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Wes Kemp prepares for battle at Mizzou's annual paintball day.
From We Are Mizzou's Facebook page
Please give this EPIC photo a fitting caption.
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Wes Kemp: I know what you're thinking.
“Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Supporting the Kenji Jackson Approach for every day situations.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Apr 27, 2011 10:45 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Sleeveless shirts during paintball...
….the way football players show their toughness when it’s not 15 degrees outside.
Surgeon General's Warning: K-State-Mizzou basketball may increase the risk of high blood pressure. Please consult your doctor prior to watching any of these games.
I love this one.
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Apr 27, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Wes Kemp stands a mile and a half away from the paintball action
to prove that he really is a deep threat.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Apr 27, 2011 10:54 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs
Protection?
You think I’m gonna get hit? Have you seen what happens when most balls get near me on the field?
/Not a Kemp hater, just a little fun.
Not unlike Saturdays, Wes Kemp scans the field for an unsuspecting defensive back to destroy.
I think we'll reconcile it by winning!
-Kim English
I've heard of open field blocking, but this is ridiculous.
by MUPete on Apr 27, 2011 11:02 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
This is my rifle, This is my gun
This is for fightin, This is for fun!
Don't Haith the player, Haith the game.
by nwtiger1 on Apr 27, 2011 11:05 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Obviously the defense was in charge of mowing
Better to slow down the team speed of the offense.
Respect and honor your opponent, unless that opponent is a fictional bird. In which case you hit him until he falls, kick him until dead and burn the remains.
Much like his hero, Michael Jordan, Wes Kemp refuses to wear any article of clothing that doesn't have a gratuitous Nike logo on it.
(Seriously, what the h is up with those socks?)
Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!
by Dutch Missourian on Apr 27, 2011 11:08 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"A rare formation for Mizzou here, Herbie...
Only one wide receiver on the field for the Tigers."
by cstdkd on Apr 27, 2011 11:15 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
SHHHHH!!!!! Be Vewy Qwiet....
I’m hunting Jayhawks
by Team on Apr 27, 2011 11:28 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
This 2010 photo shows the preparation required to catch balls thrown by Blaine Gabbert.
Note: The paintballs are frozen.
Don't Haith the player, Haith the game.
Wes Kemp wonders why the Morris twins are shooting at innocent bystanders.
by mizzou2396 on Apr 27, 2011 11:34 AM CDT reply actions 16 recs
I gotta rec this
Bring on the Haith
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Apr 27, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
And just like their free throws
They missed!!!
Bring on the Haith
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Apr 27, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Check out this call
“CHICKENHAWK!”
Kansas fan pops up from behind bush and shakes fist at Kemp
BLAM BLAM BLAM
by Gaknar on Apr 27, 2011 11:59 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
wes turns around to see all the paintballs fall short
“Told you all I do not need any camo! You can’t shoot a bullet!”
by McZou on Apr 27, 2011 12:21 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Wes - "Damn I shouldn't of let Kimmeh take this picture..
that kid tweets everything"
Bring on the Haith
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Apr 27, 2011 12:31 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Wes Kemp surveys the area for possible defensive positions
No trees
No rocks
No buildings
Hurry Wes get down behind that Cow-Pile!
Jeez who chose this site?
After Kim English's Blazing Saddles tribute last week
Wes Kemp tries to do his own Mel Brooks tribute, but mistakenly believes that Spaceballs is a movie about playing paintball in an open space.
"now the wolves are gathering"
You don't have to come and confess, we lookin' for you, we gon' find you, we gon' find you. So you can run and tell that, Homeboy.
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass….and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
"Let's take this thing from the beginning. Let's go out and make some plays! Special teams, defense, big hits, turnovers, whatever it takes to win this thing!"
-Brian Dawkins
by McNabb2Maclin4Philly on Apr 27, 2011 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I can't think of anything...
But did anyone else notice his sleveless is from our BEAST M.O.D.E. unis against the Jayhawks in 2009?
by sippinator94 on Apr 27, 2011 9:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
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