA “Folks might remember that, and I might have to take a coordinator’s position for a season, before being a HC again.”

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

When it happened I thought John Chaney was an idiot

But in hind sight, he must have had his reasons. It looks like Calipari is a perfect fit in the SEC.

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by totalloser on Mar 30, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I cant remember

all the details, but it does seem to be somewhat reasonable, with him coming in right after the whole Quinn fiasco.

by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Re-reading,

this sounds a lot more “I know something” than I intended… I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of such a clause, merely that I have heard a similar rumour and an interesting inflection in an interview with Mike Anderson. (I have SOURCES?)

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

it's pretty simple

Mizzou went to Desmett and St. Louis went to Chaminade. The 2 have never been able to get over it, because they still care about high school.

note I don’t endorse desmett or chaminade, nor do I say anything disparaging about them, they are just 2 high schools i know exist in St. Louis.

by mizzou2396 on Mar 30, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

j j jes

u u uit

That’s all I remember from my Jesuit high school days (no, not in St. Louis).

by KeysMyaths on Mar 30, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

After moving to MO, I learned quickly 3 things about STL:

1. you’all really care about what what high school people went to. Whenever I see two people from STL get together. The first question they would ask each other is, “what high school did you go to?” I grew up in public school in LA, and we didn’t gave a f*** where people went to high school.
2. you’all still call I-64 Highway 40
3. Ted Drewes is really great!

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by totalloser on Mar 30, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm from a small town SE Missouri

working in St. Louis, and I STILL notice the cliqueiness (god, there’s no good way to spell that non-word). It’s kinda weird. The only thing we cared about was if you went to the local rival school (note, in another town), and even then it wasn’t a huge deal except in sports.

Also, it’s not “40,” it’s “fahrty.” I have to fight the urge to laugh when people say “fahrty fahr.”

by Babbalynski on Mar 30, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

SEMO also

You are not from Sikeston or Poplar Bluff are you? If so then F*%k U.

Ha.

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gradiated

from Sikeston. Charleston up through 7th grade. Cape Central? Or Eesprairie (I’ve never heard it pronounced as 2 separate words until I was trying to tell my girlfriend about the town).

by Babbalynski on Mar 30, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

How old are ya?

We had about a half-dozen guys from Sikeston go through my fraternity in the late 90s, early 2000s.

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on Mar 30, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, some of us are even crazy enough

to marry bartenders at McNally’s (Full disclosure – my senior year, I dated (and wanted to marry) a waitress at McNally’s).

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on Mar 30, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

26 (at Mizzou 03-08)

but I never joined a frat. Just never interested me much. Might know some of them, though.

by Babbalynski on Mar 30, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hell I might have dated your mom!

Dexter Bearcat class of ’75.

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

The youngest ones that I knew

were Chad Jennings, Zach Weeks (he’s got about a half-dozen brothers) and Cory Welker. They would all have been out of school by the time you came to Mizzou, but Sikeston isn’t that big of a town.

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on Mar 30, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

from columbia

live in stl. i really think God played a trick on these poor people by putting both fahrty and fahrty fahr in this town. they all pale in comparison to dauhrty fahry rahd (dougherty ferry road, if you’re not from around). i love hearing natives say the name of that.

and the high school thing is ridiculous, but it’s just a good way for people to know how wealthy your parents were.

by brentonjay on Mar 30, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, the high school thing isn't really about caring about high school.

What its about is that if you know what high school someone went to you have a decent idea about thier social and economic backgrounds. In many ways it is simply a St. Louisan’s way of asking where you grew up.

by GreenRipper on Mar 30, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

.....and instantly measuring your parents income and worth.

They mask it by asking a seemingly innocuous question. It is not, it is vile and undermines the ability to actually be friends (initially ) with people from StL.

However the people from StL. that have dropped this practice to at least just ask where you are from are just fine.

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

i love responding with

“Columbia Hickman,” because people don’t know what to think. Even if they do know Hickman, there are both wealthy and not wealthy people there. I also love not responding with Rock Bridge, but that’s a different story.

by brentonjay on Mar 30, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're probably right but for many it is merely a habit they grew up with.

For me saying that I went to Northwest is not only confusing since their are two in the area but when I do point out which one I essentially admit to being a “Jefferson County Hoosier”.

by GreenRipper on Mar 30, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Never saw it as that.

In STL since there is a strong Catholic population that attends different high schools after grade school, chances are you are going to know someone who went to that high school. Never understood why people read into the whole asking about what high school you went to too much. STL is a small, large city, if that makes any sense. You can pretty much always find someone who knows someone you know.

by TheHamburglar on Mar 30, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I met a guy from the UK

and when I told him I was from St. Louis, he started laughing and asked me what high school I went to.

Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.

by shmeremy on Mar 30, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, the right now I'm trying to comfort the pessimist in me...

Lets say we assume we don’t get Painter. I DO agree that Alden’s handling has made us look pretty great, and its obvious to everyone we are ready to take the next step and our next coach will have all the support he could want.

Are there any ‘home run’ names out there now that maybe weren’t before? Anyone that wasn’t included Bill’s original profiles? Your thoughts, Bill?

by DC_Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 8:55 AM CDT reply actions  

If this doesn't work out, I'll probably try to throw out a few more coach profiles...

…Anthony Grant…Steve Alford (since he was on the list five years ago), etc. That is, unless it immediately comes out that Ben Jacobson is the new leader or something…

Not sure of any other “home run” names…I doubt there are any that big, but there could be a Kevin Stallings or something floating around…we’ll see.

by Bill C. on Mar 30, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

If it can't be Painter...

It had better be Coach K with Calipari as an assistant or they should FIRE ALDEN!!!!!

If you think this is a waste of time, follow me on twitter @BrandonMessner

by bpm3m4 on Mar 30, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why not?

Curious – I haven’t looked into him at all.

Sorry if rehashing an old argument (but really, what else are you going to do right now).

by KeysMyaths on Mar 30, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

When is the Deadline??

I know Painter is to make a decision by today but does anyone know what time that will be exactly??

by Nick_Keith on Mar 30, 2011 9:08 AM CDT reply actions  

Not a dealine...just a requested time

and dont think for a second that just because he makes a decision that we will know about it.

Advocating for the "Spreadbone" since 2010
Rock M Nation

by The Beef on Mar 30, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

There is no deadline.

There was apparently a courtesy request by Alden for a phoe call from noon. Nobody but Alden and Painter will necessarily know if that call happens, or what was said on it.

by MU'97 on Mar 30, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Damn this suspense is killing me. I’ve been watching all of these threads since Monday morning.

I JUST WANT A DECISION ALREADY!!

by Nick_Keith on Mar 30, 2011 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

The decision has been made.

I just want an answer.

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I wonder about our fanbase

then I see this (h/t Lord Baltimore)

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 9:09 AM CDT reply actions  

I think Lord Baltimore

deserves mnore than a hat tip for that one.

by MU'97 on Mar 30, 2011 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Damnnn....

O Truman….O Kimmie…damnnnn.

by EveryTrueSon on Mar 30, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I saw that!

Haha. Kimmie also posted the serenity prayer. Pretty smart attitude today if you are me.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

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by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Exercising my status

As worst trifecta picker this season, here is my Coachfecta for Mizzouacoachapalooza 2011:

Danny Nee
Billy Tubbs
Roy Williams

I think we’re covered now.

by Icknae on Mar 30, 2011 9:19 AM CDT reply actions  

lol for Danny Nee

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by The Beef on Mar 30, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just think...

…if Painter turns us down, we’ve got at least another week of this (though without the live threads…until the weekend, anyway).

by Bill C. on Mar 30, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

in all honesty though...

i won’t care. if we don’t get painter we’ll get some dude from a mid major not named butler or VCU (which is fine, don’t get me wrong) that i’ve likely never paid that much attention to.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

What this reminds me of.

They’re in the woods. The camera keeps moving around. I guess they’re looking for some witch, I don’t know, I wasn’t listening. Nothing’s happening…nothing’s happening…something about a map. Nothing’s happening…it’s over. A lot of people in the audience look pissed.

by KeysMyaths on Mar 30, 2011 9:28 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT?

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Aren't you paying attention?

It’s the key Tigerbartender hits to post.

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good lord, man...

RMN is in a dark place when I start making meaningful comments.

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

They are only meaningful after I've had my breakfast.

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

breakfast Guinness

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

darnit, beat me to it.

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Mar 30, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Alt + F4

Or Windows Key + D

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Mar 30, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

And yesterday

I did a “CTRL + F” in firefix, typed in “Bill C” and hit enter. Each press of enter took me to Bill C.‘s next comment. That was my strategy for catching back up and it failed miserably. This is what I got:

DAMN you’re good

Bingo

Exactly

Ha.

DING DING DING DING DING DING

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Mar 30, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Joke's on you!

Glad to see you used the approach that I use at PowerMizzou, Ctrl-F’ing for “GabeD”…

by Bill C. on Mar 30, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well at the end there something went right.

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a little shocked

that people didn’t know about “z” until yesterday.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

no kidding.

but not everyone can be VEB veterans.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

One more day until opening day

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by totalloser on Mar 30, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

NO POLITICS!!!!!11!!!!

lol

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Mar 30, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

OMG so excited!

not excited that i’m going to have to wear long sleeves under my tee shirt jersey , however.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

over the past summer...

all 3 of my tshirt jerseys became no longer current. Bloomquist, Dejesus, and Greinkie….its sucks

by jack.nowland on Mar 30, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

that blows.

i was pissed when my holliday 15 jersey became null and void.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

no.

worst decision of your life was becoming a royals fan.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

don't worry

one day (maybe) during your lifetime the royals are going to win a world series. and it’s going to be that much sweeter because of times like these.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was at Game 7. The radio played “Celebrate” over and over for the 2 hours it took to get back to Blue Springs.

by mhbtiger on Mar 30, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Breathe......

No politics. No politics. No Politics. (Orta didn’t cross home plate in that half inning.) No politics. No politics. (Game 7 score???) No Politics. No Politics.

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was

AND IT WAS GLORIOUS

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Glorious

redemption for all those playoff games lost to the yankmes

by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

the "Yank-mes?"

Really?

I’mma just leave this here:

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by D-Sing on Mar 30, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

not impressed

yawn even……AND to hit you below the belt, with a statement like that you sound exactly like a ughhhh jayhawk fan. Sorry but its true.

by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I am a New Yorker

they are the team of my youth, and “Yank-mes” isn’t below the belt?

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by D-Sing on Mar 30, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Unless you're extraordinarily gifted...

