Let's not kid ourselves: we're all watching this Mizzou vs. Oklahoma softball game on ESPN. Let's consider this our live thread while we watch our best friend Ehren Earleywine coach our team to a remorseless victory.
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Chelsea Thomas, after throwing over 160 pitches yesterday, strikes out the first two Sooners hitters.
The response you’re looking for is LOL.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
That changeup is DISGUSTING
Annoying You Since 1986
It's inhuman and inhumane.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Any truth to the rumor she only came to Mizzou because that pitch was illegal in the other 49 states?
Annoying You Since 1986
by MUTIGERS86 on Apr 17, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Three Sooners batters.
Three strikeouts.
Chelsea Thomas makes me want to excel as a human being.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Marston, hitting leadoff in the great wisdom of our best friend Tremendous Stubble, singles.
A 1-3 groundout moves her to second. Fleming goes 5-3, leaving Jenna at second, and here comes super frosh Madison Ruggeberg.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
GAH, she tagged that one.
But it’s right at the OU CF. Scoreless after one.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I know that seems routine...
…but Rhea Taylor’s defense is something we will definitely miss next year. Any fly ball to center, I’m just totally confident it will be caught.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
BOOM.
After a leadoff single, Megan Christopher guns out the runner stealing.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Pew Pew
Gunned down.
Annoying You Since 1986
Four K's for Chelsea.
She’s in cheat code mode.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
The stubble is spectacular today.
Possibly even tremendous.
Annoying You Since 1986
222-71
and one great facial hair trend
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
The fact that we are spending our Sunday watching women's softball is either awesome or...
…actually, I’ll stop myself right there, it’s awesome.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
doesn't have anything to with the fact
that the rangers have the sunday night game, does it?
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
What? No.
That’s totally irrelevant.
…
…
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
this juggling mizzou softball
and cards baseball is a little bit more work than i was prepared to do on a sunday. you lucky.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
work? you mean like
real work? very sorry to hear that.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG SHE HIT ABBY VOCK I SUDDENLY WANT TO CHARGE THE MOUND AND HAVE A WORD WITH THE PITCHER YOU DO NOT MESS WITH OUR VOCK.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
For the 3rd time in 2 days.
Annoying You Since 1986
Don't anger Abby Vock.
You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
When Earleywine coaches,
its never softball. It’s steelball
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
Blech.
Mizzou leaves them loaded. Still scoreless.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Fire Pinkel
He throws like a girl.
Annoying You Since 1986
Agreed. This guy has one for each team.
Great moments are born from great opportunity.
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As an ex-softball umpire, I'll say this:
Think of the strike zone as a cube, not a square. It’s not like baseball, where generally, the ball is coming in on a flat plane. It rises and it falls through the strike zone; if it passes through the strike zone cube, it’s a strike. A lot less conducive to television when compared to baseball.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Well...
Chelsea Thomas isn’t human. She’s a robot sent from the future to destroy us.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I'm confident Mutigersdotcom refuted that statement.
Unless they are in on it…
Annoying You Since 1986
They have been assimilated.
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Apr 17, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, exactly.
You don’t think they want to keep that a secret? IT’S AN AWESOME CONSPIRACY.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
RAWR!!!!
*rushes onto field and tries to shave Earleywine, destroyed by laserbeams from Tremendous Stubble
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't have to go home
but you gotta get the heck up outta here
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
LOLCHELSEATHOMAS
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
As cool as the other side of the pillow
*OldSchoolSportscenter’d
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
I approve this message
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by Other Side of the Pillow on Apr 17, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Chelsea Thomas has faced nine batters.
Chelsea Thomas has struck out six batters.
These are facts.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
#tremendousfacts
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so how many pitches
is chelsea good for today after throwing the 163 yesterday? also, do softball pitchers play any other positions when it isn’t their turn to pitch?
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
She can throw until she doesnt want to anymore.
And only if they are good hitters.
Annoying You Since 1986
thank ye.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Just call her butter
Cause she’s on a roll
*StuartScott’d
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
I heard a new one.
Last week my boss called me “A Blister”….
Because I show up after all the work is done.
