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Former Missouri and NBA basketball player Kareem Rush performs during Monday night’s ROARS awards at Mizzou Arena.
Photo by Ryan C. Henriksen - Tribune
Please write a phrase for an upcoming song by Kareem Rush.
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Lady, that booty's bouncin' up and down like a basketball
Let’s go back to my room and practice the pick and roll, yeah
:-)
by u2nspenserfan on May 4, 2011 10:01 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Let's work this motion offense baabaayyy..
No I ain’t runnin’ no fast break giiiiirrrlll…
by nycbirdo on May 4, 2011 10:23 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Love Song
You were jacking up threes
That made no sense
You’ll be remembered forever
And… I love you Clarence…
by MUPete on May 4, 2011 10:30 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LO-O-O-O-OVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU
(No idea why that just popped into my head, but there you go)
Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!
by Dutch Missourian on May 4, 2011 10:42 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey Kareem!
She’s lost that lovin feelin!
Don't Haith the player, Haith the game.
by nwtiger1 on May 4, 2011 11:00 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I hate it when Top Gun references don't get enough credit.
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Fighting mob mentality since 2007
I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine,
I got a love, and I know that it’s all mine,
Oh….oh, oh, oh….
/Bedingfield’d
by CrouchingTiger on May 4, 2011 11:24 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Kareem expresses his displeasure
when he got red sauce on his suit during the main course.
What do you mean I can't retire at 32?
Oh you got to have Haith Haith Haith...
/George Michaels
Black and Gold!
by Spider_Monkey on May 4, 2011 12:12 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Kareem takes this opportunity to discuss the benefits of using a tailback with Coach Pinkel.
Top Heavy Beer Drinker
Kareem Rush pays tribute to the classic Eddie Murphy film, Coming to America
…because the greatest…love of all…is inside of meeee……Sexual Chocolate!!!!!!!!
Kareem Rush pays tribute to R Kelly, ala Dave Chappelle
I’m gonna piss on you…drip drip drip…
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
Kareem plays Musical Chairs by himself
If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
John Wooden
by lost..in the woods on May 4, 2011 12:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Girl your hair looks better than Quin's today
Come on, let’s play Doctor like Soyoye…
by nycbirdo on May 4, 2011 12:45 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
instead of running with aragorn, gandalf, and co,
kareem rush attempts to soothe the orcs and goblins into submission in the temple of khazad doom.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
failure to read simple instructions does me in again.
i cannot think of a phrase of song kareem may be singing, so i hereby withdraw from this contest.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
How about an entire Mizzou themed album from Kareem:
“My Love For You is as Old as Norm Stewart”
“Your Boyfriend’s Slimy (Like Quin’s Hair)”
“40 Minutes of Heaven (Up All Night)”
“I Promise I Won’t Leave (For Mike Anderson)”
“Faith in Haith”
“Ode to Clarence (Jackin’ Up Threes)” (special thanks to MUPete for the idea for this one)
“I Forgive You, Brandon (for being a Jayhawk)”
“Left Too Soon (featuring Keeyon Dooling)”
“My ACL’s gone, but My Heart’s Still Strong”
“I’m In the AAU (American Aphrodisiac Underground)”
Along with the album, you get the bonus disc featuring DJ Gary Pinkel:
“Boom, Yosted”
“Eff a Fullback”
“Chase that Dream”
“I’ll Show You Mediocrity”
“Top 10 picks (Suck It, OU) (featuring Aldon “Sackman” Smith and Gabbertron 3000)"
by walrusgod on May 4, 2011 2:08 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Middle-aged fans of the Canadian rock band where disappointed upon arriving at Mizzou Arena to see Rush.
by cstdkd on May 4, 2011 5:21 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Will the real slim shady please stand up!
Sit down Sutton!
Damn, it's nice that Nebraska is gone! No more bickering with them stalk lovers anymore! Thank God for education!
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