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Missouri assistant softball coach Phil Bradley, 52, talks with Jenna Marsten in the dugout.
Phil has done a great job helping this team. Please give this shot a good caption ahead of tonight's game in the WCWS.
2 winners on Wednesday! Excellent captions from MUPete and McNabb2Maclin4Philly who will divide a significant stash of Denmoney between them.
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I wish I would've listened to mom
about my face getting stuck this way…..
by Babbalynski on Jun 2, 2011 7:36 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You see coach, I thought I had it...
There is a God and I'm not it, after that EVERYTHING is subjective. Be careful for what you wish for, you just might GET IT!
Marsten reacts
To Bradley’s own reaction to All You Can Eat Burrito Night at the Sizzler.
What do you mean I can't retire at 32?
by Ausgiano on Jun 2, 2011 8:44 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"Come on Jenna, just tell me my stubble is atleast kinda tremendous"
Even just a little tremendous……??
by McZou on Jun 2, 2011 9:00 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Coach "another white girl trying to do the robot...they'll never learn"
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram
"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Jun 2, 2011 11:14 AM CDT reply actions
Marsten: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Coach: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Marsten: Because I was inverted.
Cheering on MIZZOU from the other side of the world.
by jimlc on Jun 2, 2011 12:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Bradley reminding Jenna of what Earleywine said in pregame:
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Chelsea Force, and a powerful ally it is. Tremenduous Stubble creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Chelsea Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the bat and the ball."
Beat Florida.
Don't Haith the player, Haith the game.
Oooh, use the light saber bat! Cool sound when you swing.
Black and Gold!
by Spider_Monkey on Jun 2, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
marsten: " i really do, coach.
i think i could take chelsea deep 8 out of 10 at-bats. she’s not that tough."
bradley: "Ms. Marsten, what you’ve just said … is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this dugout is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
marsten: “you could have just said you disagreed. feelings hurter.”
Start a fire for a man, keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.
After Phil Bradley tells Jenna Marston that he heard somebody call her "Ozzie Smith with
a pony-tail," Marston attempts Smith’s signature back-flip.
On a side-note, I’m pretty sure it’s Marston, not Marsten.































