Caption This May-31 Missouri coach Ehren Earleywine argues with home plate umpire John Kurnat over...

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Caption This May-31

Missouri coach Ehren Earleywine argues with home plate umpire John Kurnat over a ball that was called foul in the first inning. Earleywine was ejected from the game as a result of the argument. Photo: Matthew Cavanah Columbia Tribune

Well, that was interesting! Please give Coach E a caption here.

Congratulations to MUPete for winning yet another contest on Friday. By this point, you should have enough Denmoney to barter for a tattoo.

Captions!
RECs!
Your mother was foul!

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Your mother was foul!

(obligatory)

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on May 31, 2011 10:11 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SHOES?

by Gaknar on May 31, 2011 10:11 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

Teach me how to dougie

teach me, teach me how to dougie

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram

"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant

by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on May 31, 2011 10:14 AM CDT reply actions

I swear I saw a leprechaun right there!

You have to believe me!

by StopSpe on May 31, 2011 10:15 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Oh look an M&M

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram

"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant

by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on May 31, 2011 10:21 AM CDT reply actions

I got $5 says we can still win even if you eject me AND make the strikezone smaller than the ball.

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on May 31, 2011 10:21 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

You're mother was a hamster...

LOOK! There she is!

What do Tigers dream of when they take a little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Jayhawks, Or Todd Reesing in his sod helmet suit? Don’t you get in a self-loathing funk, We’re gonna start this party with a Lawrence Bowers dunk, And then we’re gonna find Kimmeh’s shot too, And bring a victory back to the Zou! Zou, Zou, oh back to the Zou! But if we keep shooting the three like we have been… Then we’re shit outta luck

by darklighter09 on May 31, 2011 10:24 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Not a lot of Python love here eh.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on May 31, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions

Bad Dog! No! Leave it! Bad!

Editor of SBNation's Tottenham Hotspur blog: Cartilage Free Captain
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by Bryan Ashlock on May 31, 2011 10:27 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

I'm yelling at the ground for your benefit

because if you got the full force of my Tremendous fury, you’d be vaporized. I’m really doing you a favor, blue.

by shaffe on May 31, 2011 10:30 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

Umpire?

…trashcan.

by CapnCribbs on May 31, 2011 10:38 AM CDT via mobile reply actions

I've never seen Stubble so angry.

And frankly, sports fans, he used a word that’s a no-no with umpires.

Don't Haith the player, Haith the game.

by nwtiger1 on May 31, 2011 10:44 AM CDT reply actions

NO! NO! NO! I SAID YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN!

And THEN you shake it all about!

I make videos and people think my sister is hot.

by ZouDave on May 31, 2011 10:52 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

THAT IS BERMUDA!

How many times do I have to tell you we will only play on a rolled Zoysia field!

Top Heavy Beer Drinker

by DnrW on May 31, 2011 10:59 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs

After your dog does his business, you PICK IT UP!!!!!!

by mizzou2396 on May 31, 2011 11:01 AM CDT reply actions

And so my mom said, "YOU WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR VEGETABLES!" And that was the best advice I ever got.

Black and Gold!

by Spider_Monkey on May 31, 2011 11:21 AM CDT reply actions

My girls said there was a spider blocking the plate

If I squash it…. you have to pick it up

by coinaster on May 31, 2011 11:26 AM CDT reply actions

O'com, Geez flippin' motherduster!

(YerOutaHeeeere).

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on May 31, 2011 11:31 AM CDT reply actions

OOO...piece of candy!

What do you mean I can't retire at 32?

by Ausgiano on May 31, 2011 11:34 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs

Didn't Team win Fridays contest with "He went to Jared"?

Or did I look back at the wrong one?

by coinaster on May 31, 2011 12:10 PM CDT reply actions

Friday was the pic of Jerry Rice and Chance McDanielson.

Don't Haith the player, Haith the game.

by nwtiger1 on May 31, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions

Correction - The link is to the Rice Daniel pick but that was from Thurs.

I believe you are correct. My bad.

Don't Haith the player, Haith the game.

by nwtiger1 on May 31, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions

MU PETE WILL WIN THIS ONE TOO, YOU BLIND OLD SO AND SO!!!!!!

Start a fire for a man, keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.

by threadkiller on May 31, 2011 12:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions

Vindicated - I was correct

Take That, Bainbridge Scholars!

by coinaster on May 31, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

I'm surprised I don't own those movies.

At least the first two.

by Babbalynski on May 31, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions

Yo MUPete

I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish but I had one of the best captions on Friday!"

by Team on May 31, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

x

Stubble: You’re pathetic, you’re a disgrace to your profession! Kick me outta the game.
Blue: What?
Stubble: Kick me out of the game or I’ll start screaming like a mad fool.
Blue: Well, I guess you’ve got your reasons. You’re outta here!
Stubble: What? That’s ridiculous! (Looks at Bradley) I’ve done it again. It’s up to you now.

by vipercfk on May 31, 2011 12:49 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Hoosiers Rec.

Don't Haith the player, Haith the game.

by nwtiger1 on May 31, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions

Inner Monologue: Welp, we've scored enough to win.

Time to make that hospital some more Stubble money. Wasn’t there a prop bet on ejections? Can’t remember. Better just be safe.

by nycbirdo on May 31, 2011 1:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs

THIS IS THE STUBBLE DRIVE DAMMIT!!!!

by mutiger124 on May 31, 2011 2:01 PM CDT reply actions

x

Coach E: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s’more?
Ump: Some more of what?
Coach E: No, do you wanna s’more?
Ump: I haven’t had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
Coach E: You’re killing me Smalls! These are s’more’s stuff! Alrite now pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the ’mallow. When the ’mallows flaming… you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good!

/ejected for pointing out s’more paradigm to ump

Supporting the Kenji Jackson Approach for every day situations.

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 31, 2011 3:27 PM CDT reply actions

After yelling at the umpire proved futile...

Coach Stubble instead opts to berate the ground for the ball rolling foul in the first place.

RockMNation.com (@rockmnation)
Fighting mob mentality since 2007

by RPT on May 31, 2011 3:29 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs

by Andy--01 on May 31, 2011 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions

See my foot?

Guess where its heading blue

by GowerTiger on May 31, 2011 4:43 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs

(throat clear for damatic effect)

If you don’t learn the rules, what I’m gonna do is take my left foot and plant it upside your face.

one more Major Payne would do nice also

Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I’m gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst

by mizzoujeff87 on Jun 1, 2011 6:20 AM CDT reply actions