Annoying You Since 1986
by MUTIGERS86 on Apr 17, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chelsea Thomas
scoffs at your 3 Ks, Keilani Ricketts
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra
by Other Side of the Pillow on Apr 17, 2011 3:49 PM CDT reply actions
I almost died yesterday, true story
I was taking in yesterdays game under the stands at field level, right behind home plate. When Thomas was denied her strikeout to end the 7th, she shook off 3 signs from Christopher and gave a Chelsea Thomas Death Stare before snapping off a filthy filthy punchout.
I am thankful today that I did not catch that stare directly.
Chelsea Thomas' eyes are stronger than Mike Tyson's fists.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Chelsea Thomas' eyes fought to a draw with Earleywine's stubble.
Annoying You Since 1986
by MUTIGERS86 on Apr 17, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chelsea Thomas' stare
was the inspiration for the Death Star
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I would...
…but the world would implode on itself.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
ZOMG AFTER THIS BREAK THEY'RE GOING TO TALK TO OUR BEST FRIEND LIVE ON ESPN.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
In. and out. In. and out.
Have a paper bag ready if need be.
My wife was off taking in a fashion show at Stephens yesterday afternoon
I called her up after the 8th inning to let her know the softball game was still going on. Told her “it might take a while for anybody to score a run”.
She is not impressed with the lack of a clock in baseball/softball.
Oh, the stubble is in truly tremendous form.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Earlywine doesn't know how to do stubble in a non-tremendous way
Much like Chelsea Thomas doesn’t know how to not be superhuman in the circle.
Does a bird know how to not fly?
Does Abby Vock know how to not hit Vock-off homers?
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
She has struck out 7 of 10 batters.
“She needs to keep doing what she’s been doing.”
-Dem be words of wizdom!
Annoying You Since 1986
Oh, Best Friend, you're so funny.
ESPN announcer: “What does Chelsea need to do to win this game?”
Tremendous Stubble: “Exactly what she’s doing.”
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
i am now taking personal offense at every Chelsea Thomas pitch called a ball.
like, yelling at my computer screen level personal offense.
this plays in ghtd36's head
every time he sees the Stubble
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4vQwrHZWWk
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
That changeup is just stupid, holy smokes
"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Apr 17, 2011 3:58 PM CDT reply actions
Someone once described Aaron Crow's pitches as "not illegal, but certainly immoral."
That seems about right.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Chelsea Thomas
the Buckler of the Knees
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
gasso?
that should be stoops’ real name.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
To remind:
SHE PITCHED YESTERDAY.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
For 9 innings. Against #13 Oklahoma.
"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood about you?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
by Transmogrified Tiger on Apr 17, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Correction
SHE PITCHED DOMINATED YESTERDAY
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
For 9 innings, against #13 Oklahoma..with a BLOODY SOCK
Annoying You Since 1986
by MUTIGERS86 on Apr 17, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Absolutely insane
I'm Keyon Dooling in the body of a skinny white kid.
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 17, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Preview of OU coach's response to
“How do you solve Chelsea Thomas”
“Forfeit”
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
"I was kind of hoping you'd have some ideas"
“Because we sure as hell don’t”
"How do you solve Chelsea Thomas?"
OU Coach: “Wait, do you know? Because that’d be awesome!”
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Chelsea Thomas
makes Spock smile
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Nancy Drew would go 0-4, 4K against Chelsea Thomas.
by nycbirdo on Apr 17, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
This is an underrated comment.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Veronica Mars would eat Nancy Drew for breakfast.
Annoying You Since 1986
Only if she played on a great team, and led off
Otherwise Thomas would never allow a lineup to bat around 3 full times in 7 innings.
Thats over 2 games.
Annoying You Since 1986
the cameraman on Gasso
also worked on Cloverfield
/shakycam’d
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
/BlairWitchProjected
Annoying You Since 1986
Princess with a single!
In related news, Princess is an awesome name for a daughter.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Only if your daughter doesn't end up being a fatty.
Annoying You Since 1986
unless she becomes the subject of an awesome game
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
x
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Um....safe?
Maybe out by about 3 inches. Great play by OU I suppose.
and.......
don denkinger makes an appearance.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
10-1. ;-)
it was a small joke.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
The royals still owe us for being so bad that we haven't gotten to see another important series since then.