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

OK fair enough

Im from Missouri, and the Royals are the team of my youth. How many of those titles are from before the royals were even a team? The yankees should be embarrassed by the fact that they had the premiere team in baseball in the ’70s. And yet were in an epic battle every fall with a start up team, from what 9 of 10 new yorkers would call a podunk city somewhere in fly over country.

by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

20 of the 27 were from before 1969

And actually, I would’ve said that the Reds were actually the premiere team in the 1970s in the NL, with the A’s and the Orioles dominating through the first half of the decade in the AL.

from 1976-1980 the Yanks and Royals met in the ALCS four times, with the Yankees winning 3 of the four ALCS 3 games to 2, 3 games to 2 and 3 games to 1.

Granted, I didn’t see any of the series, because I was either unborn or an infant for them.

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by D-Sing on Mar 30, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I watched all of them

and I still hate Chris Chambliss.

Even though he was just doing what he was paid to do, but I was 9, and that pain still hasn’t gone away.

by MIZZOUfaninAZ on Mar 30, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

HA

I was about to say the exact same thing, that I hate chris Chambliss to this day. And bucky dent too. Even though I grew up hating the yankees i was very upset the day Thurmon Munson died.

by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember that, too

Actually, I can remember exactly where I was when I heard about Munson.

I’ve always been somewhat sympathetic to the Red Sox after Bucky F’n Dent…

by MIZZOUfaninAZ on Mar 30, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah i remember

where i was as well. I really miss baseball from those days, seems like it was so much better more pure, in the pre strike/steroid era.

by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bandwagoner

You have absolutely no connection to the Yankees.

cough

No reason at all to root for them. It’s just because they win a lot.

cough

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on Mar 30, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uh-huh

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by D-Sing on Mar 30, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please, if you really loved NYC

you’d have gotten married in Tampa, like a respectable NYer.

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on Mar 30, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

But when I got married

I wasn’t old enough to be allowed into Tampa.

There’s an age limit, but it would have made for better post-wedding cigars if I could’ve gotten them from Ybor City instead of the Piggly Wiggly on US-17

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by D-Sing on Mar 30, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

and then you multiply it by

chiefs and mizzou…and you get the sweetest moment ever.

by jack.nowland on Mar 30, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've decided I know dislike you both

Chiefs fans are very loyal and many are MU fans so watch it.

by kc_okerix on Mar 30, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

im not saying that they aren't loyal...

but they can be a little to much sometimes…not trying to start anything

by jack.nowland on Mar 30, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

We get pretty excited

Not many people can handle our intesity. Man was that MNF game the best game ever.

by kc_okerix on Mar 30, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's because we have Jayhawks fans mixed in

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hate

when they wear there KU stuff to a Chiefs game.

by kc_okerix on Mar 30, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

this year was a PERFECT chiefs season.

ALL YEAR LONG chiefs fans kept telling me how good their team was. all year long i kept telling them they weren’t that good and were massively overrated. had battle after battle after battle. somehow they ended up in the playoffs and got their shit screwed up at home by a superior team. go figure…

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

unlike Rams fans

who did the same thing but then didn’t even make the playoffs.

/just pointing out it cuts both ways.

by mizzou2396 on Mar 30, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I feel sorry for the Rams

There fans are so bad everytime they play the Chiefs in their dome the Chiefs become the home team. Must be bad to have fans that don’t cheer.

by kc_okerix on Mar 30, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

and the rams did what??

Look they went from last in the division to first in the division. That is a hell of a turn around and also a 10 win team is a decent team. Wait till next year and you’ll see. I made some money betting people the Chiefs would win the division last year.

by kc_okerix on Mar 30, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

even being a chiefs optimist...like i am.

thinking that we can win the division is asking alot. we will go from having one of the NFLs easiest scheules to the hardest schedule.

by jack.nowland on Mar 30, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agree

This team is growing and getting wiser and better though.

by kc_okerix on Mar 30, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry..

But that’s a dumb argument. There are two different teams each division team plays. It’s not the Chiefs fault that they could sweep the NFC West and no one else in the division could take care of business. Or even Oakland could win a game outside of the division.

by kcgiant06 on Mar 30, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

did i say anything about the rams?

like, anything? at all? no.

it was a good turn around yes, but they were still massively overrated.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

How??

Noone even guessed they would win the division. No one thought they would even win a playoff game??? I am a Chiefs fan and knew we would lose that playoff game. Your only overrated if you are chosen to win and don’t the Chiefs were picked to lose even wit ha easy schedule but still won. That’s underrated to me.

by kc_okerix on Mar 30, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

n/s

there were chiefs fans that were convinced they were going to the super bowl in november. that’s all you need to know.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

They are living in a dream

That;s like saying MU was going to the Final Four this year.

by kc_okerix on Mar 30, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, there weren't

Trust me, no serious fan ever believed that the Chiefs would win the division, much less the Super Bowl. Any fan who said otherwise was probably one of the aforementioned Jayhawks fans who leave in the third quarter to beat traffic.

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

ZING

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

That one post

has gone for miles and miles.

Love Beakers on TB. Love mobbing them even more.

by Mac6uffin on Mar 30, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I won bets the Chiefs would win the division

I am now $60 dollars richer and I stay to tailgate after the game. Trust me.

by kc_okerix on Mar 30, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't believe it 100%

but at the start of the year, I thought we had a chance and we should at least finish 2nd in the conference. San Diego’s shitty start is really the only reason we won the division.

Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.

by shmeremy on Mar 30, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

division I mean, not conference

Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.

by shmeremy on Mar 30, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

so I guess if someone says

I hate the rams? That person should be immune from attacks on the chiefs because they didn’t mention the chiefs?

I think the “rivalry” is stupid and silly. I don’t understand why 2 teams from different conferences, from different towns could be so threatened by one another. It’s quite comical really.

by mizzou2396 on Mar 30, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Especially since really

they’re both pretty bad. Sure we each had a nice season last year (chiefs better than rams, but they had a head start in rebuilding) but neither team is super relevant.

by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not yet..

Let’s all hope for a Chiefs, Rams Superbowl

by kc_okerix on Mar 30, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's to bash your buddies

I do root for the Rams but if I have a friend whose a Rams fan I will give him crap about them.

by kc_okerix on Mar 30, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

.

Rams Fans Fall 1999 – Who cares, we’re a baseball town sips wine

Rams Fans Winter 2000 – ST. LOUIS RAMS SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS WOO HOO

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Royals will be...

a ferocious team if their current talent continues to develop as projected and they lock up a couple of key pieces. Give them 2-3 years.

by SqueezePlay on Mar 30, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

The pirates

haven’t had nearly as much young talent on their team as KC does right now and will have over the next 2-3 years. Each position in the Royals’ infield is either manned by a top 10 prospect at that position or they have one in their minor league system.

by SqueezePlay on Mar 30, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Royals are gonna be good soon...

They’re much more dedicated to winning in the front office, and their farm system is pretty damn impressive.

Pardon The Distraction

"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36

by CEW on Mar 30, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Me too.

I’m a Rangers fan so I’m not really worried about either, but I think baseball needs more rivalries.

Pardon The Distraction

"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36

by CEW on Mar 30, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

gah.

too many flippin’ rangers fans on here.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

hush you!

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

three? max?

Pardon The Distraction

"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36

by CEW on Mar 30, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

When the Royals are good in a couple of years

Pujols will be gone and Mozeliak will have killed the Cardinals. SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW OVERLORDS

by Narghile on Mar 30, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey now

Can’t we all just get along

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Mar 30, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

NEVER SAY THAT.

ST. Willie is a saint. A SAINT!

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ctrl-Alt-Del

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

let's play everyone's favorite game!

the longer the silence goes, is it good or bad for mizzou. quick! someone twist it each way!

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 9:35 AM CDT reply actions  

Painter sounds like Rihanna

with Purdue serving as Chris Brown in this scenario.

by SqueezePlay on Mar 30, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

And yet Nancy Cross

used the same “blame everyone else for our problem” reaction as Chris Brown

by Zou want a piece? on Mar 30, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Too soon. Maybe an Abe Lincoln assassination joke?

Pardon The Distraction

"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36

by CEW on Mar 30, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good Morning

Time to wake up and smell the z’s

by kc_okerix on Mar 30, 2011 9:39 AM CDT reply actions  

Good Morning everybody.

Ready to have a new coach today? /optimism

by jack.nowland on Mar 30, 2011 9:53 AM CDT reply actions  

eek!

Vahe Gregorian: Source who told me yesterday mp went back to west Lafayette just contacted and said misunderstood, he’s still in fla. Beg pardon

Is this bad? Good? Help!

"When you get behind in the count," Farnsworth said, "you go with a fastball. That’s what I did there, and that’s what he wants."

by tigergal on Mar 30, 2011 9:57 AM CDT reply actions  

You stole my answer

"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I doubt

he’s just gonna cancel his vacation with his family for this. He sounds like a good guy and is probably trying to keep this as normal as he can for his family. I wouldn’t read too much into it

by Nick_Keith on Mar 30, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bad

I would think that would make it hard to let his players know he was going elsewhere.

by SqueezePlay on Mar 30, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

i think this is bad...

it’s A LOT easier to say you’re staying at your current school from florida than it is to say you’re going to another school.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

You do realize that deciding and doing everything related to deciding are not the same thing, right?

He doesn’t have to pick Mizzou, then tell his team, sell his house, and find new schools for his kids, all from Florida.

"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

well, no.

but don’t you think his team would be the first to know? in person, preferably?

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Possibly

There are an eternity of possibilities for either choice relating to him staying in Florida. The point being this: Breathe.

"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Another good point

but I think Painter is acting as a more standup guy through this process then MA ever did.

by Nick_Keith on Mar 30, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I see it as bad.

But I’m being pretty pessimistic about this whole thing at this point.

by DC_Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

From a Purdue fan

It sucks like fan bases so similar like ours have to go through this. All is fair in love and way of Matt Painter. T-minus 2 hours.

by Caleb Benner on Mar 30, 2011 10:02 AM CDT reply actions  

He stayed in Florida

so he could get an early start for his last rides on Space Mountain. Shorter lines.

Great moments are born from great opportunity.
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by muwxman on Mar 30, 2011 10:03 AM CDT reply actions  

FAST PASS!

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly, the sooner you can get them the better!

Great moments are born from great opportunity.
Follow me on Twitter @muwxman

by muwxman on Mar 30, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't mention Sooners!

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Matt Painter

I just think if Matt Painter hasn’t made anything public. Then he has already accepted the Missouri job it’s just he’s going to wait. He’ll go back to West Lafayette and tell all the players and then come back to Columbia and accept the job.

by Black and Gold Forever 15 on Mar 30, 2011 10:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Best timing ever.

You can celebrate over a burrito or you can be sad but then eat your burrito and feel better. :o)

by bleigh82 on Mar 30, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Make sure they don't go skimpy with the Guac.

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

should we have tried to hire Primer as a coach

before going after Painter?

