I know some of you are big shots and even work in the media. I was thinking (and I may be completely alone and devastatingly retarded here) that we could/should get someone with an amazing baritone voice to read and record some of the stories from our karma threads. You could then sell this bit of awesomeness and any time the buyer is having a crappy day, throw that mp3 or cd on and you've got instant karma at least a few laughs to cheer yourself up.
If this is the worst idea any of you have ever heard, I apologize, but remember I am not a closeted beaker and never will be. Just a small "pup tenter" as one of you so aptly put.