Annoying You Since 1986
best minor league talent in history
per baseball america. the royals are two or three years away from being pretty goddamn awesome.
or two or three years from having all of their prospects being traded away
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I think those days may be behind them
They certainly won’t be able to keep everyone, but if they keep a steady stream of talent moving up from the minors, they will be loads better than they have been the last five years.
as long as
they don’t all turn out to be alex gordons. who will trun out decnt, yeah, but wow has he disappointed compared to expectations.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
no, i'm not drunk.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Took 1 of 3
Avoided the 3 point swing in the border war, success.
Similar to “don’t get pinned” for you wrestling folks.
I missed the beginning of the game
has there been a Tremendous Stubble sign spotted at the ball park?
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I missed it too...
Ricardo Ratliffe is scary
by Moe TD's Moe Mizzou on Apr 17, 2011 4:13 PM CDT reply actions
Frozen Pizza
/KennyMayne’d
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
Chelsea Thomas.
It’s getting to the point where “Chelsea Thomas” is a synonym for “LOL ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Chelsea Thomas
Dare I say, en fuego
/DanPatrick’d
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
Whoa...
…that’s a monumental break for the Tigers that it stayed here.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I think it hit the curb on the other side of the fence.
Annoying You Since 1986
Hit off the top of the wall and bounced back in.
It’s technically not a homer…which is pleasant.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
were the fans giving her static
for not catching it? she looked awfully exasperated with them.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I kind of doubt it.
I think Rhea’s mad at herself that she didn’t get back there in time.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
i hope you're right.
that woulda been a sportscenter catch right there.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
odd play there...
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
Yea God just showed us he
is still in charge
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Chelsea Thomas says
to hit a home run, you have to actually clear the wall. No cheapies.
by shaffe on Apr 17, 2011 4:18 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Chelsea Thomas' backspin kept it in the park
she has a solution to everything!
Ricardo Ratliffe is scary
by Moe TD's Moe Mizzou on Apr 17, 2011 4:19 PM CDT reply actions
Brianna Turang:
pesky.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
between this game and my cards game.....
10 innings, and i’ve yet to see run scored. gack.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
good to see carp bounce back after his last start.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
is chelsea running out of gas a little bit?
i mean, ou is making contact now.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
Maybe a little...
…but a tired Chelsea Thomas is better than…it’s just better.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
After Nottlemans performance in the tourney last year...
I have no concerns.
Annoying You Since 1986
Out of the jam.
Rhea Taylor’s glove is the single most underrated thing on this team.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Even more underrated than the Stubble?
Annoying You Since 1986
I rescind my original statement.
Nothing is more underrated than the Stubble.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
The stubble is so tremendous it can't be rated...
Ricardo Ratliffe is scary
by Moe TD's Moe Mizzou on Apr 17, 2011 4:25 PM CDT reply actions
Let's give credit where it's due:
Keilani Ricketts, though she is no Chelsea Thomas, is straight-up dealing right now.
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Off topic
The Veronica Mars talk has inspired me to start watching after months of sitting in the instant queue. Adam Scott just got himself served.
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by Transmogrified Tiger on Apr 17, 2011 4:29 PM CDT reply actions
Season 2 episode 5 myself.
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I fell asleep during the pilot last night, and woke up at 6:30. Now watching episode 14.
There’s just something about binging on TV shows.
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by Transmogrified Tiger on Apr 17, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I've binged on Big Bang and Dexter
best four days of my life
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Very much agreed.
i expect to finish the 3 seasons by end of next weekend.
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Just be warned:
In season three, Thomas messed with the formula for ratings purposes (i.e. they didn’t have any in the first two seasons and wanted to say on the air), and it wasn’t nearly as good. It was solid, but you won’t find yourself saying “OMG THIS SEASON IS AWESOME,” which is how I basically spent the entire second season, at any point in Season 3…
Considering myself forewarned.
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side note:
a big thank you to the proprietors here at rmn. i’ve never even considered watching fast pitch softball until i started frequenting this here fine website. i didn’t know what i was missing. these ladies are intense.
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hehe
pitch count is at 69…
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
Sonofa...
A lot can happen in the last two innings, but it’s looking like a single run might take this thing for either team.