The only measure of true success in the NFL is the Vince Lombardi trophy. Anything less is a rationalization.

by sm7600 on Mar 30, 2011 10:09 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

One issue that the press keeps bringing up is bothering me.

Essentially the Big 12 is a sticking point for most of the press simply because of its rather uncertain future. I would hearily agree if we were taking football but basketball is something of a different matter.

To begin with, the Big 12 is still a heck of a basketball conference and the departure of Colorado and those idiots in red to our norhwest will only improve the level of play.

Then you have to look at what happens if the Big 12 implodes and for basketball it doesn’t look all that bad. Yes, Texas would be out of the picture but after MIZZOUEXPANSIONPALOOZA last year the Big East all but left us an engraved, open invitation to join them. Not a good thing for the football program but it would make certainly raise the profile for basketball.

Yes, the situation should still be considered but it isn’t really the horrible deal breaker the media seems to be making out to be, it seems to me. Or am I just crazy?

by GreenRipper on Mar 30, 2011 10:10 AM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, no one follows that thought process to it's logical conclusion

What are the odds that 1) The Big 12 falls apart and 2) the fallout of that results in Mizzou being in a much worse conference? Considering the state of the athletic programs/university and the location, not bloody likely.

"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

And if the Big East will take in TCU for the football program

They should be willing to take us. We’re closer to the Big East than TCU, and we’d bring a decent basketball program AND a decent football program. Granted, the landscape can apparently change on a whim, so nothing’s certain. But I don’t know if that would really be THE deciding factor for Painter.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm starting to get more pessimistic.

It just seems like that the longer these things go on the more likely it is that a coach stays.

by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 10:14 AM CDT reply actions  

Since when did I become the cause of everything bad?

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 10:26 AM CDT reply actions  

Fair enough.

In my face.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

I stand by that meme.

That meme’s got legs.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I love all the people on Twitter

Who think that Painter is going to make his decision at noon Eastern time on the dot. Won’t happen at 11:59, not at 12:01, and this certainly couldn’t have been a Central time deadline that was, I believe, first reported by Bernie for the St. Louis Post Dispatch which is, get this, in the Central time zone. Twitter is going to explode when nothing is announced in half an hour.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 10:30 AM CDT reply actions  

We need a televised special:

“I’m taking my talents to … South Providence.”

by MU'97 on Mar 30, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

on a slight different note...

We know Colorado and Nebraska are done…but I for one would like to at least give credit to Colorado for the final four run in the NIT…had Burks not waited on that screen, and tried the long two, then they would probably be playing in the championship.

by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 10:32 AM CDT reply actions  

Now say something nice about

Nubs

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Colorado had a much better season

Than I expected them to have. When we lost to them early in the year, I thought we had lost to a middling team, and ends up that we lost to a team that plays pretty damn well at home. They were like a somewhat worse version of us.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously though

Is there any reason to think Alden didn’t mean noon Central time? Why would he have said Eastern when he’s in Central?

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Mar 30, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, he may have done it for Painter's benefit

Just showing how accommodating we are over here at good ol’ Mizzou. That being said, no one has actually reported a time zone yet. Just noon. Maybe he said noon Pacific time, we just don’t know.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was noon

GMT, in which we’ve already missed the deadline.

PANIC!!!!!

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Does the time really matter if it's not a hard deadline?

Vahe:

Sources say painter virtually unreachable as thinking through, reiterate no hard and fast noon deadline, just mu request/preference

by SqueezePlay on Mar 30, 2011 10:38 AM CDT reply actions  

Ah, the internet age...

where “No news” is front page news.

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

If noon comes and goes with no news

is that a good or bad thing or both? HA!

by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

good for Mizzou

according to Gabe on WHB this am. If he is staying, Purdue will want to get that out right away. If he is leaving, we may not hear anything until much later today.

by mizmeb on Mar 30, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

ok on the deadline...

They are actually flying around the world while he makes his decision, so good luck on that one!

by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 10:40 AM CDT reply actions  

Bernie just tweeted
Looking VERY GOOD for Mizzou and the effort to secure Matt Painter as the next basketball coach…

by JSco on Mar 30, 2011 10:40 AM CDT reply actions  

Funny, 'cause I just saw someone on Twitter

Say they had breaking news that Painter was staying at Purdue. Granted, not sure if this was someone in the know or just a random Twitter hooligan with a “source” in his “head.”

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's stuff like this that will get our hopes up even more

if/when we get the news that he’s staying at Purdue. See how it works for us?

by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

I will attempt to take leave or the site for an hour or so.

In the meantime, I’ll give you a discussion topic. Who’s your favorite Painter?

Personally I like Dali, “The Persistence of Memory”

by MUPete on Mar 30, 2011 10:41 AM CDT reply actions  

happy trees

are the, um, happiest trees.

by jbecking on Mar 30, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

This

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

happy trees and a sweet 'fro

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by D-Sing on Mar 30, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I do love some Dali

But my personal favorite might be Alex Grey. His artwork is AMAZING.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bernie:
It looks like this will be a happy day for Mizzou fans.

Not official; nothing announced.

But a source that I greatly trust tells me that Painter is in … it’s my understanding that Alden recently got the call.

Hopefully there will be an announcement relatively soon. And then you can officially celebrate.

Likely news conference later this afternoon.

Don’t be surprised to see Painter at Busch Stadium Thursday to be introduced before the game.

by tigr on Mar 30, 2011 10:42 AM CDT reply actions  

Well, I'll be there

and if HE is also there, I’ll do my damnest to make sure the M-I-Z cheer is the longest in recorded history.

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on Mar 30, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

run and scream!

But a source that I greatly trust tells me that Painter is in … it’s my understanding that Alden recently got the call.
But a source that I greatly trust tells me that Painter is in … it’s my understanding that Alden recently got the call.
But a source that I greatly trust tells me that Painter is in … it’s my understanding that Alden recently got the call.
But a source that I greatly trust tells me that Painter is in … it’s my understanding that Alden recently got the call.

by Zou want a piece? on Mar 30, 2011 10:43 AM CDT reply actions  

Not sure if I trust Source Code

Jake Gyllenhaal has been in some real stinkers lately.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha...

yeah…haven’t saw that one.

by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

is it me

or does that movie look terrible?

by JSchoey on Mar 30, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Looks awful.

The concept has been done before, and now they’re doing it with Jake Gyllenhaal. Shoot me.

by DnrW on Mar 30, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

It appears movies these days...

just speed up the action to the point that it is actually pointless…I can watch blurs by getting really drunk and playing PS3…

by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's got a very underwhelming cast

But it’s getting decent reviews (and I’m the kind of moviegoer who does sometimes agree with the critics), and it’s directed by the guy who directed ‘Moon’…and said director also happens to be David Bowie’s son. So, I am cautiously optimistic about it.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Moon

that movie was so mediocre. the only movie that i left the theater thinking
“that met my expectations so fully, that i am underwhelmed”

by mrbrambles on Mar 30, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

I rather enjoyed it

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

if it was anyone but Bernie

I would probably write it off (like I have most things over the past two weeks)…but this has me cautiously optimistic (which i hate being)

by Blink on Mar 30, 2011 10:45 AM CDT reply actions  

Yep.

He drives me crazy sometimes, but it’s typically in his editorializing…his actual reporting is pretty trust-worthy.

by Bill C. on Mar 30, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't that the consensus about Bernie?

His editorial opinions are sometimes mind-boggling, but his reporting is actually very reliable. So, as long as he has “sources,” we do have reason to be optimistic in this case.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like his editorials for the most part

but then again he writes like a transplanted homer and i’m a violent st. louis homer so it all makes sense. But he’s also very nice in person, so i have personal bias.

by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully it's still in the bottle

melted ice + good scotch = citizen’s arrest.

by KeysMyaths on Mar 30, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

dont mess up the label

i would keep that bottle for the rest of my life
“yea, one time, i owned a bottle of blue label, kids. i was young and careless.

it tasted like every other scotch to me, but i pretended it was amazing"

by mrbrambles on Mar 30, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit

For the first time in all of this I’ve allowed myself to get so excited it’s brought a smile to my face.

We’re really F***ed now

by Team on Mar 30, 2011 10:46 AM CDT reply actions  

My reaction if we get him.

Is he that good to begin with? Why didn’t OU steal him?

by KeysMyaths on Mar 30, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Typical Mizzou reaction:

Yay, something good happened!
Wait, it’s not official yet…
But it could be true!
But, if it is true, why didn’t someone else sweep in to stop it from happening…
I’m going to go drink now.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

The liver regenerates...

don’t worry.

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

that has only happened to me once

when i got pokemon blue for my gameboy color.

by mrbrambles on Mar 30, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

sorry if posted already, but this link was contained in a tweet

from Bernie:

http://interact.stltoday.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=9758558#post-9758558

says today “should be a happy day for Mizzou fans”

goes on to name the infamous unnamed source but says the source is reliable and Bernie is usually pretty good about that stuff. Source says Painter is in and Alden recently got the call…

keeping fingers crossed…

Now now now here's a guy that when he sprints he runs FASTER!

by tksplash on Mar 30, 2011 10:47 AM CDT reply actions  

nvm just read it above -my bad yall!

Now now now here's a guy that when he sprints he runs FASTER!

by tksplash on Mar 30, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

sorry

but yeah…it gets all of our hopes up

by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

To take my mind off the coaching search..

…if even for a few minutes, I’m continuing the clean up of old crap that has been shuffled to the basement. Is anyone surprised that incense sticks from the 60’s no longer smell like anything but burning sticks?

by tigerfan1 on Mar 30, 2011 10:51 AM CDT reply actions  

Sorry but those albums...

…left when I was scratching up enough money to pay my rent in the 70’s :(

by tigerfan1 on Mar 30, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have some old Mingus albums

and Lalo Schifrin album…

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

I love that. Could it be any more 60’s than incense sticks?

Although I notice they are making an entirely unwanted comeback. They make me ill.

by MizKC on Mar 30, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree completely

If we get Painter, we need to be respectful of Purdue fans. They probably feel even worse than we did when we lost Anderson. If we don’t get Painter, we should simply congratulate the Purdue fans for keeping hold of their coach…they should’ve had the upper hand in this, and the only people to really blame in this entire situation is the Purdue AD and higher offices.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Let's boo someone who is doing their job and

heckle players that have overcome a speech impediment. Just for old times sake

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, man.

My kid stammers a bit, and I wanted to go Psycho Mama after I heard that. Just horrible.

by IHatedHarpos on Mar 30, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

20%...

….if you remember our analogy from night of.

by tigr on Mar 30, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Honestly

if Painter is actually signing on with Mizzou, I actually feel really bad for those guys. The folks at GBI have been jerks, but Hammer and Rails is full of class.

by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can't agree more...

I really wish we could have more interaction with Purdue faithful.

