So, in what can only be described as a move they will either posthumously celebrate or regret, the Mizzou athletic department has sanctioned a sign contest for this Sunday's ESPN-televised softball game against Oklahoma.
There are rules which you should read (be tasteful, no larger than 2' by 3', etc.) and a $50 Tiger Team Store gift card up for grabs.
Let me be blunt here:
If a Tremendous Stubble sign does not win this contest or at least make it on ESPN, you are all dead to me. Do what you must, but win this damn thing. THIS IS OUR MOMENT. THIS IS OUR TIME.