Caption This - August 8, 2011
Grant Ressel is secure as the starting kicker
Photo: Meredith Baldwin in PowerMizzou's Fall Camp Photo Feature.
Here we go again! Please give this young and talented man a caption.
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After failing to heed Coach Pinkel's earlier warning, Grant Ressel steps in the "present" left by Peanut
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
by Andy--01 on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Sheldon thought he was going to take MY number?
Think again.
by jschooltiger on Aug 5, 2011 9:49 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 5 recs
Grant Ressell stands dejected after realizing that no one will be paying him in gum if the NCAA does indeed pass pay-for-play legislation.
"I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter."
by MarkMizeWriter on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Grant Ressel stands triumphantly over yet another rolling-on-the-turf, clutching-his-nuts-in-agony victim of Mizzou's favorite freshman hazing tradition:
“Go tell Grant he’s not a real football player.”
Elke ware zoon, zo blij van harte / Hemels boven ons zijn blauw / Er is een geest zo diep binnen ons / Oud Missouri dit is voor jou / Wanneer de band het Tijger oorlogslied speelt / En wanneer de strijd over is / We zullen stampen, stampen, stampen, rond de kolommen / Met een kreet voor oud Mizzou!
by Dutch Missourian on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs
Grant Resel finally realized his dream:
Beating the hell out of Peyton Manning for calling Mike Vanderjagt an “Idiot Kicker”.
twitter handle: @asstastic_o1
just because im over 300 pounds doesnt meant I dont have a great ass.
by BillSelfsToupee on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 AM CDT reply actions
Aw man... Sheldon stretched out my jersey! This sucks...
and I gave him my lunch money too.
by Juzam on Aug 5, 2011 10:06 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics.
If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. “Oh… Oh… Oh!” You know what I’m talkin’ about. “Oh!”
by Babbalynski on Aug 5, 2011 10:35 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
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"My friend! My friend!" You big crybaby. Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place.
by threadkiller on Aug 5, 2011 10:39 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
just a commentary on ressel's academic prowess, that he's be thinking equations in this pic.
no idea what it means. ;-)
"My friend! My friend!" You big crybaby. Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place.
by threadkiller on Aug 5, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Grant Ressel Sneezed a 52 yard filed goal today....
Sheldon Richardson claims he can “fart a one thousand yarder in his sleep”.
twitter handle: @asstastic_o1
just because im over 300 pounds doesnt meant I dont have a great ass.
by BillSelfsToupee on Aug 5, 2011 11:19 AM CDT reply actions
Grant Ressel reveals that his secret to succes is his foot fetish, which requires him to look at them at all times
Rex Ryan could not be reached for comment.
by mizzou2396 on Aug 5, 2011 11:30 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Grant Ressel is a Johnny Cash Fan.
“When I breeze into that city, people gonna stoop and bow. (Hah!)
All them women gonna make me, teach ‘em what they don’t know how,
I’m goin’ to Jackson, you turn-a loose-a my coat.
‘Cos I’m goin’ to Jackson.
“Goodbye,” that’s all she wrote."
ku loves Missouri as every parasite has to have a host.
As a way to mock the crybabies from Nebraska...
…Gary Pinkel has chosen to give Blackshirts to his kickers.
by Cardina1 on Aug 5, 2011 12:11 PM CDT reply actions 10 recs
Very nice, this is my 2nd favorite for the day
After Dutch Missourian’s effort earlier.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
Call me Jeff Wolfert, ONE MORE TIME WILL.
Supporting the Kenji Jackson Approach for every day situations.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 5, 2011 12:26 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
FIFY
Aw man, I can’t believe Rescue Me is over Landry wasn’t on this season of Friday Night Lights.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
Hey Coach
I think I could get that streak going again if you guys could score a few more TDs this year.
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