Pardon The Distraction

"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36

by CEW on Mar 30, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can't imagine why anyone would do this

Although I’m sure someone will. I just hope it’s nobody from RMN.

Bill and RPT you guys should really look into a “Why our fanbase is more miserable than yours” once this is all over. Like sometime in July or August.

by Team on Mar 30, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

If we do get painter

I think they’ll be less amenable to collaboration than now but they do seem like nice people.

by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's why I think we'd wait

Until this all settled down. It seems like we’ve built a pretty good relationship with those guys no matter what outcome

by Team on Mar 30, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dave Matter has the insight:
As noon approaches, I can’t convince my 16-month-old boys to care about #Painterwatch. They just assume Alden hires Elmo.

THAT is reporting I trust.

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 10:53 AM CDT reply actions  

ELMO CAN'T RECRUIT!

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

he's the wrong color.

i don’t mean to be puppetist, but he’s clearly a bright scarlet in color. that’s going to be a problem with the more traditional areas of the fanbase. the count, i believe, would be something worth considering.

by brentonjay on Mar 30, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Per avatar,

I’d be all for finding a coach on Sesame Street, particularly the trash-can dweller.

-sw

Grouchy Oscar

by Steve Weinman on Mar 30, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Advocating for the "Spreadbone" since 2010
Rock M Nation

by The Beef on Mar 30, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Smart-Ass Kimmie
Englishscope24 Kim English
#40MinsofTickling RT @Dave_Matter I can’t convince my 16-month-old boys to care about #Painterwatch. They just assume Alden hires Elmo.

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

that was awesome

anyone else noticed a major jump in mizzou basketball player twitter activity since Anderson left? I wonder how much of that was due to the season ending, and how much knowing they don’t have a coach to keep them from doing it….and how that will change once they get a new coach.

Regardless, Kimmie has been OUTSTANDING on Twitter as of late, and I don’t want it to end.

Follow me on twitter.com/SteveCusumano

by MizzouCus on Mar 30, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh I'm not sure anyone can hire Elmo anymore after this tape makes the rounds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_coB0dllZPA
(be sure to watch this with the sound ON)

Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!

by Dutch Missourian on Mar 30, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

And for those who don't have sound at work, here's a transcript:

“Bouncing’s what Tiggers do best.”
“Oh boy, that tickles!”

Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!

by Dutch Missourian on Mar 30, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

filthy, filthy WHORE!

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bernie thinks Painter's coming..

Link

Nothing is official yet and there haven’t been any announcements, but a source tells the Post-Dispatch that Purdue coach Matt Painter just called Mizzou AD Mike Alden to say he’s in as the school’s next basketball coach.
Painter has been the school’s primary target in the last week since Mike Anderson left to take over the Arkansas program.
A press conference could come as early as this afternoon in Columbia. Painter was believed to be flying from Orlando where he was vacationing to West Lafayette, Indiana, to meet with his players and then Columbia.

"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 10:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Per Gabe on PM

Bernie’s info about the Cards’ game jives with what he’s heard over the last couple hours but he does not think Painter has told Alden he’s taking the job yet.

by Silky J on Mar 30, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit, this cell is noisy...

/kicks kitten
//missing the point

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 10:58 AM CDT reply actions  

Is it bad when I read that I thought

you were doing electro-physiological readings of a superior olive neuron with Guns and Roses playing?

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

AHHHH

I REALLY NEed to shower for work at noon, for real work at noon?!

by PiggieBrown on Mar 30, 2011 10:58 AM CDT reply actions  

Anyone

seen anything on ESPN yet?

by PiggieBrown on Mar 30, 2011 11:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Just cricket stuff.

Anyone think that someone high up at ESPN made a bet with someone that he could make cricket popular?

buddies and I started a cricket cub in high school. It was fun.

by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well...

the World Cup of Cricket is going on in Pakistan… in their position as the WWL, I’m sure they’re putting a premium on world-wide exposure.

/grasping for straws

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just got this email from my friend who is visiting family in New Delhi.

DELHI is very electric now because there is a Cricket match this afternoon between Delhi & Paservantskistan. My brother in law thinks it will be good politically if Pakistan wins but if they loose that may get violent. Their President and Prime Minister and their wives have been invited to the games and every one is off this afternoon. I am anxious to see how many people will be in the streets during the game, probably only servants.

Disclaimer:Since I can’t even determine the correct time zone in the US I am uncertain if today in India is yesterday or tomorrow :)

by tigerfan1 on Mar 30, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Given the comments above, this deserves its due attention:
Painter expected to accept Mizzou offer today @miklasz reports http://bit.ly/hiTESs

Retweeted by: Mike Kelly

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:01 AM CDT reply actions  

see also...

“SAFETY”, “BALLGAME” and “BINGO”

Follow me on twitter.com/SteveCusumano

by MizzouCus on Mar 30, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

And the rare

“Intercepted No They Said He Caught It First Down”

by MU'97 on Mar 30, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Okay

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Mar 30, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Okay

I lol’ed and rec’d

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Mar 30, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

if i was to have another son

I might just push for the name Safety Ballgame

by jbecking on Mar 30, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

70 new Matt Painter tweets

in 15 seconds. All saying… the same thing.

by PiggieBrown on Mar 30, 2011 11:04 AM CDT reply actions  

twitter is losing its mind right now.

all based on a report that painter is “expected” to take the job.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 11:04 AM CDT reply actions  

To be fair, I generally trust Bernie

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Mar 30, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh i do too.

but twitter turned “expected” into “is”

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Matt Painter is expected to coach basketball next year.

Pardon The Distraction

"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36

by CEW on Mar 30, 2011 11:04 AM CDT reply actions  

haha

that probably my favorite. Well there was one about him coaching the San Antonio Toros NBA D-League next year too.

by PiggieBrown on Mar 30, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haha, yeah.

Is Leo with the Toros?

Pardon The Distraction

"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36

by CEW on Mar 30, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

boy, there's a twist we hadn't considered

he’s going to the Big 10 network? i have a source!

by brentonjay on Mar 30, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Throwing out old crap to make room for...

…new BB memorabilia has come to a halt. Do not want to miss the first “official” comment!

by tigerfan1 on Mar 30, 2011 11:05 AM CDT reply actions  

A network error and some pressing needs

have provided a good enough excuse to stay off the road today.

I’m really bad at my job.

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Geh..

Can’t do that two days in a row :/

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

H&R going nuts right now.

Acceptance, Denial and burning Bernie in effigy.

by nwtiger1 on Mar 30, 2011 11:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Bernie:

“I’m always nervous breaking something. But I wouldn’t put it out there unless I was supremely confident”

by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:08 AM CDT reply actions  

x

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:09 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Fake Dan Beebe
DanBeebe Fake Dan Beebe
Hi, Purdue. :-)

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 11:10 AM CDT reply actions  

.
DanBeebe Fake Dan Beebe
Now that we’ve established that the Big 12 is more attractive than the Big 10 for coaches, I’ve got a call to one Joseph V. Paterno to make.

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bernie

has had 80 twitter follows in the last 10 minutes.. haha

by PiggieBrown on Mar 30, 2011 11:11 AM CDT reply actions  

From H&R, really like these guys. Even in the disbelief this comes forward.

“The entire purdue mens basketball team is transferring to Missouri. They’re moving mackey to go with them. And Gene Keady publicly said that the women in West Lafayette were ugly, but not as ugly as the men. Drew Brees announced that he really would have preferred to play in Bloomington, John Wooden rolled over in his grave, Glenn Robinson was a robot, Rick Mount used performance enhancing sterroids. Kelsey Barlow just smacked Purdue Pete with a ball rack. And Tom Crean just bought Harry’s.”

Funny stuff.

by nwtiger1 on Mar 30, 2011 11:11 AM CDT reply actions  

So glad this is looking like it might be done before 1 Central.

I have a job interview with a place in NYC and I really hope this isn’t what i’m thinking about the hour preceding.

by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:12 AM CDT reply actions  

Don't count on it

KC Star reporting Painter is due back in W Lafayette … by 8 p.m.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Mar 30, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I could see where maybe that info is outdated now

Looking at the comments, that appears from earlier. Plans certainly could have changed.

Advocating for the "Spreadbone" since 2010
Rock M Nation

by The Beef on Mar 30, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

The original post is from this moring

The top of it has been recently updated, from what I can tell

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Mar 30, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

@JeffRabjohns: Purdue has not heard anything yet from Matt Painter, source said.

by rcpratt on Mar 30, 2011 11:12 AM CDT reply actions  

Rule:

No celebration gifs until it’s official.

Only impending excitement gifs.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:14 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Sorry

Getting excited

Follow me on twitter: @joe_elliott

by jrekf7 on Mar 30, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

but please have the Asian kid ready to go!

by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Advocating for the "Spreadbone" since 2010
Rock M Nation

by The Beef on Mar 30, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's sitting right next to me, smoking a cigarette, waiting for the go-ahead.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

hypnosis

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, ghtd36

we shall wait. . .

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

some guy is plugging his car dealership on bernie’s show right now. Come on!

by PiggieBrown on Mar 30, 2011 11:17 AM CDT reply actions  

if this turns out to be true...

who do we credit it too. it obviously can’t be greg.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 11:19 AM CDT reply actions  

Clearly, mancavesports

"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe mancavesports' stupidity

Drove Painter out of Purdue. Or, maybe mancavesports is really a well disguised way for Purdue’s AD to get his opinion out there, and Painter realized it was the AD, and so he left. Or…

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

x

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:21 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

No GIFs damnit.

This board is going to ruin my computer.. soooo slooooow.

by tigr on Mar 30, 2011 11:22 AM CDT reply actions  

Sources tell me

that there is currently an order for a large Tarkio Farmgril Special at Shakes under the name Matt Painter

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

All the Mizzou fans just need to calm down for a bit

Bernie’s tweet has definitely gotten us all excited, and the sources out of Purdue that I’ve seen haven’t (for the most part) confirmed anything, but rather are playing this cautiously. Can’t blame them at all. They don’t want to report anything until they are ABSOLUTELY sure. Although Bernie seems confident…there is the chance that something will change/was heard incorrectly.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Technically, both could be right

Depending on the timing of the sources and/or the wording. Could be that Painter hasn’t directly contacted anyone, but someone else called Mizzou to let them know. I really can’t make heads or tails of the wording, and unfortunately we’re at the point in the story when semantics are going to make or break what the actual story is right now.

I do agree, however, that both sides sound supremely confident in their sources. As a Mizzou fan, I really really hope our guy is correct, but I do understand that he could have jumped the gun.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure if there is a way to um....TWEET...
I don't know how twitter works though.

