Caption This May-27 Missouri's Shana White #19 and Lisa Simmons #2, right, celebrate their win...

Caption This May-27

Missouri's Shana White #19 and Lisa Simmons #2, right, celebrate their win while Marla Schweisberger #21, of Raytown, Mo., hugs teammate Rhea Taylor #3, rear, in Game Seven of the NCAA Softball Championship Regional series between University of Missouri and DePaul on Sunday, May 22, 2011 in Columbia, Missouri. Missouri beat DePaul 8-0 in six innings to advance to the super regional. Photo © 2011 Patrick T Fallon

Nice celebration, ladies. But there are bigger celebrations to be had. Please give them a caption for this big weekend.

Congratulations to MUPete who added to his impressive stash of Denmoney with his winning caption on Thursday.

Captions!
RECs!
SCHWEISBERGER!

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Don't I look intimidating with this war paint?!?!?!

No? What about NOW?!?!?!?!

by CBonerfied on May 27, 2011 9:46 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

And to clarify...

yes, I am intimidated by the Mizzou Softball team. Their sheer power is greater than anything I will ever exert in my lifetime. I just hate hate HATE this “War Paint” eye-black phenomenon in all sports. Two lines, one under each eye. And that’s IT. I will think Bryce Harper is the biggest douche in baseball until he gives this whole thing up. RANT OVER.

by CBonerfied on May 27, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions

Simmons: Joke's on you!

We all agreed on headbands, not visors, Shana. You look like a fool!

by StopSpe on May 27, 2011 9:55 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

He went to Jared?!?!

by Team on May 27, 2011 10:02 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs

Diamond irony rec.

Black and Gold!

by Spider_Monkey on May 27, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions

Shana: Another $1500 for MU Children's Hospital!

Lisa: I know, right?!

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on May 27, 2011 10:33 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs

Is it true? Is Bill C really here?

OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

I make videos and people think my sister is hot.

by ZouDave on May 27, 2011 11:08 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Come here, sisters don't shake hands...

sisters gotta HUG!

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram

"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant

by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on May 27, 2011 11:20 AM CDT reply actions

Cougartown has been renewed indefinitely? Sweet!

Black and Gold!

by Spider_Monkey on May 27, 2011 11:56 AM CDT reply actions

Franklin and Bash is on Wednesday!

by MUPete on May 27, 2011 12:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs

YES!

by mizzou2396 on May 27, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions

It's about time!

MPG and the guy from Road Trip are long overdue for a flimsy small-screen vessel of their own!

by CBonerfied on May 27, 2011 1:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

Flimsy?!?!

this premise is perfect poetry personified perfectly . . . possibly.

First, it’s a show about lawyers. The world needs more shows about lawyers.
Second, record scratch it’s a comedy show about lawyers.
Third, the tagline is “having this much fun should be illegal”
Fourth, MPG in the hizouse!
Fifth, the other dude is coming correct.
Sixth, Franklin and Bash.

Hopefully, they have a running joke in which neither one of them is named Franklin or Bash. Or at the very least they don’t actually say which is which.

by mizzou2396 on May 27, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions