Caption This May-2 @AustinKKim: NFL players Aldon Smith & Martin Rucker interviewed by @KOMUnews...

Caption This May-2

@AustinKKim: NFL players Aldon Smith & Martin Rucker interviewed by @KOMUnews at #mizzou patriotic party @nbcnews

What a night! Please caption these 2 successful young men.

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Aldon and Martin announce that Osama really died when the two met on the field to see if Aldon could tackle Rucker solo

the resulting shockwave destroyed Osama.

by mizzou2396 on May 2, 2011 10:38 AM CDT reply actions

Two football playing "warriors" who go to "war" every weekend

celebrating a REAL war triumph.

by CBonerfied on May 2, 2011 10:49 AM CDT reply actions

Aldon and Martin read through the MU roster to see who the next "Smith" Tiger to play in San Fran will be.

Black and Gold!

by Spider_Monkey on May 2, 2011 10:51 AM CDT reply actions

Aldon repeats the famous words of Kirk Lazarus from Tropic Thunder

“Yo asshole! This motha’ fucka’s dead. Ain’t no Chris Angel Mindfreak, David Blane trapdoor horse shit jumpin’ off here! "

Bring on the Haith

by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on May 2, 2011 11:18 AM CDT reply actions

not a caption,

but as I always say, CSI: Miami meme or it didn’t happen.

by nycbirdo on May 2, 2011 11:22 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

This is too much fun. Thanks for the laugh.

Black and Gold!

by Spider_Monkey on May 2, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions

richard nixon's adopted son,

seen here behind football players aldon smith and martin rucker, reacts to the osama bin laden news.

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on May 2, 2011 12:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

this is pretty good and I wasn't going to rec because it was you

but in the spirit of everything that has happened, here you go.

by mizzou2396 on May 2, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions

Smith: So they really did get the Bastard?

Rucker: Yeah, the team finally took care of business. Should have been done 10 years ago.
Smith: That’s true. How did they do it?
Rucker: Apparently, the AAU just took a vote a the Nubs were history.
Smith: I was talking about Bin Laden.
Rucker: Seals did the same thing!

Don't Haith the player, Haith the game.

by nwtiger1 on May 2, 2011 1:05 PM CDT reply actions

Aldon Smith...

returns to U.S airspace after killing Osama Bin Laden, which he did using just a San Francisco 49ers hat.

Pardon The Distraction

"I like to think of myself as Miguel Paul. Generally disappointing and a waste of space, but every once in a while, WOW."- ghtd36

by CEW on May 2, 2011 2:38 PM CDT reply actions

Dang Audon, we face off on Sept 18th, Cowboys versus San Fran

Audon: Yea, So….
Rucker: Well you have heard of “The Catch”, “The Immaculate Reception”, and “The Hail Mary”
Audon: Yea, So…
Rucker: Well get ready to experience the “Rucker F___er”

by coinaster on May 2, 2011 3:41 PM CDT reply actions

"We are here to celebrate the death of America's Enemy No. 1! Tonight, we are all Niners fans!"

“Dude, Al Davis isn’t dead yet.”
“What?”

Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!

by Dutch Missourian on May 2, 2011 3:42 PM CDT reply actions 10 recs