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but we want to trust the info that sounds good to us

I’m listening to Bernie until something comes out that’s more concrete. I’m all in now. So pull the rug and kill me.

by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bill Pollock tweets

“My source closely connected to Purdue athletics said “He’s GONE” when asked about Painter. Could be introduced as early as today at Mizzou"

by Blink on Mar 30, 2011 11:24 AM CDT reply actions  

x

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:26 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Asian

Sorry – getting too excited to type

by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

But it's just so exciting!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Mar 30, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

BTW--love Gas House Graphs.

You guys do fine work over there.

Beerleaguer -- White Sox: Something about a greased tee, a behind, and a pair of pliers

by UribeAuction on Mar 30, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks very much

I haven’t been able to write very much lately, which is a shame. I loved doing it while I had the time

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Mar 30, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

x

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:26 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

OH GO TO HELL PHOTOBUCKET.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Katy Perry...

Why didn’t PBS show that episode? Hell I would of watched that episode.

by kc_okerix on Mar 30, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

*drool*

Bit of a vapid airhead (redundant?) or seems that way, at least, but DAMN she’s nice to look at.

by Babbalynski on Mar 30, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe

Not sure mayeb she is married or dating that Russel Brand guy. Sings some decent songs and knows how to work her chest with clothes it seems . She does make me drool

by kc_okerix on Mar 30, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

married

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Katy Perry = Not hot

I want a championship team in KC.

I'm a MU fan..And so is the guy in my picture in yellow w/his arms raised high while surrounded by all blue.

by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Mar 30, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

You might not want to..

Just google Katy Perry w/out makeup

I want a championship team in KC.

I'm a MU fan..And so is the guy in my picture in yellow w/his arms raised high while surrounded by all blue.

by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Mar 30, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

One bad picture

I refure to believe this nonsense. Her body has a big effect on me as well.

by kc_okerix on Mar 30, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

The fact that ManCaveSports

Has gone on a little hibernation must be a good sign for us. Right? RIGHT??

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

x

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Bill Walton challenges you to raise a Guinness

… I’m not one to argue with Bill Walton…

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 11:31 AM CDT reply actions  

seems like a safe place to be

Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.

by shmeremy on Mar 30, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Joyous day for Asians everywhere

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Mar 30, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was right behind RIP Jackie Chan

So, not quite where we’d want to be…‘cause if they killed Jackie Chan, we’re screwed.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

F!

I hate that I had to go google “Jackie Chan” to see if he is alive or not.

He is.

Deadpool, sigh.

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

If it's on Twitter

I always assume the person is still alive.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

have you seen any of his movies?

hes like invincible. worst deathpool pick ever, dude

by mrbrambles on Mar 30, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not in a deadpool,

But I would like to be. And everytime I google “alive/dead celebrity” it makes me yearn even more.

And a stunt man who does all his own stunts. Genetically, Brandon Lee should have been invincible, too. Not the WORST deadpool pick, ever.

Man vs Food Host. #1 pick.

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice..

“This just in: Mike Anderson listening to Purdue offers to replace Matt Painter. Hoping to boost his salary with AK.”

by PiggieBrown on Mar 30, 2011 11:33 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

I hadn't realized

That Anderson had moved on from Arkansas to Alaska. Is the recruting better in Anchorage than Fayetteville?

by MizzouRah04 on Mar 30, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

We could probably play one at fullback.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 30, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Male elephants are incredibly long.

They have two trunks.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 30, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

English said yesterday only to listen to Seth

and Seth says Bernie says….

Does that count for anything?

by Andrews989 on Mar 30, 2011 11:33 AM CDT reply actions  

I like to imagine

Painter sitting in Florida, sipping some coffee, reading RMN and H&R on his laptop and thinking “Good god, I have to coach for one of these fan bases?”

by asdtg2 on Mar 30, 2011 11:35 AM CDT reply actions  

I wonder if HE knows the 'z' trick?

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Mar 30, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've started pressing z on other websites

expecting it to take me where i want to go. It doesn’t.

by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Mar 30, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've actually done that by accident

Turns out Facebook doesn’t work out the same way. It’s becoming impossible to navigate normal websites.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Alright..

..im leaving the computer. Brakes are being put on everywhere about this situation. See yall in 2 hours.

by tigr on Mar 30, 2011 11:36 AM CDT reply actions  

KTGR is saying it's confirmed.

Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.

by shmeremy on Mar 30, 2011 11:38 AM CDT reply actions  

Seth gives Bernie the thumbs up
The man reporting Painter to Mizzou is done is a good reporter. So is the man who is reporting it’s not. That’s how this story is gonna go.

by Andrews989 on Mar 30, 2011 11:38 AM CDT reply actions  

H&R is freaking the f**k out

i cant post for another 15 min so someone needs to tell them that the deadline wasnt a hard deadline, and even if it was, it doesnt mean he tells THE WORLD at 12.

by mrbrambles on Mar 30, 2011 11:40 AM CDT reply actions  

Would we listen to that if we were in their position?

I understand the freaking out on their side. Some Mizzou fans were freaking out about Anderson, and we weren’t losing an alum/guy with local hero status.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

aren't those stations in the same building?

if KTGR AND KFRU report it, it’s real (and KBIA…no commercials, NO MERCY!!)

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

obviously...

@SethDavisHoops Seth davis
Obviously we need a reputable news organization on this Painter thing. Where’s Lisa G and the Howard 100 news team when you need them?

by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 11:42 AM CDT reply actions  

I think we are still a bit of time away from that

(if this is true, which I believe it is) I think we will afford him every chance to do what needs to be done in WLF before announcing.

Advocating for the "Spreadbone" since 2010
Rock M Nation

by The Beef on Mar 30, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!!!!

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Jack Handey

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
Kurt Vonnegut

by Dirk Garrett Otis on Mar 30, 2011 11:43 AM CDT reply actions  

I don't know what's harder:

Keeping up with this thread, or keeping up with #mizzou on twitter.

by DnrW on Mar 30, 2011 11:44 AM CDT reply actions  

My interpretation of the Purdue Athletic Department during this process

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"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 11:45 AM CDT reply actions  

sigh...

now we’re back to the waiting part. it looks REALLY hopeful right now, obviously, but waiting for official news is annoying.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2011 11:47 AM CDT reply actions  

Alright, so...

…I’m running to lunch soon. Do I create the overflow thread now, or when I get back?

by Bill C. on Mar 30, 2011 11:48 AM CDT reply actions  

This is our karma thread. Keep it.

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

When you get back

The GIF party/sorrow-drowning needs to have its own thread.

by Gummy on Mar 30, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is this what arkansas felt like last week?

…. oh christ i have something in common with arkansas.

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Jack Handey

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
Kurt Vonnegut

by Dirk Garrett Otis on Mar 30, 2011 11:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Possibly

but don’t forget what Arkansas went through with Dana Altman either…

by XBic on Mar 30, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's not an excuse!

Although a LOT of this thread seems to be talking about alcohol mixing and/or baseball…we’re only just now getting to the really meaty stuff.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

fauxmikealden Mike Alden
How did I convince #Painter to come to #Mizzou? One word: PowerPoint. Apparently Purdue had never heard of it. #thanksmicrosoft #AldenFTW

fauxmikealden Mike Alden
Bernie @miklasz now reporting that I am a take-no-prisoners badass with a grain silo between my legs. #yourewelcome #Mizzou

by Mac6uffin on Mar 30, 2011 11:50 AM CDT reply actions  

Hey! Jerry Palm responded to my Tweet!
nothing against Bernie, who I like a lot, but credible is something attributable. RT @tepper: Bernie Miklasz isn’t credible?

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 11:50 AM CDT reply actions  

It's a fine line.

For me, I’m in a position where I very, very rarely have to use unnamed sources. I understand both sides, but almost always would rather get it right slower than everyone else from a source on the record, than get it wrong quickly.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am looking at this,

and it feels like I’m trying to read a different language. Why I don’t use twitter…

by TheHamburglar on Mar 30, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

You aren't kidding

I can’t tell who is saying what on 3/4 of twitter posts

by XBic on Mar 30, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

How can I lose so many things on one desk?

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 11:52 AM CDT reply actions  

I need this to happen

I’m going to the McDonalds All American game tonight with a Michigan State alum, and two UNC alums. With no Mizzou guys in the game, I need something to be happy about tonight.

Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.

by shmeremy on Mar 30, 2011 11:53 AM CDT reply actions  

OK, ordering my Chinese food.

Can’t take mashing the ‘z’ button anymore.

by KeysMyaths on Mar 30, 2011 11:54 AM CDT reply actions  

Must be nice.

Although, the Chinese restaurant is right next to the liquor store…

by KeysMyaths on Mar 30, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Orange chicken, homes

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Mar 30, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kimmie couldn't say it any better

#Mizzou fans relax. We will be ok. We will have a coach, and he’s gonna help lead us to great things. Be patient, it’ll all wrk out

by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 11:55 AM CDT reply actions  

NO NO IT WILL NOT

FIFTH DOWN FLEA FLICKER ATV ROOTS FULLBACK GABBERT GABBERT RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE GAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!

by Dutch Missourian on Mar 30, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I trust Bernie...

about as far as I can throw him. Unfortunately, this situation has caused me to reactivate my defunct twitter account so that I can better follow him. If he leads me astray on this I’m going to slash his tires.

by SqueezePlay on Mar 30, 2011 11:55 AM CDT reply actions  

I'm glued to Twitterfall right now

With searches for both ‘Matt Painter’ and simply ‘Painter.’ The updates are coming in fast and furious right now, it’s hard to keep up, especially when trying to post over here, too.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bernie's a really good reporter

Why wouldn’t you trust him?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 30, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

TOO LEGIT TO QUIT!!!

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

2 LEGIT 2 QUIT

Hope this doesn’t end up like MC Hammer’s career, though.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

If we can't trust Painter to follow this arbitrary deadline

How can I trust him to score enough points before each game’s deadline?!?!?!?!?!?

by asdtg2 on Mar 30, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, if Bernie's source is correct, he made his decision around noon Eastern

There just won’t be an announcement until later because he has to get back to Purdue and address everyone there first.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thought you went to lunch?

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Too Legit scene

From ‘Hot Rod’ was probably the only time I actually laughed out loud while watching that movie. I like Andy Samberg, but his humor/writing does not suit an 80+ minute timeframe.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I heard...

…. that this wizard in liberia… this gandalfi… yeah he says that this Matt Poindexter… yeah he’s going to coach at the mall-of-america.

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Jack Handey

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
Kurt Vonnegut

by Dirk Garrett Otis on Mar 30, 2011 11:59 AM CDT reply actions  

Underrated.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

is it safe to assume

that legions of people are following that airplane site again today? that’s a good way to keep everyone distracted with something.

by brentonjay on Mar 30, 2011 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Problem is

no one knows if he is Fl or IN or in the sky or even what plane to follow

Great moments are born from great opportunity.
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by muwxman on Mar 30, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

We'd be sending a plane to West Lafayette to pick him up, would we not?