For ghtd's next Sooner Disrespect Chronicles
… he needs to examine the rather cantankerous relationship that apparently exists between Ricketts and Abby Vock.
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I would probably hit a soul crushing walk off homer against said person.
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and another $99.99 for Cardinals Care!
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
"Both games of a 3 game series"
Uhm… Counting is hard.
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chris paul is a good basketball player.
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psh, NBA.
far too much baseball/softball going on for such things. the NBA playoffs can wait until their second trimester.
under 5 to play.
just stickin’ another iron in the fire.
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by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Earlywine is party in the cheeks, business on the head.
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Did I just hear...
… Stu’s Song from “The Hangover” as walk-up music?
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How was McNally's?
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Good times were had. Even saw our friend Positivity! there.
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Attempting to convince the better/smarter/prettier half to do a summer CoMo weekend.
Could have RMN Weekend written all over it.
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You know what, Ricketts?
If you wanna hit Vock now, that’d be swell.
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hmmmmm...abby vock?
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
Thank you very much Ms. Ricketts
Quack Wuack Quacck Ms. rickets.
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She obviously would not be able to dodge a wrench.
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correct.
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by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
That may be the first ever base hit with the bases loaded in which a run did not score.
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GUUUUUUH.
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that inning has
ghost written all over it.
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Another coulda, shoulda, woulda moment
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by lost..in the woods on Apr 17, 2011 4:59 PM CDT reply actions
"We've seen everything today at University Field"
Except, you know, runs.
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So uh...
…rain’s comin’. Get a three-up, three-down inning here, then hit a walk-off to start the bottom of the inning. Otherwise…
Nottlemann warming up in the batting cages down the 1st base line
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looks like the spurs
and lakers go down at home today. don’t know that i would have predicted that.
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you and your sources
should begin a publication.
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by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
wth?
maybe I don’t understand softball rules, why was the OU runner given 2nd base on the pass ball to 1st?
The ball went into dugout and bounced off a bucket.
Out of play=advance abase.
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Caught part of the game during lunch.
What’s happening now?
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by sirensofsilence on Apr 17, 2011 5:03 PM CDT reply actions
0-0 Top 7th...
1 out runner on second for OU. Both pitchers impressive. Mizzou had bases loaded 1 out last inning but could not plate one.
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I watched from around the 2nd to the middle of the 5th.
Let’s go, ladies!
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by sirensofsilence on Apr 17, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Why are we worried about them getting runners?
Chelsea Thomas is pitching.
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My point exactly.
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I wasn't worried.
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that's what i was wondering.
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by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Think there might be some ground clutter on radar
as my man Tom Skilling would say. Weather.com futurecast shows nothing imminent, so even if something DOES fall, it won’t be enough to stop play.
I worked 3 years for a company that put on youth baseball tournaments
played on ag fields just like this one. The motto I went by was “if there’s no yellow, we’re playing through”. The field surface is designed to take rain.
She'd probably be like Billy Wagner and be even better.
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by Transmogrified Tiger on Apr 17, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
This is her off arm.
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234 comments
for a non revenue sport played by women (no disrespect intended). not bad.
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And for a regular-season game at that.
There’s plenty of season left, boys (and siren).
i think we should have a postseason stubble contest
pictures before and after the final game that Mizzou plays. community votes on the best playoff stubble
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
*before the postseason
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
What about me?
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by sirensofsilence on Apr 17, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
grow out your leg hair.
the old man will understand, right?
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by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, so it would be just like what I call "winter."
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by sirensofsilence on Apr 17, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
haha. that sounds familiar.
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by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I guarantee that my stubble would not be that tremendous
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 17, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
hey you do what you can
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Best I can do is a molestache and 5-6 chin hairs, haha
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 17, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
just avoid elementary schools and you'll be fine
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
He's not allowed within 500 feet of them anyway.
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How'd you find out?!?
Damn you, Internet!
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 17, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
stubble will not take the entire playoffs to grow.
playoff beard sure, but stubble no.
could do a different contest for each round?
well it would be the best overall facial (or leg) growth for the postseason
im assuming we would have some tremendous beards as well
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty sure Steve Keers has you beat
before the season even starts.
