In light of last season's arrests and injuries, we employed a karma thread to please the sports gods. As the 10-win season can attest, it seems to have worked. Now, in light of Elvis Fisher's season-ending knee injury and the Yahoo! Miami investigation sucking Frank Haith into its vortex, this cannot wait until late-August. IT IS TIME TO CONFESS YOUR SINS.
1. I cried a little at the end of last year's Mizzou-Oklahoma game.
2. For a photoshoot you don't know about just yet, my wife totally put some makeup on my face to cover up a couple of zits.
3. I've been gravitating toward the pink clothing when we go shopping for Lil' Baby C.
4. Thanks in part to all the writing, I'm pretty sure I'm at my mid-season football weight, if you get my drift. Bad, since a) football season hasn't started yet, and b) aren't you supposed to gain some weight when you become a parent?
JOIN ME. DO IT NOW. THIS CANNOT WAIT.