Any chance a plane left or is scheduled to depart from Columbia or Jeff City headed to an airport in/near West Lafayette late morning/early afternoon?

by Wald on Mar 30, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

A week ago, we as a fanbase had to be talked down from the ledge. Today, it’s Mardi Gras. This is not helping our collective bi-polar mentality.

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 12:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Who brought the beads?

Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.

by shmeremy on Mar 30, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I, for one,

didn’t think we had a shot in hell at getting Painter.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Umm...the H&R guys have went from panic mode,

into attack Missouri and everyone(and everything) from it mode. I like them less than I did a couple hours ago.

by DC_Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 12:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Give them space...no need to take it personally

I am sure we did the same to Arkansas last week, and the school they take their next head coach from will do the same.

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Rock M Nation

by The Beef on Mar 30, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

just got cleared to post there

posted twice then thought… eh i probably shouldnt anymore. not that im being inflammatory but we probably wouldnt like to have arkansas people posting in our MA debacle thread

by mrbrambles on Mar 30, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't like them less...

It is understandable to be worried (and I hope they are worried for good reason). BTW is there any new info…i am a school teacher so those darn kids are keeping me from checking as often as needed.

If you think this is a waste of time, follow me on twitter @BrandonMessner

by bpm3m4 on Mar 30, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

We'd probably be doing the same if we were in their position

I’m still willing to accept them as our long lost Big 10 brothers.

Plus, if we get Painter, there’s not argument about which fan bas is more miserable until we actually get to this next basketball season.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is starting to look like Bernie jumped the gun

I really think he has a source who is close to this, but either Bernie or that source definitely didn’t have all of their facts straight.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

the facts, may indeed be straight

It just does not look like it supported the timeline Alden likely committed to Painter on

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Rock M Nation

by The Beef on Mar 30, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Plus, an easy CYA move

Is to say “we haven’t heard from Painter” when they’ve heard from someone close to Painter. Like I mentioned elsewhere, this is going to turn into semanticsville really fast.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think a lot of what happened in the Mike Anderson situation

Was that the agent was running around talking to everything with an ear, and no one had a clue who was saying what.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

means nothing

they need to be professional and deny rumors until painter says something.

by mrbrambles on Mar 30, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let them be

They need to vent just like we did last week.

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm listening to Bernie right now

He said his source is a guy very close to Painter and it’s the same guy who has been giving him his accurate info this whole time. Missouri is taking a “hands off” approach right now out of respect for Painter and Perdue, giving him time to inform his players and not have them hear it in the media. He seems really confident in his source.

Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.

by shmeremy on Mar 30, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure...we deny it now until he has done what he needs to do in WLF

If anything, Bernie kind of let the cat out of bag. But we wont announce it (or will refute it) until he has had time to tell his team

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Rock M Nation

by The Beef on Mar 30, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Makes sense and would be in keeping with Alden's MO

Let Painter talk to the players before MU confirms anything. Like everything else that is happening right now: this means nothing

by JSco on Mar 30, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent

They have acknowledged the Painter rumor, something nobody official anywhere has yet.

They wouldn’t do that unless they were confident.

by MizKC on Mar 30, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm about to get on a plane going to Kansas City.

We’re in Portland now. ATTENTION: MATT PAINTER IS NOT ON THE PLANE, I REPEAT HE’S NOT ON THE PLANE.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 30, 2011 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

YES HE IS DON'T LIE

MATT PAINTER NEW PORTLAND STATE VIKINGS HEAD COACH YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!

by Dutch Missourian on Mar 30, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh wait. I apparently read your post in reverse.

NEVER MIND NOTHING TO SEE HERE PEOPLE

Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!

by Dutch Missourian on Mar 30, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unless he was meeting with someone in Portland and then catching a transfer flight in Kansas City

to throw us off his trail.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 30, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

but is his wife on the plane?

that might tell us everything we need to know.

by rg643 on Mar 30, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

There are numerous women that will be boarding the plane.

One of them could be his wife.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 30, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

He could be in disguise.

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you think

he’s the guy sitting next to me, playing the ukulele?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 30, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

No that's Eddie Vedder

Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!

by Dutch Missourian on Mar 30, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

He looks older.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 30, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ask him if he likes Tibetan monks chanting.

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

He could be... YOU

Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!

by Dutch Missourian on Mar 30, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

In others news...

Mizzou is no longer trending on Twitter. “Pootie Tang” has knocked Mizzou out of contention. It was a fun ride guys.

by CapnCribbs on Mar 30, 2011 12:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Mizzou Basketball:

Almost as popular as Pootie Tang!

Pardon The Distraction

"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36

by CEW on Mar 30, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

That has a nicer ring to it...

Than the “Fastest 40 Minutes”… Can’t wait for next year’s intro video!

by CapnCribbs on Mar 30, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can see great T-shirts coming from this slogan...

Pardon The Distraction

"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36

by CEW on Mar 30, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

You could combine the two.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 30, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Fastest Pootie Tang?

How’bout no.

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have a winner.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 30, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

CEW, get the T-Shirt design ready.

Screw Painter, these shirts are gonna be BOMB!

by CapnCribbs on Mar 30, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where's the gif?

"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith

by 1Believer on Mar 30, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe this is repeating what others have said

I’m making lunch and playing with my kids, so I can’t follow everything that’s happening but..

I’m thinking the longer it takes after the noon deadline to hear about Painter, the better. If he’s staying, Purdue gets that out ASAP. If he’s gone, Mizzou waits for him to talk to his players and inform Purdue first before announcing.

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on Mar 30, 2011 12:18 PM CDT reply actions  

F this!

I’m going to do some work now.

Or is it Z this?

by Mac6uffin on Mar 30, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

damnit

Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.

by shmeremy on Mar 30, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair. The noon deadline was a request from the MU AD

It was NOT the deadline for when they announce it, just the point at which they wanted to know.

It’s entirely possible that Alden has an answer and a request to keep that answer under wraps for a day so MP can put affairs in order.

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on Mar 30, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's Expected

Neither institution is going to make this public until Painter has a chance to inform his players. And as I said before he seems like a standup guy who is not going to let this affect his family vacation. He returns to West Laffeyette tomorrow at 7pm CST.

by Nick_Keith on Mar 30, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

This says he was scheduled to come back at that time tonight

since…you know…today is Wednesday.

But I can also see where his plans have or are changing.

Again…this was from before 8am this morning.

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by The Beef on Mar 30, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

OOPS

sorry i’ll read more carefully

by Nick_Keith on Mar 30, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would have enjoyed another day at EPCOT...

just sayin’

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crap, gotta get to the meetings for the rest of the day.

Stay righteous too each other.

Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 30, 2011 12:25 PM CDT reply actions  

He also said Pinkel will be on the Mizzou Mt. Rushmore of coaches

No, that won’t set anyone off :)

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mancavesports is getting nervous

They’re actually addressing the fact that Mizzou nation is going to flog them for all of their inflammatory remarks leading up to “the decision – Painter version.”

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I hope he gets destroyed

It would be one thing to say the reports are wrong, but man that guy was a dick about it.

Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.

by shmeremy on Mar 30, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

It might've been lost in the shuffle yesterday

But someone did come across the fact that the guy behind Mancavesports is apparently a KU grad…so that explains quite a bit of his, um, dickishness.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, also from Indiana
Hunter is from Indianapolis, Indiana and the founder of Man Cave Sports. Educated at the University of Kansas in Business, Communications, and Journalism.

by Mac6uffin on Mar 30, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it true

that any of the works from Dr. Suess is required reading at ku?

by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually...

I heard they tell them to sound it out as…“cans ass”

by Tobilas Latham on Mar 30, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit

I spelled Purdue wrong earlier too. Lay off, I’m hungover as hell.

Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.

by shmeremy on Mar 30, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Journalism at the University of Kansas?

hahahahahaha

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

ryan Feldman (?)
Myself, Seth Davis, Dan Wetzel, and multiple Indianapolis newspapers are reporting that Painter accepted the Mizzou job. It’s a done deal.

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I haven't seen any confirmation reports coming out of Indiana yet

The Indianapolis Star, at least, is still saying everything is undecided. Not sure what papers they’re referring to.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

sptwri Mike DeArmond
An MU official just told me – on the record – that a report that Matt Painter has told Missouri he has accepted is “premature”

by Mac6uffin on Mar 30, 2011 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

sptwri Mike DeArmond
MU statement confirms what one of my sources told me earlier. Acceptance report is jumping the gun

by Mac6uffin on Mar 30, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

So they aren't denying that he's accepted

just saying that the report is “premature”?

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Mar 30, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's not read into this too much

there’s no “official” report from the Arena.

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's also no "official report"

Of having no “official report.” What can it all mean? My sources say that we’re in for another day of this.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

the longer it goes on, the better it looks for us

If he stays at Purdue it’s a really easy announcement. If he leaves here there’s all kinds of people he has to tell in person before it can be announced.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Mar 30, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

We really are brothers in futility!

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

No comparison

Kansas fans are the most arrogant and pompous fans around. They are truly blind to anyone else s point of view. They cannot objectively look at anything at it makes them not knowledgeable basketball fans. IU fans overall are far more objective.

by IUTex on Mar 30, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not the ones on Twitter

They really believe that Indiana’s recruiting class has scared everyone else in the state, forgetting that they had, like, 9 wins last year (too lazy to look up the actual number right now).

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, looked it up

Hoosiers had 12 wins last year, 10 wins the year before. Almost all of those wins in each season were out of conference. For example they started this season at 9-2, ended at 12-20. Ouch.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

well I agree with you on that -

Best thing that can happen to IU is for Crean to have another bad year and for Alumni like March Cuban to step up with lost of money for Stevens..

by IUTex on Mar 30, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

The guys from KTGR

seem to be reporting like this is an absolute done deal. Not that this means anything … this is getting absurd!

by MizzouRah04 on Mar 30, 2011 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

saw something like that on twitter as well

except their site is down…I can only assume they are correct, but Painter and Alden have eliminated their online capabilities in order to keep them quiet.

Follow me on twitter.com/SteveCusumano

by MizzouCus on Mar 30, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

No one puts Mike Alden in a corner

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Love

a good conspiracy theory!

by MizzouRah04 on Mar 30, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hello from lunch!

Remember one thing: Mike Alden said “As far as I’m concerned, Mike Anderson is still Missouri’s head coach” as he was heading into his resignation meeting with Anderson. Even if Alden has indeed gotten “The Call” from Painter, the athletic department is not going to confirm a single thing until about 26 more things happen.

by Bill C. on Mar 30, 2011 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, it's like during EXPANSIONPALOOZA when Alden wouldn't say anything

Wait… we failed at EXPANSIONPALOOZA… OMG MIKE ALDEN’S GOING TO SCREW THIS UP IF HE DOESN’T MAKE A STATEMENT RIGHT NOW

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

welcome

did you sign with us or not

by mizzoujeff87 on Mar 30, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is they're a Jayhawk fan?