Not necessarily true.
Tremendous Stubble =/= Tremedous Beard
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this lack of offense is ridiculous.
LOWER THE MOUND!! oh, wait…
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Almost had that!
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 17, 2011 5:16 PM CDT reply actions
I'll put in the call:
Rhea Taylor walks it off.
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So assuming this game ends at some point today...
…what’s everybody eating this fine Sunday evening? We’re whipping up the Cowboy Calzones out of the Pioneer Woman cookbook. And by “we,” I mean my wife’s making it while I fill the dishwasher between pitches.
BBQ'ing chicken and steak out on the patio.
Some baked beans, corn on the cop…etc.
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corn on bacon?
intriguing….
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Turkey burgers.
What what, George Foreman grill.
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Mmm, I love Pioneer Woman!
I’m dieting though. Haven’t figured out dinner yet, which is ok because we ate lunch around 4.
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by sirensofsilence on Apr 17, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
i'll be honest,
i had to google dim sum. looks iffy.
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by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
that’s sad. Dim sum is awesome. You need to spend some time living in a bigger city to get caught up on such things.
my wife
would vehemently disagree.
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by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Definitely knocked over my lamp waving "safe" on that play.
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C'mon Tigers!
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 17, 2011 5:29 PM CDT reply actions
Ah shoot!
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 17, 2011 5:30 PM CDT reply actions
I'm glad there are no more Rickett's after this one.
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And who is it?
Abby. F’n. Vock.
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GAH!
frantically flipping between the Cards game and the softball game. Both late and scoreless…
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
One of those games is important.
The other one involves Albert Pujols.
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exercises in futility, both.
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by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
cards score!! tigers about to do the same!!
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yep. sorry.
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by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
DAVID F'N FREESE!!!!
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
you know it will be Franklin
and Cards fans will revolt if he gives it up again
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
until he gives up the 2B
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
and now they bring in Franklin....
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Franklin will be crucified in the media
and TLR will have no choice but to not put him out there any more
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh, and rightfully so
why SHOULDN’T Franklin take all kinds of heat???
The Twins already pulled Joe Freakin’ Nathan out of the closer role after two blown saves. Isn’t this Franklin’s FOURTH?!?!?
Damn it.
And Abby knew it, too. That’s an awesome pitch by Ricketts.
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looked low, but an ace will get that call, i guess?
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by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a breaking pitch...
…so as long as it clips the strike zone — which, again, think of as a cube instead of a square — it’s a strike.
That’s just an almost unhittable pitch, especially when you have to sit on fastball/riseball.
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We should have convinced them Gahn McGaffie was coming.
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Chelsea has struck out 14.
And is in danger of lowering her weekend average.
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is 16 better for you?
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Is there any doubt now that Chelsea Thomas is a softball-playing robot sent from the future to destroy us?
Anyone?
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i believe she was sent to save us
from the evil of OU
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
So at what point will ESPN cut coverage?
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When Chelsea Thomas gives them a notarized letter giving them permission to do so.
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Chelsea Thomas does not need things signed by notaries.
Notaries need things signed by Chelsea Thomas.
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I don't think that Michigan St. has a softball game today...
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
ryan franklin
is not a major league quality pitcher. CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
Let's say a guy's fantasy team is lacking in closers
and has Ryan Franklin. Let’s say, hypothetically, that this guy’s projecting into the future that another Cardinal will be closing very soon.
Who would you tell this guy to pick up? This guy is looking at Boggs or Sanchez specifically, because this guy is thinking flavor of the week due to his blind rage at Franklin’s suckitude.
no way they give the job to either
Boggs had a short spring with a back injury. TLR won’t throw a rookie with all of 3 inning of experience in a closers role. probably closer by committee. TLR plays to match-ups. You’ll see Miller and Bautista in those situations
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
agree.
however, i’d heck of a lot rather see sanchez close and blow some because at least he’d be learning on the job. the kid has special stuff.
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by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
true
i would love boggs in the role though
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't know.
boggs is nice, but i don’t feel it.
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by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Pow.
The winning run is on!
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GREAT piece of hitting there from Fleming.
Winning run in scoring position!
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Not that it matters.
But we have a much more attractive team than Oklahoma.
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by MUTIGERS86 on Apr 17, 2011 5:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
More importantly:
We have a team that is better at playing softball.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Stop me if you've heard this before, but...
…GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
stop
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
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What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit
I'm Keyon Dooling in the body of a skinny white kid.
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 17, 2011 5:48 PM CDT reply actions
On that note
Why aren’t you at the game, Bill? I’m quite disappointed in your effort.
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Bill's on record as hating Mizzou.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
They're called Sundays.
I do approximately 15 hours of writing on Sundays. I would have an anxiety attack leaving the house on a Sunday.
To quote Ernie Banks
Lets play two…or three or even four!
Cheering on MIZZOU from the other side of the world.
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What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
get it done now!
You don't have to come and confess, we lookin' for you, we gon' find you, we gon' find you. So you can run and tell that, Homeboy.
Walkoff, anyone?
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Underrated.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
ESPN is now displeased with its choice of televising this game.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Well...
MIZLive Mizzou Gameday
SB: Sounds like ESPN is moving the baseball game to ESPN2…this game will stay on ESPN.
Annoying You Since 1986
From Dave Matter
At what point does this #Mizzou softball game go to penalty kicks?
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
thomas with 17 k's
wow
You don't have to come and confess, we lookin' for you, we gon' find you, we gon' find you. So you can run and tell that, Homeboy.
20 innings. 311 pitches. 34 strikeouts 2 runs
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And only one of those was earned.
She doesn’t have the nation’s best ERA for nothing.
ESPN's programming schedule for this evening:
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I think the announcer just blue balled us all there.
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by MUTIGERS86 on Apr 17, 2011 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chelsea Thomas rocking a cool 15.3 K/9 this weekend.
LOLWUT.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
That dude totally ripped you off with that sign.
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I love reading this thread
Proud Tiger!
Proud RMNer!
Cheers!
by tigers and chiefs fan on Apr 17, 2011 6:11 PM CDT reply actions
THAT IS MY LINE, GUY WITH A SIGN.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
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I'm still allowed to be outraged.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I wonder if it's a RMNer
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
by darklighter09 on Apr 17, 2011 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't appreciate your tone.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
This is just a warm up...
It isn’t the NCAA but one longest games in the history of high school softball happened in Missouri.
Blue Springs vs Truman – 35 innings over 3 days in 2001.
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I am prepared to use a sick day at work tomorrow.
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BALL GAME!!!
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hell yeah!!
You don't have to come and confess, we lookin' for you, we gon' find you, we gon' find you. So you can run and tell that, Homeboy.
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
yes yes yes yes yes yengfaencf;iwaenc;pawenf;lawen;lcnawe;klcn;lwemnfewa
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!!!
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
,
You don't have to come and confess, we lookin' for you, we gon' find you, we gon' find you. So you can run and tell that, Homeboy.
Nice.
Niiiiiiice.
Kansas City Chiefs + Missouri Tigers + Sporting Kansas City Supporter.
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Check out our best friend running down the baseline alongside Abby.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
2 new entrants into my DVR library this weemend.
Absolutely incredible series sweep, this team truly is special.
WHERE IS THE ASIAN KID?!
What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck
OH HAI.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on Apr 17, 2011 6:30 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
I don't know why this hasn't been rec'd yet
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I'm thankful that I didn't even know a Cardinals game had happened until after Mizzou ended.
I wish Tony would follow the Twins’ lead and bench Franklin (Twins took Joe Nathan out of their closer spot).
nathan has an excuse
(tj recovery). franklin just stinks out loud.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I was one of the marketing students that had to choose 3 signs for the sign contest finals...
I am disappointed in all of you for not having a Tremendous Stubble Sign. Unbelievable.
nice work ladies
just got back from coors, where we watched the rocks pound the baby bears… then had dinner at rodizio… all for my daughter’s 1st birthday… so, yeah
m-i-z... z-o-u!
red letter day for you. congrats.
especially on beating the cubs.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 17, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
So...
Mizzou has beaten Oklahoma in football, men’s basketball and softball. When’s the last time that happened?
2011-2012
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Apr 17, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
And baseball, once.
/Stillcounts
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by LSSportsFan on Apr 17, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
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