How do you tar and feather a username on a comment thread?

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes...

trying to tear us apart… DAMN YOU KANSAS

by mrbrambles on Mar 30, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jayhawks are already feathers

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was hoping no one would point that out

After I said it…instead, took like 2 minutes. THANKS GAKNAR.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

For what it's worth

They’re mythical feathers.

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

You Purdue fans

Are excellent with those picture wars.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now you get over there and win that pic war

Hoosier by birth, Boilermaker by the grace of God

by sea.of.white on Mar 30, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh boy! Tisdale wants to play!

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.

by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait! I want to do what now?

Hoosier by birth, Boilermaker by the grace of God

by sea.of.white on Mar 30, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mike Mike Mike. So much potential...

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.

by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's happened to this place since I left?

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Mar 30, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

BOOOOOoooo...

… oh wait.

#pavlovian

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

your guess is as good as mine

Hoosier by birth, Boilermaker by the grace of God

by sea.of.white on Mar 30, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's cute how you think you're still welcome here.

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

oppertu..... huh?

Hoosier by birth, Boilermaker by the grace of God

by sea.of.white on Mar 30, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

should i go for this rebound or just smile at it?

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.

by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It totally worked for this dunk....

Hoosier by birth, Boilermaker by the grace of God

by sea.of.white on Mar 30, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh no you didn't!

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by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

All in good fun

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok, maybe I didn't

Hoosier by birth, Boilermaker by the grace of God

by sea.of.white on Mar 30, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Inside joke

Pullen doesn’t like getting dunked on.

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, assuming we

do indeed land Painter, what is Mizzou’s overall record next year?

by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Porter? Flip? Matt?

Assistants?

Fantasy Questions: McLemore? Quin? (LOLwut?)

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're going to go, like 50-0

And win the National Chamionship, the Rose Bowl, the Orange Bowl, the Cotton Bowl, and possibly an NBA championship.

Did I mention the World Series, too?

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

What

no stanley cup, shame on you

by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude, we don't win that until Painter's 2nd season

Oh, and we also win the World Cup whenever the hell it rolls around again.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jumping the gun

First task, CALL OTTO PORTER

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

0-0

National champs. Every team forfeits before tipoff because they are too scared to play.

by Narghile on Mar 30, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seems to me...

The longer this goes with no word, the more likely he has accepted. If he declined by noon, it would come out quickly. If he accepted, it has to be kept under wraps until he informs Purdue’s players etc. #pureuninformedspeculation

by Hermus on Mar 30, 2011 12:54 PM CDT reply actions  

very odd, but my mother in law just called and said

one minute ago, she heard its official and that a news conference is scheduled for this afternoon

by optiger on Mar 30, 2011 12:57 PM CDT reply actions  

WELL THAT SETTLES IT.

LET THE CELEBRATION BEGIN!

<3

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by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eek!

ESPN adds Tennessee and Arkansas to Otto Porter’s list

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 12:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Neither should be surprising,

as Cuonzo was recruiting him to MSU and Anderson to MU. . .

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cuonzo, CMA, Georgetown, Mizzou... Semo?

This kid’s got a lot of thinkin’ to do.

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would you rather...

…Painter or Porter?

(Not saying theres a choice…I’m just curious. What if Painter comes but Porter doesn’t…what will everyone think of that?)

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.

by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

As a rule, coach > college player

just cos they hang around longer.

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by Wan Ihite on Mar 30, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about both?

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait..

is that a real question?

by DC_Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

no no no

you guys misunderstood.

i meant what happens if/when painter tries and fails to recruit porter…people are gonna jump down his throat before he even coaches a game…

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.

by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course they are

It’s what fans do. We’re, you know, fanatical.

Fanatical and “sane” are mutually exclusive concepts.

by Bivouac77 on Mar 30, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I doubt it

He’s going to get a honeymoon period. Besides, it sounds like he was already recruiting a St. Louis kid for Purdue. Still, he needs to make the call to Porter.

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coaches are worth

millions of dollars a year. Players are worth a scholarship.

by Bivouac77 on Mar 30, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, don't kill me for this... via Alex Rozier on Twitter... (from KOMU)
RT "@AllieSteiner: Just got an email from athletic dept committe that I’m on saying congrats to Alden for luring Matt Painter to Missouri."

by CapnCribbs on Mar 30, 2011 12:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I just saw that

She says Mike Alden is on the email list so if that’s not true, she expects him to say otherwise. We’ll see

Some people say "hate" is a strong word. If you're talking about kansas, it's not strong enough.

by shmeremy on Mar 30, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

careful with that...

i know Alex…huge commie.

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

And this is directly from her...

@AllieSteiner

Email said this: “Congratulations to Mike Alden and the Tigers for luring Matt Painter to be our new basketball coach!” #Mizzou

by CapnCribbs on Mar 30, 2011 1:02 PM CDT reply actions  

If I'm Ricardo Ratliffe

I’m feeling pretty good today.

It didn’t seem like the fastest 40 was well suited to his skill set. But as the inside man in Painter’s 4-1 halfcourt set, the man has a chance to be reborn next seasons as a focal point of the Mizzou offense. Probably gets to play 30-32 mins a game, too. Up those boards to around eight a game.

by Bivouac77 on Mar 30, 2011 1:04 PM CDT reply actions  

hold it. Hoooooold it. Hooooooooooooooooooooooold it.

NO ANALYSIS UNTIL INK IS DRYING

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by Wan Ihite on Mar 30, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Painters plays through his big men.

Cardo is either gonna sink or swim. He’s no Morris twin, but I think he’ll be an improved commodity in the Painter offense.

by Bivouac77 on Mar 30, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

THOU SHALT NOT EVEN START TO THINK ABOUT TACTICS UNTIL PAINTER IS OFFICIALLY HERE

The heart break if we’ve worked out how all our personnel fit with his system, who’s staying, who’s going, who’s stock is up and down…. all of that and then he stays at Purdue, that would leave a mark.

Keep speculating wildly and with minimal informedness about whether he’s coming or not. The implications of what happen IF he comes, those questions are all on ice. And by ice, I mean dry ice taken to within a degree or two of zero kelvin, and packed inside a vaccum thermos inside thermal tiles from the space shuttle, in a distant looping orbit around jupiter.

kapeesh?

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by Wan Ihite on Mar 30, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

What he said!

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by D-Sing on Mar 30, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

This whole thread

These 3000 comments the past four days are nothing BUT speculation. You are in the wrong place, my friend.

by Bivouac77 on Mar 30, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reading skills, you lack them

Speculation about whether he comes: Good
Speculation which is predicated on him already having decided to come here: Bad.

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by Wan Ihite on Mar 30, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Big difference.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

wate I spelz it moor kansas fehr ew

sory cant c wel enhuf to rite past al thes teers

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by Wan Ihite on Mar 30, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

the real question is

will he start clearing the rim on dunk attempts if he doesn’t have to run so much?

by rg643 on Mar 30, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets not get ahead of our selves

Great moments are born from great opportunity.
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by muwxman on Mar 30, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

REC REC REC

makes me neeeeerrrrrvous to get ahead of ourselves

by DC_Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't get ahead of ourselves!?!?

They are already taking the Tiger down in “Tiger Plaza” and replacing it with a statue of Matt Painter.

by DnrW on Mar 30, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

No analysis until official announcement!

I thought as Mizzou fans, we knew about the jinx.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's analyze something else

so, do you think, what with the loss to VCU, the morris twins will still fit into Self’s coaching style?

by brentonjay on Mar 30, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

ANALYSIS NOW!

I’m tired of holding my pee-pee about it. If he turns away at the last second, it won’t be because I started advancing wild theories about the rebirth of Ricardo Ratlifee. It’ll probably be because of something YOU did.

by Bivouac77 on Mar 30, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU DAD

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've never before called for a ban hammer

But I’m getting reeeeeeal close right now.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Mar 30, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have to drive my wife to the airport now

We’ll rumble later when I’m more bleary and fatigued.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Mar 30, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel that Ian should have the edge here

cause he a cold weather type of fighter

/nothing else has made sense today

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hear those Canadians are scrappy.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

we have lots of practice from hockey

k gone

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by Wan Ihite on Mar 30, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

It will feel worse if we start talking about it in concrete terms

beyond “is he coming or not?” and then he stays there. So no. No analysis.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Two words:

Eggs Actly.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Mar 30, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh

I don’t believe in jinxes, voodoo, easter bunnies, jayhawks etc.
See where im going here. haha

by Bestofthewest on Mar 30, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh god...

THERE’S NO WAY MATT PAINTER WOULD COME TO A SCHOOL LIKE MIZZOU, IN FACT, WE PROBABLY WON’T EVEN HAVE A COACH NEXT YEAR AND WILL HAVE TO FORFEIT ALL OUR GAMES.

\reverse jinx

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which means we'll be kicked out of the NCAA

which means no good coaches will want to come here
which means we’ll never be good enough to get BACK into the NCAA
which means OH GOD WE’RE GOING TO DIE THE PLANET IS DOOMED

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Mar 30, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Painter probably has an asst coaching spot with Self at kU lined up...

And this is all just for giggles as he drives through CoMo on I70 with his Uhaul.

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

ot

what does sid, as in @mizzouhoopssid, stand for?

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.

by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Sports Information Director.

Think of it as the PR arm of the Mizzou athletic department.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you

yeah i noticed across the internets that a lot of teams have a sid, had no clue what that meant.

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.

by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

sports information director

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Mar 30, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sports information director

/pilingon

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Mar 30, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sports Information Director

I’ll join, why the hell not!

Follow me on twitter: @joe_elliott

by jrekf7 on Mar 30, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sporting Intestinal Doctor

Wait, that doesn’t sound right…

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

SPORTS INFORMATION DIRECTOR

/oh wait

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.

by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sisters? I like zouDave's.

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.

by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've never yet joined in that meme...

Partly because I have a MUCH younger sister (and plenty of shotgun shells, you bastards!)… and because I’ve never met ZD, or his sister. (Love his videos, though) I only now make fun of GHTD, because I had the honor of meeting him (well, pouring him a drink mere hours after the OU game) and now feel a certain RMN kinship.

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Solipsist Incontinent Despairer

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Mar 30, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not a big Gay guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdNCN2-D0Yw

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Mar 30, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm just saying

it would be a nice little kick in the you knows if we didn’t get anything today, purdue keeps their coach, and kansas gets the fastest internet in the country. just think what we could do with that kind of internet power, if we can generate 4000 comments about absolutely nothing! c’mon universe, balance things out …

by brentonjay on Mar 30, 2011 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

hey from KC, KS

we need to be faster for posting on the web, cause the KU journalism dept tried to mandate dial up for all cans assans so they look up to date,

by mizzoujeff87 on Mar 30, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, is RMN going to set a page view record?

And is this from an official “source” or not? Should I get my hopes up? OMG WE’RE GONNA SET A RECORD, GUYZ!

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bernie...

tweeted that a source close to RMN said a record breaking day was a done deal. Unconfirmed.

by SqueezePlay on Mar 30, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

810 AM out of KC

Says RMN to Big Ten a done deal. Is this a Purdue blog now?

by Bivouac77 on Mar 30, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mancavesports

Has just said that RMN actually hasn’t had any page views, it’s all just a computer program from NC State that makes it look like a bunch of people are talking to each other about Painter.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

What are the sources at Purdue saying

About RMN’s pageviews? Is this just conjecture?

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont believe anything until

MU86 has his sources confirm it

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Mar 30, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's because I gave up internet sports reading in 2009

And I’m probably responsible for serveral hundred hits per day…

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Mar 30, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that big october spike

just from beating oklahoma?!

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.

by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be my guess.

Or people just think the university of missouri when halloween comes around.

by James Lipton on Mar 30, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not JUST from that...

…but that certainly helped. Then we lost a couple of games and people lost interest again. The life of a team blog…

by Bill C. on Mar 30, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

One key question

If we hire Painter, will Jacob Pullen respect us again?

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

My heart is in my throat

and I’m preparing for a giant, Paul Bunyan kick to the shnuts.

Follow me on Twitter @drktrs
BTFU

by tree4three on Mar 30, 2011 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

my sources confirmed

that nothing is confirmed

"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan

by Kpz1234 on Mar 30, 2011 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

The RMN staff must be rubbing their hands together

Trying to figure out what they are going to do with all this revenue money they are making the past couple days.

All $10 they are probably making.

by KCTiger on Mar 30, 2011 1:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Hoagies for everyone!

"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course by "everyone"

I meant you and Ross. Definitely not Greg though.

"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

by Transmogrified Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like I should get a hoagie, too.

You know, just because.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU GODDAMN KIDDING ME

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 30, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Real question

What’s the rule about a transfer from another school during a coaching change? Obviously I’m talking about Hummel – I thought PU fans were quoting some rule yesterday.

by KeysMyaths on Mar 30, 2011 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

He's a fifth year guy

I think he can transfer without waiting…might be contingent on Mizzou having a graduate level program that Purdue doesn’t offer. The same rule used by Massoli when he transfered from Oregon to Ole Miss.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

i get the reason

has to transfer because the program he wants is at another school. if you look at it from a non-education loop hole perspective it doesnt make any sense.

by mrbrambles on Mar 30, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you steal Hummel from us

I will lose my shit

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BTFU

by tree4three on Mar 30, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its not so much us...

As MP and our Knee Doctors here…

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pat Smith, MD FTW!

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really doubt it happens

And, honestly, I would feel really bad if Hummel came too. That’s kicking someone in the nuts, trying to help them back up, making sure they aren’t seriously hurt, and then hitting them in the nuts with a stick…or something like that.

by walrusgod on Mar 30, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I just wanted to know what it was.

by KeysMyaths on Mar 30, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would feel bad, too.

Then I’d look at our roster, and see his name on it. And I’d get super, super excited.

Pardon The Distraction

"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36

by CEW on Mar 30, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

If'n we get to keep Filp Pressey

I’m fine with not stealing any of your players (frankly, I’m fine with not stealing anything short of an unsigned recruit).

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on Mar 30, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahah h&r discussing the virtues of Z'ing

I love how it took this whole saga for the majority of fans from both (myself included) to learn the wonders of Z’ing after years of wearing out our scrolly balls

by DC_Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

'Z'

The fastest spreading religion since Christianity.

by DnrW on Mar 30, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think someone mentioned it above

But I find myself z’ing on other sites that don’t support it. I think this should be an established internet protocol.

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I "z" all the time on other sites.

And I know I said it earlier, but I still can’t believe people didn’t know about the Z before this.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am so there

issuing work order to google.

by PiggieBrown on Mar 30, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

My short ribs are in the oven

I got six hours. Take your time, Painter.

"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan

by Kpz1234 on Mar 30, 2011 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Breaking News

KU ticket director sentenced to 37 months

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

read "month"

as “death” and didnt even batt an eye at it.

“hmm, well he probably deserved it”

by mrbrambles on Mar 30, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

She'll do about six months

Before she’s eligible for parole.

by Bivouac77 on Mar 30, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

My sources tell me that Painter is trending.

However, This might be because of the Sherwin Williams Corporate Retreat this week.

by James Lipton on Mar 30, 2011 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Driving home from lunch...

…KFRU announced Painter is official!?!?!?! I need SOURCES

I dunno man...hockey?

by majortool on Mar 30, 2011 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

The main source is still Bernie.

Mizzou remains tight-lipped, and that will be the case for probably at least a couple more hours (assuming Bernie is correct)…

by Bill C. on Mar 30, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blumberg just said his source said it's 100% happening

Painter will meet with his players tonight.

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on Mar 30, 2011 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

So that means we won't hear officially until tonight?

Good, maybe I have time to eat breakfast and take a shower. Have been reading this site since 6:00am and have yet to do either of those things!

by tigerfan1 on Mar 30, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

from Joe Waljasper on Twitter
Regarding Matt Painter to MU report, never heard the word “premature” used more often about a basketball coach … except Rick Pitino.

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Mar 30, 2011 1:38 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Well...

…we have all spent the last couple days talking amongst each other as to when he was going to “come”….I would say several days is a pretty loooong time.

by A thru Zou on Mar 30, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=too8kydUBy0&feature=related&t=08m34s

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.

by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bernie’s source is wrong

by Michael Alden on Mar 30, 2011 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Alden hadn’t been contacted by Painter when Bernie said he had

by Michael Alden on Mar 30, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

maybe we should look into that 24 hour waiting period thing.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

/BLUMBERG'D
Source says 100% it’s going to happen. Painter meets w PU players tonight. #Mizzou will announce Painter as it’s basketball coach.

by CapnCribbs on Mar 30, 2011 1:40 PM CDT reply actions  

um, that is a contraction of ‘it’ and ‘is’. no apostrophe is possessive. apostrophe properly used.

http://garyes.stormloader.com/its.html

/MU English – 2002

by leeaustex on Mar 30, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

The first it's

but not the second one.

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on Mar 30, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Incorrect

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.

by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

no I’m an incomplete post reader, my bad
/head hung in shame

by leeaustex on Mar 30, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

KIMMIE!

@englishscope24: Yeeesssssssssss!!!

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.

by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLD ON...

Could be that he found Bill C’s wallet in the parking lot, or something.

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

$10?!

I’m getting a hoagie!!!

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on Mar 30, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's a sid?

/ducks

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.

by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kimmie totally trolled 101 ESPN

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

here we go here we go here we go

Great moments...are born...from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here...tonight, boys.
That's what you've EARNED here, tonight.

by elpjuly4 on Mar 30, 2011 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Pat Forde

Some folks close to the situation are counseling to apply the brakes to the Post-Dispatch’s Painter-Mizzou story. Nothing official right now

http://twitter.com/espn4d

by IUTex on Mar 30, 2011 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

where is everyone seeing the latest news?

because Twitter is broken now…

Follow me on twitter.com/SteveCusumano

by MizzouCus on Mar 30, 2011 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Mancave mans up on Twitter

“ManCaveSports1: Apologies to #Mizzou fans for saying MU had no shot at Matt Painter. Quite stunned actually how bad #Purdue Athletics handled this. "

"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan

by Kpz1234 on Mar 30, 2011 1:43 PM CDT reply actions  

That feels

so good. He’s been a Grade-A Tool for the last 72 hours.

by DC_Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guys...before we get carried away...

we need to make Pootie Tang Mizzou t-shirts. It’s a chore we must finish.

Pardon The Distraction

"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36

by CEW on Mar 30, 2011 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Not Matt Painter:
Somehow @GabeDeArmond got my cell phone number. In his last call, he tried to talk like Yoda, but I knew it was him all along.

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 1:47 PM CDT reply actions  

So trolly.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trolly gonna troll.

Pardon The Distraction

"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36

by CEW on Mar 30, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMG I JUST GOT PWND! LOLZ!

It really IS Mike Alden! Damn, how could I not have seen that?

douche.

by ZouDave on Mar 30, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

congradulations...

no one cares.

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jokes on you, I'm Matt Painter's nephew.

Pardon The Distraction

"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36

by CEW on Mar 30, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am Spartacus!

"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel

by Gaknar on Mar 30, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am 4

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I... am... IRONMAN

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

by Other Side of the Pillow on Mar 30, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Says the guy who joined RMN literally 13 minutes ago.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 30, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome

make shooting a NCAA event not the small scale

by mizzoujeff87 on Mar 30, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks. Keep us posted.

In fact, start a FanPost. We’ll all be over in a minute to check it out. Promise.

Bet me!

by TigerBartender on Mar 30, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone who can post

Should go to Hammer and Rails and apologise for the SDJMU troll.

He’s embarrassing me as a Mizzou fan.

by MizKC on Mar 30, 2011 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

That's the guy who thinks Chris Lincoln

is an excellent journalist.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Mar 30, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chad Moller
Hi Allie, I’m obviously not Mike, but I am in a position to tell you that someone jumped the gun, there’s no news.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Mar 30, 2011 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

It has become obvious to me what MU is doing

They told Painter they’d deny and/or hold off any reports until he had talked to his players so that they don’t get Anderson’d. Once that happens, all reports will cease to be “premature” and we’ll have our official announcement.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Mar 30, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

You’re like some kind of… genius, aren’t you?

by Bivouac77 on Mar 30, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

You are like some kind of.. smart-ass, aren’t you?

by PiggieBrown on Mar 30, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jumped the gun.

No news.
Premature.

I acknowledge fully that this thing might not happen (it probably will not happen in the most junk-crushing manner possible), but you don;t have to be a J-School grad to see a non-denial denial.

by MU'97 on Mar 30, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crap, Twitter just wet the bed.

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on Mar 30, 2011 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

From h&r

See! Everyone sees it!

Doug Gottlieb hates anything even associated with Mizzou
Painter is the latest person in his path

by DC_Tiger on Mar 30, 2011 2:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Sources confirm

Whether that kid is Mike Alden’s nephew or not, he looks like he has water on his brain.

by Bivouac77 on Mar 30, 2011 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

On OTL...

Fiesta Bowl out of the BCS?

wow.

Bonus – no super snobby Bob Ley.

"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan

by Kpz1234 on Mar 30, 2011 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

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